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Granted, however you don't pull anything but non-holo rares, and your reverse holos are all commons.
I wish for winter to begone forever. |
Granted, global warming eliminates winter and makes it boiling hot all the time.
I wish that Nick Jr., Disney Jr., Sprout, and PBS Kids did not exist. |
Granted, you had no education as a kid, only violence.
I wish that Ash Ketchum wasn't such a n00b. |
Granted, he caught the Ho-oh he saw in the 1st-2nd episodes and became a pokemon master and there was no show.
I wish for pikachu to be fat again. |
Granted but he never gets any stronger and Ash gives him away.
I wish that ads would not appear in PC. |
Granted. They then spam around the entire internet.
I wish for a Cerberus. |
Granted, and it horribly rips you to shreds :(
I wish that I could control the elements :) |
Granted. But you get teleported to Russia, then the elements control you.
I wish for butter. |
Granted, you eat tons of butter and now morbidly obese.
I wish for a pogo stick who could curse. |
Granted, but now it just follows you around cursing at every person passing by.
I wish I was Batman. |
Granted. The joker kills you and takes over gotham. Worst.Batman.Ever.
I wish for a 4ds... |
Wish granted. However the 4d effects are so powerful that a Dusknoir jumps out of the screen and eats your soul during a Pokemon battle. You now wander the depths of the underworld.
I wish that Pokemon were real ^_^ |
How am I here?
Granted, but they eat your head. I wish for a 9000.0000001DS. |
Granted but it is so powerful you are now stuck in the depths of hell with me.
I wish we both get out of the depths of hell. |
Granted, but you both enter a world where 9000.0000001DS control the world and you work as human slaves for the rest of your lives.
I wish for a better phone. |
Granted. You are gifted with the new SuperDuper Phone 9001 but It Can Read Your Minds, and It Decides to Broadcast Them to the World. After the World Hears Your Thoughts, You are Imprisoned on a secret island located in the center of the pacific ocean and you now await your execution day.
Your execution is death by drowning |
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I wish I would die peacefully in my sleep. |
Granted but you meet Satan and Mr. Hussein from South Park in hell.
I wish I had a pony. |
It's Rainbow dash. Have fun.
I wish for a buttler (that's a girl who serves you..anal..stuff...nevermind.) *Butler. |
Granted, but it's a girl with daggers replacing her hands and she has a sown up mouth and bleeding eyes... c:<
I wish for a hat! :D |
You got a shellder now you're a slowbro? Nice.
I wish for road runner to have a guinnes record. |
Granted, but he farts in your face with the worlds stinkiest fart and breaks ten records. :D
I wish people would stop pestering me to change. xD |
Granted, you never age, you're now like Ash.
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No wish? ;;
I wish for a hug from someone nice and comfy~ |
Like snorlax! And he eats you.
I wish for a cacturn. |
You fall on it and you bleed to death.
I wish for a nother wish |
Granted. You become part of One Direction.
I wish for the longest wish ever to be wished for and granted but the person granting it has to be a elite granted of wishes so it doesn't get wished away by someone else who wishes to wish against my own wish, which I wish to be granted by someone who isn't a wisher wishing wishes for themselves and to not be bad and wish for my wish to not be granted by the wisher of wishes and for it not to be wished by someone else either without wishing bad for someone else especially myself! :S |
Does Not Compute.
I wish to understand. |
Granted, you understand a bit too much and blow up.
I wish... for a sandwich! Again! |
Granted. Your sandwich started eating you tho
I love your avatar and signature. I wish for a 3DS |
Granted, but it only plays Game Boy games.
I wish for the power to tame any and all snakes! |
Granted, but you get sold out to the zoo.
I wish I was immune to poison. |
Granted, but you lose your immunity to not loving One Direction. Congrats, you're now at a concert screaming: 'I LOVE YOU, HARRY!!!!'
I wish that the person who corrupts this wish get's a wart on their bum. c:< |
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! NOW LOOK'IT WHAT YOU DONE, MY HOMELESS PERSON HAS A WART! ... uhh, also you die.
I wish for people to wish for better wishes! |
Granted.
You now have to make better ways to corrupt them. I wish for a parralelogram |
Granted, but it's in the form of a crappy greeting card.
I wish for some apple juice. |
Granted, it turns out to be your great grandfather's pee.
I wish for a patio! :D |
Granted, but you don't have a house.
I wish bronies would just shut up. Because basically this. Spoiler:
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uhh granted(?) you are no longer a mew tho
I wish for a pink adorable cat thing! :3 |
Granted, it eats your tooooes! :D
I wish that Nathan was here. ;~; |
Granted, but he's a vampire and he bites your neck :o
I wish I had a delicious milk steak. |
Granted, but what is a milk steak? I'm a stupid fairy >.< Oh well, here is a glass of milk. Since you said milk.
I wish for a Samsung Galaxy S IV. |
siv
Web definitions an HIV-like virus that infects and causes an AIDS-like disease in some species of monkeys. http://www.hiv1tat-vaccines.info/science_dictionary.htm Are you sure? Weeell,... okay then... Granted: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTg6Mqj_vya1CEdfU7BLsaGYjzL5bOwAwGNROpSMR-Pvhjm-09c I wish for the world to explode. |
Granted.
BANG!!! I wish for a parralelogram that isnt a greetings card. |
Granted, but its a used up gift card.
I wish I didn't have to go to class. |
Dead people don't have to go nowhere.
I wish I had four fully funtional arms. |
granted~ you are only four arms and you die.
I wish i would never die. |
Granted. You get to watch everyone and everything else die, the world get destroyed, and the universe implode into pure nothingness. Except you're still there. Surrounded by nothing. With nothing to do. Forever.
I wish for Half Life 3 to finally get released. |
Granted~ the game turns out to be less fun than playing rock paper scissors.
I wish i was a cat that would live forever until i chose to die. |
Granted. Thinking about death ever will kill you.
I wish I could breathe underwater. |
Granted, but its because you've turned into a goldfish.
I wish I had a cookie. |
Granted.
But then i eat it. I wish for a shape that isnt a parralelogram |
Granted, you get a circle, but when you get mad, it turns into a parallelogram.
I wish for this semester to be over. :3 |
Granted. It's over... over-complicated! >:D
I wish for a cat. |
Granted, but it's wild and it scratches you until you're bleeding to death.
I wish the creators of Google Maps put more Pokemon in the Netherlands. |
Granted, but they are ultra hidden and you cant find thm
i wish i could stop being on pc 24/7 |
Granted,but now your on PC for 23 hours a day
I wish i completed the national pokedex |
Granted, you forget to save and your battery dies
I wish I was good at singing |
Granted,but you're only good when in the shower or alone
I wish my crush liked me :3 |
I know how you feel, man
Granted, but she thinks you don't like her back and thinks that she's being friendzoned I wish I could find my HeartGold cartridge |
Granted but the cartridge doesn't work any more
I wish school was more fun |
Granted, but its because school turns into wild parties and you don't get an education.
I wish my internet would function properly all the time and not just for parts of the day. |
Granted, but then you actually took all the internet from the providers and world wide internet itself causing thousands of people to riot and cause chaos all throughout the world and in the end you get killed in the crossfire, all because you wanted internet.
I wish for a download button that isn't an Ad. |
Granted, but it turns out to be a series of links that never ends until you tell it to be an ad/survey.
I wish that I had a cat that could have no negative effects on myself and the people I love. |
Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.
I wish I had a spaceship. |
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Granted; it flies you to the surface to the sun, although it wouldn't matter to you; you'd already be dead from a combination of the extreme heat and the cosmic radiation from flying to it. I wish I was immune to injury, death, or any lethal activity against me. |
Granted, but you now smell like poop for eternity.
I wish for one bottle of chocolate vodka. |
Granted. It was poisoned.
I wish for buns. |
Granted. It was stuffed with the vodka you poisoned.
I wish for an exploding chair. |
Granted, but it only explodes when you or your loved ones sit upon it.
I wish I had all the coconuts in the world. |
Granted, but you're then forced to sing "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts" all day, non-stop.
I wish I had some awesome sauce. |
Granted, but it leaves a terrible aftertaste.
I wish I could handle the cuteness OAO |
Granted-in order to handle the cuteness, you must have all emotion removed from your body, forever.
I wish I had a Pop-Tart, that WASN'T poisoned, and DIDN'T attract wild carnivorous land sharks. |
Granted, but it's the last Pop-Tart in the world and you are forever hated.
I wish that GameFreak/Nintendo would make a Hoenn remake (seriously, though, it's about time, guys...) |
Granted, but it's on the Wii U, you can't trade Pokemon and it got a Metascore of 2
I wish to live in a place where there are no creeps. |
Granted, but the problems is it's full of CRAWLIES! Muahahaha!
I wish to control the Heartless, and rule the world. :T |
Granted, but then Sora kicks your ass.
I wish that tommorrow wasn't Monday. |
Granted, but every other day of the year will be Monday
I wish that I could speak French perfectly |
Granted, but you lose your first language.
I wish for a bag of Takis! |
Granted, but they're all moldy!
I wish that Victini had Contrary |
Granted, but it loses all its STAB moves.
I wish OC Remix made more remixes of Rayman soundtracks. |
Granted, they make all of two remixes before going back to their standard fare.
I wish for a longer attention span. ;o; |
Granted, but your IQ is much smaller.
I wish to be a Disney Villain. |
granted, but you're only 3 inches tall
I wish I had infinite money for food |
Granted, that money can only be used on food.
I wish for popularity. (This can only go right.) |
Granted but now everyone likes you too much and has fallen in love with you, including all old people and german nazis
I wish for an infinite supply of highspeed wifi |
Granted!
It's so fast, it's slow! I wish for super slow wifi. |
Granted! It's so slow you go back in time and have to wear suspenders with every item of clothing ever
I wish a tv network would renew Heroes |
Granted. It is completely recasted and the story and plot are completely different as well.
I wish for cookies. |
Granted, you get Oatmeal Raisin Cookies with too much flour and inside of it are razorblades and lit firecrackers.
I wish that I could see through walls. |
Granted but now you can only see through walls and are blind when you turn towards anything else
I wish for a kitten that will cuddle me |
granted but now you cant walk.
I wish i had all the powers of superman |
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I wish I could teleport to any place in the world. |
Granted but now you can't open your eyes. :(
I wish I could control the flow of time. |
Granted, but you can only make it super-fast. And this altered flow of time only affects you.
I wish that I could stay on vacation forever (I'm visiting my hometown right now.) |
Granted, but you can only vacation in one place.
(You'll stay in your hometown forever.) I wish that I could have more time to do the things that I like to do. |
Granted b ut then you'll run out of things to do within a day.
I wish I found a proper job -.- |
Granted, it gives you a pay of $0.01 per hour.
I wish that I was better at drawing. |
Granted, but you get so busy that you can only come online once a week.
I wish Scorched Slab gets expanded in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, and wild Pokemon appear there too. |
Granted, but the explanation sucks and so do the wild Pokemon inside.
I wish today wasn't Monday. |
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