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donavannj March 18th, 2014 6:05 AM

Granted, however you don't pull anything but non-holo rares, and your reverse holos are all commons.

I wish for winter to begone forever.

Feraligatr13 March 19th, 2014 11:02 AM

Granted, global warming eliminates winter and makes it boiling hot all the time.

I wish that Nick Jr., Disney Jr., Sprout, and PBS Kids did not exist.

Mew March 19th, 2014 1:59 PM

Granted, you had no education as a kid, only violence.

I wish that Ash Ketchum wasn't such a n00b.

Blastin'Tyruntz March 21st, 2014 4:20 PM

Granted, he caught the Ho-oh he saw in the 1st-2nd episodes and became a pokemon master and there was no show.

I wish for pikachu to be fat again.

Elements1 March 21st, 2014 6:42 PM

Granted but he never gets any stronger and Ash gives him away.

I wish that ads would not appear in PC.

Fernbutter March 21st, 2014 9:58 PM

Granted. They then spam around the entire internet.

I wish for a Cerberus.

Elements1 March 22nd, 2014 9:48 PM

Granted, and it horribly rips you to shreds :(

I wish that I could control the elements :)

Fernbutter March 23rd, 2014 12:36 AM

Granted. But you get teleported to Russia, then the elements control you.

I wish for butter.

Blastin'Tyruntz March 23rd, 2014 10:25 AM

Granted, you eat tons of butter and now morbidly obese.

I wish for a pogo stick who could curse.

Crunch Punch March 23rd, 2014 11:50 AM

Granted, but now it just follows you around cursing at every person passing by.

I wish I was Batman.

Blastin'Tyruntz March 23rd, 2014 12:58 PM

Granted. The joker kills you and takes over gotham. Worst.Batman.Ever.

I wish for a 4ds...

~Justified~ March 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM

Wish granted. However the 4d effects are so powerful that a Dusknoir jumps out of the screen and eats your soul during a Pokemon battle. You now wander the depths of the underworld.

I wish that Pokemon were real ^_^

Mew March 23rd, 2014 5:40 PM

How am I here?
Granted, but they eat your head.

I wish for a 9000.0000001DS.

Blastin'Tyruntz March 24th, 2014 7:29 AM

Granted but it is so powerful you are now stuck in the depths of hell with me.

I wish we both get out of the depths of hell.

Elements1 March 24th, 2014 9:11 AM

Granted, but you both enter a world where 9000.0000001DS control the world and you work as human slaves for the rest of your lives.

I wish for a better phone.

~Justified~ March 24th, 2014 9:35 AM

Granted. You are gifted with the new SuperDuper Phone 9001 but It Can Read Your Minds, and It Decides to Broadcast Them to the World. After the World Hears Your Thoughts, You are Imprisoned on a secret island located in the center of the pacific ocean and you now await your execution day.
Your execution is death by drowning

Elements1 March 24th, 2014 9:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShadowGreninja (Post 8163530)
Granted. You are gifted with the new SuperDuper Phone 9001 but It Can Read Your Minds, and It Decides to Broadcast Them to the World. After the World Hears Your Thoughts, You are Imprisoned on a secret island located in the center of the pacific ocean and you now await your execution day.
Your execution is death by drowning

Wow tough luck, but you forgot a wish :P

I wish I would die peacefully in my sleep.

Ephemeral Euphoria March 24th, 2014 11:09 AM

Granted but you meet Satan and Mr. Hussein from South Park in hell.

I wish I had a pony.

Blastin'Tyruntz March 24th, 2014 12:04 PM

It's Rainbow dash. Have fun.

I wish for a buttler (that's a girl who serves you..anal..stuff...nevermind.)
*Butler.

Nakala Pri March 25th, 2014 9:51 PM

Granted, but it's a girl with daggers replacing her hands and she has a sown up mouth and bleeding eyes... c:<

I wish for a hat! :D

Blastin'Tyruntz March 26th, 2014 11:19 AM

You got a shellder now you're a slowbro? Nice.

I wish for road runner to have a guinnes record.

Nakala Pri March 26th, 2014 7:15 PM

Granted, but he farts in your face with the worlds stinkiest fart and breaks ten records. :D

I wish people would stop pestering me to change. xD

Mew March 27th, 2014 7:55 PM

Granted, you never age, you're now like Ash.

Nakala Pri March 28th, 2014 12:23 AM

No wish? ;;

I wish for a hug from someone nice and comfy~

Blastin'Tyruntz March 28th, 2014 2:41 AM

Like snorlax! And he eats you.

I wish for a cacturn.

Abby March 28th, 2014 2:30 PM

You fall on it and you bleed to death.

I wish for a nother wish

Fernbutter March 28th, 2014 6:59 PM

Granted. You become part of One Direction.

I wish for the longest wish ever to be wished for and granted but the person granting it has to be a elite granted of wishes so it doesn't get wished away by someone else who wishes to wish against my own wish, which I wish to be granted by someone who isn't a wisher wishing wishes for themselves and to not be bad and wish for my wish to not be granted by the wisher of wishes and for it not to be wished by someone else either without wishing bad for someone else especially myself! :S

MurkMire March 29th, 2014 8:55 AM

Does Not Compute.

I wish to understand.

Mew March 29th, 2014 3:34 PM

Granted, you understand a bit too much and blow up.

I wish... for a sandwich! Again!

White Raven March 29th, 2014 5:13 PM

Granted. Your sandwich started eating you tho

I love your avatar and signature.

I wish for a 3DS

MurkMire March 29th, 2014 10:51 PM

Granted, but it only plays Game Boy games.

I wish for the power to tame any and all snakes!

classiccartoonsftw March 30th, 2014 12:56 AM

Granted, but you get sold out to the zoo.

I wish I was immune to poison.

Nakala Pri March 30th, 2014 3:27 AM

Granted, but you lose your immunity to not loving One Direction. Congrats, you're now at a concert screaming: 'I LOVE YOU, HARRY!!!!'

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish get's a wart on their bum. c:<

Fernbutter March 30th, 2014 6:16 AM

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! NOW LOOK'IT WHAT YOU DONE, MY HOMELESS PERSON HAS A WART! ... uhh, also you die.

I wish for people to wish for better wishes!

Abby March 30th, 2014 8:15 AM

Granted.
You now have to make better ways to corrupt them.

I wish for a parralelogram

MurkMire March 30th, 2014 9:28 AM

Granted, but it's in the form of a crappy greeting card.

I wish for some apple juice.

Nakala Pri March 30th, 2014 8:01 PM

Granted, it turns out to be your great grandfather's pee.

I wish for a patio! :D

Mew March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM

Granted, but you don't have a house.

I wish bronies would just shut up.

Because basically this.
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Fernbutter March 31st, 2014 12:28 AM

uhh granted(?) you are no longer a mew tho

I wish for a pink adorable cat thing! :3

Nakala Pri March 31st, 2014 2:11 AM

Granted, it eats your tooooes! :D

I wish that Nathan was here. ;~;

Sopheria March 31st, 2014 6:11 AM

Granted, but he's a vampire and he bites your neck :o

I wish I had a delicious milk steak.

White Raven March 31st, 2014 5:32 PM

Granted, but what is a milk steak? I'm a stupid fairy >.< Oh well, here is a glass of milk. Since you said milk.

I wish for a Samsung Galaxy S IV.

Fernbutter April 1st, 2014 3:04 AM

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an HIV-like virus that infects and causes an AIDS-like disease in some species of monkeys.
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Are you sure? Weeell,... okay then...
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I wish for the world to explode.

Abby April 3rd, 2014 9:45 AM

Granted.
BANG!!!


I wish for a parralelogram that isnt a greetings card.

Nah April 3rd, 2014 10:51 AM

Granted, but its a used up gift card.


I wish I didn't have to go to class.

Kameken April 3rd, 2014 11:05 AM

Dead people don't have to go nowhere.

I wish I had four fully funtional arms.

eeveeandmew April 3rd, 2014 11:13 AM

granted~ you are only four arms and you die.

I wish i would never die.

PokemonLeagueChamp April 3rd, 2014 11:27 AM

Granted. You get to watch everyone and everything else die, the world get destroyed, and the universe implode into pure nothingness. Except you're still there. Surrounded by nothing. With nothing to do. Forever.

I wish for Half Life 3 to finally get released.

eeveeandmew April 3rd, 2014 11:35 AM

Granted~ the game turns out to be less fun than playing rock paper scissors.

I wish i was a cat that would live forever until i chose to die.

PokemonLeagueChamp April 3rd, 2014 11:57 AM

Granted. Thinking about death ever will kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Nah April 3rd, 2014 12:07 PM

Granted, but its because you've turned into a goldfish.


I wish I had a cookie.

Abby April 4th, 2014 3:02 AM

Granted.
But then i eat it.

I wish for a shape that isnt a parralelogram

SparklingMistral April 4th, 2014 4:35 PM

Granted, you get a circle, but when you get mad, it turns into a parallelogram.

I wish for this semester to be over. :3

Fernbutter April 4th, 2014 10:43 PM

Granted. It's over... over-complicated! >:D

I wish for a cat.

classiccartoonsftw April 5th, 2014 1:29 AM

Granted, but it's wild and it scratches you until you're bleeding to death.

I wish the creators of Google Maps put more Pokemon in the Netherlands.

Abby April 5th, 2014 1:37 AM

Granted, but they are ultra hidden and you cant find thm

i wish i could stop being on pc 24/7

XpokeX April 5th, 2014 2:08 AM

Granted,but now your on PC for 23 hours a day

I wish i completed the national pokedex

Waterlemon April 5th, 2014 2:14 AM

Granted, you forget to save and your battery dies

I wish I was good at singing

XpokeX April 5th, 2014 2:16 AM

Granted,but you're only good when in the shower or alone

I wish my crush liked me :3

Waterlemon April 5th, 2014 2:29 AM

I know how you feel, man
Granted, but she thinks you don't like her back and thinks that she's being friendzoned

I wish I could find my HeartGold cartridge

XpokeX April 5th, 2014 2:48 AM

Granted but the cartridge doesn't work any more

I wish school was more fun

Nah April 8th, 2014 4:29 PM

Granted, but its because school turns into wild parties and you don't get an education.

I wish my internet would function properly all the time and not just for parts of the day.

Fernbutter April 8th, 2014 8:26 PM

Granted, but then you actually took all the internet from the providers and world wide internet itself causing thousands of people to riot and cause chaos all throughout the world and in the end you get killed in the crossfire, all because you wanted internet.

I wish for a download button that isn't an Ad.

Feraligatr13 April 16th, 2014 1:16 PM

Granted, but it turns out to be a series of links that never ends until you tell it to be an ad/survey.

I wish that I had a cat that could have no negative effects on myself and the people I love.

Nah April 16th, 2014 4:35 PM

Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.

I wish I had a spaceship.

Feraligatr13 April 16th, 2014 5:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salt&PepperDiner (Post 8201259)
Granted, but then the cat kills a bunch of people who you don't love. So now you own a mass-murdering cat.

I wish I had a spaceship.

So you're suggesting that I would be arrested for owning a mass-murdering cat, which would be a negative effect, so it breaks the parameters of my wish >:)

Granted; it flies you to the surface to the sun, although it wouldn't matter to you; you'd already be dead from a combination of the extreme heat and the cosmic radiation from flying to it.

I wish I was immune to injury, death, or any lethal activity against me.

The Void April 17th, 2014 6:13 AM

Granted, but you now smell like poop for eternity.

I wish for one bottle of chocolate vodka.

Fernbutter April 17th, 2014 7:17 AM

Granted. It was poisoned.

I wish for buns.

The Void April 17th, 2014 7:28 AM

Granted. It was stuffed with the vodka you poisoned.

I wish for an exploding chair.

Nurse Joy May 3rd, 2014 3:13 PM

Granted, but it only explodes when you or your loved ones sit upon it.

I wish I had all the coconuts in the world.

Nah May 3rd, 2014 3:23 PM

Granted, but you're then forced to sing "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts" all day, non-stop.


I wish I had some awesome sauce.

Nurse Joy May 3rd, 2014 5:35 PM

Granted, but it leaves a terrible aftertaste.

I wish I could handle the cuteness OAO

pridekitty May 3rd, 2014 6:23 PM

Granted-in order to handle the cuteness, you must have all emotion removed from your body, forever.

I wish I had a Pop-Tart, that WASN'T poisoned, and DIDN'T attract wild carnivorous land sharks.

GreenAndBlueOmega May 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM

Granted, but it's the last Pop-Tart in the world and you are forever hated.

I wish that GameFreak/Nintendo would make a Hoenn remake (seriously, though, it's about time, guys...)

Nurse Joy May 3rd, 2014 7:20 PM

Granted, but it's on the Wii U, you can't trade Pokemon and it got a Metascore of 2

I wish to live in a place where there are no creeps.

MurkMire May 4th, 2014 11:51 AM

Granted, but the problems is it's full of CRAWLIES! Muahahaha!

I wish to control the Heartless, and rule the world. :T

Nah May 4th, 2014 12:55 PM

Granted, but then Sora kicks your ass.

I wish that tommorrow wasn't Monday.

GreenAndBlueOmega May 4th, 2014 1:04 PM

Granted, but every other day of the year will be Monday

I wish that I could speak French perfectly

Mew May 4th, 2014 2:01 PM

Granted, but you lose your first language.
I wish for a bag of Takis!

GreenAndBlueOmega May 4th, 2014 2:21 PM

Granted, but they're all moldy!

I wish that Victini had Contrary

classiccartoonsftw May 5th, 2014 6:48 AM

Granted, but it loses all its STAB moves.

I wish OC Remix made more remixes of Rayman soundtracks.

Skystrike May 10th, 2014 12:26 AM

Granted, they make all of two remixes before going back to their standard fare.

I wish for a longer attention span. ;o;

MurkMire May 10th, 2014 12:32 AM

Granted, but your IQ is much smaller.

I wish to be a Disney Villain.

inheartstaco May 10th, 2014 12:37 AM

granted, but you're only 3 inches tall

I wish I had infinite money for food

Skystrike May 10th, 2014 12:38 AM

Granted, that money can only be used on food.

I wish for popularity.

(This can only go right.)

inheartstaco May 10th, 2014 12:52 AM

Granted but now everyone likes you too much and has fallen in love with you, including all old people and german nazis

I wish for an infinite supply of highspeed wifi

Skystrike May 10th, 2014 1:02 AM

Granted!

It's so fast, it's slow!

I wish for super slow wifi.

inheartstaco May 10th, 2014 1:06 AM

Granted! It's so slow you go back in time and have to wear suspenders with every item of clothing ever

I wish a tv network would renew Heroes

Fernbutter May 10th, 2014 3:53 AM

Granted. It is completely recasted and the story and plot are completely different as well.

I wish for cookies.

Sonata May 10th, 2014 4:30 AM

Granted, you get Oatmeal Raisin Cookies with too much flour and inside of it are razorblades and lit firecrackers.

I wish that I could see through walls.

inheartstaco May 10th, 2014 5:06 AM

Granted but now you can only see through walls and are blind when you turn towards anything else

I wish for a kitten that will cuddle me

srinator May 10th, 2014 5:08 AM

granted but now you cant walk.

I wish i had all the powers of superman

Empire May 10th, 2014 6:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarPaint (Post 8242457)
granted but now you cant walk.

I wish i had all the powers of superman

Granted but water is your kryptonite.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world.

Akiba May 10th, 2014 7:24 AM

Granted but now you can't open your eyes. :(

I wish I could control the flow of time.

Skystrike May 10th, 2014 8:12 AM

Granted, but you can only make it super-fast. And this altered flow of time only affects you.

I wish that I could stay on vacation forever (I'm visiting my hometown right now.)

Akiba May 10th, 2014 12:57 PM

Granted, but you can only vacation in one place.

(You'll stay in your hometown forever.)

I wish that I could have more time to do the things that I like to do.

Ahri May 12th, 2014 4:35 AM

Granted b ut then you'll run out of things to do within a day.

I wish I found a proper job -.-

Mew May 17th, 2014 3:32 PM

Granted, it gives you a pay of $0.01 per hour.
I wish that I was better at drawing.

classiccartoonsftw May 19th, 2014 12:57 AM

Granted, but you get so busy that you can only come online once a week.

I wish Scorched Slab gets expanded in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, and wild Pokemon appear there too.

Nah May 19th, 2014 4:53 AM

Granted, but the explanation sucks and so do the wild Pokemon inside.

I wish today wasn't Monday.


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