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Granted, now the voices in other peoples' heads talk to you instead.
I wish for pie. |
Granted but it is poisoned
I wish that Torrent Downloads Were faster |
get viruses and computer crashes
wish for a 3ds with y bundled |
Granted, but the game freezes constantly.
I wish AwesomeAsCrawdaunt came here more often. |
Granted, but at the cost of your activity
I wish i had better SC2 opponents |
Granted but they Die of AIDS
I wish I would get a Premium Minecraft account |
Granted, but it appears to be illegal so you spend time in jail :P
I wish Borderlands 2 supports 8-players in a game |
granted but it chaos and nothing gets done
wish my younger brother left me alone |
Granted, now one of your other relatives will never leave you alone.
I wish my brother said I was awesome. |
Granted, your parents tell you you're ugly.
I wish my face wasn't burning. |
Granted, it is now freezing
I wish my sis wasnt so annoying ;~; |
granted but now she is terminally ill
wish i had 100 dollars |
Granted, the bill was counterfeit
I wish I wasn't at work |
Granted, now you're underwater.
I wish for pizza. |
Here you go. The world's strongest italiano-russian mercenary, named Pizza.
I wish for a tamed wolverine. |
Merry Christmas, your wolverine ran away from home.
I wish that the sky was orange |
Granted; it's only orange because the Sun is hurtling towards the Earth at a blinding pace OH GOD I'M ON FIRE
I wish I wasn't so weird. |
granted but everyone else is under this wish resulting you staying the same wierd compared to everyone else :D
I wish i had a sock |
Granted; it's a man-eating sock that eats your face.
I wish I could find my GBA SP. |
Granted, it's in a pool of acid.
I wish there wasn't a cake-themed cursor in your signature. |
Granted it is now a lie
I wish i HAD a sock |
Granted, I took it from some homeless guy in exchange for all your belongings. CHARITY YAY
I wish I had the new Super Smash Bros. |
But then you are unable to play it due to your wii u/3ds breaking.
I wish I had pirced ears. |
Granted, they are now bloody.
I wish it wasn't raining. (Don't tell me about some random harsh weather condition, I know you're gonna post that.) |
It stops but it starts again.
I wish I wasn't born with a penis. |
Granted...you are born with 2 of them!
I wish I wasn't so bored. |
Granted, but the wish granter mishears it as 'sobered', and now you're so intoxicated that you can't move. :U
I wish I wasn't so exhausted. |
Granted, but you can never sleep again.
I wish I could change into any Pokémon I want. |
Granted, now everyone wants to capture you.
I wish for a better life! |
Granted! Now you die and go with Arceus for your blessed afterlife.
I wish I could be a blue mew :3 |
Granted, but a 10 year old boy captures and enslaves you.
I wish I could be a real life Pokemon Trainer. |
Granted! But you get maimed outside of Pallet Town
I wish to be un-enslaved. |
Granted, but you live a life of crime and get jailed
I wish I was a turtle |
Poof! You get cooked into turtle soup.
I wish for a Wii U Premium. |
Granted its broken
I wish for another sock (I will have 3 now mwahahaha) |
Granted, it's Richard Watterson's sock, guess what that means
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I wish I can take pictures from my mind and put it into the computer. |
Quote:
Anyway, granted but every image ends up online. YES THAT INCLUDES THOSE ONES. I wish for a servant to do everything I want him to. |
Granted, but now he stays with you every second of every day and never leaves, just so he doesn't miss anything. *eyebrow wiggle*
I wish RGSS wasn't so hard to learn. ; A; |
Granted, but now your mind is incapable of using skills you have acquired.
I wish I could fall asleep before 1AM everyday. |
Granted, but now you wake up too early
I wish learnging tu spel was eesey |
Granted, but now you can't speak or write any letter of the english alphabet.
I wish I was 9 again. |
Granted, but now you're 9 for the rest of your life.
I wish I could feel my face right now. 8C (Dentist.) |
Granted, but your face will be extremely sensitive for the rest of your life.
I wish Red and Blue were still popular |
Granted but you don't want it to be
I wish for a bear |
Granted it mauls you to death :D
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I wish for a chocolate muffin snake that is absolutely ad-free eating a fish with a sock in a bag made of turtleskin!
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Granted, it was a dream
I wish for a better bottle of water |
Granted, but the bottle is not eco-friendly.
I wish for a starfish! |
Granted, but it isn't starmie or Patrick.
I wish I was back in the nineties. |
Granted, but it was war.
I wish it wasn't raining AGAIN. |
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I wish I had a boyfriend (this is such an easy one lol) |
Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]
Granted he is ugly and is cheating on you plus you can never dump him he can only dump you but he chooses not to
I wish for a bottle of water |
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Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato |
Granted, he has a country accent and he doesn't know what a TV is.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd. |
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(What the heck is ninja'd?)(damn he beat me to it, disregard my post lol) I wish I was 21 |
Granted u die
I wish I murdered a person in high authority |
Granted, the next person in line wants to execute you.
I wish video games were easier. |
Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you |
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I wish that everyone in the world had economic stability. |
Granted, but then the political stability spirals out of controls and sends the entire world into war.
I wish I could take an art class. |
Granted, but you become blind.
I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3 |
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I wish Chic-Fil-A would close. |
Granted, but they haunt your soul.
I with I was good at FIFA. |
Granted, but its FIFA.
I wish the Portal games were more popular |
Granted, but a sequel comes out and ruins the franchise.
I wish I was Neymar |
Granted, but you break your leg and cant play for the rest of your life
i wish for some french fries |
Granted, but you break you jaw and can't eat for the rest of your life :P
I wish for a pony. |
Granted, but it's dead and you succumb to its stench.
I wish animals didn't eat people. |
Granted, but now people can't eat animals
I wish I was Neymar <3 |
Grated. but you get injured on the field and never walk again.
I wish Summer would restart. |
Granted, but the winter repeats in the southern hemisphere
I wish I had a full wifi signal |
Granted but it lasts for 5 seconds.
I wish I had a black Unicorn.. |
Granted, but the gov't takes it away for testing.
I wish for the planet's self-destruct button. |
Granted, but it's not working. =/
I wish the next poster will be the first post of page 20 of this thread. ...kwekwekwe. |
Granted, but I make no promises.
I wish the 3DS had a skype app |
Granted, but its so good that no one buys games anymore
I wish for a million wishes |
Granted you forget the secret code to them.
I wish for this thread closed down |
Denied; I don't know why you would wish that.
I wish to know everything about the Fairy type. |
Granted, you realise they're only good against dragons
I wish the fairy type was called light type |
Granted, they're replaced by something much worse and far more annoying.
I wish I could get revenge on someone I dislike. |
Granted they end up falling to their death and grab your hand to try and get up but you to weak and you fall with him/her and you both die unhappy
I wish for happiness :D (what a turn of events) |
Granted. You're so happy your head explodes. The end.
I wish for pie. |
Granted, but it's too large and you can't finish it. (π)
I wish my username could be changed to Brolijah, as that's how most people I know know me by. |
Granted, but you forget your password and have to create a new account under a different name.
I wish I had a better laptop. |
Granted, but it becomes infected and hijacks your personal info. I wish I had a computer with at least 4.0 gHtz. (mine is 1.9 and a tower)
P.S. (I never forget mah passwords ;P) |
Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish I didn't have to read this boring book for my English class. |
Granted, you have to read another one with even more pages.
I wish I could stop being lazy. |
Granted you comit suicide
I wish that I did not type this |
Granted, you went back in time and cutted off your fingers before you typed that.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted, but you flew into a jet engine.
I wish homework wouldn't be such a pain... |
Granted, it's now been added to your regular schoolwork.
I wish I wasn't bored right now. |
Granted. You are a plank now. (see what I did there)
I wish people see what I did there |
Granted but they are killed by anon.
I wish that I was spacebound rocket ship and your heart's the moon and I'm aiming right at you right at you two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June and I'm aiming right at you right at you right at you |
Granted, FORCEFIELD!
I wish I had a good song to listen to. |
Granted, It's a song by Miley Cyrus.
I wish I had a new phone. |
Granted, its a Nokia.
I wish I wasn't in the friendzone :( |
Granted, you're now married. (it counts as corruption because marriage destroys freedom)
I wish I could sleep at night like a normal person. |
Granted, you now have insomnia like a normal person.
I wish I wasn't so stupid. |
Granted, but you lose your humanity in the process.
I wish I could never age or die. |
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