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gimmepie August 14th, 2013 9:26 PM

Granted, now the voices in other peoples' heads talk to you instead.

I wish for pie.

Darkrai666 August 14th, 2013 9:35 PM

Granted but it is poisoned
I wish that Torrent Downloads Were faster

Rodriguezjames55 August 14th, 2013 11:03 PM

get viruses and computer crashes
wish for a 3ds with y bundled

classiccartoonsftw August 14th, 2013 11:51 PM

Granted, but the game freezes constantly.

I wish AwesomeAsCrawdaunt came here more often.

TY August 15th, 2013 12:01 AM

Granted, but at the cost of your activity

I wish i had better SC2 opponents

Darkrai666 August 15th, 2013 12:04 AM

Granted but they Die of AIDS
I wish I would get a Premium Minecraft account

TY August 15th, 2013 12:51 AM

Granted, but it appears to be illegal so you spend time in jail :P

I wish Borderlands 2 supports 8-players in a game

Rodriguezjames55 August 16th, 2013 2:36 PM

granted but it chaos and nothing gets done
wish my younger brother left me alone

Adam Levine August 16th, 2013 7:22 PM

Granted, now one of your other relatives will never leave you alone.
I wish my brother said I was awesome.

Trev August 16th, 2013 8:07 PM

Granted, your parents tell you you're ugly.

I wish my face wasn't burning.

TY August 17th, 2013 2:44 AM

Granted, it is now freezing

I wish my sis wasnt so annoying ;~;

Rodriguezjames55 August 17th, 2013 9:37 AM

granted but now she is terminally ill
wish i had 100 dollars

Mintyy August 17th, 2013 10:01 AM

Granted, the bill was counterfeit

I wish I wasn't at work

pridekitty August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM

Granted, now you're underwater.
I wish for pizza.

Foxrally August 17th, 2013 2:04 PM

Here you go. The world's strongest italiano-russian mercenary, named Pizza.

I wish for a tamed wolverine.

Mintyy August 17th, 2013 2:07 PM

Merry Christmas, your wolverine ran away from home.

I wish that the sky was orange

Trev August 17th, 2013 3:06 PM

Granted; it's only orange because the Sun is hurtling towards the Earth at a blinding pace OH GOD I'M ON FIRE

I wish I wasn't so weird.

«Chuckles» August 17th, 2013 3:41 PM

granted but everyone else is under this wish resulting you staying the same wierd compared to everyone else :D

I wish i had a sock

Trev August 17th, 2013 6:41 PM

Granted; it's a man-eating sock that eats your face.

I wish I could find my GBA SP.

Adam Levine August 17th, 2013 10:32 PM

Granted, it's in a pool of acid.
I wish there wasn't a cake-themed cursor in your signature.

«Chuckles» August 18th, 2013 12:04 AM

Granted it is now a lie

I wish i HAD a sock

Foxrally August 18th, 2013 2:18 AM

Granted, I took it from some homeless guy in exchange for all your belongings. CHARITY YAY

I wish I had the new Super Smash Bros.

kuzronk August 18th, 2013 4:50 AM

But then you are unable to play it due to your wii u/3ds breaking.

I wish I had pirced ears.

Adam Levine August 19th, 2013 1:53 AM

Granted, they are now bloody.
I wish it wasn't raining. (Don't tell me about some random harsh weather condition, I know you're gonna post that.)

kuzronk August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM

It stops but it starts again.

I wish I wasn't born with a penis.

Adam Levine August 19th, 2013 4:57 AM

Granted...you are born with 2 of them!
I wish I wasn't so bored.

SinfulGuroRose August 19th, 2013 4:40 PM

Granted, but the wish granter mishears it as 'sobered', and now you're so intoxicated that you can't move. :U

I wish I wasn't so exhausted.

Lucky1Yena August 19th, 2013 5:32 PM

Granted, but you can never sleep again.

I wish I could change into any Pokémon I want.

Adam Levine August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM

Granted, now everyone wants to capture you.
I wish for a better life!

Brolijah August 19th, 2013 9:32 PM

Granted! Now you die and go with Arceus for your blessed afterlife.
I wish I could be a blue mew :3

Shizzable August 19th, 2013 9:40 PM

Granted, but a 10 year old boy captures and enslaves you.

I wish I could be a real life Pokemon Trainer.

Brolijah August 19th, 2013 9:45 PM

Granted! But you get maimed outside of Pallet Town
I wish to be un-enslaved.

Victreebel's Bro August 20th, 2013 1:07 AM

Granted, but you live a life of crime and get jailed
I wish I was a turtle

classiccartoonsftw August 20th, 2013 1:49 AM

Poof! You get cooked into turtle soup.

I wish for a Wii U Premium.

«Chuckles» August 20th, 2013 2:02 AM

Granted its broken

I wish for another sock (I will have 3 now mwahahaha)

Adam Levine August 20th, 2013 2:58 AM

Granted, it's Richard Watterson's sock, guess what that means

I wish I can take pictures from my mind and put it into the computer.

Lucky1Yena August 20th, 2013 8:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angelomanalo (Post 7794120)
Granted, now everyone wants to capture you.

Eh, could be worse.

Anyway, granted but every image ends up online. YES THAT INCLUDES THOSE ONES.


I wish for a servant to do everything I want him to.

SinfulGuroRose August 20th, 2013 2:01 PM

Granted, but now he stays with you every second of every day and never leaves, just so he doesn't miss anything. *eyebrow wiggle*

I wish RGSS wasn't so hard to learn. ; A;

Fernando Torres August 20th, 2013 3:38 PM

Granted, but now your mind is incapable of using skills you have acquired.

I wish I could fall asleep before 1AM everyday.

Victreebel's Bro August 20th, 2013 3:41 PM

Granted, but now you wake up too early
I wish learnging tu spel was eesey

Fernando Torres August 20th, 2013 3:44 PM

Granted, but now you can't speak or write any letter of the english alphabet.

I wish I was 9 again.

SinfulGuroRose August 20th, 2013 3:51 PM

Granted, but now you're 9 for the rest of your life.

I wish I could feel my face right now. 8C (Dentist.)

Fernando Torres August 20th, 2013 3:55 PM

Granted, but your face will be extremely sensitive for the rest of your life.

I wish Red and Blue were still popular

«Chuckles» August 20th, 2013 10:09 PM

Granted but you don't want it to be

I wish for a bear

Shekoa August 20th, 2013 10:15 PM

Granted it mauls you to death :D

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 1:50 AM

I wish for a chocolate muffin snake that is absolutely ad-free eating a fish with a sock in a bag made of turtleskin!

«Chuckles» August 21st, 2013 1:55 AM

Granted, it was a dream

I wish for a better bottle of water

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 1:59 AM

Granted, but the bottle is not eco-friendly.
I wish for a starfish!

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 2:03 AM

Granted, but it isn't starmie or Patrick.

I wish I was back in the nineties.

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 2:10 AM

Granted, but it was war.
I wish it wasn't raining AGAIN.

umbryan August 21st, 2013 2:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angelomanalo (Post 7796181)
Granted, but it was war.
I wish it wasn't raining AGAIN.

Granted, but now it will rain everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a boyfriend (this is such an easy one lol)

«Chuckles» August 21st, 2013 2:20 AM

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]
 
Granted he is ugly and is cheating on you plus you can never dump him he can only dump you but he chooses not to

I wish for a bottle of water

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 2:23 AM

Granted, the water's dirty.
I wish I had a genie!
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/e-BPUHSAnGw/mqdefault.jpg

Victreebel's Bro August 21st, 2013 2:23 AM

Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 2:31 AM

Granted, he has a country accent and he doesn't know what a TV is.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd.

umbryan August 21st, 2013 2:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victreebel's Bro (Post 7796189)
Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato

Granted, but now you have to eat him.
(What the heck is ninja'd?)(damn he beat me to it, disregard my post lol)

I wish I was 21

«Chuckles» August 21st, 2013 2:43 AM

Granted u die
I wish I murdered a person in high authority

Adam Levine August 21st, 2013 3:04 AM

Granted, the next person in line wants to execute you.
I wish video games were easier.

«Chuckles» August 21st, 2013 3:16 AM

Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you

umbryan August 21st, 2013 3:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuckleslucifer (Post 7796227)
Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you

Granted, but I come back and haunt you forever until you eventually kill yourself.

I wish that everyone in the world had economic stability.

SinfulGuroRose August 21st, 2013 4:18 AM

Granted, but then the political stability spirals out of controls and sends the entire world into war.

I wish I could take an art class.

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 4:32 AM

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3

umbryan August 21st, 2013 5:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomMudkip (Post 7796279)
Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3

Granted, but you can only date and have relationships with men.

I wish Chic-Fil-A would close.

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 5:23 AM

Granted, but they haunt your soul.

I with I was good at FIFA.

Victreebel's Bro August 21st, 2013 5:43 AM

Granted, but its FIFA.
I wish the Portal games were more popular

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 5:46 AM

Granted, but a sequel comes out and ruins the franchise.

I wish I was Neymar

TY August 21st, 2013 5:47 AM

Granted, but you break your leg and cant play for the rest of your life

i wish for some french fries

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 5:51 AM

Granted, but you break you jaw and can't eat for the rest of your life :P

I wish for a pony.

classiccartoonsftw August 21st, 2013 7:16 AM

Granted, but it's dead and you succumb to its stench.

I wish animals didn't eat people.

Fernando Torres August 21st, 2013 7:50 AM

Granted, but now people can't eat animals

I wish I was Neymar <3

Shizzable August 21st, 2013 12:26 PM

Grated. but you get injured on the field and never walk again.

I wish Summer would restart.

Victreebel's Bro August 21st, 2013 2:41 PM

Granted, but the winter repeats in the southern hemisphere
I wish I had a full wifi signal

Ren2489 August 21st, 2013 6:32 PM

Granted but it lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish I had a black Unicorn..

Brolijah August 21st, 2013 10:38 PM

Granted, but the gov't takes it away for testing.
I wish for the planet's self-destruct button.

destinedjagold August 21st, 2013 10:57 PM

Granted, but it's not working. =/

I wish the next poster will be the first post of page 20 of this thread.
...kwekwekwe.

Brolijah August 21st, 2013 11:01 PM

Granted, but I make no promises.
I wish the 3DS had a skype app

Victreebel's Bro August 22nd, 2013 1:20 AM

Granted, but its so good that no one buys games anymore
I wish for a million wishes

«Chuckles» August 22nd, 2013 1:48 AM

Granted you forget the secret code to them.

I wish for this thread closed down

classiccartoonsftw August 22nd, 2013 2:25 AM

Denied; I don't know why you would wish that.

I wish to know everything about the Fairy type.

Victreebel's Bro August 22nd, 2013 2:30 PM

Granted, you realise they're only good against dragons
I wish the fairy type was called light type

Lucky1Yena August 25th, 2013 11:31 AM

Granted, they're replaced by something much worse and far more annoying.

I wish I could get revenge on someone I dislike.

«Chuckles» August 25th, 2013 1:15 PM

Granted they end up falling to their death and grab your hand to try and get up but you to weak and you fall with him/her and you both die unhappy

I wish for happiness :D (what a turn of events)

Lucky1Yena August 26th, 2013 5:02 AM

Granted. You're so happy your head explodes. The end.


I wish for pie.

Brolijah August 26th, 2013 7:24 PM

Granted, but it's too large and you can't finish it. (π)
I wish my username could be changed to Brolijah, as that's how most people I know know me by.

Magykx August 26th, 2013 7:27 PM

Granted, but you forget your password and have to create a new account under a different name.

I wish I had a better laptop.

Brolijah August 26th, 2013 7:33 PM

Granted, but it becomes infected and hijacks your personal info. I wish I had a computer with at least 4.0 gHtz. (mine is 1.9 and a tower)

P.S. (I never forget mah passwords ;P)

Magykx August 26th, 2013 7:41 PM

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I didn't have to read this boring book for my English class.

Nathan August 26th, 2013 9:08 PM

Granted, you have to read another one with even more pages.
I wish I could stop being lazy.

«Chuckles» August 26th, 2013 10:25 PM

Granted you comit suicide

I wish that I did not type this

Sapphire Rose August 27th, 2013 2:58 AM

Granted, you went back in time and cutted off your fingers before you typed that.

I wish I could fly.

Brolijah August 27th, 2013 1:41 PM

Granted, but you flew into a jet engine.
I wish homework wouldn't be such a pain...

IggyKoopa August 27th, 2013 2:29 PM

Granted, it's now been added to your regular schoolwork.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

snake17 August 27th, 2013 8:38 PM

Granted. You are a plank now. (see what I did there)

I wish people see what I did there

«Chuckles» August 28th, 2013 12:45 AM

Granted but they are killed by anon.

I wish that I was spacebound rocket ship and your heart's the moon and I'm aiming right at you right at you two hundred fifty thousand miles on a clear night in June and I'm aiming right at you right at you right at you

Foxrally August 28th, 2013 2:27 AM

Granted, FORCEFIELD!

I wish I had a good song to listen to.

Sapphire Rose August 28th, 2013 4:29 AM

Granted, It's a song by Miley Cyrus.

I wish I had a new phone.

Victreebel's Bro August 28th, 2013 4:46 AM

Granted, its a Nokia.
I wish I wasn't in the friendzone :(

Lucky1Yena August 28th, 2013 5:09 AM

Granted, you're now married. (it counts as corruption because marriage destroys freedom)

I wish I could sleep at night like a normal person.

Sapphire Rose August 28th, 2013 7:03 AM

Granted, you now have insomnia like a normal person.

I wish I wasn't so stupid.

Lucky1Yena August 28th, 2013 8:25 AM

Granted, but you lose your humanity in the process.

I wish I could never age or die.


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