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Your wish is granted. Much to your horror, you realize that your wish doomed the entire planet to slowly rot. As there are no Oceans, there are no water ways. Lakes dry up, underground reservoirs seize and no longer provide water, but sand. Earth's ecosystem is turned on it's head. Animals that require less water fare better than those that rely on it to survive. Plants wither into dust and blow away. The smell of decay is heavy in the air. Dead bodies fill the streets and dehydrated animals scamper about. The beating sun crisps and blackens the dead. As you lay dying on your porch, you lick your lips with your dry tongue one last time before succumbing to death. In the back of your dying mind, you hear the laughter of thirsting gods. It will be less than 100 years before the Earth looks like Mars. I'm so glad I could grant your wish, master. I wish I owned a real Koffing, koffi~ |
Granted, but now the air pollution has increased and the world is coming to an end.
I wish Nintendo would release MOTHER 3 worldwide. |
Granted, But it's only released on the Game & Watch.
I wish for a Desktop Computer that's not Windows XP |
Granted, but now it only runs on Windows 95.
I wish to play League of Legends without any DLC. |
Granted, But every 5 mins there's a Update which takes a Hour and it won't let you play until you Update :P
I wish for the Rarest E-reader card :) |
Granted, but now they are worth more than what you make at work.
I wish GTA V was rated E for everyone. |
Granted, But it's full of Unicorns, Pink and Rainbows.
I wish to find my Pokemon Emerald :P |
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I could shapeshift. |
granted but you shapeshift accidently into a woman ^_^
I wish I could stop singing lol |
Granted, but now people think you have no experience in music and avoid you
I wish dubstep was wiped out... |
Granted. It's wiped out, but only in Canada.
I wish pigs can fly. |
Granted. But Strange chemicles are used to make them fly therefore we cant eat yummy bacon no more :(
I wish I was an anime character |
Granted, but now senpai doesn't notice you.
I wish Taco Bell's happy hour was a bit longer. |
Granted.
it costs just as much. I wish that the poster below me never existed |
Granted, but now it is bothering your sister.
I wish Christmas was today. |
granted but you get coal ^_^ for christmas
I wish my computer/laptop had a better graphic card |
Granted, but its processor is the worst thing on the planet
I wish i had more hot chocolate |
granted but you burn your tongue off in your mad hot chocolate crave lol
I wish I was home alone again |
Granted, you think you are home alone, but deep inside the shadows~
I wish college started not so early ;-; |
Granted, but now the college parties begin.
I wish Giovanni was Ash's father. |
Granted, but now Ash becomes evil
I wish i wasnt in Bronze League anymore >.> |
Granted, but now you are in the Silver League and you must pay a whopper of money to advance.
I wish League had Lucian for free. |
Granted, but they nerf him so he gets useless
I wish Protoss gets more buffs |
Granted, but now we can't see them.
I wish we could go back in time. |
granted but we accidently change something in the past that bleeps up the future
I wish alantis could rise again ^_^ |
Granted, but now it is not the lost empire, therefore, a common empire.
I wish Yggdrasil was back in Tales of Symphonia 3. |
Granted, but all the other characters are scrapped completely
I wish I could find my sesame cake |
granted but its spoiled
I wish I had a big,bushy tail lol |
Granted, but now it needs a shave.
I wish life had a reset button. |
banned but you create multiple bad timelines(due to the fact that the reset button uses time lmao)
I wish men didnt lose their hair when they grow old(cuz i dont wanna lose my hair >_<) |
Granted, but now you look like cousin It from the Adam's Family.
I wish Lloyd and Emil were on Smash Bros. |
granted but then they arnt on super smash bros cuz nintendo was trolling you
(ugh. I hate emil) I wish emil never exsisted |
Granted, but now Marta annoys you like crazy.
I wish Riku would go out with Sephiroth. |
Granted, but Xehanort goes out with Kefka on the same date, and they create a bloodbath in which Riku and Sephiroth also die.
I wish to have Pokemon X and Y before they're sold out. |
granted but its hacked lol
I wish that tomorrow would come faster lol |
Granted, but now Pokémon X&Y are delayed till next year.
I wish they would make a Tales of Symphony 2. |
granted but its complete crap due to the fact that it was rushed
I wish they would make a friggin new f-zero game for wiiu and 3ds |
Granted, but not only is it absolutely horrible, but it wipes out your consoles memory
I wish my internet was faster |
granted but the internet keeps messing up
I wish 2014 would come on so I can get super smash bros 3ds |
Granted, the only characters are Pichu and Olimar, and Olimar doesn't have pikmins anymore
I wish my cat was a dog Spoiler:
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lol wish granted........but something goes horribly wrong and well......
this pic will say it all http://www.theleek.net/articles/science_technology/images/catdog.jpg Edit: I wish that it was opposite day 0_0 |
... There's a paradox here somewhere...
... Anywho, granted, but every day becomes opposite day. Which means it doesn't. ... Or does it? I wish more people played Klonoa. <<; |
http://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg
More people play Klonoa but now fewer play the great rpgs like final fantasy (speaking of I need to go on ahead and try klonoa) I wish more people played the phoenix wright games |
Granted; but you are forced to answer a brand new help line for all the new Phoenix Wright players that gives them all the game guidance they could want.
I wish more people had adorable themes like yours~ :3 |
granted but now all the "masculine" guys lose their masculinity lol
I wish more game developers didn't give a hoot about the graphics of a game and instead focus more on the story and music and gameplay |
Granted, but now every game features bland geometrical shapes as the characters.
I wish I had a genie. The good kind, not those dastards who always grant your wishes in the cruelest ways possible. |
Granted, but you may only do one wish and that is to wish one slice of bread
I wish my laptop had better performances |
granted but your computer now constantly over heats due to high performances. eventually your computer crashes and burns hahaaa
and I wish MY computer didn't freeze all the time |
Granted, It downloads crappy viruses all the time instead.
I wish pokemon booster boxes are cheaper and not fake. |
Granted, they hack all your pokemon and turn them into Metapods
I wish I could find an actual proper video of The Saints Are Coming (by U2 and Green Day) that's not live or a cover on YouTube |
Granted, But it's aaccidently a different video.
I wish that a pokemon parady of party rock athem, dynamite and radioactive could be fused. |
Done, but now it is done by Ylvis.
I wish my Mewtwo would evolve into Mewthree or Mewfour. |
done but it goes out of control and destroys the world
I wish tyrantum would calm down and stop trying to be the next godzilla lol |
Done, but the lack of Godzilla like dominance leads Tyrantum into becoming insecure and frail. His fragile being becomes shattered after his wife leaves him for not being man enough, and he spends the remainder of his life questioning his existence living in a run down apartment working a low wage job.
I wish Garchomp had a better Mega Evolution appearance. |
Granted but now their is an army of haters whom liked the original Mega garchomp. They than gather up to destroy gamefreak(we need a hero here ASAP lol)
I wish gamefreak would make a 3ds pokemon snap game |
Granted, but the graphics were poor, it didn't use the 3d feature and over all it was a terrible game.
I wish I had a shinx |
Granted, But it eats everything in it's way
I wish to be a biscuit! :15: |
granted......but then I get hungry and eat you
I wish I had a careless personality like the Mr.Saturn in my sig lol |
Granted, your careless personality gets you fired and you become bankrupt
I wish I was a Magikarp |
Granted, But Liepard's are now chasing you because they want to make you a Magikarp Sushi!
I wish to be a Taco! |
Granted......but I get hungry for a taco and eat you accidently
I wish that pokemon fusion was the real deal |
Granted, it goes horribly wrong and they kill everyone and then die. Wow.
I wish I had a portal gun |
Granted, But then you accidentally pressed the Self Destruct button. :D
I wish to be Expired Milk. |
granted.............but some idiot accidently drinks you and gets super sick from drinking the nasty milk
I wish I could transform into a new person for a week lol |
Welcome to Afghanistan! Enjoy your stay
I wish this made sense http://s21.postimg.org/62g1q9xt3/IMG_32334110135568.jpg |
^ Hahahahaha. omg that ...that is hilarious. how can you forget to use amnesia looool. ummm your wondeful wish comes true but now the entire world doesnt make sense. Enjoy your confusing life hahahaha
I wish I could get my lazy but up and get a job |
Granted, But you work in Midnight with the crazy weird Janitor.
I wish to learn HTML or C++ Programming. |
granted but the game you make using your programming knowledge turns out to be an epic failure
I wish I could learn how to draw |
Granted, your drawings predict the apocalypse
I wish my turtle had arm cannons like Blastoise |
Granted, but you were never seen again
I wish for a dream~ |
Granted, but you get killed in it.
I wish Tumblr had video chatting options. |
Granted, but this causes all of the social networks merge together into a massive empire...and it still doesn't have a dislike button -.-
I wish hash tags were removed from the internet |
Granted, but they begin appearing in the real world instead. All advertisements have to contain hashtags by law, and all humans have to be tattooed with hashtags describing them.
I wish I had a real Lucario. |
granted but well.........it gets rabies....goes wild...and kills everyone (oh god...)
I wish shorts never existed |
Granted, but then you didn't exist.
I wish Vulpix was better than its evolution. |
Granted, but turns out Vulpix can now evolve into Reshiram
I wish Talonflame had higher attack |
granted but its speed,defenses,and hp are terrible
I wish Chikorita and its Evolutions had a better move pool |
Granted, but there stats just went down hill
I wish for a cheeseburgar |
granted but The wish teleports the cheeseburger to me and I eat it up
I wish their was a fox pokemon with a fairy type |
Granted, but when it evolves, it loses it's fairy typing.
I wish I had a cat. |
Granted. You had a cat. Now all you have is a memory and a sense of loss.
I wish that I had my own evil team made up of grunts and admins, with me as the head, of course. |
granted but Red learns about yoru evil team and destroys you
I wish that I was a pokemon trainer |
But then you are too poor to get a poke ball.
I wish I had a new mouse. |
granted but some way or another the wish goes wack and your mouse becomes a real mouse.
I wish I had more time to enjoy all my hobbies lol |
Granted. Time freezes around you (you can still interact with objects that you're directly touching). You can enjoy your hobbies, so long as you don't mind having no one to share them with. Of course, no new game releases should be expected while time is frozen.
I wish that the Orange Islands would appear in a main series Pokemon game. |
Granted, well if naming a area after Orange Island counts :P
I wish that I could draw ;~; |
Granted, But then your Drawing turn's to a Radioactive Human Eating Doodle Thing!
I wish to be a Duck. |
Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life arguing about whether it's rabbit season or duck season.
I wish that X and Y version had top hats available for trainer customization. |
Granted, but Top Hats are only available if you complete the Pokédex.
I wish I could breed a Scyther with perfect IVs. |
granted but you must sacrifice your scythers happiness for the perfect IV LOL.
I wish Pokemon z version was real |
Granted, but all other versions of Pokémon are completely wiped out. Pokémon Z is the only Pokémon game to ever exist.
I wish I could get a job without having to do the applications and interviews. |
Granted. Applications and interviews are phased out. You are hired only on the basis of your credit score and sweet dance skills.
I wish that pain ceased to exist. |
Granted, now Hitler is still alive
I wish I could go on a Magikarp ride :D |
Granted, except the Magikarp evolves into Gyarados while riding it.
I wish I had a job and money for school without the need for using loans. |
Granted, but you get robbed, and the robbers don't get caught.
I wish people wouldn't hide the name of their crush. |
granted but their crush gets embaressed and dithes the guy
I wish it was even colder down here in the south lol |
Granted, but the drop in temperature kills all the crops and food prices go through the roof.
I wish that College Applications filled themselves out. |
Granted, but no one will be able to read them... so....
I wish i had some french fries |
granted but the fires are poisonous and you "kick the bucket"
I wish macdonalds never existed |
Granted, now everything will be flooded with KFC
I wish i didnt woke up so late |
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