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CoffeeDrink September 23rd, 2013 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by L96 (Post 7846898)
Granted, but Pikachu had only 1 ears and two tails.

I wish there are no ocean.

You're wish is my command, koff~

Your wish is granted. Much to your horror, you realize that your wish doomed the entire planet to slowly rot. As there are no Oceans, there are no water ways. Lakes dry up, underground reservoirs seize and no longer provide water, but sand. Earth's ecosystem is turned on it's head. Animals that require less water fare better than those that rely on it to survive. Plants wither into dust and blow away. The smell of decay is heavy in the air. Dead bodies fill the streets and dehydrated animals scamper about. The beating sun crisps and blackens the dead. As you lay dying on your porch, you lick your lips with your dry tongue one last time before succumbing to death. In the back of your dying mind, you hear the laughter of thirsting gods. It will be less than 100 years before the Earth looks like Mars. I'm so glad I could grant your wish, master.

I wish I owned a real Koffing, koffi~

Karasuma September 24th, 2013 8:53 AM

Granted, but now the air pollution has increased and the world is coming to an end.

I wish Nintendo would release MOTHER 3 worldwide.

Hufen iâ September 24th, 2013 12:06 PM

Granted, But it's only released on the Game & Watch.

I wish for a Desktop Computer that's not Windows XP

Karasuma September 24th, 2013 12:10 PM

Granted, but now it only runs on Windows 95.

I wish to play League of Legends without any DLC.

Hufen iâ September 24th, 2013 12:29 PM

Granted, But every 5 mins there's a Update which takes a Hour and it won't let you play until you Update :P

I wish for the Rarest E-reader card :)

Karasuma September 24th, 2013 12:33 PM

Granted, but now they are worth more than what you make at work.

I wish GTA V was rated E for everyone.

Hufen iâ September 24th, 2013 12:36 PM

Granted, But it's full of Unicorns, Pink and Rainbows.

I wish to find my Pokemon Emerald :P

SomariFeyWright September 24th, 2013 12:41 PM

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I could shapeshift.

xseed September 24th, 2013 1:27 PM

granted but you shapeshift accidently into a woman ^_^

I wish I could stop singing lol

Victreebel's Bro September 24th, 2013 1:50 PM

Granted, but now people think you have no experience in music and avoid you

I wish dubstep was wiped out...

mineox100 September 24th, 2013 5:49 PM

Granted. It's wiped out, but only in Canada.

I wish pigs can fly.

xseed September 24th, 2013 5:52 PM

Granted. But Strange chemicles are used to make them fly therefore we cant eat yummy bacon no more :(

I wish I was an anime character

Karasuma September 24th, 2013 7:51 PM

Granted, but now senpai doesn't notice you.

I wish Taco Bell's happy hour was a bit longer.

«Chuckles» September 24th, 2013 7:52 PM

Granted.

it costs just as much.

I wish that the poster below me never existed

Karasuma September 24th, 2013 7:54 PM

Granted, but now it is bothering your sister.

I wish Christmas was today.

xseed September 24th, 2013 9:05 PM

granted but you get coal ^_^ for christmas

I wish my computer/laptop had a better graphic card

TY September 25th, 2013 10:43 AM

Granted, but its processor is the worst thing on the planet

I wish i had more hot chocolate

xseed September 25th, 2013 11:49 AM

granted but you burn your tongue off in your mad hot chocolate crave lol

I wish I was home alone again

TY September 25th, 2013 11:52 AM

Granted, you think you are home alone, but deep inside the shadows~

I wish college started not so early ;-;

Karasuma September 25th, 2013 12:31 PM

Granted, but now the college parties begin.

I wish Giovanni was Ash's father.

TY September 25th, 2013 12:34 PM

Granted, but now Ash becomes evil

I wish i wasnt in Bronze League anymore >.>

Karasuma September 25th, 2013 12:37 PM

Granted, but now you are in the Silver League and you must pay a whopper of money to advance.

I wish League had Lucian for free.

TY September 25th, 2013 12:57 PM

Granted, but they nerf him so he gets useless

I wish Protoss gets more buffs

Karasuma September 25th, 2013 8:07 PM

Granted, but now we can't see them.

I wish we could go back in time.

xseed September 25th, 2013 8:09 PM

granted but we accidently change something in the past that bleeps up the future

I wish alantis could rise again ^_^

Karasuma September 25th, 2013 8:12 PM

Granted, but now it is not the lost empire, therefore, a common empire.

I wish Yggdrasil was back in Tales of Symphonia 3.

Victreebel's Bro September 26th, 2013 2:01 PM

Granted, but all the other characters are scrapped completely
I wish I could find my sesame cake

xseed September 26th, 2013 2:09 PM

granted but its spoiled

I wish I had a big,bushy tail lol

Karasuma September 26th, 2013 2:22 PM

Granted, but now it needs a shave.

I wish life had a reset button.

xseed September 26th, 2013 2:56 PM

banned but you create multiple bad timelines(due to the fact that the reset button uses time lmao)

I wish men didnt lose their hair when they grow old(cuz i dont wanna lose my hair >_<)

Karasuma September 26th, 2013 3:02 PM

Granted, but now you look like cousin It from the Adam's Family.

I wish Lloyd and Emil were on Smash Bros.

xseed September 26th, 2013 3:07 PM

granted but then they arnt on super smash bros cuz nintendo was trolling you
(ugh. I hate emil)

I wish emil never exsisted

Karasuma September 26th, 2013 3:10 PM

Granted, but now Marta annoys you like crazy.

I wish Riku would go out with Sephiroth.

classiccartoonsftw October 11th, 2013 10:20 AM

Granted, but Xehanort goes out with Kefka on the same date, and they create a bloodbath in which Riku and Sephiroth also die.

I wish to have Pokemon X and Y before they're sold out.

xseed October 11th, 2013 2:44 PM

granted but its hacked lol

I wish that tomorrow would come faster lol

Karasuma October 11th, 2013 2:51 PM

Granted, but now Pokémon X&Y are delayed till next year.

I wish they would make a Tales of Symphony 2.

xseed October 11th, 2013 2:53 PM

granted but its complete crap due to the fact that it was rushed

I wish they would make a friggin new f-zero game for wiiu and 3ds

Victreebel's Bro October 11th, 2013 11:54 PM

Granted, but not only is it absolutely horrible, but it wipes out your consoles memory

I wish my internet was faster

xseed October 12th, 2013 9:04 AM

granted but the internet keeps messing up

I wish 2014 would come on so I can get super smash bros 3ds

Victreebel's Bro October 17th, 2013 4:18 AM

Granted, the only characters are Pichu and Olimar, and Olimar doesn't have pikmins anymore

I wish my cat was a dog

xseed October 17th, 2013 12:09 PM

lol wish granted........but something goes horribly wrong and well......
this pic will say it all

http://www.theleek.net/articles/science_technology/images/catdog.jpg


Edit: I wish that it was opposite day 0_0

SomariFeyWright October 20th, 2013 4:38 PM

... There's a paradox here somewhere...
... Anywho, granted, but every day becomes opposite day. Which means it doesn't.
... Or does it?

I wish more people played Klonoa. <<;

xseed October 20th, 2013 4:58 PM

http://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/phoenix-wright-objection.jpg

More people play Klonoa but now fewer play the great rpgs like final fantasy
(speaking of I need to go on ahead and try klonoa)

I wish more people played the phoenix wright games

Melody October 26th, 2013 5:01 PM

Granted; but you are forced to answer a brand new help line for all the new Phoenix Wright players that gives them all the game guidance they could want.

I wish more people had adorable themes like yours~ :3

xseed October 26th, 2013 6:06 PM

granted but now all the "masculine" guys lose their masculinity lol

I wish more game developers didn't give a hoot about the graphics of a game and instead focus more on the story and music and gameplay

Crux October 27th, 2013 12:48 AM

Granted, but now every game features bland geometrical shapes as the characters.

I wish I had a genie. The good kind, not those dastards who always grant your wishes in the cruelest ways possible.

TY October 27th, 2013 12:50 AM

Granted, but you may only do one wish and that is to wish one slice of bread

I wish my laptop had better performances

xseed October 27th, 2013 7:56 AM

granted but your computer now constantly over heats due to high performances. eventually your computer crashes and burns hahaaa

and I wish MY computer didn't freeze all the time

mewisthebest October 27th, 2013 10:54 AM

Granted, It downloads crappy viruses all the time instead.

I wish pokemon booster boxes are cheaper and not fake.

Victreebel's Bro October 27th, 2013 11:27 AM

Granted, they hack all your pokemon and turn them into Metapods

I wish I could find an actual proper video of The Saints Are Coming (by U2 and Green Day) that's not live or a cover on YouTube

mewisthebest October 27th, 2013 2:55 PM

Granted, But it's aaccidently a different video.

I wish that a pokemon parady of party rock athem, dynamite and radioactive could be fused.

Karasuma October 27th, 2013 4:42 PM

Done, but now it is done by Ylvis.

I wish my Mewtwo would evolve into Mewthree or Mewfour.

xseed October 27th, 2013 5:33 PM

done but it goes out of control and destroys the world

I wish tyrantum would calm down and stop trying to be the next godzilla lol

TouretteUnicorn October 27th, 2013 5:42 PM

Done, but the lack of Godzilla like dominance leads Tyrantum into becoming insecure and frail. His fragile being becomes shattered after his wife leaves him for not being man enough, and he spends the remainder of his life questioning his existence living in a run down apartment working a low wage job.

I wish Garchomp had a better Mega Evolution appearance.


xseed October 27th, 2013 5:56 PM

Granted but now their is an army of haters whom liked the original Mega garchomp. They than gather up to destroy gamefreak(we need a hero here ASAP lol)

I wish gamefreak would make a 3ds pokemon snap game

jazzykurl October 27th, 2013 10:35 PM

Granted, but the graphics were poor, it didn't use the 3d feature and over all it was a terrible game.


I wish I had a shinx

GreyVirgo October 27th, 2013 11:29 PM

Granted, But it eats everything in it's way

I wish to be a biscuit! :15:

xseed October 28th, 2013 12:15 PM

granted......but then I get hungry and eat you

I wish I had a careless personality like the Mr.Saturn in my sig lol

Victreebel's Bro October 28th, 2013 1:13 PM

Granted, your careless personality gets you fired and you become bankrupt

I wish I was a Magikarp

GreyVirgo October 28th, 2013 8:47 PM

Granted, But Liepard's are now chasing you because they want to make you a Magikarp Sushi!

I wish to be a Taco!

xseed October 28th, 2013 9:23 PM

Granted......but I get hungry for a taco and eat you accidently

I wish that pokemon fusion was the real deal

Victreebel's Bro October 29th, 2013 12:05 AM

Granted, it goes horribly wrong and they kill everyone and then die. Wow.

I wish I had a portal gun

GreyVirgo November 2nd, 2013 6:46 AM

Granted, But then you accidentally pressed the Self Destruct button. :D

I wish to be Expired Milk.

xseed November 2nd, 2013 8:10 AM

granted.............but some idiot accidently drinks you and gets super sick from drinking the nasty milk

I wish I could transform into a new person for a week lol

Victreebel's Bro November 2nd, 2013 10:28 AM

Welcome to Afghanistan! Enjoy your stay

I wish this made sense
http://s21.postimg.org/62g1q9xt3/IMG_32334110135568.jpg

xseed November 2nd, 2013 11:02 AM

^ Hahahahaha. omg that ...that is hilarious. how can you forget to use amnesia looool. ummm your wondeful wish comes true but now the entire world doesnt make sense. Enjoy your confusing life hahahaha

I wish I could get my lazy but up and get a job

GreyVirgo November 2nd, 2013 6:34 PM

Granted, But you work in Midnight with the crazy weird Janitor.

I wish to learn HTML or C++ Programming.

xseed November 2nd, 2013 6:42 PM

granted but the game you make using your programming knowledge turns out to be an epic failure

I wish I could learn how to draw

Victreebel's Bro November 3rd, 2013 1:56 AM

Granted, your drawings predict the apocalypse

I wish my turtle had arm cannons like Blastoise

jazzykurl November 3rd, 2013 2:23 AM

Granted, but you were never seen again

I wish for a dream~

classiccartoonsftw November 3rd, 2013 3:07 AM

Granted, but you get killed in it.

I wish Tumblr had video chatting options.

Victreebel's Bro November 3rd, 2013 12:02 PM

Granted, but this causes all of the social networks merge together into a massive empire...and it still doesn't have a dislike button -.-

I wish hash tags were removed from the internet

Vyrael November 3rd, 2013 12:39 PM

Granted, but they begin appearing in the real world instead. All advertisements have to contain hashtags by law, and all humans have to be tattooed with hashtags describing them.

I wish I had a real Lucario.

xseed November 3rd, 2013 12:58 PM

granted but well.........it gets rabies....goes wild...and kills everyone (oh god...)

I wish shorts never existed

jazzykurl November 3rd, 2013 1:38 PM

Granted, but then you didn't exist.

I wish Vulpix was better than its evolution.

Victreebel's Bro November 3rd, 2013 1:45 PM

Granted, but turns out Vulpix can now evolve into Reshiram

I wish Talonflame had higher attack

xseed November 3rd, 2013 2:25 PM

granted but its speed,defenses,and hp are terrible

I wish Chikorita and its Evolutions had a better move pool

jazzykurl November 3rd, 2013 2:36 PM

Granted, but there stats just went down hill

I wish for a cheeseburgar

xseed November 3rd, 2013 2:41 PM

granted but The wish teleports the cheeseburger to me and I eat it up

I wish their was a fox pokemon with a fairy type

jazzykurl November 3rd, 2013 5:21 PM

Granted, but when it evolves, it loses it's fairy typing.

I wish I had a cat.

Vyrael November 3rd, 2013 5:36 PM

Granted. You had a cat. Now all you have is a memory and a sense of loss.

I wish that I had my own evil team made up of grunts and admins, with me as the head, of course.

xseed November 3rd, 2013 5:39 PM

granted but Red learns about yoru evil team and destroys you

I wish that I was a pokemon trainer

kuzronk November 3rd, 2013 8:14 PM

But then you are too poor to get a poke ball.

I wish I had a new mouse.

xseed November 3rd, 2013 8:56 PM

granted but some way or another the wish goes wack and your mouse becomes a real mouse.

I wish I had more time to enjoy all my hobbies lol

Vyrael November 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM

Granted. Time freezes around you (you can still interact with objects that you're directly touching). You can enjoy your hobbies, so long as you don't mind having no one to share them with. Of course, no new game releases should be expected while time is frozen.

I wish that the Orange Islands would appear in a main series Pokemon game.

jazzykurl November 4th, 2013 1:10 AM

Granted, well if naming a area after Orange Island counts :P

I wish that I could draw ;~;

GreyVirgo November 4th, 2013 1:23 AM

Granted, But then your Drawing turn's to a Radioactive Human Eating Doodle Thing!

I wish to be a Duck.

Vyrael November 4th, 2013 10:29 AM

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life arguing about whether it's rabbit season or duck season.

I wish that X and Y version had top hats available for trainer customization.

Pilkie November 4th, 2013 10:46 AM

Granted, but Top Hats are only available if you complete the Pokédex.

I wish I could breed a Scyther with perfect IVs.

xseed November 4th, 2013 12:34 PM

granted but you must sacrifice your scythers happiness for the perfect IV LOL.

I wish Pokemon z version was real

Mystify November 4th, 2013 7:19 PM

Granted, but all other versions of Pokémon are completely wiped out. Pokémon Z is the only Pokémon game to ever exist.

I wish I could get a job without having to do the applications and interviews.

Vyrael November 4th, 2013 9:19 PM

Granted. Applications and interviews are phased out. You are hired only on the basis of your credit score and sweet dance skills.

I wish that pain ceased to exist.

Victreebel's Bro November 5th, 2013 11:20 AM

Granted, now Hitler is still alive

I wish I could go on a Magikarp ride :D

Tsutarja November 5th, 2013 11:51 AM

Granted, except the Magikarp evolves into Gyarados while riding it.

I wish I had a job and money for school without the need for using loans.

classiccartoonsftw November 7th, 2013 7:30 AM

Granted, but you get robbed, and the robbers don't get caught.

I wish people wouldn't hide the name of their crush.

xseed November 7th, 2013 8:57 AM

granted but their crush gets embaressed and dithes the guy

I wish it was even colder down here in the south lol

Pilkie November 7th, 2013 10:10 AM

Granted, but the drop in temperature kills all the crops and food prices go through the roof.

I wish that College Applications filled themselves out.

TY November 7th, 2013 12:25 PM

Granted, but no one will be able to read them... so....

I wish i had some french fries

xseed November 7th, 2013 1:42 PM

granted but the fires are poisonous and you "kick the bucket"

I wish macdonalds never existed

TY November 8th, 2013 2:35 AM

Granted, now everything will be flooded with KFC

I wish i didnt woke up so late


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