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Paige Berlitz December 6th, 2013 9:57 AM

granted but your loved ones die.

I wish that I got accepted to the UVCC place I applied too.

SomariFeyWright December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM

Granted, but you can never, ever leave.

I wish Klonoa was a more popular franchise.

ThePainedPikachu December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM

Granted, but Ace Attorney dwindles to nothingness.
i wish for pokemon in real life.

Captain Gizmo December 6th, 2013 3:30 PM

Granted, but you die after a Beedrill slits your throat.

I wish I can have control over the weather.

classiccartoonsftw December 7th, 2013 3:51 AM

Granted, but you abuse your powers so much that the weather gets out of control, and everyone gets wiped out.

I wish Garchomp, Tyranitar, and Scizor didn't get a Mega Evolution.

ThePainedPikachu December 7th, 2013 4:27 AM

granted, but espurr gets an evolution and a mega evolution.
i wish for cats.

LilyAnn December 7th, 2013 4:29 AM

Granted, but you get feral cats.

I wish for Rune Factory 4.

Lucky1Yena December 7th, 2013 6:18 AM

Granted, but it breaks on the first usage.

I wish I was in the Kalos Region, actually starting my journey as a trainer.

Tsutarja December 7th, 2013 7:37 AM

Granted, except there are no more starter Pokémon left

I wish I had more money than I already do

Lucky1Yena December 7th, 2013 8:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zach (Post 7975067)
Granted, except there are no more starter Pokémon left

Lucky1Y
ena: Never mind, I'll just borrow someone else's Pokemon to catch my own, like Wally of Petalburg did.

I wish I had more money than I already do

Granted. You robbed a bank and got arrested for it.

I wish for true immortality.

Paige Berlitz December 7th, 2013 11:14 AM

granted but you can only be killed by your kin

I wish I could Switch lives with serena

Snoochey December 7th, 2013 11:38 AM

Granted but you develop a thyroid problem and gain 400lbs.

I wish I owned a mansion.

Paige Berlitz December 7th, 2013 12:09 PM

granted but the second day a dragon burns your house down.

I wish for nothing

Sopheria December 7th, 2013 12:19 PM

Wish granted. You literally get nothing. As in you lose everything.

I wish for the power of teleportation.

Paige Berlitz December 7th, 2013 12:21 PM

granted but your things teleport instead of yourself

I wish for me

ThePainedPikachu December 7th, 2013 12:25 PM

granted, but i soon kill it to prevent paradoxes.
i wish my springfield elementary would hurry up and build on The Simpsons: Tapped out.

pompayyy December 7th, 2013 1:28 PM

Granted, but now giant fingers will be touching your town.

I wish I had 1 vinyl copy of every album I ever wanted.

Paige Berlitz December 7th, 2013 2:10 PM

granted but they soon burn to ashes

I wish for the opposite of this wish

Sopheria December 7th, 2013 2:19 PM

The circular nature of the wish confuses the magical wish granting Cathy and her head explodes, blowing a hole in all of time and space.

I wish that I had the power to fly.

TY December 7th, 2013 2:23 PM

Granted, but you will fly into a tree and die

I wish i was better at poetry xD

pompayyy December 7th, 2013 3:04 PM

Granted, but you are so good in poetry that you could predict how and when you die, making your entire life boring.

I wish for a puppy.

Atomic Pirate December 7th, 2013 4:17 PM

Granted, but it's rabid. And hungry...

I wish I had an airship.

ThePainedPikachu December 8th, 2013 7:51 AM

Granted, but it crashes.
i wish homework didn't exist.

Lucky1Yena December 8th, 2013 8:01 AM

Granted but you need to stay in school an extra 5 hours in return.

I wish that demakes of the newer games were made for older consoles.

Paige Berlitz December 10th, 2013 2:13 PM

granted but the disks break after first use

I wish the world would be at peace

google123 December 18th, 2013 5:33 PM

Granted. Light yagami created a world where only peaceful people live. He gets bored because there is no one to kill and decides to use his death note to have fun and kill people for his own pleasure.

I wish for pokemanz to be real

Uxie101 December 22nd, 2013 8:00 AM

I wish Magikarp is Most strongest pokemon

Reddo December 22nd, 2013 10:34 AM

Granted, it has the highest stats, but now it doesn't learn Tackle and Flail (just Splash).
And you're supposed to do something about google123's wish.

classiccartoonsftw December 22nd, 2013 12:04 PM

I'll do google123's wish.

Granted, but you never get your own Pokemon.

I wish there was a Pokecommunity app for smartphones.

Reddo December 22nd, 2013 12:22 PM

Granted, but no Pokécommunity for PCs.
(Eh, I had no wish last time ... I'm sorry ¬¬')
I wish for another wish.

Mark Kamill December 22nd, 2013 6:03 PM

Granted, but only I gain something from it!
I wish for the end of days.

Reddo December 22nd, 2013 6:08 PM

Granted, it was one year, two days ago.

I wish for rain.

Mark Kamill December 22nd, 2013 6:30 PM

Granted, but you probably should build an ark, I made it last 40 days and 40 nights.
I wish for unicorns to exist.

Sopheria December 23rd, 2013 11:03 PM

They already existed, they've just been invisible and intangible the whole time.

I wish for a volcano.

Nakala Pri December 24th, 2013 1:35 AM

It'll burn and purge the land of all life, except for rubble.

I want a cheese toastie! :D

Lucky1Yena December 24th, 2013 2:23 AM

Nothing happens, due to the fact you didn't actually make a wish.

I wish I could do even 1 pullup.

Victreebel's Bro December 25th, 2013 4:11 PM

Granted, you pull a muscle which makes you incapable of doing any exercise

I wish I wasn't so damn shy :/

Jiggly Jello December 25th, 2013 7:06 PM

Granted, but you become so extroverted that a local business owner shoots you with a shotgun because you annoyed him.

I wish Hollywood would make a decent X-Men film.

Nakala Pri December 25th, 2013 8:02 PM

Granted, but the guy who plays the main role breaks his arm and then he get's replaced with a fat midget who replaces him for good. :P

I wish Nathan was online. ;-;

Victreebel's Bro December 26th, 2013 3:05 AM

Granted, he gets banned

I wish there were two Christmas mornings

Jiggly Jello December 26th, 2013 5:18 PM

Granted. You spend a good 10 years of your life enjoying 2 Christmas mornings until one day, the doctors forget to give you your meds and you realize you've been institutionalized for the past 30 years, living in a paranoid delusional state that revolves around bunnies.

I wish more people would recognize the awesomeness of Final Fantasy VI.

Nakala Pri December 26th, 2013 9:00 PM

Granted, then the franchise would get more popular and Square Enix will make worse quality games and ruin everything and each and every character would be like Tidus, but wearing a G-string and no top, for the enjoyment of men, including Tidus. xD

I wish all of the poverty in the world just.... vanished. ;-;

Treecko December 28th, 2013 12:24 AM

(Ooh this is a hard one.There's really nothing wrong with this.)

Granted , but people get too greedy and the world runs out of money. (that's all I could come up with)

I wish I could be more active on here.

Nakala Pri December 28th, 2013 12:35 AM

Granted, you be more active until you waste your life on PC and then you reach forty with no kids, no wife and you live with your really old parents and occasionally a family member has to come and cook you noodles. xD

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache. ;-;

Another toughie, suckers! >:D

CrimsonFlames December 28th, 2013 12:44 AM

You drank medicine it came back... XD
That's all I can come up with...

I wish I died... mwahahahahahaha

Nakala Pri December 28th, 2013 12:49 AM

Already happened. xD

Granted, but then you were mouth-to-mouth with Norman Reedus and were revived, sucker. xD

Lucky1Yena December 28th, 2013 5:24 AM

I wish the person above made a wish.

Reddo December 28th, 2013 5:49 AM

Granted, she wishes for nothing at all.

I wish for a pudding.

Nordk December 28th, 2013 7:46 PM

Granted. It's chair-flavored.
I wish for an infinite battery.

Nakala Pri December 28th, 2013 11:28 PM

Granted, but it begins to get overworked and melt's in the battery slot and the console is completely ruined.

I wish for guitar lessons. xD

Treetwig December 29th, 2013 4:29 PM

Granted but you're going to use a violin as a guitar.

I wish that I have 100 wishes.

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 6:29 PM

Granted, you get your hundred wishes but they turn you mad with power and then you ultimately wish something subconsciously and the world ends but before everyone dies they know it's you then they stick a toothpick in your ear. xD

I wish I found my good pencil again. ;-;

Treetwig December 29th, 2013 6:42 PM

Granted but I'm going to steal your pencil :P

I wish for a Pizza

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 6:46 PM

Granted, but your pizza is greasy, full of rotten vegetables plus there is pubic hair in the center which is undetectable! >:D

I wish for a perfect, glorious, invincible cheese toastie that only I have the power to possess and anyone who tries to steal it has a face which burns like hot soup. ^^

Treetwig December 29th, 2013 6:49 PM

Granted but the intergalactic police will hunt you down.

I wish for a Hoenn remakes cartridge >:)

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 7:01 PM

Granted, but they're all corrupted and unusable but it entirely ruins your console. :P

I wish for a brighter tomorrow. xD

Treetwig December 29th, 2013 7:08 PM

Granted but you will have a darker day after tomorrow XD

I wish for a slingshot

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 7:15 PM

Granted, but you don't know how to use it properly and take somebody's eye out. xD

I wish for a doughnut. ;-;

Fernbutter December 29th, 2013 7:21 PM

Granted but its filled will sour cream.

I wish for a soul.

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 7:25 PM

Granted, but you get Tony Abbott's soul and allow people to cull sharks. :P

I wish that Tony Abbott was replaced with somebody better. ;-;

Jiggly Jello December 29th, 2013 11:47 PM

Granted, however not everyone agrees that the new person is better and massive riots break out all across Australia as the continent stands divided, leading to civil war. Amidst all the chaos, a rogue sect of extremists discover a hidden cache of nuclear weapons and threaten to launch them all, which prompts Obama to send troops to invade Australia. The Russian government strongly opposes the US invasion and sends their own troops to suppress the Americans. Australia has now become a battlefield. Both the United States and Russia commit a massive amount of their military to this new war in Australia. It is at that time, the extremists are discovered to be, not Australian, but North Korean. Turns out they have been secretly allied with China and building their own massive nuclear arsenal over the past several decades. While the US and Russia are busy fighting each other, the North Koreans and China launch a nuclear war against both countries, causing mass casualties. America has been overpowered and is now called New Korea, while China expands into Russia. All of this is moot however. 2 weeks after the nuclear strike, a race of aliens descend upon Earth, terraforming it to fit their needs. The process kills all life on the planet.

I wish for a bagel...

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 4:57 AM

O.O

Granted, but it's rotten. :P

I wish that people would stop culling sharks. ;-;

Nolafus December 30th, 2013 5:11 AM

Granted, but sharks are now trying to take over the world and since we can't kill them anymore, they succeed.

I wish that everyone loved each other.

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 5:16 AM

Good! :D

Granted, but we all love one another too much we get kinda sick in the heads and we all walk around naked for other people's enjoyment. xD

Treetwig December 30th, 2013 7:00 AM

I wish that the user above me didn't forgot to make a wish

Fernbutter December 30th, 2013 7:17 AM

Granted except they can't do anything about it anyways.

I wish sharks take over the world.

Nordk December 30th, 2013 10:30 AM

Granted, but they censor everything so now the only thing on television, radio, and the internet is pictures of blenders and David Hasselhoff songs.
I wish for a cheese.

White Raven December 30th, 2013 10:42 AM

Granted, but it is moldy
I wish for a Sharpedo that adores me in every way... with Speed Boost.

Akromaric December 30th, 2013 11:05 AM

Granted. They show their affection by affectionately devouring your flesh.

I wish that I had a working tablet.

White Raven December 30th, 2013 1:08 PM

Granted but you broke it again... WHY, AKROMARIC, WHY?????? I BOUGHT YOU ONE, AND YOU HAD TO GO ON BREAKIN IT!

I wish for a dollar

Akromaric December 30th, 2013 1:23 PM

Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.

I wish for the extinction of humankind.

Nolafus December 30th, 2013 1:58 PM

Granted! However, the extinction will not happen until the sun goes supernova. Don't worry, it will happen... eventually.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Victreebel's Bro December 30th, 2013 3:32 PM

Granted. Deforestation left the poor animals homeless, and they are not happy.

I wish my friend safari pokemon were actually good.

White Raven December 30th, 2013 3:36 PM

Granted. They are good, you are just inexperienced

I wish that my wishes are not always corrupted

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akromaric (Post 8012928)
Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.

But I live in Canada....

Akromaric December 30th, 2013 3:43 PM

Granted, there will be one occasion where your wish is not corrupted, sometime in the distant future.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeannes.Thinkin (Post 8013161)
But I live in Canada....

So do I. It's American, then.

I wish for the power to create ice. Magically, I mean, not by using a freezer or a tundra or something like that.

White Raven December 30th, 2013 4:27 PM

Granted but global warming kind of makes it less cold... really less cold.

I wish for a potato.

Lucky1Yena December 30th, 2013 5:30 PM

Granted. Your potato is moldy though.

I wish for the ability to control my dreams.

TheFattestSnorlax December 30th, 2013 5:42 PM

Granted, you can only control pleasant dreams, and you get nightmares quite often.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.

Fernbutter December 30th, 2013 6:09 PM

Granted but you get sick more often.

I wish the person who posts under me doesn't get their wish corrupted.

Treetwig December 31st, 2013 7:52 AM

Granted but I wished that my wish will get corrupted

I wish for a spoon.

White Raven December 31st, 2013 8:34 AM

Granted, but I bent it by accident with my telekinesis.

I wish for some food that is not moldy.

blue December 31st, 2013 11:34 AM

Granted, but the food makes you sick anyway.

I wish to be rich.

disciplish December 31st, 2013 11:38 AM

Granted. You're rich, as in rich, delicious and not rich as in currency. Good luck, the bears are coming.

I wish... for more sleep.

classiccartoonsftw December 31st, 2013 1:48 PM

Granted, but you never wake up anymore.

I wish Jeremy would finish Pokemon Ice.

White Raven December 31st, 2013 7:39 PM

Granted... but his save got corrupted.

I wish for a trident... for no reason.

Reddo December 31st, 2013 7:45 PM

Granted, but you can't touch it... it burns.

I wish for a rabbit.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 12:48 AM

Granted, but it nips you and scratches you until it is sent to replaced the Devil in Hell, then you get the Devil for a pet, but he nips you and scratches. xD

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish for my wish to not be corrupted. ;-;

Flakey Bear January 1st, 2014 12:56 AM

Granted but this wish is corrupted.

Spoiler:
:( :( :(


´ Sad smileys are sad.

I wish to break stuff.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 1:00 AM

Granted, but they get mended. :P

I wish for a dark pencil. ;-;

Fernbutter January 1st, 2014 1:44 AM

Granted but the color is pink.

I wish the person who posts under me gets their wish corrupted.

Lucky1Yena January 1st, 2014 3:35 AM

Granted, but it gets corrupted in a way that is still somewhat beneficial, maybe.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 5:08 AM

Granted, but it's a fake and when you least expect it it comes real. xD I DUNNO!!

I wish I could see fiiiiire. I seeeee fiiiiiiire!

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 5:42 AM

Granted. Your brain tricks your eyes into thinking you're surrounded by fire and you have a heart attack and die.

I wish more people would wish to see fire.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 5:44 AM

Granted, but they all die because they get inflamed. xD

I wish that Nathan was here. ;-;

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 5:52 AM

Granted, but he's secretly hiding from you.

I wish The Blood Of Olympus was out already.

Treetwig January 1st, 2014 5:59 AM

Granted but it's the end of the world

I wish for a spoon

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 6:27 AM

Granted but it breaks and a piece lodges permanently in your left nostril.

I wish my internet connection would stop getting me ninja'd on other forum posts.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 7:27 AM

Granted, but you get assassinated instead. :P

I wish people knew how fabulous I am! C:

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 7:39 AM

Granted but now you're so popular that you can't even sneeze without it making the 6 o'clock news and then being discussed for the next 2 weeks.

I wish for a bottomless bag of money.

DarkPoke001 January 1st, 2014 7:57 AM

granted, but the bag is so bottomless, you can't reach the money

i wish for exactly 3 pancakes


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