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Granted but they taste like asphalt and koala fur.
I wish for US government corruption. |
Granted, but since it's already kind of corrupted, it's a double negative and therefore the US government loses it's a corrupted status.
I wish for more time. |
Granted but you wasted it
I wish for chocolate |
Granted. Someone standing next to you vomited their chocolate candy bar all over you.
I wish that Bleach didn't get cancelled... |
Granted, but all of the voice actors are changed, as well as the characters and the plot SUCKS!
I wish that war will NEVER HAPPEN!! |
Granted, but you'll be the first casualty of peace.
I wish to have a college degree. |
Granted, but it's for a subject you hate and can never find a job for.
I wish for my neighbors to quit smoking and stinking up my apartment. |
Granted, but they take up drinking vinegar and eating rotten eggs and they talk to you all the time and you have to deal with their breath. C:
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Granted because you used an invicible ink to post your wish
I wish that I'm good in English :( |
Wish granted but u r erased as well I wish for a 3ds with quadrant processor
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I wish that people would wish things. ;-;
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Granted but they were tired of making wishes and stopped making a wish
I wish for a Ps4 and xbox one |
Granted but they don't work.
I wish for the next person to not have their wish corrupted by me. |
Granted, because you were just permanently banned.
I wish for me to never get banned, |
Granted but you can never post again.
I wish for hugs |
Okay, you get a hug...
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I wish for no homework! :D |
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I wish the confederation won against the north...lol. |
Granted, but they get lazy and screw up anyways.
I wish for pokemon to be real. |
Granted but they're so ugly and creepy.
I wish for a credit card |
wish granted but ur identity was stolen i wish i can fly
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Granted; you can only fly upwards and can never land, causing you to be sucked into the vacuum of space, where you eventually succumb to lack of oxygen and die.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow. |
Granted, but your house is now frozen in ice for the next year.
I wish for the snow gods to shower me with their grace. |
Wish granted but they made to ice sculpture
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Granted, but since you forgot to actually post your wish, it'll happen to a random person on Earth instead.
I wish to have a third nipple. |
Granted but the third nipple belongs to your newly discovered Siamese twin: David Hasselhoff!
I just want a friend. ;-; |
I wish for someone to talk to.............
And also for someone to love :( And of course a Cheese Burger! Everyone loves Cheese Burgers |
Granted but you only get a cheeseburger, with 80% pickles of course.
I also wish for more people to chat with me. |
Granted, but they become obsessed and fly over there and harass you on the toilet. >:D
i wish for... a username change which I choose! :D |
Granted but it becomes permanent and you're unable to change it.
I wish to get good grades. |
granted, but the grades are so good you become a millionaire because of your mind and Legolas comes to your door and frenches you. xD
I wiiiiiiiiiiish... thaaaaat.... somebody... EATS SOMETHING!! ;D |
Granted but it turns out 007_eleven was a cannibal this whole time and eats you.
I wish for free supporter status. |
Granted. You get the girl of your dreams in both looks and personality. You have a wonderful time together until
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I wish for forum immortality so I can never be banned! |
Granted but you cannot post anywhere for two years before that.
I wish more people watch anime |
Granted, but they make so much anime they get careless and don't really put any effort into it so it's just a cartoon. xD
i wish for a cheese toastie~ |
Granted but the cheese toastie was poisoned and you can never eat it
I wish for an end to world hunger... |
Granted. World hunger ends. World thirst kills billions.
I wish for my own theme song. |
granted, but world thirst begins.
Pink, purple, green or blue? ^^ |
BLUE!!! <3
I wish I have..... a SANDWICH FOR MA STOMACH!!! <3 |
Granted and it's the bust sandwich ever made, butter tasting, better looking, with everything you like. But you can never eat it.
I wish I was an Admin at Pokecommunity. |
Granted. However everybody leaves except you and PC becomes a desolate wasteland.
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. |
Granted, but that juz a dream
I wish I can jump high like Mario <3 |
Granted. But you land in Hell.
I wish for a time machine that can't malfunction in any way. |
Granted, but you're sucked into the vacuum of space and die a painful death from lack of oxygen.
I wish people would stop using text speak. |
Granted but they juz beat u up
I wish for a firetruck so i can be a hero :) |
Granted but as soon as It's turned on It explodes violently killing you.
I wish that the user below me doesn't have their wish horribly corrupted. |
Poof! Instead your wish gets corrupted in a horrible way!
I wish all hard drugs in the world would get destroyed. |
Granted, but now soft drugs take over the market.
I wish for world peace. |
Granted but at last the world is ruled by evil pokemon
I wish i had a girl friend <3 |
Granted, but she's just a girl who's a friend...and then she moves to China the day after you meet.
I wish I had cake. |
Granted, you get the absolutely perfect cake. But it's eaten by homeless people.
I wish that we lived in a perfect world... |
Granted, but your "perfect world" is in a game
I wish I had a freaking many HAMBURGER <3 |
Granted; you have so many hamburger you drown.
I wish I HAD MY PIZZA ALREADY I AM SO HUNGRY. |
granted but it's covered in sweat and pubes. xD
i wissssssh that i knew how to caramel dance. xD |
Granted. But by the time you learn how to it becomes really tacky to do and people stare at you then beat you up and take your money.
I wish I had a million followers on twitter. |
granted, but they're all pedo's. xD
i wish the battle server wasn't horribuuu. xD |
Granted but then nobody goes on it anymore!
I wish for a warm hug. |
Granted, but it's from a mangy, gangrene homeless guy who's a pedo! >:D
I wish that people could appreciate the potential of cheese toasties. C: |
Granted but then suddenly all means of making such thing disappears from the earth.
I wish for a slab of butter |
Granted! But the whole slab is in your mouth.
I wish for iphone 7 before everyone else. |
Granted, but it has bugs, glitches and it doesn't save anything you do. :P
I wish for a good theme. ;-; |
Granted but its not the kind of theme you would prefer.
I wish for the next poster to become very attractive and smart. |
Granted...but people will get so obsessive towards it that they will claim it's from their possession.
I wish I could find a girl from my childhood. |
Granted, but she traps you in her bacement. Forever!
I wish that I could put people in pokeballs. |
Granted, but one pokeball for 5cm of body piece.
I wish I had a violin. |
Granted but it's broken and it costs more to fix it than it would cost to just by another violin.
I wish I had more customizable vinyl dolls! Munny! |
Your wil be done, but... They come alive to torment your loved ones when you are not watching them.
I want to be a wizzard. |
Granted but the only magic you learn is creating mountains of zombie vinyl dolls. (REVENGE!)
I wish for a turkey sandwich with spicy mustard on rye bread. Now, I don't want there to be zombie turkeys, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird curses. Just a normal turkey sandwich. (Anyone get it?) |
Granted, but you have to walk to the south pole to get it.
I wanna kiss Nurse Joey. XD |
Granted, but it turns out she's a transvestite.
I want to be a gazillionaire. |
Granted...but you'll have to be a transvestite.
I wish I wasn't a statue. |
Granted, but you're a Mudusa. :P
I wish people would applaud me for being awesome. ;-; |
Granted, but they're never stopping.......NEVER.
I wish listened to me playing piano. |
Granted, but they all crowd around you and put heaps of pressure on you until you make a mistake then they poke you with chopsticks.
I wisssssh my username change could come soooooooner. |
Granted. But its instantly quarantined by a Bio-hassard containment policy.
I wish I could have some Smoked Slowpoke tail with potatoes and Seperior sauce. |
Granted, but the Pokemon Protection Agency beats you to death with Poke Toys. xD
I WIIIISH FOR A FIIIISH FOR MY CAAAAT! |
YOU GET A FISH BUT YOUR CAT KILLS IT BY SHOOTING IT WITH A SHOTGUN SAYING HASTA LA VISTA BABEEEEEIII
i wish for a cuddle + spoon |
Granted, however the being granting your wish has a hearing problem, and instead gives you a Cuttlefish, and the shrunken moon from Despicable Me. Have fun.
I wish I had no need to sleep |
Granted, but that was replaced with a need to sit on the toilet doing your business all day. xD
I wish I didn't feel sick. :C |
Granted. You no longer feel anything, as you have become a lifeless statue.
I wish I didn't make this wish. |
Granted, but you make a subconscious wish which comes true that your hair will fall out and your face and your toes explode! :D
I WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD THEME!! |
Granted, but you'll never be able to change it again.
I wish someone visited me more often. |
Granted. You are now visited by a group of psychopaths. Have fun!
I wish for some enchiladas. |
Granted. You're now drowning in a sea of enchiladas.
I wish youtube would stop making crappy changes. |
Granted but it stays as crappy as it was after the changes and it stays that way forever.
I wish for a soul |
Granted, but you get Voldemort's. :P
I wish for my very own authentic tiara. :3 |
Wish
Granted,but you will never be able to take it off.
I wish for more time to spend with my girlfriend |
Granted, but you can't get a job.
I wish Scatman John was still alive. |
Granted,but now you are married to him.
I wish for tacos |
Granted, but they are made of plastic
I wish I could finish all the things I have to do in just one day. |
Granted,but you had nothing to do for the rest of your life
I wish for a better mp3 player(apple sucks so iI have a plain one) |
Granted. But it was twice as expensive as an iPod, so now you're broke forever!
I wish that Sprint actually worked. |
Granted,but you had no data plan as a result
I wish for ∞ McChickens |
Granted, but they're old, soggy, rotten with pubes in it. xD
I WISH FOR NATHAN TO BE GOOFY AAAAGAIN!!! |
Granted, but you have been accused of a horrible crime and have received a lifetime in solitary confinement.
I wish for infinite wishes. |
Granted, but you can only wish for a lifetime's supply of rotten gums for a light snack. >:D
I WISH FOR A THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO ME I'LL HAVE IT FOR ETERNITY~~~ |
Granted, but PC decided to ban you for eternity for having a THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL. :3
I wish that we can actually and finally discover real and living aliens from another planet. :3 |
Granted, but they're hostile and they obliterate our planet. :P
I wish for a cheese toastie with no added casualties! >:C |
Granted but the are humans as well.
I wish for a 20 ft. Hotdog :P |
granted.
*burp* oh, sorry. it was supposed to be for you? too bad~ I wish for a cookie. :3 |
Granted but it's a ¼ mm cookie
I wish for a credit card |
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