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Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 8:04 AM

Granted but they taste like asphalt and koala fur.

I wish for US government corruption.

disciplish January 1st, 2014 9:15 AM

Granted, but since it's already kind of corrupted, it's a double negative and therefore the US government loses it's a corrupted status.

I wish for more time.

White Raven January 1st, 2014 9:47 AM

Granted but you wasted it

I wish for chocolate

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 10:15 AM

Granted. Someone standing next to you vomited their chocolate candy bar all over you.

I wish that Bleach didn't get cancelled...

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 6:36 PM

Granted, but all of the voice actors are changed, as well as the characters and the plot SUCKS!

I wish that war will NEVER HAPPEN!!

Mark Kamill January 1st, 2014 7:22 PM

Granted, but you'll be the first casualty of peace.
I wish to have a college degree.

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 9:34 PM

Granted, but it's for a subject you hate and can never find a job for.

I wish for my neighbors to quit smoking and stinking up my apartment.

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 10:36 PM

Granted, but they take up drinking vinegar and eating rotten eggs and they talk to you all the time and you have to deal with their breath. C:

Treetwig January 2nd, 2014 5:18 AM

Granted because you used an invicible ink to post your wish

I wish that I'm good in English :(

Demon Wolf January 3rd, 2014 11:02 PM

Wish granted but u r erased as well I wish for a 3ds with quadrant processor

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM

I wish that people would wish things. ;-;

Treetwig January 4th, 2014 7:59 AM

Granted but they were tired of making wishes and stopped making a wish

I wish for a Ps4 and xbox one

Fernbutter January 5th, 2014 6:39 AM

Granted but they don't work.

I wish for the next person to not have their wish corrupted by me.

Mark Kamill January 5th, 2014 8:10 AM

Granted, because you were just permanently banned.
I wish for me to never get banned,

Fernbutter January 6th, 2014 5:30 AM

Granted but you can never post again.

I wish for hugs

Nolafus January 6th, 2014 9:28 AM

Okay, you get a hug...
Spoiler:
From a python
Spoiler:
and a bear
Spoiler:
at the same time.


I wish for no homework! :D

Blastin'Tyruntz January 6th, 2014 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slayr231 (Post 8026062)
Okay, you get a hug...
Spoiler:
From a python
Spoiler:
and a bear
Spoiler:
at the same time.


I wish for no homework! :D

Granted but you have a math test everyday for the rest of the scholl year.

I wish the confederation won against the north...lol.

Fernbutter January 7th, 2014 1:56 AM

Granted, but they get lazy and screw up anyways.

I wish for pokemon to be real.

Treetwig January 7th, 2014 4:13 AM

Granted but they're so ugly and creepy.

I wish for a credit card

Demon Wolf January 7th, 2014 5:48 AM

wish granted but ur identity was stolen i wish i can fly

Trev January 7th, 2014 1:39 PM

Granted; you can only fly upwards and can never land, causing you to be sucked into the vacuum of space, where you eventually succumb to lack of oxygen and die.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Mark Kamill January 7th, 2014 1:59 PM

Granted, but your house is now frozen in ice for the next year.
I wish for the snow gods to shower me with their grace.

Demon Wolf January 8th, 2014 4:41 PM

Wish granted but they made to ice sculpture

DowntownDumpling January 17th, 2014 6:27 PM

Granted, but since you forgot to actually post your wish, it'll happen to a random person on Earth instead.

I wish to have a third nipple.

Outlier January 17th, 2014 11:38 PM

Granted but the third nipple belongs to your newly discovered Siamese twin: David Hasselhoff!

I just want a friend. ;-;

Dragon_Trainer_ January 18th, 2014 12:38 AM

I wish for someone to talk to.............
And also for someone to love :(

And of course a Cheese Burger! Everyone loves Cheese Burgers

Fernbutter January 18th, 2014 2:25 AM

Granted but you only get a cheeseburger, with 80% pickles of course.

I also wish for more people to chat with me.

Nakala Pri January 18th, 2014 3:14 AM

Granted, but they become obsessed and fly over there and harass you on the toilet. >:D

i wish for... a username change which I choose! :D

Nathan January 18th, 2014 3:16 AM

Granted but it becomes permanent and you're unable to change it.

I wish to get good grades.

Nakala Pri January 18th, 2014 3:18 AM

granted, but the grades are so good you become a millionaire because of your mind and Legolas comes to your door and frenches you. xD

I wiiiiiiiiiiish... thaaaaat.... somebody... EATS SOMETHING!! ;D

Outlier January 18th, 2014 3:27 AM

Granted but it turns out 007_eleven was a cannibal this whole time and eats you.

I wish for free supporter status.

Outlier January 18th, 2014 3:37 AM

Granted. You get the girl of your dreams in both looks and personality. You have a wonderful time together until
Spoiler:
you wake up {XD}


I wish for forum immortality so I can never be banned!

Dragon_Trainer_ January 18th, 2014 4:38 AM

Granted but you cannot post anywhere for two years before that.

I wish more people watch anime

Nakala Pri January 18th, 2014 4:49 AM

Granted, but they make so much anime they get careless and don't really put any effort into it so it's just a cartoon. xD

i wish for a cheese toastie~

Yukari January 18th, 2014 4:59 AM

Granted but the cheese toastie was poisoned and you can never eat it

I wish for an end to world hunger...

Outlier January 18th, 2014 5:04 AM

Granted. World hunger ends. World thirst kills billions.

I wish for my own theme song.

Nakala Pri January 18th, 2014 5:05 AM

granted, but world thirst begins.

Pink, purple, green or blue? ^^

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 5:05 AM

BLUE!!! <3

I wish I have..... a SANDWICH FOR MA STOMACH!!! <3

Yukari January 18th, 2014 5:07 AM

Granted and it's the bust sandwich ever made, butter tasting, better looking, with everything you like. But you can never eat it.

I wish I was an Admin at Pokecommunity.

Outlier January 18th, 2014 5:11 AM

Granted. However everybody leaves except you and PC becomes a desolate wasteland.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 5:12 AM

Granted, but that juz a dream

I wish I can jump high like Mario <3

Outlier January 18th, 2014 5:16 AM

Granted. But you land in Hell.

I wish for a time machine that can't malfunction in any way.

Yukari January 18th, 2014 5:16 AM

Granted, but you're sucked into the vacuum of space and die a painful death from lack of oxygen.

I wish people would stop using text speak.

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 5:26 AM

Granted but they juz beat u up

I wish for a firetruck so i can be a hero :)

Yukari January 18th, 2014 5:35 AM

Granted but as soon as It's turned on It explodes violently killing you.

I wish that the user below me doesn't have their wish horribly corrupted.

classiccartoonsftw January 18th, 2014 5:54 AM

Poof! Instead your wish gets corrupted in a horrible way!

I wish all hard drugs in the world would get destroyed.

Yukari January 18th, 2014 5:58 AM

Granted, but now soft drugs take over the market.

I wish for world peace.

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 7:13 AM

Granted but at last the world is ruled by evil pokemon

I wish i had a girl friend <3

Sopheria January 18th, 2014 7:21 AM

Granted, but she's just a girl who's a friend...and then she moves to China the day after you meet.

I wish I had cake.

Yukari January 18th, 2014 7:31 AM

Granted, you get the absolutely perfect cake. But it's eaten by homeless people.

I wish that we lived in a perfect world...

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:01 PM

Granted, but your "perfect world" is in a game

I wish I had a freaking many HAMBURGER <3

Trev January 19th, 2014 5:44 PM

Granted; you have so many hamburger you drown.

I wish I HAD MY PIZZA ALREADY I AM SO HUNGRY.

Nakala Pri January 19th, 2014 10:10 PM

granted but it's covered in sweat and pubes. xD

i wissssssh that i knew how to caramel dance. xD

Outlier January 19th, 2014 10:53 PM

Granted. But by the time you learn how to it becomes really tacky to do and people stare at you then beat you up and take your money.

I wish I had a million followers on twitter.

Nakala Pri January 19th, 2014 10:54 PM

granted, but they're all pedo's. xD

i wish the battle server wasn't horribuuu. xD

Fernbutter January 21st, 2014 5:54 AM

Granted but then nobody goes on it anymore!


I wish for a warm hug.

Nakala Pri January 22nd, 2014 10:21 PM

Granted, but it's from a mangy, gangrene homeless guy who's a pedo! >:D

I wish that people could appreciate the potential of cheese toasties. C:

Fernbutter January 23rd, 2014 3:41 AM

Granted but then suddenly all means of making such thing disappears from the earth.

I wish for a slab of butter

tomatpojke January 28th, 2014 1:55 PM

Granted! But the whole slab is in your mouth.

I wish for iphone 7 before everyone else.

Nakala Pri January 28th, 2014 10:56 PM

Granted, but it has bugs, glitches and it doesn't save anything you do. :P

I wish for a good theme. ;-;

Fernbutter January 29th, 2014 3:12 AM

Granted but its not the kind of theme you would prefer.
I wish for the next poster to become very attractive and smart.

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen January 29th, 2014 5:33 AM

Granted...but people will get so obsessive towards it that they will claim it's from their possession.

I wish I could find a girl from my childhood.

jollyninetails January 29th, 2014 3:04 PM

Granted, but she traps you in her bacement. Forever!

I wish that I could put people in pokeballs.

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen January 29th, 2014 3:14 PM

Granted, but one pokeball for 5cm of body piece.

I wish I had a violin.

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 3:21 PM

Granted but it's broken and it costs more to fix it than it would cost to just by another violin.

I wish I had more customizable vinyl dolls! Munny!

jollyninetails January 29th, 2014 3:30 PM

Your wil be done, but... They come alive to torment your loved ones when you are not watching them.

I want to be a wizzard.

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 3:35 PM

Granted but the only magic you learn is creating mountains of zombie vinyl dolls. (REVENGE!)

I wish for a turkey sandwich with spicy mustard on rye bread. Now, I don't want there to be zombie turkeys, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird curses. Just a normal turkey sandwich. (Anyone get it?)

jollyninetails January 29th, 2014 3:44 PM

Granted, but you have to walk to the south pole to get it.

I wanna kiss Nurse Joey. XD

Jet Pilot January 29th, 2014 4:05 PM

Granted, but it turns out she's a transvestite.

I want to be a gazillionaire.

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen January 29th, 2014 4:26 PM

Granted...but you'll have to be a transvestite.

I wish I wasn't a statue.

Nakala Pri January 29th, 2014 10:02 PM

Granted, but you're a Mudusa. :P

I wish people would applaud me for being awesome. ;-;

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen January 30th, 2014 4:05 AM

Granted, but they're never stopping.......NEVER.

I wish listened to me playing piano.

Nakala Pri January 30th, 2014 10:41 PM

Granted, but they all crowd around you and put heaps of pressure on you until you make a mistake then they poke you with chopsticks.

I wisssssh my username change could come soooooooner.

jollyninetails January 30th, 2014 11:02 PM

Granted. But its instantly quarantined by a Bio-hassard containment policy.

I wish I could have some Smoked Slowpoke tail with potatoes and Seperior sauce.

Nakala Pri January 30th, 2014 11:34 PM

Granted, but the Pokemon Protection Agency beats you to death with Poke Toys. xD

I WIIIISH FOR A FIIIISH FOR MY CAAAAT!

Fernbutter January 31st, 2014 5:40 AM

YOU GET A FISH BUT YOUR CAT KILLS IT BY SHOOTING IT WITH A SHOTGUN SAYING HASTA LA VISTA BABEEEEEIII


i wish for a cuddle + spoon

Tixen January 31st, 2014 5:26 PM

Granted, however the being granting your wish has a hearing problem, and instead gives you a Cuttlefish, and the shrunken moon from Despicable Me. Have fun.

I wish I had no need to sleep

Nakala Pri January 31st, 2014 10:03 PM

Granted, but that was replaced with a need to sit on the toilet doing your business all day. xD

I wish I didn't feel sick. :C

Dansparce January 31st, 2014 10:30 PM

Granted. You no longer feel anything, as you have become a lifeless statue.

I wish I didn't make this wish.

Nakala Pri January 31st, 2014 11:59 PM

Granted, but you make a subconscious wish which comes true that your hair will fall out and your face and your toes explode! :D

I WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD THEME!!

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen February 1st, 2014 5:27 AM

Granted, but you'll never be able to change it again.

I wish someone visited me more often.

Unknown# February 1st, 2014 11:01 AM

Granted. You are now visited by a group of psychopaths. Have fun!

I wish for some enchiladas.

Dansparce February 1st, 2014 1:00 PM

Granted. You're now drowning in a sea of enchiladas.

I wish youtube would stop making crappy changes.

Fernbutter February 1st, 2014 6:47 PM

Granted but it stays as crappy as it was after the changes and it stays that way forever.

I wish for a soul

Nakala Pri February 1st, 2014 10:12 PM

Granted, but you get Voldemort's. :P

I wish for my very own authentic tiara. :3

pokemaster9901 February 2nd, 2014 4:51 AM

Wish
 
Granted,but you will never be able to take it off.
I wish for more time to spend with my girlfriend

classiccartoonsftw February 2nd, 2014 5:09 AM

Granted, but you can't get a job.

I wish Scatman John was still alive.

pokemaster9901 February 2nd, 2014 5:34 AM

Granted,but now you are married to him.
I wish for tacos

Virtual Headache February 2nd, 2014 8:30 AM

Granted, but they are made of plastic

I wish I could finish all the things I have to do in just one day.

pokemaster9901 February 2nd, 2014 9:06 AM

Granted,but you had nothing to do for the rest of your life
I wish for a better mp3 player(apple sucks so iI have a plain one)

Unknown# February 2nd, 2014 9:44 AM

Granted. But it was twice as expensive as an iPod, so now you're broke forever!

I wish that Sprint actually worked.

pokemaster9901 February 2nd, 2014 10:05 AM

Granted,but you had no data plan as a result
I wish for ∞ McChickens

Nakala Pri February 2nd, 2014 8:03 PM

Granted, but they're old, soggy, rotten with pubes in it. xD

I WISH FOR NATHAN TO BE GOOFY AAAAGAIN!!!

huntsman06 February 2nd, 2014 8:26 PM

Granted, but you have been accused of a horrible crime and have received a lifetime in solitary confinement.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Nakala Pri February 2nd, 2014 10:14 PM

Granted, but you can only wish for a lifetime's supply of rotten gums for a light snack. >:D

I WISH FOR A THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO ME I'LL HAVE IT FOR ETERNITY~~~

destinedjagold February 2nd, 2014 10:19 PM

Granted, but PC decided to ban you for eternity for having a THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL. :3

I wish that we can actually and finally discover real and living aliens from another planet. :3

Nakala Pri February 2nd, 2014 10:26 PM

Granted, but they're hostile and they obliterate our planet. :P

I wish for a cheese toastie with no added casualties! >:C

Treetwig February 2nd, 2014 10:26 PM

Granted but the are humans as well.

I wish for a 20 ft. Hotdog :P

destinedjagold February 2nd, 2014 10:29 PM

granted.
*burp*
oh, sorry. it was supposed to be for you? too bad~

I wish for a cookie. :3

Treetwig February 2nd, 2014 10:37 PM

Granted but it's a ¼ mm cookie

I wish for a credit card


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