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Granted, now the voices in other peoples' heads talk to you instead.
I wish for pie. |
Granted but it is poisoned
I wish that Torrent Downloads Were faster |
get viruses and computer crashes
wish for a 3ds with y bundled |
Granted, but the game freezes constantly.
I wish AwesomeAsCrawdaunt came here more often. |
Granted, but at the cost of your activity
I wish i had better SC2 opponents |
Granted but they Die of AIDS
I wish I would get a Premium Minecraft account |
Granted, but it appears to be illegal so you spend time in jail :P
I wish Borderlands 2 supports 8-players in a game |
granted but it chaos and nothing gets done
wish my younger brother left me alone |
Granted, now one of your other relatives will never leave you alone.
I wish my brother said I was awesome. |
Granted, your parents tell you you're ugly.
I wish my face wasn't burning. |
Granted, it is now freezing
I wish my sis wasnt so annoying ;~; |
granted but now she is terminally ill
wish i had 100 dollars |
Granted, the bill was counterfeit
I wish I wasn't at work |
Granted, now you're underwater.
I wish for pizza. |
Here you go. The world's strongest italiano-russian mercenary, named Pizza.
I wish for a tamed wolverine. |
Merry Christmas, your wolverine ran away from home.
I wish that the sky was orange |
Granted; it's only orange because the Sun is hurtling towards the Earth at a blinding pace OH GOD I'M ON FIRE
I wish I wasn't so weird. |
granted but everyone else is under this wish resulting you staying the same wierd compared to everyone else :D
I wish i had a sock |
Granted; it's a man-eating sock that eats your face.
I wish I could find my GBA SP. |
Granted, it's in a pool of acid.
I wish there wasn't a cake-themed cursor in your signature. |
Granted it is now a lie
I wish i HAD a sock |
Granted, I took it from some homeless guy in exchange for all your belongings. CHARITY YAY
I wish I had the new Super Smash Bros. |
But then you are unable to play it due to your wii u/3ds breaking.
I wish I had pirced ears. |
Granted, they are now bloody.
I wish it wasn't raining. (Don't tell me about some random harsh weather condition, I know you're gonna post that.) |
It stops but it starts again.
I wish I wasn't born with a penis. |
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