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I wish I had a boyfriend (this is such an easy one lol) |
Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]
Granted he is ugly and is cheating on you plus you can never dump him he can only dump you but he chooses not to
I wish for a bottle of water |
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Granted, but someone drops the lamp
I wish my best friend was a potato |
Granted, he has a country accent and he doesn't know what a TV is.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd. |
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(What the heck is ninja'd?)(damn he beat me to it, disregard my post lol) I wish I was 21 |
Granted u die
I wish I murdered a person in high authority |
Granted, the next person in line wants to execute you.
I wish video games were easier. |
Granted, your skill level drops with games getting easier, meaning no change happens
I wish to murder you |
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I wish that everyone in the world had economic stability. |
Granted, but then the political stability spirals out of controls and sends the entire world into war.
I wish I could take an art class. |
Granted, but you become blind.
I wish I was Cristiano Ronaldo. :3 |
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I wish Chic-Fil-A would close. |
Granted, but they haunt your soul.
I with I was good at FIFA. |
Granted, but its FIFA.
I wish the Portal games were more popular |
Granted, but a sequel comes out and ruins the franchise.
I wish I was Neymar |
Granted, but you break your leg and cant play for the rest of your life
i wish for some french fries |
Granted, but you break you jaw and can't eat for the rest of your life :P
I wish for a pony. |
Granted, but it's dead and you succumb to its stench.
I wish animals didn't eat people. |
Granted, but now people can't eat animals
I wish I was Neymar <3 |
Grated. but you get injured on the field and never walk again.
I wish Summer would restart. |
Granted, but the winter repeats in the southern hemisphere
I wish I had a full wifi signal |
Granted but it lasts for 5 seconds.
I wish I had a black Unicorn.. |
Granted, but the gov't takes it away for testing.
I wish for the planet's self-destruct button. |
Granted, but it's not working. =/
I wish the next poster will be the first post of page 20 of this thread. ...kwekwekwe. |
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