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Granted but you're going to use a violin as a guitar.
I wish that I have 100 wishes. |
Granted, you get your hundred wishes but they turn you mad with power and then you ultimately wish something subconsciously and the world ends but before everyone dies they know it's you then they stick a toothpick in your ear. xD
I wish I found my good pencil again. ;-; |
Granted but I'm going to steal your pencil :P
I wish for a Pizza |
Granted, but your pizza is greasy, full of rotten vegetables plus there is pubic hair in the center which is undetectable! >:D
I wish for a perfect, glorious, invincible cheese toastie that only I have the power to possess and anyone who tries to steal it has a face which burns like hot soup. ^^ |
Granted but the intergalactic police will hunt you down.
I wish for a Hoenn remakes cartridge >:) |
Granted, but they're all corrupted and unusable but it entirely ruins your console. :P
I wish for a brighter tomorrow. xD |
Granted but you will have a darker day after tomorrow XD
I wish for a slingshot |
Granted, but you don't know how to use it properly and take somebody's eye out. xD
I wish for a doughnut. ;-; |
Granted but its filled will sour cream.
I wish for a soul. |
Granted, but you get Tony Abbott's soul and allow people to cull sharks. :P
I wish that Tony Abbott was replaced with somebody better. ;-; |
Granted, however not everyone agrees that the new person is better and massive riots break out all across Australia as the continent stands divided, leading to civil war. Amidst all the chaos, a rogue sect of extremists discover a hidden cache of nuclear weapons and threaten to launch them all, which prompts Obama to send troops to invade Australia. The Russian government strongly opposes the US invasion and sends their own troops to suppress the Americans. Australia has now become a battlefield. Both the United States and Russia commit a massive amount of their military to this new war in Australia. It is at that time, the extremists are discovered to be, not Australian, but North Korean. Turns out they have been secretly allied with China and building their own massive nuclear arsenal over the past several decades. While the US and Russia are busy fighting each other, the North Koreans and China launch a nuclear war against both countries, causing mass casualties. America has been overpowered and is now called New Korea, while China expands into Russia. All of this is moot however. 2 weeks after the nuclear strike, a race of aliens descend upon Earth, terraforming it to fit their needs. The process kills all life on the planet.
I wish for a bagel... |
O.O
Granted, but it's rotten. :P I wish that people would stop culling sharks. ;-; |
Granted, but sharks are now trying to take over the world and since we can't kill them anymore, they succeed.
I wish that everyone loved each other. |
Good! :D
Granted, but we all love one another too much we get kinda sick in the heads and we all walk around naked for other people's enjoyment. xD |
I wish that the user above me didn't forgot to make a wish
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Granted except they can't do anything about it anyways.
I wish sharks take over the world. |
Granted, but they censor everything so now the only thing on television, radio, and the internet is pictures of blenders and David Hasselhoff songs.
I wish for a cheese. |
Granted, but it is moldy
I wish for a Sharpedo that adores me in every way... with Speed Boost. |
Granted. They show their affection by affectionately devouring your flesh.
I wish that I had a working tablet. |
Granted but you broke it again... WHY, AKROMARIC, WHY?????? I BOUGHT YOU ONE, AND YOU HAD TO GO ON BREAKIN IT!
I wish for a dollar |
Granted. It's a Canadian dollar.
I wish for the extinction of humankind. |
Granted! However, the extinction will not happen until the sun goes supernova. Don't worry, it will happen... eventually.
I wish I could talk to animals. |
Granted. Deforestation left the poor animals homeless, and they are not happy.
I wish my friend safari pokemon were actually good. |
Granted. They are good, you are just inexperienced
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Granted, there will be one occasion where your wish is not corrupted, sometime in the distant future.
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I wish for the power to create ice. Magically, I mean, not by using a freezer or a tundra or something like that. |
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