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YOU GET A FISH BUT YOUR CAT KILLS IT BY SHOOTING IT WITH A SHOTGUN SAYING HASTA LA VISTA BABEEEEEIII
i wish for a cuddle + spoon |
Granted, however the being granting your wish has a hearing problem, and instead gives you a Cuttlefish, and the shrunken moon from Despicable Me. Have fun.
I wish I had no need to sleep |
Granted, but that was replaced with a need to sit on the toilet doing your business all day. xD
I wish I didn't feel sick. :C |
Granted. You no longer feel anything, as you have become a lifeless statue.
I wish I didn't make this wish. |
Granted, but you make a subconscious wish which comes true that your hair will fall out and your face and your toes explode! :D
I WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD THEME!! |
Granted, but you'll never be able to change it again.
I wish someone visited me more often. |
Granted. You are now visited by a group of psychopaths. Have fun!
I wish for some enchiladas. |
Granted. You're now drowning in a sea of enchiladas.
I wish youtube would stop making crappy changes. |
Granted but it stays as crappy as it was after the changes and it stays that way forever.
I wish for a soul |
Granted, but you get Voldemort's. :P
I wish for my very own authentic tiara. :3 |
Wish
Granted,but you will never be able to take it off.
I wish for more time to spend with my girlfriend |
Granted, but you can't get a job.
I wish Scatman John was still alive. |
Granted,but now you are married to him.
I wish for tacos |
Granted, but they are made of plastic
I wish I could finish all the things I have to do in just one day. |
Granted,but you had nothing to do for the rest of your life
I wish for a better mp3 player(apple sucks so iI have a plain one) |
Granted. But it was twice as expensive as an iPod, so now you're broke forever!
I wish that Sprint actually worked. |
Granted,but you had no data plan as a result
I wish for ∞ McChickens |
Granted, but they're old, soggy, rotten with pubes in it. xD
I WISH FOR NATHAN TO BE GOOFY AAAAGAIN!!! |
Granted, but you have been accused of a horrible crime and have received a lifetime in solitary confinement.
I wish for infinite wishes. |
Granted, but you can only wish for a lifetime's supply of rotten gums for a light snack. >:D
I WISH FOR A THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO ME I'LL HAVE IT FOR ETERNITY~~~ |
Granted, but PC decided to ban you for eternity for having a THEME SO WONDERFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL. :3
I wish that we can actually and finally discover real and living aliens from another planet. :3 |
Granted, but they're hostile and they obliterate our planet. :P
I wish for a cheese toastie with no added casualties! >:C |
Granted but the are humans as well.
I wish for a 20 ft. Hotdog :P |
granted.
*burp* oh, sorry. it was supposed to be for you? too bad~ I wish for a cookie. :3 |
Granted but it's a ¼ mm cookie
I wish for a credit card |
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