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Granted, however you don't pull anything but non-holo rares, and your reverse holos are all commons.
I wish for winter to begone forever. |
Granted, global warming eliminates winter and makes it boiling hot all the time.
I wish that Nick Jr., Disney Jr., Sprout, and PBS Kids did not exist. |
Granted, you had no education as a kid, only violence.
I wish that Ash Ketchum wasn't such a n00b. |
Granted, he caught the Ho-oh he saw in the 1st-2nd episodes and became a pokemon master and there was no show.
I wish for pikachu to be fat again. |
Granted but he never gets any stronger and Ash gives him away.
I wish that ads would not appear in PC. |
Granted. They then spam around the entire internet.
I wish for a Cerberus. |
Granted, and it horribly rips you to shreds :(
I wish that I could control the elements :) |
Granted. But you get teleported to Russia, then the elements control you.
I wish for butter. |
Granted, you eat tons of butter and now morbidly obese.
I wish for a pogo stick who could curse. |
Granted, but now it just follows you around cursing at every person passing by.
I wish I was Batman. |
Granted. The joker kills you and takes over gotham. Worst.Batman.Ever.
I wish for a 4ds... |
Wish granted. However the 4d effects are so powerful that a Dusknoir jumps out of the screen and eats your soul during a Pokemon battle. You now wander the depths of the underworld.
I wish that Pokemon were real ^_^ |
How am I here?
Granted, but they eat your head. I wish for a 9000.0000001DS. |
Granted but it is so powerful you are now stuck in the depths of hell with me.
I wish we both get out of the depths of hell. |
Granted, but you both enter a world where 9000.0000001DS control the world and you work as human slaves for the rest of your lives.
I wish for a better phone. |
Granted. You are gifted with the new SuperDuper Phone 9001 but It Can Read Your Minds, and It Decides to Broadcast Them to the World. After the World Hears Your Thoughts, You are Imprisoned on a secret island located in the center of the pacific ocean and you now await your execution day.
Your execution is death by drowning |
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I wish I would die peacefully in my sleep. |
Granted but you meet Satan and Mr. Hussein from South Park in hell.
I wish I had a pony. |
It's Rainbow dash. Have fun.
I wish for a buttler (that's a girl who serves you..anal..stuff...nevermind.) *Butler. |
Granted, but it's a girl with daggers replacing her hands and she has a sown up mouth and bleeding eyes... c:<
I wish for a hat! :D |
You got a shellder now you're a slowbro? Nice.
I wish for road runner to have a guinnes record. |
Granted, but he farts in your face with the worlds stinkiest fart and breaks ten records. :D
I wish people would stop pestering me to change. xD |
Granted, you never age, you're now like Ash.
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No wish? ;;
I wish for a hug from someone nice and comfy~ |
Like snorlax! And he eats you.
I wish for a cacturn. |
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