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Audino! No, not really. Um, I think Mesdrevius in Diamond and Murkrow in Pearl :P lol. Again, not really.
Um, ok here... 4) Ditto in D/P/Pt using the PokeRadar its annoys me sooo much! |
5) Dragonite... FISHING!!!!
Name 5 Pokemon that weigh less than they appear to |
Tough topic!
1) Sigilyph. Why the heck does Sigyliph weigh less than DUSKULL? All the sensemaking... |
2) easy one, wailord. pokemon logic as usual
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3) Sheesh that's actually a good one if you were aiming at killing the topic...
Anyway, I'll say Conkeldurr, can't believe how he's 50 Kilograms lighter than Machamp! |
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4. Dragonair. it's 16.5 Kg, which is like.... nothing... a Dragon that size should be a lot heavier. |
5. Smeargle.
Look at it. It's a scawny... whatever that reaches about to the waist of a grown man. Yet it's almost as heavy as me! (that's like 130 lbs). Okay now name 5 Pokémon that... could have a better evolution in your opinion. |
1. Rhydon.
I feel like Rhyperior was pretty crappy. They should have left it at that or at least retyped it or something. It was really lackluster. And the design was terrible... |
2. Misdreavus
Not that I have experience with it, but I think mismagius could stand to have slightly better stats. Design-wise, it doesn't need improvement. |
3) Onix and Steelix, these two really shouldn't be related they need a new evolution and pre-evolution with their types minus the Ground also lower Steelix's stats to Onix's or raise Onix's to Steelix's
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4. Magneton. Why couldn't it evolve into something with Levitate? :(
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5. Porygon Z. Trading to much proves to be a pain in the donkey.
Name 5 Pokemon that would be terrifying in real life. |
1. Metagross. Not sure I have to explain why here.
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2: Glalie
The thing freezes you from the inside out |
3. Muk. While maybe not the most terrifying, a living pile of toxic waste would really unnerve me.
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@Scarf I love that gif!!!! It's hilarious!
4. Alakazam. Because let's face it, something with an IQ over 9000 is downright terrifying. He could probably annihilate us by batting an eye..... |
5) Gastly
It's about five foot tall...enough said. Name five pokemon that are a different HEIGHT than you imagined |
1. Dunsparce
According to Bulbapedia, this thing measures at 4 foot 11. WTH? that's almost as big as I am. (I know it's probably length, but that's still longer than I'd expect it to be, all "that's what she said" jokes aside)...... |
2. Charizard.
WHAT?! How is this thing not taller than 2m? It's 1.7m tall. That's a little shorter than me. What magical power (known as Sugimori in other dimensions) prevents it from being like, 2.5m? IT'S A MAJESTIC FIRE DRAGON. It shouldn't be shorter than most adult men. |
3. Cherubi is over a foot tall. Even though that includes the stem, that's still, like, a cherry almost the size of a basketball. Whoa.
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4.) Dragonite. Y u get so much shorter than pre-evo!?
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5) Typhlosion:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121210065740/es.pokemon/images/a/a9/EE02_Jimmy_acicalando_a_Typhlosion.jpg Okay, so an 11-year old kid could still be TALLER than his TYPHLOSION while BENDING DOWN?! How on earth is this possible?! Not only this, but Charizard, who was helpfully mentioned by Taichiwind, is the same height as Typhlosion! This either implies that Jimmy has a very serious growth spurt, or Fire-Types are midgets! /offensive Name 5 Pokémon that learn ridiculous moves for what it's supposed to do. |
1) Pikachu, you can obtain a pikachu that knows surf or fly... Yep surf or fly how does it surf you ask? On a surf board. How does it fly you ask? With a balloon.
I think now you don't need to goto an event to get a pikachu like chat I think you can just teach it to them... |
Here's an obvious one.
2) Pidgey with Fly. So you can fly on a 4 lbs. bird and you can't with a Gliscor, or a Scyther?! Even worse, GENESECT can learn it. It doesn't even have wings! |
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DODUO. As above, with fly. No wings. Uses Fly... I love the comics about this one :) |
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4) The legendary musketeers and X-Scissor. They only have one blade, how can they do an X with it in one swing? |
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5: Wooper/Gastly learning Ice Punch. Ahem. WHERE'S THE HANDS? Okay, new topic: Name 5 Pokémon that cannot make good use of their best stat. |
1: UNFEZANT, obviously. What, you call that a movepool? I call that a kiddie pool, thank you very much.
(to answer your "explain this to me" pseudo-question... I'm not obligated to explain everything.) |
2. Flareon
I've said this Pokemon for a similar reason earlier (who could benefit from two stats switching) and I'll say it again. It has a pretty good attack stat (higher than Jolteon's and Vaporeon's special attack stats) but it does not have any good moves to go with it so it's basically wasted. |
3. Pachirisu. It has literally nothing good to use it for, then again I'm not sure he can make use of any of his stats. :P
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4) Shedinja
Yes It's best stat is HP, but seriously it only works about half the time |
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Just as I suspected. If you knew, you'd probably have answered it. 5: Farfetch'd Pretty much the same case with Pachirisu, but worse. Anyway, am I the guy AGAIN to set a new topic? Last one I'll do in a while. Name 5 Pokémon with a number in their name. Porygon2 is obvious. Anyway, these numbers can be in any language. Just to make this possible. |
1. going for the obvious... mewtwo
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2) All the Legendary Birds.
Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres. There's three. But I'm so evil I made it all count for one. Mwahaha. |
3. Deino! The whole family counts up in German with each evolution as they gain a head; it's really cool haha.
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4. It's not pronounced that way, but Phione technically has a number in its name. =P
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5. And Porygon 2.
Name 5 pokemon that aren't there in real life, fossils excluded. |
Hmm, this could be a tough one...
1. Lotad's evolutions, but specifically lombre. If you take him as being based off the Japanese Kappa |
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AAAAAAAnyway...2) Wait holdonholdonholdon. Pokemon that aren't there in real life? What does that even mean? You can't just say that, you have to give some context to it. You know why? Because as you may know, Pokemon aren't there in real life seeing how Pokemon aren't real. Approximately over 600 Pokemon fit this criterion. |
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3) Sylveon. You don't see foxes with these weird ribbon thingies in real life, now DO YOU? |
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3(btw you went one number higher, you didn't notice because you were too busy flaming me)) Shiftry. Shiftry is based off a tengu, which are myhtical Japanese goblins, sort of like... I can't actually figure out a more widely known parallel, but they're tricksters. Point is, they're not real. P.S. Harassing me about not knowing something is only valid when you yourself do know it, and even then it's incredibly rude. So there's that. You obviously don't know though, seeing how you asked about it. |
You two. Please. This has happened before and I do not want this happening again. For gods sake if you two start flaming each other again I will not hesitate to red card the two of you. So calm down and just play the game. This place isn't suppose to be serious don't make it serious. Thank you.
4. Hydreigon Because three-headed dragons do not exist in this world. In mythology yes. But otherwise no. |
5. Machamp. No matter how strong and muscled you are, you'll never grow a second pair of arms. =)
Okay, name five Pokemon that would make a pretty cool rescue/exploration team together in the mystery Dungeon World. |
Wait so we name multiple Pokemon? Isn't that kind of sort of against the rules or something?
1) Electrode and Magneton. For some reason this seems like something that'd be a pretty cool team back in MD R/B. It'd work not as well in MDE or Gates but I still think it's a nice concept. |
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Butterfree. Silver Wind. That is all. Also its cute and I liked using it on my PMD teams. Well you can have two other Pokemon with you in later PMDs other than you and your partner so 4 + 1 extra Pokemon for the sake of the game? That's how I'm seeing it haha. |
Uhm I meant five Pokemon that together would form a team... And don't take the games too serious. XD Shouldn't be that hard to imagine a five member squad out on an adventure, should it?
Anyways, 3. Heracross. Really seems like a handy fella to have around. His horn should be able to lift some obstacles of the path. Though that seems rather useless if you're paired up with a butterfree and a Magneton XD |
4: Squirtle. Because you're going to need a water-walker to explore some dungeons
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5) Cubone and Pikachu, I always use them in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red and Blue rescue team. They work well together.
Name 5 pokemon that should have mega evolutions, but don't yet. |
1)Houndoom wait no....
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2) Farfetch'd. After five (SIX counting X and Y) generations we still don't have anything. |
3) Alomomola. Throw me a bone here jeez, this thing has potential to surpass Chansey/Blissey in walliness but nothing.
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4: Alakazam
This Pokémon's gotten worse since Gen I. It went from "one of the best Pokémon ever" (Gen I), to "mediocre" (Gen II-III) then to "So horrendous that it's really easy to defeat" (Gen IV onwards). It really needs one, to help it. Machamp doesn't need one. It can last longer in battle anyway. |
5) Dragonite, Fan favourite and to power it up more would be cool.
Name 5 pokemon that are humanoid (humanshape) and powerful. |
1) Ma-freaking-champ, obviously. It kicks all kinds of arse, don't even get me started.
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2. Alakazam is also pretty powerful. and as far as I'm concerned, humanoid.
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3) HAWLUCHAAA.
Flying press is too boss |
4). Hitmontop! I mean, c'mon he can travel faster by spinning on his head than by walking!
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5. Obvious one, but Mewtwo is pretty much half of fans' definition of what a powerful Pokemon is.
Name 5 Pokemon that you'd feel comfortable letting a small child play with. |
1). Skiddo! They kinda look like they could fit in pretty well in a petting zoo, plus they are ridiculously adorable! And their face really reminds me of koalas
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2. Squirtle! Cause what kid doesn't like Bubbles!
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3. Eevee
Because it's cute and cuddly. |
4. Solosis. It's a harmless bubble of cytoslime that can... use... mind... powers actually scratch that. Go away Solosis, make way for Dunsparce.
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5. Mew
So playful and pink and harmless, plus I think it'd be able to tell that a small child is... well... small, and be able to adjust itself to that. Name 5 Pokemon that you could wreak devastation, be it worldwide, city wide, or in your home. |
1. Zangoose! Dem claws are no joke!
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2. Mewtwo, the pure psychic power of it all!
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3. Wailord. Don't piss off anything that big.
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4. Tyranitar the obvious :V Come on, he has hyper beams of mass destruction.
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5. Magneton because, and I quote: "Magneton emits a powerful magnetic force that is fatal to mechanical devices. As a result, large cities sound sirens to warn citizens of large-scale outbreaks of this Pokémon"
Now, gimme 5 Pokemon that would be better if they had different colors. |
2) Mabye either Weavile or Armaldo, both have good typing and both have good have cool design.
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What? How did we jump to 2?
never mind... 3) Hydreigon Don't like the color scheme one bit. |
uhh fine I'll do it
1) Lickitung Because it's shade of pink is very off putting 4) Raticate Because it has that annoying shade of cream on its underbelly and that weird yellow-orange on its back. |
5) Rattata - Holy cow a purple rat!
Name 5 Pokemon that would have entered Hollywood if they were real. |
1) Ditto
Because it is the best actor ever |
2) Jigglypuff
Because any singer makes it to Hollywood these days. Jigglypuff's better than Miley. |
3) Machoke because it would take over the roll of all those surfer/fighter movies.
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4. Greninja, because fighting scenes with him would probably be on par to those with Jackie Chan.
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5) Smeargle and Chatot
Because Chatot could take the lead role in the movie the King's Speech and Smeargle would make a great setting designer. Next! Name 5 animals which aren't Pokemon that don't exist as Pokemon yet but you would want them to be and give them a made up name! |
1. Assuming that mythical creatures are allowed as well, I'd chose a Sphinx, and the Pokemon would be a ground fighting type called Pharaogue, from Pharaoh and Rogue.
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2) Tiger. There are no tiger Pokemon, although Entei and Raikou somehow resemble it.
I can't think of a name for it right now. Can someone suggest a name? |
3. A pygmy possum, because you can't get more adorable than tiny marsupials. I would call it Pygaby (pygmy/baby)! Just normal type. :3
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@Banz
Tyigight (Tie-Guy-t) - Tiger + Night Ground/Psychic Also 4) A Tasmanian Devil Pokemon, because it would literally kill everything... Since they have that Jet black fur and are ferocious little fighters Duskaniac (Dusk-Ane-iac) - Dusk + Tasmanian Devil + Maniac Dark/Fighting |
5)A Triceratops pokemon because I can't think of anything else that could be a fossil pokemon, can't think of a name because I've never been good at naming things but type would probably be Rock/Grass.
Next will be Name 5 pokemon that could actually eat a human. |
1) Hmm...Sharpedo of course. *Jaws theme music plays*
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BW2 says Kyurem ate people. Bianca pointed it out.
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3) Wailord Steelix
Because it has the jaw and the size to |
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4)Feraligatr i mean it is a crocodile and last time i checked crocodiles can devour people |
5) Ursaring, only you can prevent Forest Fires, but you can't prevent me eating you and slashing your face off.
Name 5 Pokemon who are smaller than they're artwork appears to imply. |
1)Roselia,i thought it wouldn't be as small as it appears to be
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2) Joltik such a cute critter :33333
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3) Sudowoodo
You'd think since it's meant to mimic trees it would be pretty big but nope |
4) Charizard. Every kid sees something big. Nope just 5 ft 7.
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5) When I first saw the official artwork for Skiddo, I didn't see the riding screenshot along with it. So basically I said to myself "It's a cute little guy, how do you want to ride a cute little guy?"
Well you can ride it because it's a cute not-so-little-after-all-guy. Now gimme 5 Pokémon who could have gone Fairy and didn't. |
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Bellossom. It's very much fairyish to me but alas it just stayed as pure grass. |
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i must say solosis it looks fairish |
3) Politoed
Because it's a frog, and colourful |
4. Chansey and Blissey could have easily gone Faerie. I mean, come on. Blissey.
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5) Wobuffet
If Mr. Mime can go Fairy Wynaut? Bad Pun is bad... Name 5 Pokemon that have weird types considering their appearance |
1. Sudowoodo. Right there in the name -- "pseudo-wood". It was basically an attempt to troll every single player who assumed it was a Grass-type.
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