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TY November 7th, 2013 3:01 PM

Rock, Paper... My Foot!
 
I knew of this game before, but it died out and i wanna bring it back since i loved it.

So basically you post something which would beat the thing what the poster above you said.
Like this:

Guy #1: I have a rock.
Guy #2: Your rock is no match against my spoon!

Anything is possible, so let your creativity free on this :3

Ill start off:
I have my hand.

braixen November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM

your hand has no chance against my hammer : d

(this reminded me of cuil theory for some reason omg)
((hope im doing this right))

xseed November 7th, 2013 4:04 PM

I have a Arceus

(lol another funny game)

TY November 7th, 2013 4:05 PM

Well unfortunately your Arceus is no match against my french fries

braixen November 7th, 2013 4:20 PM

your french fries have no chance against my duck

xseed November 7th, 2013 4:22 PM

your duck is no chance against my curly hair

braixen November 7th, 2013 4:22 PM

your curly hair has no chance against my straightener!

xseed November 7th, 2013 4:24 PM

your straightener is no chance against my shampoo

braixen November 7th, 2013 4:25 PM

your shampoo has no chance against my conditioner

pompayyy November 7th, 2013 5:35 PM

your conditioner has no chance against my dry scalp!

Melody November 7th, 2013 5:49 PM

Your dry scalp has no chance against my wig!

braixen November 7th, 2013 5:52 PM

your wig has no chance against my scissors !

Tsutarja November 7th, 2013 6:06 PM

Your scissors have no chance against my Scizor

xseed November 7th, 2013 7:21 PM

your scizor had no chance against my Talonflame

braixen November 7th, 2013 7:54 PM

your talonflame has no chance against my deep fryer

xseed November 7th, 2013 8:09 PM

your deep fryer has nada chance against my freezer

braixen November 7th, 2013 8:36 PM

your freezer has no chance against my fridge

TY November 8th, 2013 2:27 AM

Your fridge is no match against my cage.

braixen November 8th, 2013 2:57 PM

your cage has no chance against my key

TY November 8th, 2013 2:59 PM

Your key will suffer from my hot chocolate >:D

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:05 PM

your hot chocolate will be blown away by my giant fan

TY November 8th, 2013 3:06 PM

Your giant fan will surrender once it sees my leaf!

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:08 PM

your leaf will be destroyed by my campfire!

TY November 8th, 2013 3:09 PM

Your campfire will feel the wrath of... MY FOOT >:D

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:14 PM

your foot will have no chance against my coffee table heh

TY November 8th, 2013 3:18 PM

My chainsaw will tear your coffee table hehehehe

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:21 PM

my pikachu will zap your chainsaws power !

TY November 8th, 2013 3:23 PM

My dynamite will blast pikachu away!

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:27 PM

your dynamite will be ruined by my bucket of water

TY November 8th, 2013 3:35 PM

You know... my soup easily beats your bucket of water

braixen November 8th, 2013 3:57 PM

and my crackers beat your soup!

xseed November 8th, 2013 5:22 PM

and my mouth beats your [pita]crackers lol

Karasuma November 8th, 2013 5:58 PM

and my hypnotizing eyes beats your mouth.

xseed November 8th, 2013 6:00 PM

and my hard knuckles beats your eyes.

Karasuma November 8th, 2013 6:02 PM

and my super sonic speed beats your hard knuckles.

braixen November 8th, 2013 6:26 PM

and my quicksand beats your super sonic speed.

xseed November 8th, 2013 6:28 PM

my hurricane beats your measly quicksand

TY November 9th, 2013 1:30 AM

Well, my phone kills your hurricane with ease

Frazzevous November 9th, 2013 8:31 AM

My swimming pool will render your phone useless.

TY November 9th, 2013 8:33 AM

My soundboxes will blow your swimming pool to bits :P

pompayyy November 9th, 2013 8:43 AM

My amplifiers will put those sound boxes to shame!

TY November 9th, 2013 8:46 AM

My battery will tear your amplifiers to shreds

classiccartoonsftw November 9th, 2013 10:00 AM

My girlfriend can crush your battery by sitting on it!

TY November 9th, 2013 10:02 AM

My PS3 will just destroy your girlfriend

Melody November 9th, 2013 10:33 AM

But your PS3 has no chance against IBM Watson.

TY November 9th, 2013 10:34 AM

But then again, IBM Watson is no match against a duck

classiccartoonsftw November 9th, 2013 11:04 AM

That duck is no match for my frankfurters!

TY November 9th, 2013 11:06 AM

Your frankfurters shall be devoured by my spider

Melody November 9th, 2013 11:39 AM

Your spider has no chance against my lighter! :D

TY November 9th, 2013 11:41 AM

Your lighter is useless once it meets my golfclub :P

xseed November 9th, 2013 12:52 PM

your golf club is no chance against my "Bunker"

TY November 9th, 2013 12:55 PM

your "bunker" is nothing compared to my dice

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:03 PM

your dice has nada zippity zoop chance against my slot machine

classiccartoonsftw November 9th, 2013 1:06 PM

Your slot machine has zero chance against my supermarket!

TY November 9th, 2013 1:06 PM

Your supermarket is no match against... My ketchup

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:08 PM

noooo. my ribs are dying from the laughter.....but your ketchup...has no chance...against my MUSTARD GAS

TY November 9th, 2013 1:10 PM

Your Mustard Gas has no chance against my Monopoly game :P

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:13 PM

Hehehehehehehe. your monopoly board aint no match against the evil mario party

TY November 9th, 2013 1:15 PM

Your evil mario party.... pfffft my Twister kills that :P

classiccartoonsftw November 9th, 2013 1:24 PM

Twister? My Transformers can deal with that!

TY November 9th, 2013 1:26 PM

Transformers? How about i send a top hat at you

Crunch Punch November 9th, 2013 1:28 PM

Your top hat is no match for my might pencil!

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:30 PM

your might pencil is no match against my pencil of doom

TY November 9th, 2013 1:31 PM

Your pencil of doom cannot defeat my bottle

classiccartoonsftw November 9th, 2013 1:36 PM

An empty bottle? I've got a love potion!

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:38 PM

your love potion has no chance against my baby doll eyes

TY November 9th, 2013 1:39 PM

your baby doll eyes are no match against my dancing skills \o/

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:41 PM

your dancing skills are no match against my humor

TY November 9th, 2013 1:43 PM

Your humor, it will suffer from my insanity

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:44 PM

your insanity is no match against my calmness(I deal with an insane bro everyday lol)

TY November 9th, 2013 1:47 PM

Your calmness is no match for my touchéness

xseed November 9th, 2013 1:56 PM

your toucheness is no match against my charm

Melody November 9th, 2013 5:10 PM

Your charm is no match for my kindness~

xseed November 9th, 2013 5:30 PM

Your kindness is no match for my .....my....uh......my CUTE EVEE

pridekitty November 9th, 2013 7:15 PM

YOURE CUTE EEVEE IS NOTHING AGAINST MY SKITTLES

Powerstars November 9th, 2013 9:22 PM

Your Skittles have nothing on my Starburst.

classiccartoonsftw November 10th, 2013 2:23 AM

Your Starburst is nothing compared to my doughnuts!

Chocolate™ November 10th, 2013 2:59 AM

Your doughnuts are nothing compared to my lighter. Burn them to crisp, haha!

Crunch Punch November 10th, 2013 3:10 AM

I perish your lighter with a bucket of water!

Chocolate™ November 10th, 2013 3:14 AM

I perish your bucket of water with my epic pickaxe.

Minecraft all the way. Wooohooo!

classiccartoonsftw November 10th, 2013 4:14 AM

Are we going to use video game weapons?

Your pickaxe is no match against the Ultima Weapon!

TY November 10th, 2013 4:16 AM

Your Ultima Weapon is nothing when you see my internet cable!

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 7:52 AM

Your Internet cable is WORTHLESS against GIANT ARMY OF EEVEE EVOLUTIONS!

TY November 10th, 2013 7:55 AM

your GIANT ARMY OF EEVEE EVOLUTIONS! will die to Miley Cyrus :P

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 8:06 AM

Well, your MILEY CYRUS is weak compared to my ultimate shiny SEWADDLE!

pompayyy November 10th, 2013 8:09 AM

yOUR SEWADDLE IS NO MATCH AGAINST THE PURE POWER OF MOUNTAIN DEW.

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 8:11 AM

WELL MY MOOMOO MILK SHALL DEESTROY YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!

classiccartoonsftw November 10th, 2013 8:17 AM

I'll put poison in your MooMoo Milk >=D

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 8:23 AM

My Sylveon is SUPER EFFECTIVE against your poison!

TY November 10th, 2013 8:51 AM

Your Sylveon is no match versus my chainsaw

Frazzevous November 10th, 2013 9:03 AM

Your chainsaw's nothing compared to Miley's wrecking ball.

TY November 10th, 2013 9:07 AM

Miley's wrecking ball is no match for Miley's Hammer :P

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 9:11 AM

Miley's Hammer shall be KILLED by my MEGA EVOLVED LEAFEON!

TY November 10th, 2013 9:13 AM

your mega evolved Leafeon will meet my sword >:D

pridekitty November 10th, 2013 9:15 AM

I'll use my MEGA EVOLVED FLAREON against it, assuming it's an iron sword instead of those stone ones

TY November 10th, 2013 10:09 AM

Your Flareon will meet its end when i unleash the dogs!

xseed November 10th, 2013 11:02 AM

your dogs no match against my lions

pompayyy November 10th, 2013 11:12 AM

My chimeras are gonna obliterate your lions........ nina......

xseed November 10th, 2013 11:27 AM

My ULTIMATE CHIMRERA is going to eat your regular chimera
(good luck to the unlucky soul who tries to beat thsi)

TY November 10th, 2013 11:32 AM

Your ultimate chimera will suffer to my Mammoth MK II mech


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