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Rock, Paper... My Foot!
I knew of this game before, but it died out and i wanna bring it back since i loved it.
So basically you post something which would beat the thing what the poster above you said. Like this: Guy #1: I have a rock. Guy #2: Your rock is no match against my spoon! Anything is possible, so let your creativity free on this :3 Ill start off: I have my hand. |
your hand has no chance against my hammer : d
(this reminded me of cuil theory for some reason omg) ((hope im doing this right)) |
I have a Arceus
(lol another funny game) |
Well unfortunately your Arceus is no match against my french fries
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your french fries have no chance against my duck
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your duck is no chance against my curly hair
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your curly hair has no chance against my straightener!
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your straightener is no chance against my shampoo
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your shampoo has no chance against my conditioner
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your conditioner has no chance against my dry scalp!
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Your dry scalp has no chance against my wig!
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your wig has no chance against my scissors !
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Your scissors have no chance against my Scizor
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your scizor had no chance against my Talonflame
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your talonflame has no chance against my deep fryer
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your deep fryer has nada chance against my freezer
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your freezer has no chance against my fridge
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Your fridge is no match against my cage.
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your cage has no chance against my key
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Your key will suffer from my hot chocolate >:D
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your hot chocolate will be blown away by my giant fan
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Your giant fan will surrender once it sees my leaf!
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your leaf will be destroyed by my campfire!
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Your campfire will feel the wrath of... MY FOOT >:D
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your foot will have no chance against my coffee table heh
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My chainsaw will tear your coffee table hehehehe
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my pikachu will zap your chainsaws power !
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My dynamite will blast pikachu away!
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your dynamite will be ruined by my bucket of water
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You know... my soup easily beats your bucket of water
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and my crackers beat your soup!
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and my mouth beats your [pita]crackers lol
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and my hypnotizing eyes beats your mouth.
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and my hard knuckles beats your eyes.
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and my super sonic speed beats your hard knuckles.
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and my quicksand beats your super sonic speed.
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my hurricane beats your measly quicksand
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Well, my phone kills your hurricane with ease
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My swimming pool will render your phone useless.
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My soundboxes will blow your swimming pool to bits :P
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My amplifiers will put those sound boxes to shame!
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My battery will tear your amplifiers to shreds
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My girlfriend can crush your battery by sitting on it!
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My PS3 will just destroy your girlfriend
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But your PS3 has no chance against IBM Watson.
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But then again, IBM Watson is no match against a duck
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That duck is no match for my frankfurters!
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Your frankfurters shall be devoured by my spider
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Your spider has no chance against my lighter! :D
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Your lighter is useless once it meets my golfclub :P
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your golf club is no chance against my "Bunker"
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your "bunker" is nothing compared to my dice
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your dice has nada zippity zoop chance against my slot machine
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Your slot machine has zero chance against my supermarket!
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Your supermarket is no match against... My ketchup
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noooo. my ribs are dying from the laughter.....but your ketchup...has no chance...against my MUSTARD GAS
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Your Mustard Gas has no chance against my Monopoly game :P
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Hehehehehehehe. your monopoly board aint no match against the evil mario party
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Your evil mario party.... pfffft my Twister kills that :P
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Twister? My Transformers can deal with that!
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Transformers? How about i send a top hat at you
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Your top hat is no match for my might pencil!
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your might pencil is no match against my pencil of doom
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Your pencil of doom cannot defeat my bottle
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An empty bottle? I've got a love potion!
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your love potion has no chance against my baby doll eyes
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your baby doll eyes are no match against my dancing skills \o/
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your dancing skills are no match against my humor
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Your humor, it will suffer from my insanity
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your insanity is no match against my calmness(I deal with an insane bro everyday lol)
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Your calmness is no match for my touchéness
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your toucheness is no match against my charm
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Your charm is no match for my kindness~
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Your kindness is no match for my .....my....uh......my CUTE EVEE
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YOURE CUTE EEVEE IS NOTHING AGAINST MY SKITTLES
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Your Skittles have nothing on my Starburst.
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Your Starburst is nothing compared to my doughnuts!
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Your doughnuts are nothing compared to my lighter. Burn them to crisp, haha!
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I perish your lighter with a bucket of water!
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I perish your bucket of water with my epic pickaxe.
Minecraft all the way. Wooohooo! |
Are we going to use video game weapons?
Your pickaxe is no match against the Ultima Weapon! |
Your Ultima Weapon is nothing when you see my internet cable!
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Your Internet cable is WORTHLESS against GIANT ARMY OF EEVEE EVOLUTIONS!
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your GIANT ARMY OF EEVEE EVOLUTIONS! will die to Miley Cyrus :P
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Well, your MILEY CYRUS is weak compared to my ultimate shiny SEWADDLE!
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yOUR SEWADDLE IS NO MATCH AGAINST THE PURE POWER OF MOUNTAIN DEW.
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WELL MY MOOMOO MILK SHALL DEESTROY YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!
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I'll put poison in your MooMoo Milk >=D
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My Sylveon is SUPER EFFECTIVE against your poison!
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Your Sylveon is no match versus my chainsaw
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Your chainsaw's nothing compared to Miley's wrecking ball.
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Miley's wrecking ball is no match for Miley's Hammer :P
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Miley's Hammer shall be KILLED by my MEGA EVOLVED LEAFEON!
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your mega evolved Leafeon will meet my sword >:D
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I'll use my MEGA EVOLVED FLAREON against it, assuming it's an iron sword instead of those stone ones
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Your Flareon will meet its end when i unleash the dogs!
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your dogs no match against my lions
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My chimeras are gonna obliterate your lions........ nina......
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My ULTIMATE CHIMRERA is going to eat your regular chimera
(good luck to the unlucky soul who tries to beat thsi) |
Your ultimate chimera will suffer to my Mammoth MK II mech
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