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«Chuckles» November 23rd, 2013 4:26 AM

Your bonesaw couldnt beat my dark magician with his eyes closed

TY November 23rd, 2013 4:28 AM

Your dark magician with his eyes closed cant do a thing when he sees my Derpfestor

classiccartoonsftw November 23rd, 2013 9:36 AM

Your Derpfestor is crap against my Legendary Blade of Grass!

TY November 23rd, 2013 9:38 AM

your Legendary Blade of Grass! is nothing against my Terra Blade!

Hyzenthlay November 23rd, 2013 11:52 PM

Your Terra Blade is nothing against my Unreal Minishark!

pompayyy November 24th, 2013 12:09 AM

Your Unreal Minishark is nothing when against my Gutsy Bat!

classiccartoonsftw November 24th, 2013 12:58 AM

Your Gutsy Bat gets owned by Megaman!

TY November 24th, 2013 2:19 AM

Megaman will be defeated by my fist!

Hyzenthlay November 24th, 2013 9:25 PM

Your fist can't stand a chance against my iron gauntlet!

TY November 25th, 2013 1:55 AM

Your iron gauntlet is no match against my Legendary Excalibur!

isthatyoudan November 25th, 2013 6:21 PM

Your legendary Excalibur is no match for a huge magic rock!
It's gonna get stuck!

TY November 26th, 2013 1:24 AM

Your huge magic rock is nothing versus my Immortal :P

classiccartoonsftw November 26th, 2013 11:06 AM

Your Immortal won't last long in the darkness!

CliCliW November 26th, 2013 11:20 AM

You know what will last long in your darkness though? My good friend, Bane! :P

TY November 26th, 2013 12:40 PM

Bane is no match against Tassadar!

Arma November 28th, 2013 2:11 PM

Quite funny how he loses against a simple box of crayons though...

TY November 29th, 2013 1:08 AM

However that will get punished by sand

isthatyoudan November 29th, 2013 7:03 PM

Well... sand is no match against...
A TODDLER'S TOY DUMP TRUCK!
Was your mind just blown?

Hyzenthlay November 29th, 2013 10:25 PM

Your puny Toddler's toy dump truck can't defend itself against a bully! :D

TY November 30th, 2013 1:06 AM

A bully? Really? Dont you know that they are utterly weak against tape :P

classiccartoonsftw November 30th, 2013 1:56 AM

I could break through your tape with my scissors!

Hyzenthlay November 30th, 2013 10:14 PM

Rock always beats scissors, y'know!

TY December 1st, 2013 2:29 AM

and Rock gets beaten by my mud

大輔 December 1st, 2013 10:31 AM

And your mud gets beaten by a ~water hose~

TY December 1st, 2013 10:34 AM

The water hose gets demolished by my sock

White Raven December 1st, 2013 10:36 AM

Your sock got beat up by my iPad.

TY December 1st, 2013 10:40 AM

iPad, meet my warhammer >:D

DavidtheDeadPhilosopher December 1st, 2013 11:53 AM

Your warhammer shall meet the wrath of M.C. Hammer, and will find out in short order what the time is.

Winneon December 1st, 2013 12:03 PM

Your Sonic character is no match against my Pokemon character.

pompayyy December 1st, 2013 12:56 PM

Your Pokemon character is dirt against a more specific Pokemon character!

classiccartoonsftw December 1st, 2013 1:27 PM

No matter who this Pokemon character is, my Feraligatr will overpower him!

TY December 1st, 2013 2:11 PM

Feraligatr is nothing against my RPG

Kippla December 1st, 2013 2:25 PM

Your RPG is nothing against my Mewtwo!

Winneon December 1st, 2013 3:45 PM

Pfft, Mewtwo's are nothing against the power of my sunglasses.

isthatyoudan December 1st, 2013 3:50 PM

Your sunglasses are nothing against cornflakes!

(How it makes sense: Crumbs from cornflakes on the sunglasses in a purse or tote. Eww.)

classiccartoonsftw December 2nd, 2013 1:50 AM

Your cornflakes are no match for my vanilla custard!

TY December 2nd, 2013 4:15 AM

Your vanilla custard is nothing against my coin

Gizmo-Dude17 December 7th, 2013 10:47 AM

pfft! You ain't got nothing against my hammer, if you have le "coin".

pompayyy December 7th, 2013 2:00 PM

My masamune will dice your hammer!

TY December 7th, 2013 2:24 PM

your masamune will get stomped by my Void Ray

pompayyy December 7th, 2013 2:33 PM

Your Void Ray? Please, my katana could slice that thing.

Chocolate™ December 7th, 2013 11:19 PM

Your katana is no match for my blackhole.

TY December 8th, 2013 1:28 AM

Your blackhole is nothing versus my Psionic Storm >:D

Chocolate™ December 8th, 2013 10:31 PM

Your psionic storm is no match for my smelly socks.

TY December 9th, 2013 12:07 AM

Your smelly socks will die to soap!

classiccartoonsftw December 9th, 2013 2:18 AM

Your soap is no match for my sink!

TY December 9th, 2013 2:34 AM

Your sink will die to my TNT

Chocolate™ December 9th, 2013 4:46 AM

Your TNT will blast due to my furnace.

TY December 9th, 2013 4:48 AM

Your furnace is nothing against my Zealot

CliCliW December 9th, 2013 6:08 AM

Your Zealot will tremble before my atheist friend!

classiccartoonsftw December 9th, 2013 7:31 AM

Your atheist friend is no match against Disturbed!

TY December 9th, 2013 7:31 AM

Disturbed will fall to my fingertip

isthatyoudan December 9th, 2013 11:48 AM

Your fingertip is no match for..........
My RING!

classiccartoonsftw December 9th, 2013 1:01 PM

Your ring gets destroyed by my acid!

CliCliW December 10th, 2013 5:24 AM

Your acid gets consumed by my Victreebell!

isthatyoudan December 10th, 2013 4:21 PM

Victreebell is no match for an over-rebellious angry mob of combees!

Chocolate™ December 11th, 2013 12:16 AM

Your over-rebellious angry mob of combees! are no match for my Vespiqueen.

TY December 11th, 2013 12:17 AM

Your Vespiqueen is nothing against my fart :P

Chocolate™ December 11th, 2013 3:09 AM

Your fart is no match for my Manny the mammoth's fart.

isthatyoudan December 14th, 2013 5:25 PM

Manny the mammoth's fart is no match for sid the sloth's fart.

Gizmo-Dude17 December 14th, 2013 6:17 PM

your "farts" are no match against my spritzee, and its febreze attack!

hughes December 14th, 2013 6:37 PM

Yes, but your Spritzee is nothing compared to my hockey stick.

classiccartoonsftw December 15th, 2013 1:14 AM

I'll break your hockey stick with a table!

TY December 15th, 2013 7:41 AM

Your table will get stomped by my chair

hughes December 15th, 2013 7:49 AM

Your chair will be shredded by my chainsaw.

TY December 15th, 2013 7:50 AM

Your chainsaw will get ruined by my lava

pompayyy December 15th, 2013 10:46 AM

Water will turn that lava into obsidian (no, don't ask me if I play minecraft)

classiccartoonsftw December 15th, 2013 11:54 AM

I've got a Nightmare Pickaxe to deal with that obsidian!

isthatyoudan December 15th, 2013 2:22 PM

If you have insomnia, you won't have any nightmares, pickaxe-based or not!

Victreebel's Bro December 16th, 2013 9:48 AM

You're insomnia is no match for my sleeping pills!!

classiccartoonsftw December 16th, 2013 1:08 PM

Just watch me feed your sleeping pills to a cobra!

Mr. Flix December 16th, 2013 1:15 PM

Your cobra is no match at all for this heavy truck's tires!

Mark Kamill December 16th, 2013 5:40 PM

Truck tires lost to the mighty knife of piercing!

Chocolate™ December 17th, 2013 5:33 AM

The might knife of piercing becomes blunt due to the unbreakable stone of unbreakableness.

classiccartoonsftw December 17th, 2013 1:06 PM

I doubt your "unbreakable" stone of unbreakableness can survive in lava...

Mr. Flix December 17th, 2013 3:06 PM

Even (normal) lava can't do anything against the power of... err... The One Ring!

Chocolate™ December 17th, 2013 9:22 PM

Your one ring is no match against my err.......... Gollum.

Oooeh December 18th, 2013 2:23 PM

Your Gollum is no match for my hot pit of lava in Mordor!

isthatyoudan December 20th, 2013 7:56 AM

Hot pits of lava in mordor are no match for Elves!
(like the lord of the rings reference)

Chocolate™ December 20th, 2013 10:25 PM

Your elves are no match for my pokemon team.

classiccartoonsftw December 22nd, 2013 2:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TD (Post 7997336)
Your elves are no match for my pokemon team.

What is your Pokemon team? I'd like to see them battle my dream team of...


TY December 22nd, 2013 3:02 AM

Your dream team will suffer from my Flame Tanks

Reddo December 22nd, 2013 3:49 AM

Your Flame Tanks lose to my meteor...

Jiggly Jello December 25th, 2013 9:42 PM

Your meteor shall be eaten by my pet Metroid! I call it Bill...

classiccartoonsftw December 26th, 2013 12:56 AM

Your Metroid has no chance against my Bill Blaster! (You know, those things that shoot Bullet Bills at you in Mario games)

Jiggly Jello December 26th, 2013 5:13 PM

Oh nooooooooooo (Mr. Bill reference hehe). Luckily, your Bill Blaster was pecked to pieces sat on by my Fat Chocobo! How he got up to do it I don't know...

Kirschwasser December 27th, 2013 12:45 PM

Your fat chocobo will never beat my Dr. Pepper cans! >:3

It will drink all of them and EXPLODE!!!!!!!!

Lycanroc December 27th, 2013 12:46 PM

Your Dr. Pepper can is nothing against my incinerator!

Kirschwasser December 27th, 2013 12:47 PM

Your incinerator is nothing compared to this nuclear reactor!

«Chuckles» December 27th, 2013 3:23 PM

Your Nuclear reactor is nothing against my Peace Loving Protesters!

Lycanroc December 27th, 2013 3:29 PM

Your Peace Loving Protestors are nothing against my army of flying robots with built-in laser cannons!

Kirschwasser December 27th, 2013 4:17 PM

Your flying robots are not bad enough to stop my battle android!

Now, since I'm feeling weird...

***Warning: The rest of this post contains a cracky Xenosaga-Pokemon crossover. Reader discretion is advised.***

Kirsch: KOS-MOS! I choose you!

KOS-MOS: ...

Kirsch: Use R-CANNON!

*KOS-MOS ignored your orders!*

Kirsch: @#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!

Flakey Bear December 27th, 2013 4:18 PM

Your battle android is destroyed by a giant gorilla.

Kirschwasser December 27th, 2013 4:20 PM

Your giant gorilla is attacked and killed by Godzilla!

Flakey Bear December 27th, 2013 4:21 PM

Godzilla is attacked by planes while he was climbing the Sears Tower.

Kirschwasser December 27th, 2013 4:22 PM

The planes are shot down by UFOs! Oh no!

Nordk December 27th, 2013 6:05 PM

But the UFO's pounced upon and crushed by my Giant Frog!

Nakala Pri December 27th, 2013 8:33 PM

Well, my Collosal Zapdos zaps yo frog! >:D

Hyzenthlay December 28th, 2013 3:57 AM

My miniature Moltress beats your Colossal Zapdos because... it's a cooler Pokemon! xP

Kirschwasser December 28th, 2013 6:11 AM

Oh noes! The LOLWUT pear slobbered on your Moltres and made it faint! :O


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