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Your bonesaw couldnt beat my dark magician with his eyes closed
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Your dark magician with his eyes closed cant do a thing when he sees my Derpfestor
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Your Derpfestor is crap against my Legendary Blade of Grass!
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your Legendary Blade of Grass! is nothing against my Terra Blade!
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Your Terra Blade is nothing against my Unreal Minishark!
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Your Unreal Minishark is nothing when against my Gutsy Bat!
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Your Gutsy Bat gets owned by Megaman!
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Megaman will be defeated by my fist!
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Your fist can't stand a chance against my iron gauntlet!
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Your iron gauntlet is no match against my Legendary Excalibur!
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Your legendary Excalibur is no match for a huge magic rock!
It's gonna get stuck! |
Your huge magic rock is nothing versus my Immortal :P
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Your Immortal won't last long in the darkness!
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You know what will last long in your darkness though? My good friend, Bane! :P
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Bane is no match against Tassadar!
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Quite funny how he loses against a simple box of crayons though...
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However that will get punished by sand
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Well... sand is no match against...
A TODDLER'S TOY DUMP TRUCK! Was your mind just blown? |
Your puny Toddler's toy dump truck can't defend itself against a bully! :D
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A bully? Really? Dont you know that they are utterly weak against tape :P
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I could break through your tape with my scissors!
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Rock always beats scissors, y'know!
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and Rock gets beaten by my mud
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And your mud gets beaten by a ~water hose~
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The water hose gets demolished by my sock
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Your sock got beat up by my iPad.
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iPad, meet my warhammer >:D
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Your warhammer shall meet the wrath of M.C. Hammer, and will find out in short order what the time is.
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Your Sonic character is no match against my Pokemon character.
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Your Pokemon character is dirt against a more specific Pokemon character!
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No matter who this Pokemon character is, my Feraligatr will overpower him!
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Feraligatr is nothing against my RPG
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Your RPG is nothing against my Mewtwo!
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Pfft, Mewtwo's are nothing against the power of my sunglasses.
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Your sunglasses are nothing against cornflakes!
(How it makes sense: Crumbs from cornflakes on the sunglasses in a purse or tote. Eww.) |
Your cornflakes are no match for my vanilla custard!
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Your vanilla custard is nothing against my coin
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pfft! You ain't got nothing against my hammer, if you have le "coin".
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My masamune will dice your hammer!
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your masamune will get stomped by my Void Ray
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Your Void Ray? Please, my katana could slice that thing.
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Your katana is no match for my blackhole.
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Your blackhole is nothing versus my Psionic Storm >:D
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Your psionic storm is no match for my smelly socks.
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Your smelly socks will die to soap!
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Your soap is no match for my sink!
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Your sink will die to my TNT
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Your TNT will blast due to my furnace.
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Your furnace is nothing against my Zealot
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Your Zealot will tremble before my atheist friend!
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Your atheist friend is no match against Disturbed!
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Disturbed will fall to my fingertip
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Your fingertip is no match for..........
My RING! |
Your ring gets destroyed by my acid!
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Your acid gets consumed by my Victreebell!
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Victreebell is no match for an over-rebellious angry mob of combees!
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Your over-rebellious angry mob of combees! are no match for my Vespiqueen.
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Your Vespiqueen is nothing against my fart :P
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Your fart is no match for my Manny the mammoth's fart.
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Manny the mammoth's fart is no match for sid the sloth's fart.
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your "farts" are no match against my spritzee, and its febreze attack!
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Yes, but your Spritzee is nothing compared to my hockey stick.
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I'll break your hockey stick with a table!
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Your table will get stomped by my chair
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Your chair will be shredded by my chainsaw.
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Your chainsaw will get ruined by my lava
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Water will turn that lava into obsidian (no, don't ask me if I play minecraft)
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I've got a Nightmare Pickaxe to deal with that obsidian!
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If you have insomnia, you won't have any nightmares, pickaxe-based or not!
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You're insomnia is no match for my sleeping pills!!
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Just watch me feed your sleeping pills to a cobra!
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Your cobra is no match at all for this heavy truck's tires!
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Truck tires lost to the mighty knife of piercing!
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The might knife of piercing becomes blunt due to the unbreakable stone of unbreakableness.
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I doubt your "unbreakable" stone of unbreakableness can survive in lava...
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Even (normal) lava can't do anything against the power of... err... The One Ring!
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Your one ring is no match against my err.......... Gollum.
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Your Gollum is no match for my hot pit of lava in Mordor!
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Hot pits of lava in mordor are no match for Elves!
(like the lord of the rings reference) |
Your elves are no match for my pokemon team.
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Quote:
Spoiler:
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Your dream team will suffer from my Flame Tanks
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Your Flame Tanks lose to my meteor...
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Your meteor shall be eaten by my pet Metroid! I call it Bill...
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Your Metroid has no chance against my Bill Blaster! (You know, those things that shoot Bullet Bills at you in Mario games)
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Oh nooooooooooo (Mr. Bill reference hehe). Luckily, your Bill Blaster was pecked to pieces sat on by my Fat Chocobo! How he got up to do it I don't know...
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Your fat chocobo will never beat my Dr. Pepper cans! >:3
It will drink all of them and EXPLODE!!!!!!!! |
Your Dr. Pepper can is nothing against my incinerator!
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Your incinerator is nothing compared to this nuclear reactor!
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Your Nuclear reactor is nothing against my Peace Loving Protesters!
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Your Peace Loving Protestors are nothing against my army of flying robots with built-in laser cannons!
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Your flying robots are not bad enough to stop my battle android!
Now, since I'm feeling weird... ***Warning: The rest of this post contains a cracky Xenosaga-Pokemon crossover. Reader discretion is advised.*** Kirsch: KOS-MOS! I choose you! KOS-MOS: ... Kirsch: Use R-CANNON! *KOS-MOS ignored your orders!* Kirsch: @#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!! |
Your battle android is destroyed by a giant gorilla.
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Your giant gorilla is attacked and killed by Godzilla!
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Godzilla is attacked by planes while he was climbing the Sears Tower.
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The planes are shot down by UFOs! Oh no!
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But the UFO's pounced upon and crushed by my Giant Frog!
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Well, my Collosal Zapdos zaps yo frog! >:D
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My miniature Moltress beats your Colossal Zapdos because... it's a cooler Pokemon! xP
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Oh noes! The LOLWUT pear slobbered on your Moltres and made it faint! :O
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