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Nakala Pri December 28th, 2013 11:38 PM

The OH apple knocked out your pear! >:D

classiccartoonsftw December 29th, 2013 1:06 AM

Your OH apple is no match for the Peanut Butter Jelly banana!

Nakala Pri December 29th, 2013 4:20 AM

Your peanut jelly banana is no match for my spork! >:D

Jiggly Jello December 29th, 2013 11:05 PM

There is no spork! At least not after Morrain the Hyperborean giant eats it!

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 4:52 AM

Your Morrain the Hyperborean giant is no match for my magus titan! >:D

White Raven December 30th, 2013 11:24 AM

magus titan? pfft. come at my chopsticks

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 7:11 PM

Your chopsticks are no match for my Asian! >:D

Akromaric December 30th, 2013 7:15 PM

Your Asian is no match for my oversized paper shredder!

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 8:45 PM

Your oversized paper shredder is no match for my foot! *kicks it!*

Jiggly Jello December 30th, 2013 9:03 PM

Your foot shall become burned off your body due to the radiating heat of my, get ready for it....

OVERSIZED CHEESEBURGER!!!

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 9:31 PM

Your oversized cheeseburger is no match for my COLOSSAL CHEESE TOASTIE!!

Jiggly Jello December 30th, 2013 9:34 PM

Your COLOSSAL CHEESE TOASTIE is no match for my Cute Kitten Sweater!

Nakala Pri December 30th, 2013 9:43 PM

Your Cute Kitten Swear is no match for my Adorable Puppy T-shirt!

Jiggly Jello December 30th, 2013 9:51 PM

Your Adorable Puppy T-Shirt vomits and dies from the sheer awesomeness of my real life Pikachu!

Akromaric December 31st, 2013 7:22 AM

Your real life Pikachu is no match for my firetruck!
*runs the Pikachu over*

classiccartoonsftw January 1st, 2014 3:29 AM

Your firetruck is useless against my pirate ship!

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 5:09 AM

Your Pirate Ship is nothing compared to my battalion of Dwarves! >:D

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 9:19 AM

Your battalion of Dwarves will Trigger a collective fear response, due to my Extraterrestrial Paperweight Of Channel Hopping (codename EPOCH ;) )

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 6:36 PM

Your EPOCH is no match for my Nathan! :D

Mark Kamill January 1st, 2014 7:21 PM

Your nathan is no match for my nancy.

Hyzenthlay January 1st, 2014 8:33 PM

Your Nancy couldn't scratch my Legolas! <3

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 9:31 PM

Lemme tell you something Lord Of The Rings Fan! Your Legolas is no match for my Appoplexian.

V-Create January 1st, 2014 10:19 PM

Well well well.. Appoplexian as in Ben10?! You are no match for my ALIEN X MWAHAHHA

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V-Create (Post 8017620)
Well well well.. Appoplexian as in Ben10?!


Ben 10 indeed. While your Alien X is arguing with itself, it will be crushed to oblivion by my dump truck of death!

Nakala Pri January 1st, 2014 10:41 PM

Your dump truck of death is no match for my gigantic guinea pig! :D

Jiggly Jello January 1st, 2014 10:45 PM

Your gigantic guinea pig will shart itself and flee in terror before my Flesh Eating Snowman!

Hyzenthlay January 2nd, 2014 3:52 AM

Your flesh-eating snowman couldn't last a second against my flamethrower! >:D

Volkner. January 2nd, 2014 3:56 AM

Your Flamethrower cant stand a chance against my ice cube. Pfft.

Jiggly Jello January 2nd, 2014 4:15 AM

Your Ice Cube shall be utterly thwarted by my Ice Cube Tray!

Mark Kamill January 2nd, 2014 5:07 AM

And your ice cube tray is no match for my blow dryer!

Hyzenthlay January 2nd, 2014 5:56 AM

Your blow dryer is overwhelmed by Legolas's amazing sexy-ness!

Victreebel's Bro January 2nd, 2014 3:24 PM

Legolas's overwhelming sexiness is not match for the Eye of Sauron! (I think)

Jiggly Jello January 2nd, 2014 5:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victreebel's Bro (Post 8018847)
Legolas's overwhelming sexiness is not match for the Eye of Sauron! (I think)

Sounds legit. However, your Eye Of Sauron crumbles before my secret weapon: the overbearing mother-in-law!

Nakala Pri January 2nd, 2014 11:37 PM

Your overbearing mother-in-law is no match for my crystal sword! >:D

Ultramarine January 2nd, 2014 11:59 PM

Your crystal sword is no match for my Cyclops and his laser vision.

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 12:50 AM

Your Cyclops with laser vision is no match for my SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS!!

Treetwig January 3rd, 2014 4:30 AM

Your SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS is no match for my SOCKS

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 4:33 AM

Your SOCKS are no match for my washing machine! >:D

Treetwig January 3rd, 2014 4:43 AM

Your washing machine is no match for my ummm....aa...UNPLUG CORD JUTSU!

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 5:19 AM

Your UNPLUG CORD JUTSU is no match for my inner koala demon! >:D

Treetwig January 3rd, 2014 5:46 AM

Your inner koala demon is no match for my inner Kung fu panda demon >:)

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 5:55 AM

Yo kung fu demon is no match for my evil cat! >:D

Hyzenthlay January 3rd, 2014 8:41 AM

Your evil cat is afraid of guinea pigs. xD

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 9:51 PM

Your guinea pig's are no match for my battalion of... wait for it...

LEGOLAS CLONES!! :D

classiccartoonsftw January 4th, 2014 2:38 AM

Your Legolas clones are no match for Rocket Racer!

In case you don't know him...


Volkner. January 4th, 2014 12:59 PM

Your Rocket Racer is no match for my... Luxray.


In a santa costume!

Hyzenthlay January 4th, 2014 8:40 PM

Your little Luxray in a santa costume melts in the presence of... Johnny Depp! :D

Nakala Pri January 4th, 2014 10:12 PM

Your Johnny Depp is no match for my... TIM BURTON!! >:D

Kanzler January 4th, 2014 10:18 PM

Your Tim Burton is no match for my ... PETER JACKSON! srs tho i love lotr so so much...

Ultramarine January 4th, 2014 10:22 PM

Your PETER JACKSON falls to the fact that I don't know who that is.
(Feel free to start your next sentence with "your ignorance..." Or don't).

Kanzler January 4th, 2014 10:27 PM

Your ignorance is no match for my .. ABILITY TO IGNORE YOUR IGNORANCE.

Ultramarine January 4th, 2014 10:35 PM

Your ability to ignore my ignorance is destroyed by my ability to ignore you ignoring my ignorance.

Kanzler January 4th, 2014 10:37 PM

Your ability to ignore me ignoring your ignorance is no match for ...

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/113114/2660993-yo_dawg.jpg

Nakala Pri January 4th, 2014 10:42 PM

Your... whoever he is is no match for my:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e593ab0589d5f1b389e4dfbcce2bce20/tumblr_mub8mpSblS1skayato1_400.gif

Ultramarine January 4th, 2014 11:03 PM

Yes it is.

Your fancy thing is no match for my dagger.

Kanzler January 4th, 2014 11:06 PM

Your dagger is no match for my SCROLL FOR DAGGER FOR ATT 60%!

Nakala Pri January 4th, 2014 11:08 PM

Your SCROLL FOR DAGGER FOR ATT 60% is no match for my...

WOLF GOD MORO!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!! *munches on arm*

classiccartoonsftw January 5th, 2014 1:56 AM

Wolf God Moro will fall to the Norse god Odin!

Nakala Pri January 5th, 2014 2:19 AM

Your Norse goblin Odin is no match for my Valkyrie Knight, Lightning Farron! Get it? xD

Kanzler January 5th, 2014 11:20 AM

Lightning Farron is no match for ... Lightning! okay admittedly she's not admin anymore and the name's changed but still

Dragon_Trainer_ January 11th, 2014 10:36 PM

Lightning?! No match for my Powers of Thunder!!!

Nakala Pri January 11th, 2014 10:38 PM

Your Power of Thunder is no freaken match for my SAKURA HARUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

classiccartoonsftw January 11th, 2014 11:59 PM

Your Sakura Haruno stands no chance against MaloMyotismon!

Manish Panday January 12th, 2014 12:07 AM

Your mymalotismon is a baby against my Charizard

Nakala Pri January 12th, 2014 12:30 AM

be warned, ive got mah arm in a sling so i cant type right ;-;

yo baby charizard is no match for my foot xD

Dragon_Trainer_ January 18th, 2014 12:42 AM

Your foot is no match for my Chain Saw
Haha! The Chain Saw massacre is going down again!!!

Fernbutter January 18th, 2014 2:28 AM

Your chainsaw is no match for my double chainsaw!!

tomatpojke January 28th, 2014 1:47 PM

Your double chainsaw is no match for my nuclear warhead!

Nakala Pri January 28th, 2014 11:30 PM

Your nuclear warhead is no match for my biscuit! >:D

An Guarde! C:<

TY January 29th, 2014 1:07 AM

Your biscuit is utterly dreadful against TotalBiscuit >:D

Nakala Pri January 29th, 2014 1:44 AM

YOUR TOTALBISCUIT SHALL DIE UNDER THE MIGHT OF MY HIVE-COVERED ELBOOOOOOOW!! >:D

Fernbutter January 29th, 2014 3:03 AM

HA HAH! Your ... h-hive covered elbow?! ... you win.
BUT I CAN EASILY COMPETE WITH MY LEVEL 5 MAGIKARP!

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 8:58 AM

Your level 5 Magikarp is no match for... LAND!
Yup, that's all it takes...

Nordk January 29th, 2014 10:24 AM

Your land is no match for my shovel!

TY January 29th, 2014 10:37 AM

your shovel is nothing against my Overlord

Kanzler January 29th, 2014 10:38 AM

Your Overlord is no match for my Missile Turret.

TY January 29th, 2014 10:40 AM

Your Missile Turret will fear my SCV >:D

Kanzler January 29th, 2014 10:47 AM

Your SCV is devoured by my first two zerglings.

Nakala Pri January 29th, 2014 11:22 PM

Your two Zerglings are no match for Gracia, the daughter of the famous Warlord! >:D

Fernbutter January 30th, 2014 1:01 AM

Gracia, the daughter of the famous Warlord is no match for the famous Warlord!

classiccartoonsftw January 30th, 2014 7:27 AM

The famous Warlord is no match for Mitsuhide and his Lapras!

Nordk January 30th, 2014 9:09 PM

Lapras is no match for my powerful yo-yo!

Nakala Pri January 30th, 2014 10:44 PM

Your powerful yo-yo is no match for my MISMAGIUUUUUUS!!

classiccartoonsftw January 31st, 2014 1:10 AM

Your Mismagius stands no chance against my Gengar!

TY January 31st, 2014 1:13 AM

Your Gengar gets sliced apart by my Dark Templar

Nakala Pri January 31st, 2014 1:20 AM

YOUR DARK TEMPLAR SHALL DIE UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE AMBIPOM OF LEGEND, THE CREATOR OF WORLDS AND THE CHOSEN ONE, WHO WAS CRAFTED BY THE GODS TO SAVE CHEESE TOASTIE LAAAAND!

Fernbutter January 31st, 2014 5:31 AM

... your uh, thing

is no match for my cheese toastie

classiccartoonsftw February 2nd, 2014 5:11 AM

Your cheese toastie is pathetic compared to the Big City Slider Station!

Nakala Pri February 2nd, 2014 8:02 PM

Your Big City Slider Station is no match for my METAL TOOTH I'VE STILL SAVED!! >:D

Treetwig February 4th, 2014 6:24 AM

Your metal tooth is no match for my metal dentures

classiccartoonsftw February 4th, 2014 9:55 AM

Your metal dentures won't survive against my Bulky Bob-omb!

Nurse Joy February 4th, 2014 12:04 PM

Your Bob-omb shall fall before my Chain Chomp

Treetwig February 5th, 2014 2:40 AM

Your chain chomp is nothing against my Goomba

Fernbutter February 5th, 2014 2:54 AM

Your pathetic goomba is no match for my MARIO!!

Treetwig February 5th, 2014 3:02 AM

Your Noob NU Weakling Mario is no match for my Princess peach! >:D

classiccartoonsftw February 5th, 2014 7:31 AM

Your Princess Peach stands no chance against Bowser!

Arma February 5th, 2014 9:32 AM

Bowser cannot possibly win against a rubber ducky!

isthatyoudan February 5th, 2014 6:42 PM

A rubber ducky is no match for a band of crazy toddlers!

boss-squirtle-man February 5th, 2014 6:46 PM

your band of crazy toddlers is no match for my super nanny!

classiccartoonsftw February 6th, 2014 7:41 AM

Your super nanny is no match for Eric Cartman!


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