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The OH apple knocked out your pear! >:D
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Your OH apple is no match for the Peanut Butter Jelly banana!
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Your peanut jelly banana is no match for my spork! >:D
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There is no spork! At least not after Morrain the Hyperborean giant eats it!
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Your Morrain the Hyperborean giant is no match for my magus titan! >:D
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magus titan? pfft. come at my chopsticks
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Your chopsticks are no match for my Asian! >:D
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Your Asian is no match for my oversized paper shredder!
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Your oversized paper shredder is no match for my foot! *kicks it!*
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Your foot shall become burned off your body due to the radiating heat of my, get ready for it....
OVERSIZED CHEESEBURGER!!! |
Your oversized cheeseburger is no match for my COLOSSAL CHEESE TOASTIE!!
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Your COLOSSAL CHEESE TOASTIE is no match for my Cute Kitten Sweater!
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Your Cute Kitten Swear is no match for my Adorable Puppy T-shirt!
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Your Adorable Puppy T-Shirt vomits and dies from the sheer awesomeness of my real life Pikachu!
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Your real life Pikachu is no match for my firetruck!
*runs the Pikachu over* |
Your firetruck is useless against my pirate ship!
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Your Pirate Ship is nothing compared to my battalion of Dwarves! >:D
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Your battalion of Dwarves will Trigger a collective fear response, due to my Extraterrestrial Paperweight Of Channel Hopping (codename EPOCH ;) )
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Your EPOCH is no match for my Nathan! :D
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Your nathan is no match for my nancy.
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Your Nancy couldn't scratch my Legolas! <3
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Lemme tell you something Lord Of The Rings Fan! Your Legolas is no match for my Appoplexian.
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Well well well.. Appoplexian as in Ben10?! You are no match for my ALIEN X MWAHAHHA |
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Ben 10 indeed. While your Alien X is arguing with itself, it will be crushed to oblivion by my dump truck of death! |
Your dump truck of death is no match for my gigantic guinea pig! :D
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Your gigantic guinea pig will shart itself and flee in terror before my Flesh Eating Snowman!
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Your flesh-eating snowman couldn't last a second against my flamethrower! >:D
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Your Flamethrower cant stand a chance against my ice cube. Pfft.
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Your Ice Cube shall be utterly thwarted by my Ice Cube Tray!
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And your ice cube tray is no match for my blow dryer!
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Your blow dryer is overwhelmed by Legolas's amazing sexy-ness!
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Legolas's overwhelming sexiness is not match for the Eye of Sauron! (I think)
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Your overbearing mother-in-law is no match for my crystal sword! >:D
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Your crystal sword is no match for my Cyclops and his laser vision.
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Your Cyclops with laser vision is no match for my SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS!!
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Your SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS is no match for my SOCKS
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Your SOCKS are no match for my washing machine! >:D
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Your washing machine is no match for my ummm....aa...UNPLUG CORD JUTSU!
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Your UNPLUG CORD JUTSU is no match for my inner koala demon! >:D
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Your inner koala demon is no match for my inner Kung fu panda demon >:)
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Yo kung fu demon is no match for my evil cat! >:D
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Your evil cat is afraid of guinea pigs. xD
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Your guinea pig's are no match for my battalion of... wait for it...
LEGOLAS CLONES!! :D |
Your Legolas clones are no match for Rocket Racer!
In case you don't know him... Spoiler:
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Your Rocket Racer is no match for my... Luxray.
In a santa costume! |
Your little Luxray in a santa costume melts in the presence of... Johnny Depp! :D
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Your Johnny Depp is no match for my... TIM BURTON!! >:D
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Your Tim Burton is no match for my ... PETER JACKSON! srs tho i love lotr so so much...
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Your PETER JACKSON falls to the fact that I don't know who that is.
(Feel free to start your next sentence with "your ignorance..." Or don't). |
Your ignorance is no match for my .. ABILITY TO IGNORE YOUR IGNORANCE.
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Your ability to ignore my ignorance is destroyed by my ability to ignore you ignoring my ignorance.
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Your ability to ignore me ignoring your ignorance is no match for ...
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Your... whoever he is is no match for my:
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Yes it is.
Your fancy thing is no match for my dagger. |
Your dagger is no match for my SCROLL FOR DAGGER FOR ATT 60%!
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Your SCROLL FOR DAGGER FOR ATT 60% is no match for my...
WOLF GOD MORO!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!! *munches on arm* |
Wolf God Moro will fall to the Norse god Odin!
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Your Norse goblin Odin is no match for my Valkyrie Knight, Lightning Farron! Get it? xD
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Lightning Farron is no match for ... Lightning! okay admittedly she's not admin anymore and the name's changed but still
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Lightning?! No match for my Powers of Thunder!!!
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Your Power of Thunder is no freaken match for my SAKURA HARUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D
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Your Sakura Haruno stands no chance against MaloMyotismon!
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Your mymalotismon is a baby against my Charizard
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be warned, ive got mah arm in a sling so i cant type right ;-;
yo baby charizard is no match for my foot xD |
Your foot is no match for my Chain Saw
Haha! The Chain Saw massacre is going down again!!! |
Your chainsaw is no match for my double chainsaw!!
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Your double chainsaw is no match for my nuclear warhead!
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Your nuclear warhead is no match for my biscuit! >:D
An Guarde! C:< |
Your biscuit is utterly dreadful against TotalBiscuit >:D
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YOUR TOTALBISCUIT SHALL DIE UNDER THE MIGHT OF MY HIVE-COVERED ELBOOOOOOOW!! >:D
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HA HAH! Your ... h-hive covered elbow?! ... you win.
BUT I CAN EASILY COMPETE WITH MY LEVEL 5 MAGIKARP! |
Your level 5 Magikarp is no match for... LAND!
Yup, that's all it takes... |
Your land is no match for my shovel!
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your shovel is nothing against my Overlord
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Your Overlord is no match for my Missile Turret.
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Your Missile Turret will fear my SCV >:D
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Your SCV is devoured by my first two zerglings.
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Your two Zerglings are no match for Gracia, the daughter of the famous Warlord! >:D
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Gracia, the daughter of the famous Warlord is no match for the famous Warlord!
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The famous Warlord is no match for Mitsuhide and his Lapras!
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Lapras is no match for my powerful yo-yo!
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Your powerful yo-yo is no match for my MISMAGIUUUUUUS!!
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Your Mismagius stands no chance against my Gengar!
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Your Gengar gets sliced apart by my Dark Templar
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YOUR DARK TEMPLAR SHALL DIE UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE AMBIPOM OF LEGEND, THE CREATOR OF WORLDS AND THE CHOSEN ONE, WHO WAS CRAFTED BY THE GODS TO SAVE CHEESE TOASTIE LAAAAND!
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... your uh, thing
is no match for my cheese toastie |
Your cheese toastie is pathetic compared to the Big City Slider Station!
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Your Big City Slider Station is no match for my METAL TOOTH I'VE STILL SAVED!! >:D
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Your metal tooth is no match for my metal dentures
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Your metal dentures won't survive against my Bulky Bob-omb!
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Your Bob-omb shall fall before my Chain Chomp
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Your chain chomp is nothing against my Goomba
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Your pathetic goomba is no match for my MARIO!!
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Your Noob NU Weakling Mario is no match for my Princess peach! >:D
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Your Princess Peach stands no chance against Bowser!
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Bowser cannot possibly win against a rubber ducky!
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A rubber ducky is no match for a band of crazy toddlers!
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your band of crazy toddlers is no match for my super nanny!
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Your super nanny is no match for Eric Cartman!
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