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Tig's Apartment
ph33r, ph0r this is Tig's Apartment, one rule: No posting lots of words in a post and flaming
Oh and no chewing gum XD |
*throws gum away* Darn...
*squirrel jumps on Tig* Fluffy! THERE you are! I've been looking all over for you! *picks up squirrel* Good boy. *pets it* |
The squirrel is an ally! *blasts ninja chicken*
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*turns into a raccoon* *says something in Raccoonian and sniffs Tig's shoe*
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So what else are we suppose to do here?
*spits gum away* |
*throws everyone in the chamber* o.o;;
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*throws spam-flavoured gum at the wall*
Light RPs are annoyingly fun. ^_^ |
*says something in angry Racconian about the chamber* *bites Tig*
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I love you Tig! *glomps* How are you today?
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*bites Tig's ankles again*
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Wow,we've got cannibals here.....
*sticks gum under table* |
I like eggs... *throws an egg at Jeniffer*
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Wow,thats gotta hurt.
*throws eggs at tig* |
*bursts through the door matrix style (if there is one XD)* alright all you yellow bellies! Liz's in the...apartment! XD *steps in front of tig, egg get's thrown at me* HIKI!!! *blasts hellokitty flowers at Hiki* XD
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Egg throwing contest?I'm gonna win!*throws yoshi eggs(they explode)
at everyone* |
hey! 'sup! *dodges flying eggs* I think I came at the wrong time..XD
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Blasts everyone with RY3NO* o.O
Do not attack Jennifer! (p33r me, I alteredmy name a bit) |
Argh!!!!!! Hay Fever!!!!!!
*starts sneezing by the flowers effect* |
No, RY3NO is a big gun that kills you :P
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*throws pie at tig*
This will put my mind at ease. |
*walks in*
*spots the gum stuck to the wall* yay! gum! yummm spam flavored, my fav ! :) |
*Eats pie and jumps in a QBUBBLEBEAM*
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QBUBBLEBEAM?... I dont know what it is,but it sounds scary....
*runs* |
Are you scared to be a little QUET?
Um... |
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*jumps onto table* |
*gives the badger/raccoon a mushroom, MUSHROOM*
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*scuttles in and hops in laundrey basket*
This is where I live... I have no home... :( |
*random squirrel eats your basket*
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Mr Squirrel you think you're so tough?! *squirrel nods* Awww... :(
*goes to live in inside dumpster* |
XD
*gives Squirrel Steel armour* |
*Steals Squirrels Steal Armour*
Heh.. *Smashes something at wherever Z happens to be living now* *Becomes invisible and just stands there* |
*fires a Rift Inducer that creates a black hole and sucks LH in* o.O
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EH!
EEEEHHH!!!!! Not fair. Cheat. You cheat. *Gets sucked into Black Hole* *Pops back up right behind Tig* I'll be watching you.. *Becomes invisible again* |
Hmmm... Maybe we shouldn't make the showers visible...
*tracks down Lion Heart and threatens to steal things from him and points in *ahem* there* |
o.O *teleports to planet Gorda*
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Hey I never meant to do that.
*Fires Explosive Kangaroo Tail Nuclear Warhead Missile Launcher at Planet Gorda* Let's see you get out of THAT one. *Fire another one with a tracker to hunt down Tig* Why'd you point me to the Hell Dungeon Hole from Hell (toilet <_<)?? |
*gets in QBUBBLEspaceship and blasts the kangaroo thinger back at LH and eats the tracker and explodes, comes alive again and strangles LH with a Quantum Whip* oO
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Agh get this thing off me! What is this thing made of it's all slimey! *Tries to wrench it off but hand slips* *Magically appears in Tig's ship and flies away* *Fire random things at Tig* Wait. I can't see her anymore. Eep. |
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Awfully early for the 4th of July eh? *throws mushroom* |
*Eats mushroom*
OOooohhh.. It's one of THOSE "Magical Mushrooms". Why thank you Hiki.. Hehehahahehehehaha *Feels very, verrrryyy... reellaxeedddd* *Suddenyl gets a burst of energy and uppercuts a cloud* |
*zaps everyone with a Tesla Claw* oO
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Ow!
I'm allergic to Tesla! *Burns Tig with a Mountain Dew bottle* Buurrnn. |
*melts and comes abck alive as nitrogen and jumps on LH*
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*shoots HI with the Rynocirator*
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*runs and hides under table*
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*Sees an apartment with Tig's name in neon letters, runs in and sees posters of Winona upon entering* Yup, this is where the invitation I didn't get said to go. What's going on? *Sees tons of stuff happening that defy physics and sciency stuff* Oooooooooooooooooooooo... Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice... *Throws away all 12345612467 packs of gum I have* There! No rule breaking now!
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*eats the table and spits it out everywhere*
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I'm allergic to nitrogen aswell. Cheat.
*Fires a Meg Blaster in Tig's face* *Jumps up and blasts dark away with it aswell. On Hyper Active mode* |
Tig entered cheesecake mode!
*uses a skyscraper as a sword and swings it around everywhere* OO |
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He likes Flannery *holds Flannery hostage* oO
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*feeds HI to Rayquaza*
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Aaaahhhh!!!!
*feeds tig to Absalone* |
Absalone?
Not that thing again. *Blows Absalone away with a Banana Blaster* *Throws Hiki in a bin* |
*bin starts jumping around*
Eeww.....casserole.... |
Oh hey, that's my casserole buddy.
*Is going to sleep now (for real)* *Just kinda falls asleep on the floor* |
Man,once I get my Tomahawk mode,you are all so dead!
*squeezes out of bin* |
Uses the Milennium Dome as a shield for all oncoming attacks
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*wrangles milennium dome*
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What does wrangle mean?!
*holds you hostage with chopsticks* |
*Revives hell_born.*
He got banned. *hell_born. burns your little chopsticks and blasts them to hell* *I then smash all windows in tig's apartment* *Tears off Hiki's mask* *BRING BACK HELL_BORN./DANIAL* *Goes insane and starts to "wrangle" everything in site* |
But my apartment has no windows!
*bounces around in padded room* |
What the?
You changed it. I swear there was windows - Hence the smashed glass. *Starts to rip up the padded walls* I know there were windows here. And howcome everytime I walk through THERE *points at weird shaped door* I end up HERE. |
It's 'cuz of that floating ornage over there
LH: Porange? Tig: ORANGE |
*Transforms to Tomahawk Overlord*
Who's your daddy?! |
*bursts in with lotsa Winona plushies* Fwee-hee, FANGIRL TIME! *throws a Winona plushie at Tig*
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Are they life-size plushies? o.o
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*Instills pure evilness into all Winona dolls*
*They start to burn up inside and catch on fire* Woah.. Too much evilness. Has to be Porange.. I mean ORANGE. *Appears behind Porange* MwahahahahAHAHGAHHAHA *Pulls out plastic chop stick* You're mine now buddy. Time to LEARN.. *Stabs ORANGE and throws dead ORANGE at Tig* *Whops Hiki overhead and steals his transformation. Who's YOUR daddy!? |
*Orders all the plushies to attack LH*
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*exorcises the evil from the Winona plushies and makes them life-size* There ya go! *huggles her own Winona plushie*
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*makes hers real* whoa *faints*
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*Burns all Winona plushies that attacks him*
*Kicks Winona plushies* *Wonders where he can get a Christina Aguilera "plushie"* *Pushes TIP through weird shaped door* Woah.. where'd she go? |
*has gone into the land of Wallace plushies* Hmm...If I bring some of these back, will Tig kill me?
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Only if you keep them unreal 0=)
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Wait, you mean you'll kill me if I keep them unreal, or you'll kill me if I DON'T keep them unreal? I'm guessing it's the latter...*still clutching Wallace plushie*
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Hehe, can't you get MSN TIP?
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You mean MSN messenger? 'Cuz my problem with IMs is that messenger icon...it appears in the taskbar, and my parents will BUST MY *** if they see it.
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Aww =(
So i guess you can't get it then... |
I REALLY, REALLY want to, 'cuz I've also got other friends from other boards who want to chat with me on MSN messenger, but if I got caught using the internet on my laptop...I'd never be able to use the net again. Parents are t3h 3bil. *clings to Wallace plushie and mopes*
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Can you get your own laptop/computer?
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No.
Well maybe. I don't know. *Burns Wallace dolls* |
What I meant is that yes, I have my own, and my parents intentionally did not give me an internet connection for it. However, I kinda found a way to circumvent that...which is why I'd be SO DEAD if they found out.
*resurrects Wallace plushies* ;P |
What's your name I'm going to make you a fanclub =p
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:O
You cheat. Ripping your parents out like that.. :P *Burns them all again* *AND burns those Winona dolls* Was that a Christina Aguilera doll I just saw????? *Starts running to it but is kept in same place* What the? TIG FIX THIS GRAVITY THING WOULD YOU |
:P
Mwahaha *puts nuetrons in LH's pockets* |
HEY!
They burn buddy. *Rips neutrons out and somehow actually moves now* It's gone. I missed the doll. :( *Hears the song Crying by Roy Orbison come out of no where* Huh? I never saw a Stereo system here.. Where is it? Turn it up! *Keeps blasting those annoying attacking Winona dolls* |
*gives 'em M16's*
Now beg for me or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 |
*Looks at an entire army of M16 wielding Winona's that somehow fitted into Tig's Apartment*
*Insert Blank stare 1* *Insert Blank stare 2* *Insert Blank stare 3* Okay. *Gets on knees and begs to Winona* Make them go away. Or I'll blast them all to pieces, it's for their sake, honest. *Looks up at entire army again* ..Why are there so many of them? |
*clones them again and makes you swear on your life you won't be mean to Winona in any way, shape or form* XD
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Okay.
Too many of em. *Does exactly what Tig says* *Telekenetically burns all WALLACE dolls* *Is still blank from how many Winona dolls have fitted into Tig's lounge room* |
*nods to machine that enlargens rooms*
What?! Oh you must be punished now for making TIP angry, although she's offline, I can sense she will go spur XD |
That MACHINE is probably the reason I couldn't get to that CHRISTINA AGUILERA DOLL!
*Kicks into machine* Yes, I know there is an army of Winona dolls watching me. Making TIP angry? *Fires a Guided Kamikaze Squirtle Masher missile at TIP - Wherever she may be* LET'S see how angry she gets NOW. |
The Incarnation Pokemon *clones her*
Watch out, she may bite you... |
Yeah I noticed.
*Looks at gaping whole in arm* Yep. Definately noticed. *Lights Tig on fire with a torch* |
*bounces around and sets LH on fire*
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Oh how utterly thoughtful of you.
Setting me alight like that. I just love the feeling of having my skin melt away on me, it's truly exhilerating.... *Looks at fire and it disappears* Hm. *Throws a surfboard at whoever pops up next* |
*Gets knocked out by a surfboard* x_x
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