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Because ash is a wimp (duh).
Hypno fell asleep. |
cause ash was talking to him
all pokemon want to roast ash |
because the little twerp deserves it.
Alakazam wants to cast Magic Missile |
but the other pokemon said to alakazam thats no attack
pikachu said to ash walk to h*ll |
And As Did It!
Why Ash Did Walk To H*ll? |
Because he thought it seemed like a jolly nice place.
Charizard became a vegetarian. |
Charizard had some bad experience on a steak.
Pikachu lost it's tail. |
Because it went a bit too close to a hungry Trapinch.
Mawile took up a dancing lessons. |
cause bellosem said you cant dance
pikachu wants to be mistys pokemon |
because Ash is hitting on Pikachu. (You know it's true)
Flareon went to an anger-management course... |
Cause He Burned Hes Own House In Hes Rage ^^
Ninjask Stared At Shedinja |
Because he thought shedinja was the best looking pokemon around (apart from him, reffering to that shedinja is actually ninjask's old shell)
Zangoose ate a pie. |
Cause He Don't Like Cookies
Rattata Teleported To Real World And Saw A Mouse |
And tried to pick up a fight with it.
Mewtwo was ballet dancing. |
because he had been dared into it by Mew.
Heracross wanted to become a lumberjack |
Because it found out its father was a beaver.
Charizards flame turned to gelatin. |
But he wishes he would have been a girly just like his dear papa.
Togepi robbed a house. |
It needed money for a ferrari.
Aipom turned green. |
Cuase He Put On His Green Aipom Suit
Meoth Wants To Kiss Jessie |
cos he is under a spell
Jessie is leving team rocket |
She got tired of being beaten by Ash.
Misty married Ash |
Because they loved eachother from the beggining (duh)
Regice went into a refriguator. |
cause he thaugt he wouldnt melt
brock wants to steal luvdisc of misty |
Because brock is a little girly and thinks luvdiscs are both strong and cute.
Regirock had a date with a seviper. |
they were on a reality show
Sceptiles liked the Houndooms |
Quote:
And then killed her Salamence too And then it went for a well earned meal Of Ash's Pikachu. |
cause he was mad he killed the blastoise and salamence
and then he was hungry and couldnt find a wingul donalds or burger slowking so he saw ash walking with his pikachu and thaugt then i will eat that delicus looking pikachu pikachu wants to be a g*y |
Uh, it likes the girls and wants to be like them?
Pikachu held a barbacue. |
Because he tought it was a sock
Lugia is flying on a town... |
cause ho-ho said it was fun
pikachu said pi pi pika pikaa chu to ash (that means let my friends free a*ho*le) |
It was practicing its cursing.
Electrode fell in love with a Bob-Omb. |
They both explode anyway.
Espeon went goth style. |
Espeon wanted to be an umbreon
Ash's pikachu evolved (finely!) |
Because people were sick and tired of a Pikachu so the creators of the anime series wanted to try something new to bring in money.
Lickitung wanted a haircut... |
he over did hair growth formula
Ash's Raichu became a canable, ate sparky (richey's Pikachu) and said it was crunchy >:-) |
OMG, that's all I say, because Pikachu wanted to make Pokemon PG-13
Skarmory was struck by lightning. |
Because he wanted to be a lightning rod
Delcatty lost in American Idol |
Who said it had a good voice? LOL
Latias decided to move to Hoenn. |
Because Latios is in Johto
Rayquaza decided to blast Ash. |
Ash tried to capture it
Houndoom tried to kill Misty |
Because misty said her starmie could beat the snot out of Houndoom.
Sudowoodo shaked his groove thing ^^. |
cause thats a sign that it wants love with an other sudowoodo
tyranitar says to wynaut that dragon122 is famous but then wynaut says no smarty arty is famous and tyranitar used hyper beam on wynaut |
Which Wynaut naturally countered, winning the argument. Although Cradily would have been more than happy to say that Alter Ego was more famous than either one of them.
Meganium became a professional wrestler... |
It started "Meganimania" as a result.
The Meganium later joined nWo... |
And I don't know what the heck that is.
Pikachu started thinking of getting a role in Fullmetal Alchemist. |
but exploded
nidoking says amaya wants to be a Fullmetal Alchemist |
um... this thread was over a month old and it's against the rules to revive old threads -.-
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Please don't revive threads over a month old.
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