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Ask A Stupid Question
Basically, ask the question above and make your own funny question :3
One rule: Be creative. Why food exists? |
Do u have belly button mr.?
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Why isn't Magikarp a lengendary pokemon?
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To answer the first 3 questions:
1. Because cats. Just cats. 2. No, that would be impossible due to the isosceles triangle congruence theorem. 3. Because Gamefreak doesn't recognize it's own genius. Where were you on the night of the 23rd at approximately 6:30 pm? |
Because I'm an owl
Why I am asking stupid questions? |
Why r we asking dumb questions? Mommy said im special
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Why isn't feebas legendary?
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Is me asking a stupid question stupid?
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What is a stupid question?
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What is a soul? Is it pink?
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Hey! There are no stupid questions! Only stupid people.
What time does Midnight Mass start? |
How do I post on this forum?
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Is my math final going to be hard? :V
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Is it possible for Magiks to karp?
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Is it possible to gyro dos?
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Why doesn't Pokemon just move to Xbox?
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Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. If one of the trains stops for a cheese danish at Hong Kong, how many fingers am I smoking?
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How do you legitimately rape someone?
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I thought it was ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, not spam as many stupid questions as you can?
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Can you read me a bedtime story?
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Of course I will.
Why not? |
Because bears will eat your face if you read goldilocks.
Is Obama a woman? ;-; |
It's his (her?) own personal thing.
Why do noodles remind me of hentai? |
Because you don't burp loud enough, obviously.
If I had to eat dirt, could you make it clean dirt? Please? |
WTF? You're supposed to clean the dirt, not me!
Could I survive cancer if I had AIDS? |
Yes, but you'd get uncurable scurvy instead.
What's love got to do with it? |
Well it...doesn't.
Who's canoli is in my bladder? |
Everyone's.
Do you happen to have a volcano I can borrow? |
Sure, I think it's in my sock pocket. And that sock is in the washer. Dangit.
Where's my pet Coywolf? I had him in the fridge just a second ago... |
I ated him.
Why do men have nipples? |
Because they lost their boobs when God kicked Adam out of the paradise.
Could you become drunk by eating bees or wasps? |
No, but bees ate all my family members and got high.
What letter am I thinking of? |
Alvin and the Chipmunks. The 47th letter of the alphabet.
Should i interrogate my tv? I think it took my sleeping bag. |
Is it asleep? That should clue you in.
How can Pokemon be real if our Nintendo consoles aren't real? |
Because then we'd be shooting fireballs underwater.
Why cant Metroid crawl? |
Which one?
Why can't Zelda jump? |
Cause Zelda's kidnapped.
How do I shoot web? |
With your MIND! Que dramatic music.
Is the sky blue? |
No they're green and the grass is blue.
Is there such thing as too much bacon? |
Only when there's too little eggs.
When is the next episode gonna air? |
Episode of what?
If you turned a question mark upside down, would it become an answer mark ¿ |
Maybe¿
If x=y and b=r and f=s; Does that mean Leonardo Di Caprio will finally get an Oscar? |
No because Oscar gets a Leonardo first!
Wub wub wubbidy wub wub???! |
Wubb*
Are you registered on PokeCommunity? |
I'm registered for anything.
Are you the warrior? |
I used to be, then I took an arrow to the knee.
What is the purpose of meaning? |
The meaning is to defeat you.
What goes around and comes around? |
Justin Timberlake.
Why did Pitbull and Ke$ha collab? |
DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH.
What are you doing shackled up in my basement? |
I was looking for my lost marbles.
What are you doing in my swamp? |
I've come to take it by force.
Are we there yet? |
No, the Navigator's broken!
Is the house done yet? |
Some Lighting juz blow it up!
Is school dead yet? |
No, it's still here.
Why people still use Macs? |
Cus Macs is going down, and stupid people still wanna support it
Why pokemon make me wanna love them? |
They are in constant need for a mother.
Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon? |
Me
Does Dinosaur eat poop? |
Only if they drink pee
Why am I feeling cold? |
Cus you are now on an big iceberg~
Can i get some coffee? |
Only if you stop playing that annoying theme music.
Where is the secret weapon? |
In the safe. Make it safe!
But will it blend? |
No!~
How can i lose to an ant? |
By the ant biting you
Can i smell my feet by dipping them in hot cheese while sitting in the fridge |
Yes.
Why does it have to be so hard to let go? I can tell myself I want to be happy. I can spend hours - days, even - wracking my head for something to convince myself that it's okay, that I'm worthy, that I'll get better. But like trying to grab greasy basketballs with one greasy mitten, I'm never able to; the memories of better times taunt me as they dance just out of my reach. My yearning to feel good again and constantly being let down brings into question whether I even know what it means to want it. My friends have been able to take their tragedies much more in stride. Some of them become cold, dead husks, but damn it all, foliage grows again in them eventually. Instead, I'm left with plastic flowers while galloping meadows of real ones vibrate tantalizingly just outside. I can't move, and it makes me so sick. And some of them just bounce right back. They're the really lucky ones. I'd like to drag one down to my level and show her just how deep and dismal the slums can be when you've been in the bourgeois your whole life. In an act lying uncomfortably between catharsis and plain hatred, I want them to feel what I feel, and I want to watch them cry and kick them. And they'll still be better than me. The last guy I was with used to flinch when I tried to grab him. I thought it was just him being the stoic, the cutely antisocial, him. I loved him. He put up with me, and what I thought was unimpressive I now see as saintdom. He usually let me run up and catch him anyway. Until the last time, that is. Why do I always hang myself up, primed for failure? Is it really such a god-damn crime to want to be happy? To want to take others along for the ride? Never to be satisfied with last place? Who wrote the laws, anyhow? I just want to be loved. I just want to be happy. I want to run up to someone, something and have him, her, it approach me in the same direction. Even meeting me a quarter of the way would be nice, instead of me having to meet him more than two-halves of the way after he runs away a little, even without meaning to. Why can't I have that? Why don't I deserve that? Why? |
Because you lack a chinchilla in your life.
Why can't sloppy joes be clean? |
Yes.
Where DON'T babies come from? |
eggs
Why do we ask stupid questions? |
It's usually estimated to be between 71.01 and 73.68, with a recently released 95% confidence interval ranging from 66.53% to 80.24%.
Why is Earth a square? |
Because the cow jumped over the moon.
Who is the piano man? |
The Spider-Man.
What is Winx? |
I think it's a cartoon with like, fairies and stuff?
Why vegetables? |
Because Green is not a creative color.
Who is the Muffin Man? |
Professor Elm.
If a Dialga walks into the bar, what colour are Ash' pants? |
The answer is yes.
How many fire hydrants can a dinosaur's teddy bear fit into a parking ticket? |
Fifteen, more or less.
What is life? |
A highway.
Is a sled a sled? |
A sled is a chair.
How do you chase mavericks? |
What is this fourm about ?
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Nothing but awesomeness
Can I eat a stylus? |
if u wanted
can uou get me ice cream? |
UOU CANNOT!
Why do we even peopel!? |
Because we even lift bra.
Where do babies come from? |
Ask your teacher
Can I cross breed my dog and my bird? |
Not until you cut my fingernails.
When is tomorrow? |
3 days after the eruption of Vesuvius.
Do you dare to be stupid? |
I don't DARE, I DO!!!
Why is even pokemon? |
Cause you still gotta catch 'em all.
Is mayonnaise an instrument? |
It depends. Is it miracle whip?
Why is called an ice cream sandwich? |
Because the bread froze in the fridge.
Why would you chicken out of the Great Pokemon Battle? |
You've been lied to, good sir. I OWN the Great Pokemon Battle.
What is the meaning of ice cream? |
The Ice Age.
Why are pointy objects sharp? |
Because sharp objects are pointy.
Why do tails smell? |
Cause it's where their mothers kissed from.
Who is George Washington? |
A wood addict.
What i can do with this axe? |
Throw it on a cute rabbit.
How should I thrust this knife into you? |
You should do it in your dreams. Do it IRL and my ghost will haunt you for life.
How does the world work? |
It works for everything.
Why i'm walking on water? |
it frozin watr.
how do i ev train?!!?!? |
With your fists!
How do I IV breed?!?! |
Shucks, I dunno! xD
Where do faces come from? ;-; |
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