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Flakey Bear December 27th, 2013 3:33 PM

Ask A Stupid Question
 
Basically, ask the question above and make your own funny question :3

One rule: Be creative.

Why food exists?

Demon Wolf January 5th, 2014 12:36 PM

Do u have belly button mr.?

Mr.Fish January 5th, 2014 1:56 PM

Why isn't Magikarp a lengendary pokemon?

Nordk January 5th, 2014 2:47 PM

To answer the first 3 questions:
1. Because cats. Just cats.
2. No, that would be impossible due to the isosceles triangle congruence theorem.
3. Because Gamefreak doesn't recognize it's own genius.
Where were you on the night of the 23rd at approximately 6:30 pm?

Treetwig January 6th, 2014 3:16 AM

Because I'm an owl

Why I am asking stupid questions?

Demon Wolf January 6th, 2014 6:44 PM

Why r we asking dumb questions? Mommy said im special

Hatsune Mika January 8th, 2014 7:55 AM

Why isn't feebas legendary?

SoullessOnyx January 10th, 2014 1:18 PM

Is me asking a stupid question stupid?

Demon Wolf January 12th, 2014 6:16 PM

What is a stupid question?

Hatsune Mika January 13th, 2014 6:07 AM

What is a soul? Is it pink?

Crux January 13th, 2014 10:33 PM

Hey! There are no stupid questions! Only stupid people.

What time does Midnight Mass start?

Outlier January 13th, 2014 10:43 PM

How do I post on this forum?

Nolafus January 13th, 2014 10:53 PM

Is my math final going to be hard? :V

Magikarp From Hell January 14th, 2014 6:36 AM

Is it possible for Magiks to karp?

Hatsune Mika January 14th, 2014 6:37 AM

Is it possible to gyro dos?

DowntownDumpling January 15th, 2014 9:57 PM

Why doesn't Pokemon just move to Xbox?

PMG January 15th, 2014 10:07 PM

Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. If one of the trains stops for a cheese danish at Hong Kong, how many fingers am I smoking?

DowntownDumpling January 16th, 2014 6:59 AM

How do you legitimately rape someone?

CliCliW January 16th, 2014 9:15 AM

I thought it was ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, not spam as many stupid questions as you can?

DowntownDumpling January 16th, 2014 9:29 AM

Can you read me a bedtime story?

doomguy January 16th, 2014 9:36 AM

Of course I will.
Why not?

Chibiterasu January 16th, 2014 10:43 AM

Because bears will eat your face if you read goldilocks.

Is Obama a woman? ;-;

doomguy January 16th, 2014 11:08 AM

It's his (her?) own personal thing.
Why do noodles remind me of hentai?

Ultramarine January 16th, 2014 11:29 AM

Because you don't burp loud enough, obviously.
If I had to eat dirt, could you make it clean dirt? Please?

classiccartoonsftw January 16th, 2014 11:53 AM

WTF? You're supposed to clean the dirt, not me!

Could I survive cancer if I had AIDS?

Sopheria January 16th, 2014 12:09 PM

Yes, but you'd get uncurable scurvy instead.

What's love got to do with it?

Ultramarine January 16th, 2014 12:13 PM

Well it...doesn't.

Who's canoli is in my bladder?

Sopheria January 16th, 2014 12:18 PM

Everyone's.

Do you happen to have a volcano I can borrow?

Ultramarine January 16th, 2014 12:23 PM

Sure, I think it's in my sock pocket. And that sock is in the washer. Dangit.

Where's my pet Coywolf? I had him in the fridge just a second ago...

lozzop January 16th, 2014 12:26 PM

I ated him.

Why do men have nipples?

classiccartoonsftw January 16th, 2014 12:30 PM

Because they lost their boobs when God kicked Adam out of the paradise.

Could you become drunk by eating bees or wasps?

DowntownDumpling January 16th, 2014 12:59 PM

No, but bees ate all my family members and got high.

What letter am I thinking of?

Ultramarine January 16th, 2014 1:02 PM

Alvin and the Chipmunks. The 47th letter of the alphabet.

Should i interrogate my tv? I think it took my sleeping bag.

DowntownDumpling January 16th, 2014 6:31 PM

Is it asleep? That should clue you in.

How can Pokemon be real if our Nintendo consoles aren't real?

Pinkie-Dawn January 17th, 2014 5:17 PM

Because then we'd be shooting fireballs underwater.


Why cant Metroid crawl?

DowntownDumpling January 17th, 2014 6:20 PM

Which one?

Why can't Zelda jump?

Pinkie-Dawn January 17th, 2014 6:29 PM

Cause Zelda's kidnapped.


How do I shoot web?

Yukari January 17th, 2014 6:54 PM

With your MIND! Que dramatic music.
Is the sky blue?

Treecko January 17th, 2014 7:00 PM

No they're green and the grass is blue.

Is there such thing as too much bacon?

Pinkie-Dawn January 17th, 2014 8:02 PM

Only when there's too little eggs.


When is the next episode gonna air?

Outlier January 17th, 2014 11:41 PM

Episode of what?

If you turned a question mark upside down, would it become an answer mark ¿

Salzorrah January 17th, 2014 11:48 PM

Maybe¿

If x=y and b=r and f=s; Does that mean Leonardo Di Caprio will finally get an Oscar?

Fernbutter January 18th, 2014 2:35 AM

No because Oscar gets a Leonardo first!

Wub wub wubbidy wub wub???!

DowntownDumpling January 18th, 2014 10:11 AM

Wubb*

Are you registered on PokeCommunity?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 10:39 AM

I'm registered for anything.


Are you the warrior?

Sopheria January 18th, 2014 10:43 AM

I used to be, then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is the purpose of meaning?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 11:27 AM

The meaning is to defeat you.


What goes around and comes around?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 3:32 PM

Justin Timberlake.

Why did Pitbull and Ke$ha collab?

Alfabusa January 18th, 2014 3:37 PM

DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH DOSH.

What are you doing shackled up in my basement?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 3:47 PM

I was looking for my lost marbles.


What are you doing in my swamp?

Sopheria January 18th, 2014 4:07 PM

I've come to take it by force.

Are we there yet?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 4:19 PM

No, the Navigator's broken!

Is the house done yet?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:24 PM

Some Lighting juz blow it up!

Is school dead yet?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 4:27 PM

No, it's still here.

Why people still use Macs?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:32 PM

Cus Macs is going down, and stupid people still wanna support it

Why pokemon make me wanna love them?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 4:36 PM

They are in constant need for a mother.


Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:43 PM

Me

Does Dinosaur eat poop?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 5:39 PM

Only if they drink pee


Why am I feeling cold?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 5:50 PM

Cus you are now on an big iceberg~

Can i get some coffee?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 6:12 PM

Only if you stop playing that annoying theme music.


Where is the secret weapon?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 7:22 PM

In the safe. Make it safe!

But will it blend?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 8:53 PM

No!~

How can i lose to an ant?

Retom January 19th, 2014 4:54 PM

By the ant biting you

Can i smell my feet by dipping them in hot cheese while sitting in the fridge

DowntownDumpling January 19th, 2014 8:18 PM

Yes.



Why does it have to be so hard to let go? I can tell myself I want to be happy. I can spend hours - days, even - wracking my head for something to convince myself that it's okay, that I'm worthy, that I'll get better. But like trying to grab greasy basketballs with one greasy mitten, I'm never able to; the memories of better times taunt me as they dance just out of my reach. My yearning to feel good again and constantly being let down brings into question whether I even know what it means to want it.

My friends have been able to take their tragedies much more in stride. Some of them become cold, dead husks, but damn it all, foliage grows again in them eventually. Instead, I'm left with plastic flowers while galloping meadows of real ones vibrate tantalizingly just outside. I can't move, and it makes me so sick.

And some of them just bounce right back. They're the really lucky ones. I'd like to drag one down to my level and show her just how deep and dismal the slums can be when you've been in the bourgeois your whole life. In an act lying uncomfortably between catharsis and plain hatred, I want them to feel what I feel, and I want to watch them cry and kick them. And they'll still be better than me.

The last guy I was with used to flinch when I tried to grab him. I thought it was just him being the stoic, the cutely antisocial, him. I loved him. He put up with me, and what I thought was unimpressive I now see as saintdom. He usually let me run up and catch him anyway. Until the last time, that is.

Why do I always hang myself up, primed for failure? Is it really such a god-damn crime to want to be happy? To want to take others along for the ride? Never to be satisfied with last place? Who wrote the laws, anyhow? I just want to be loved. I just want to be happy. I want to run up to someone, something and have him, her, it approach me in the same direction. Even meeting me a quarter of the way would be nice, instead of me having to meet him more than two-halves of the way after he runs away a little, even without meaning to. Why can't I have that? Why don't I deserve that?

Why?

Ultramarine January 19th, 2014 8:27 PM

Because you lack a chinchilla in your life.

Why can't sloppy joes be clean?

Outlier January 20th, 2014 2:54 AM

Yes.

Where DON'T babies come from?

Fernbutter January 20th, 2014 4:32 AM

eggs

Why do we ask stupid questions?

DowntownDumpling January 20th, 2014 8:48 AM

It's usually estimated to be between 71.01 and 73.68, with a recently released 95% confidence interval ranging from 66.53% to 80.24%.

Why is Earth a square?

Ultramarine January 20th, 2014 10:21 AM

Because the cow jumped over the moon.

Who is the piano man?

Pinkie-Dawn January 20th, 2014 11:13 AM

The Spider-Man.


What is Winx?

Sopheria January 20th, 2014 12:29 PM

I think it's a cartoon with like, fairies and stuff?

Why vegetables?

Pinkie-Dawn January 20th, 2014 12:40 PM

Because Green is not a creative color.


Who is the Muffin Man?

Ultramarine January 20th, 2014 12:51 PM

Professor Elm.

If a Dialga walks into the bar, what colour are Ash' pants?

Sopheria January 20th, 2014 2:06 PM

The answer is yes.

How many fire hydrants can a dinosaur's teddy bear fit into a parking ticket?

Crunch Punch January 20th, 2014 3:11 PM

Fifteen, more or less.

What is life?

Ultramarine January 20th, 2014 3:16 PM

A highway.

Is a sled a sled?

Pinkie-Dawn January 20th, 2014 3:44 PM

A sled is a chair.


How do you chase mavericks?

Purple skies January 20th, 2014 4:40 PM

What is this fourm about ?

Treetwig January 21st, 2014 4:40 AM

Nothing but awesomeness

Can I eat a stylus?

MaskedDJ January 21st, 2014 5:00 AM

if u wanted

can uou get me ice cream?

Fernbutter January 21st, 2014 5:51 AM

UOU CANNOT!

Why do we even peopel!?

Pinkie-Dawn January 21st, 2014 3:18 PM

Because we even lift bra.

Where do babies come from?

Treetwig January 22nd, 2014 4:32 AM

Ask your teacher

Can I cross breed my dog and my bird?

Pinkie-Dawn January 22nd, 2014 7:45 PM

Not until you cut my fingernails.

When is tomorrow?

Ultramarine January 22nd, 2014 8:31 PM

3 days after the eruption of Vesuvius.

Do you dare to be stupid?

Fernbutter January 23rd, 2014 4:10 AM

I don't DARE, I DO!!!

Why is even pokemon?

Pinkie-Dawn January 23rd, 2014 8:01 AM

Cause you still gotta catch 'em all.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

isthatyoudan January 23rd, 2014 8:33 AM

It depends. Is it miracle whip?

Why is called an ice cream sandwich?

classiccartoonsftw January 23rd, 2014 11:12 AM

Because the bread froze in the fridge.

Why would you chicken out of the Great Pokemon Battle?

Sopheria January 23rd, 2014 1:00 PM

You've been lied to, good sir. I OWN the Great Pokemon Battle.

What is the meaning of ice cream?

Pinkie-Dawn January 25th, 2014 2:41 PM

The Ice Age.


Why are pointy objects sharp?

Ultramarine January 25th, 2014 3:15 PM

Because sharp objects are pointy.

Why do tails smell?

Pinkie-Dawn January 25th, 2014 3:33 PM

Cause it's where their mothers kissed from.


Who is George Washington?

Flakey Bear January 25th, 2014 6:28 PM

A wood addict.

What i can do with this axe?

Dragon_Trainer_ January 26th, 2014 6:00 AM

Throw it on a cute rabbit.

How should I thrust this knife into you?

Sopheria January 26th, 2014 6:08 AM

You should do it in your dreams. Do it IRL and my ghost will haunt you for life.

How does the world work?

Flakey Bear January 26th, 2014 10:36 AM

It works for everything.

Why i'm walking on water?

TlentMught January 26th, 2014 5:09 PM

it frozin watr.

how do i ev train?!!?!?

Sopheria January 26th, 2014 5:10 PM

With your fists!

How do I IV breed?!?!

Nakala Pri January 26th, 2014 9:56 PM

Shucks, I dunno! xD

Where do faces come from? ;-;


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