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Sonata December 10th, 2014 2:11 AM

By dying and going to Asgaard.

Ifa potato is god am I going to dirt?

Nakala Pri December 10th, 2014 2:17 AM

No, you're going to the market DUH

Will Markus Parkus eat a carcass?

Astraea December 10th, 2014 2:59 AM

Yes but in a full stomach

Would we ever find oxygen on moon?

Emboar December 10th, 2014 4:58 AM

For $9.99, yes, you can.

Are you leaving already?

classiccartoonsftw December 10th, 2014 11:03 AM

It's the House of Mouse!

Do you like waffles?

Emboar December 10th, 2014 2:21 PM

Yeah.

Why did you have to quit?

Sonata December 10th, 2014 4:08 PM

Because I lost the drugs.

Has anyone seen Rocco around?

Emboar December 10th, 2014 7:26 PM

Carl has.

What did that dog just talk about?

Nakala Pri December 11th, 2014 7:10 AM

Yo mama!

Cowbutta or cowlitta?

blue December 11th, 2014 3:07 PM

Left right bang!

How many 0's are in the world?

Emboar December 11th, 2014 5:49 PM

46 trees.

Is the dog a wolf?

TheFattestSnorlax December 11th, 2014 6:33 PM

Only if it can eat a cat.

What was your breakfast today?

Emboar December 11th, 2014 6:56 PM

Boots. With sulfuric acid.

Does the pie cow?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 1:27 AM

Yes in your dreams

Can I be president of america?

Strom Thunder December 12th, 2014 2:13 AM

No.. He's a cannibal who is immortal

Will The world end ?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 4:03 AM

Nope, the world is too young to die

Will money start growing on tree?

Emboar December 12th, 2014 5:05 AM

Yep.

Is pie equal to cake?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 7:45 AM

Yeah

Will people start selling bomb in local market shops?

Abhishek December 12th, 2014 8:24 AM

Yes,When Ppl Will have AK-47 In there Homes

Is there any difference between Humans and Monkeys ?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 8:32 AM

Nope, some humans look like monkeys

Will there be a time when no one will use mobile phone?

Abhishek December 12th, 2014 8:40 AM

Yes Its Already Started Ppl are Using Smart Phones

Why Ash Never Won Indigo league ?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 9:24 AM

Cause his charizard didn't obeyed him (smart charizard)

Do you think raichu will get a mega?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 4:40 PM

Nope

Will ice be hot from now on?

Emboar December 12th, 2014 8:20 PM

Only at 8 PM.

Where is the elephant's rainbow?

Astraea December 12th, 2014 9:30 PM

At the elephant dream land

Will it be possible to dance on moon?

Emboar December 12th, 2014 9:49 PM

When squirrels fly.

How much do I have to pay to ride that flower?

Nakala Pri December 12th, 2014 10:41 PM

A pitbull and a Kim Kardashian

Do numerals cry? ;(

Astraea December 12th, 2014 11:18 PM

Sometimes they cry when we don't study

When would aliens come to earth?

Nakala Pri December 12th, 2014 11:53 PM

Because they ran out of popcorn

Why do my feet sweat?

Astraea December 13th, 2014 12:07 AM

Because you are getting bulldozed maybe

Why don't lions have a long trunk like elephants?

«Chuckles» December 13th, 2014 12:14 AM

1 because w0rld.

If I put a certain amount of a certain plant on a bonfire should it in theory be good?

kuzronk December 13th, 2014 6:10 AM

No idea
Are all humans plants looked after by god?

Emboar December 13th, 2014 12:58 PM

Sure.

Did I go in the volcano or was that Connor who did?

kuzronk December 13th, 2014 7:28 PM

Maybe
Why do we breathe air?

Emboar December 13th, 2014 7:47 PM

Because one day, Joey lied to a cow.

When did Joey die?

Emboar December 14th, 2014 12:20 PM

'Cause it caught the flu.

Can dogs fly?

Emboar December 14th, 2014 4:02 PM

If they're given a special medicine.

Does Amanda like cake?

Nakala Pri December 16th, 2014 10:19 PM

Only if the Hokage sneezed on it

Do fleas fly by everytime I cry

Astraea December 17th, 2014 3:21 AM

It depends on how you cry

Do elephants live on moon?

Emboar December 17th, 2014 4:56 AM

Yeah.

Can I barf on trees?

Astraea December 17th, 2014 5:39 AM

Yep

Can I wear socks in my ears

Astraea December 17th, 2014 8:48 AM

Yep ofc

Can we charge our phone on putting it in oven

Emboar December 17th, 2014 9:35 AM

No. You have to be 92 years old to do that.

Are you 92 years old?

Nakala Pri December 18th, 2014 1:37 AM

Only on Elephantdays

If I twirl, backflip and moonwalk, would I be even handsomer? ;)

Lycanthropy December 18th, 2014 4:55 AM

Only if you wear a top hat.

What if you want to glue glue to glue?

Emboar December 18th, 2014 5:11 AM

More power to you.

Who is my father?

Emboar December 18th, 2014 7:24 AM

Yeah.

Do you have any 8's?

Astraea December 18th, 2014 7:58 AM

Yep

Do you like dances under a table

Emboar December 18th, 2014 9:54 AM

No.

What time does the train going aannyywhere come?

Astraea December 18th, 2014 4:13 PM

Anytime

What time do a baby likes to play with toys

Emboar December 18th, 2014 5:57 PM

Noon.

Is my army of monkeys too big?

TheFattestSnorlax December 18th, 2014 6:11 PM

If it conquers the Aussie outback, then yes.

Why am I visiting relatives again this weekend?

Emboar December 18th, 2014 6:29 PM

'Cause Jeremy wants you to.

Do trees grow on money?

Astraea December 18th, 2014 9:18 PM

Yes buy only for you

How about jumping from a 29 floor building and flying like a bird

Emboar December 19th, 2014 5:11 AM

Only if your parents approve.

Where can I find dead apples?

Treetwig December 19th, 2014 5:26 AM

You can find one on the local graveyard near you!

My book's charger isn't working,what should I do?

Astraea December 19th, 2014 6:32 AM

Use your mind's electricity

I don't get hungry after I eat what to do?

Emboar December 19th, 2014 9:04 AM

Eat a keyboard.

Can my cat play the guitar?

Emboar December 19th, 2014 3:57 PM

Of course!

Annie, Annie, are you okay?

AriArk December 19th, 2014 4:05 PM

No, I've been hit by a smooth criminal.

Is it possible to use a Christmas Tree as a weapon of mass destruction?

Emboar December 19th, 2014 5:12 PM

No, you need a badge for that.

Do you have a pencil I could borrow?

Emboar December 19th, 2014 7:55 PM

Yeah, it's in my belly.

Can you dig that chair out of the hole?

Nakala Pri December 20th, 2014 8:20 PM

Gum gum. 8D

Will she be comin' round the mountain when she comes?

Free Roamer December 21st, 2014 12:55 PM

Yup. And since you're going around a mountain, you'll be going sideways for all eternity.

Wanna be a refrigerator?

AriArk December 21st, 2014 3:29 PM

Nah, I'm already an oven.

Why am I in the illuminati?

Emboar December 21st, 2014 6:56 PM

Yeah.

Can you stop?

sword December 21st, 2014 9:15 PM

Why I wanna do it more

Why I Exist?

Emboar December 21st, 2014 10:30 PM

For no reason.

Can we quit after this round?

AriArk December 22nd, 2014 5:59 AM

No, I wanna play more!

What if cake is not bake?

Emboar December 22nd, 2014 11:33 AM

Then bake it!

Who is that over there on the boat?

AriArk December 22nd, 2014 1:29 PM

The oven

What do I do if i'm not really me????

Emboar December 22nd, 2014 9:10 PM

What am I, a gas station? Of course not!

Do you really think we didn't know?

CoffeeDrink December 22nd, 2014 11:58 PM

But I hid the bodies and everything. . .

How I mine for fish?

Emboar December 23rd, 2014 12:06 AM

By setting water on fire.

Are you gonna want a bag for that?

Lycanthropy December 23rd, 2014 6:06 AM

Only if it's free.

Are the bags free?

Emboar December 23rd, 2014 9:16 PM

Nope.

Do you want to kiss the volcano?

CoffeeDrink December 23rd, 2014 9:33 PM

More than likely not, as volcanoes can reach temperatures hot enough to melt through most steels. Not to mention they aren't very good kissers. . . ashes in your mouth much?

Why isn't the water company paying for my postage?

Akiba December 23rd, 2014 9:56 PM

I know, right? Why isn't the postage company paying for your water?

What day is the Fourth of July?

Emboar December 23rd, 2014 10:33 PM

January 27th! You should be ashamed for not knowing that >:(

What happens to glue after it is eaten?

Galmar December 24th, 2014 1:57 AM

It goes to your belly

Are you a member of this forum?

vanillte1 December 24th, 2014 5:33 AM

no.

why do I exist?

Ahri December 24th, 2014 6:15 AM

The ghost of Christmas past.

Why is there a bong in the middle of the hallway?

JesteR December 24th, 2014 6:54 AM

Leeroy Jenkins!

Where am I?

Galmar December 24th, 2014 9:30 AM

In a helicopter

Do you like it?

Emboar December 24th, 2014 11:32 AM

No!

Am I eligible for the senior discount?

Emboar December 24th, 2014 8:13 PM

Trick question, you don't.

Is it Christmas yet?

Galmar December 25th, 2014 6:00 AM

No


Am I posting this post?

Emboar December 25th, 2014 6:53 AM

No, your ghost is.

Where is the car?

Galmar December 25th, 2014 7:25 AM

In hell

Where is the internet?

Emboar December 25th, 2014 7:27 AM

Nowhere!

What's bigger, a trumpet, or a tuba?

Galmar December 25th, 2014 7:35 AM

They are both unknown sizes.


Did you do it?

Emboar December 25th, 2014 9:20 PM

No, of course not. I'm just a sweet old lady.

Are candy canes sweet?

Emboar December 26th, 2014 10:22 AM

No, it's pepper lettuce.

Where does cabbage grow?

Emboar December 27th, 2014 12:36 AM

We don't, we're just programmed by half-dead monkeys to think we need it.

Can I build a merry-go-round for the monkeys?

Netto Azure December 27th, 2014 3:57 AM

No, it's a barrel of monkeys.

Should I fry an egg?

Pinkie-Dawn December 27th, 2014 7:46 AM

Only if it's spicy.


What's inside your mouth?

Emboar December 27th, 2014 11:17 AM

Food! Om nom nom

What is a square?

Emboar December 27th, 2014 2:41 PM

Over there!

Can you please do it?

Emboar December 27th, 2014 3:37 PM

You're too late, pizza time was over 30 minutes ago.

Where's my water?

Kirito-kun December 27th, 2014 3:45 PM

Maybe
How many donuts are there in a box of donuts?


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