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What happens to erasers after bananas eat them? |
You don't have any Running Shoes!
Am I going to need these Pegasus Boots? |
Only when you have to do a Number 2.
Should I eat this suspicious carrot? >:/ |
Yes.
Am I going to blow up? |
No, but it will finish you.
Did I just yawn? |
No, lunch is where it's at!
Can you stop whispering? |
Yes, the cake is true.
Does it sparkle? |
only when i sleep
Do fairies exist? |
Of course not!
Are there fish in the sea? |
No why would there be?
Am i dreaming? |
Yes. Now WAKE UP
Where's my pie? |
No one wants to buy you one.
Are you kidding me? |
Because you have no arms!
Where did your arms go? |
To her mum's house, we had a fight :'(
Why does she sell sea shells on the sea shore? |
Cause sea shells grow on that farm in china....
Why do we do this? |
Because it's for the greater good.
Can you tell me when to stop? |
Probably
Am i cute? |
Maybe tomorrow
How old is young? |
5,169, 340
Do you believe in ghosts? |
I believe in Gengar.
Why isn't User 101 sparkling? |
Because the admins formed an anti-sparkle conspiracy against him.
What time is it? |
It's hero time.
Why does the earth revolve around the sun and not the other way around? |
Because that's the way Michael Jackson wanted it to be.
What is going to happen to the half-frozen cactus? |
It's going to explode.
Did the chicken hatch from an egg or did the chicken lay the egg first? |
Neither, one of the stars layed the egg.
Who took my hat? |
A cook needs to cook.
What happens when Ditto use transform on another Ditto? |
They don't become ditto
How does Gyarados not fly? |
It slithers.
Can blind people see their dreams? |
Maybe tommarrow hoenn? Lol
Duh no how would they? What does IMAO mean! |
It means nothing.
Should I do it? |
Not now
Yes or Maybe? |
Duh
Do you hate me? |
where i edit my signature in this forum can someone give me the link to edit? thanks
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No, but all the staff does.
Did I put too much of it in? |
thanks XD
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Guess we need a new question!
Probably user101 Is it worth it? |
No
Is it my birthday? |
No, your birthday's tomorrow.
Why is the sky blue? |
Because green sky is too hard to make.
What happened to the truck? |
It flew away
Where did the goat run? |
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why is light bright? |
It has a piece of the sun in it
What's going on? |
Because I feel like it.
Are you okay? |
no im sad
Why dou do like you do? |
If you have a death wish, then yes.
Who burnt the pizza? |
Tomorrow
How to download nothing? |
No way!
How did the cat get down from the tree? |
From puke =D
Why did Jesse save the kid? :D |
To have a better excuse of skipping work.
How are organs made? |
In the factory
How does Jupiter turn? In the factory How does Jupiter turn? |
'Cause your throat is blocked with Peanut Butter.
Do spoons look like forks? |
Only if you heat them for 30 seconds in the microwave.
How much does a pen in a pound store cost? |
Everywhere
How does? |
The sky explodes into loads of cars that fall into the ocean.
What's pancakes plus grass like? |
It's healthy! Eat your pancakes, get your greens! Who cares if it tastes like muk feces?
Potato, Cube, Jupiter, Tape or Spaghetti? |
Eat Spaghetti and Jupiter, the Potato has too much butter. You can use the Tape to stick the Spaghetti and Jupiter together if they keep slipping away from you. Use the Cube as a plate if that doesn't work.
Why the heck would anyone put forums about Pokémon on a forum called PokéCommunity? What sort of an idea is that? |
A weird idea. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
Why won't girls talk to me? |
Because "girls" do not exist.
How does one brush teeth? |
With a spoon.
What's an expansion pack? |
An expanding package.
Why is Walter's wife so god damn annoying? |
Because she's Walter's wife.
Who just crashed into that tree? |
Its a bird... it's a plane... no, it's Superman!
Where is the princess? |
In another castle.
Where can I find the computer room? |
<insert rude response here>
Seinfeld? |
Only heard of Springfield.
When was the State of the Union? |
How do you pie?
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Never
Where does it lie? |
When you speak the truth.
How's my eyes going? |
We're going strong.
Is ice tea still ice tea without the ice? |
It becomes iced ice tea
How many dollars are in a cent? |
Um i think its like a million or something
Do i like this....? |
No, but you like this...!
What about spoiler tags? |
How do you make a "spoiler tag"?
Seriously how? How do you make a "spoiler tag"? Seriously how? |
Yes, when.
What? |
Who knows?
Who just said that? |
I did.
Is Metagross a brain or a Pokemon? |
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Of course.
Am I back? |
Yes, always.
Does it? |
No.
Heal or hurt? |
Heal, because pain is bad.
Is the sky blue or black? |
Depends
Why do you love burgers? |
Because they love me
How doesn't nothing become something? |
Even though matter cannot be created or destroyed, the word "nothing" is still a something, haha.
What color is water? |
Watercolor.
Why must I get a facebook profile? |
For your face.
Why is black white and white black? |
Because they're almost exactly the same game.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
The stop light was off.
Why green? |
Because Mother Nature said so.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
Because he had no body to cross with? Ughh...
Who wants a hot dog? |
Me.
Who doesn't want a hot dog? |
A real dog wouldn't. O_o
What do you call a dog with two tails? |
A cat
How many is there? |
About forty-two.
Why is there a thread like this? |
Because it's amusing. =D
How fast is Caterpie? |
maybe its bunny.
what do you call a horse's power? |
Brony
What do you call a pony boy? |
A brony.
What is love? |
Baby don't hurt me
No more? |
Yes, always.
How did it get there? |
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