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Where did it go
Where did you come from? |
From the voice.
Why are horns so sharp and pointy? |
All the better to impale you with...
Was that you? |
No it was my twin brother oh wait I don't have a twin.
Chinese or Mexican food? |
me!
what are we talking about, now? |
I believe we're just questioning our sanity.
Is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything? |
Totally is.
Why is the suitcase sad? |
It feels lonely.
Is there nobody willing to give it a little company? |
Maybe never.
When will the world begin? |
Tomorrow, just in time for Wheel of Fortune.
Guess what? |
I guess what is a what.
What is a what? |
Yes, what is a what.
What should I do tomorrow? |
Something
What is something? |
I know I ate something today. So, something's a food.
How to be alien? |
Ayy lmao
Nice meme? |
i ate it too, so, i guess, yeah.
is you hungry? i ate it too, so, i guess, yeah. is you hungry? |
Yeah
What is food? |
I think its a toy.
how can i post this message? i mean, what button do i click? |
Why don't you just use ctrl + v?
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You need a keyboard for that.
Why are there so many Pokémon fans on these forums? |
maybe its the food. i like foods!
wait, do i like food? |
No. You like paper.
Is paper tasty? |
Yeah, but ink is kinda poisonous. So don't eat printed paper.
Why are giraffes so tall? |
Because they people inject them with growth-hormones
What is my username? |
Kitty.
Where do the roosters in the morning come from? |
They come from the chickens.
Do dogs talk? |
They sure do!
Which came first: the chicken or the egg? |
I will say egg but the real and right aswer is chicken.
why humans can talk? |
So that they can swear at each other :D
Why can politicians talk? |
They can? They must be some sort of humans then.
Why is the grass green? |
Because I stepped on it.
Who do you think you are? |
I'm H.A.N., nice to meet you.
And you are? |
I'm not R, I'm U. OR AM I?
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How should I know? That's something you should find out yourself.
What should I do with this chloroform? |
Turn in into a castform.
Why does the sun shine outside and not inside? |
Because I sneezed.
Where do dreams go when they die? |
They go to another guy's mind and it becomes their worst nightmare.
Why do we drink water? |
So we can divide kittens into the ice cream truck.
But why is the ice cream truck flying in pink? |
Because they're fighting for gay rights.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
To get into my stomach.
Am I a man? |
No, you are a manaphy.
Long live the legend? |
Till forever and ever (happy music)
Do you guys like breathing? It's not really my thing. |
No, I frequently forget that I should breathe. It's a bit of a nuisance, really...
Where did you leave your flamingo? |
In a bear's belly button.
Is North America a country? |
^Apparently not XD
Why do we eat? |
Because it's very tasty.
What is the point of books? |
Books don't have points - they're lovely and smooth ;)
When's the pizza coming? |
When the chicken crosses the road.
Why is Stunfisk such a horrible pokemon? |
It's a fish and not even a water type.
How can I solve integrals? |
um... cookies probably
does rocks float on lava? (gavin of roosterteeth :D) |
Yes, so do I.
Do I float on Lava? |
No, but you can try to swim in lava.
How many parallel universes are in existance? |
Lemme ask Bob. He said 4.
Why did Bob say four? |
Because He can't say 3.
Why they call me sword? |
Because you're a sword!
Why can't squirrels become clouds? |
Because butterflies can.
Why can a butterfly fly? |
Because of the gravity of the earth.
Why is Jack black? |
Paint.
Are cows even animals? |
No, because cows are aliens.
Is anime Russian or Estonian? |
Neither, it's Narnian.
Where is my zebra? |
In Zebraisin Bran.
How do I post a reply? |
You eat chicken.
Why are bubbles bubbly? |
Because they are totally not bubbles.
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? |
By pressing enter.
Where is my keyboard? |
Behind your back.
What's the best way to sleep? |
Stuffing pillows in your mouth.
Why do I walk? |
Because you're weird like that
Are you, are you, coming to the tree? |
No I will not eat green eggs and ham.
Who flickered the lights? |
The moon. It's her fault.
Is the moon made out of cheese? |
Yes, I've tried some...
Do you wanna build a snowman? |
In summer.
Do you wanna build a sandman? |
Magical means do conjure up faces.
Why is the pig pink? |
Because it has a sword.
Where did my cat go? |
I think its in my pants. ow! that's my -----
how did the cat got into my pants again? |
It crept in there when you were using the toilet.
How do I get BB code to work? |
I think because you offered it money.
what's a question? |
Is my laptop on?
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no. your laptop is laptop. not on.
are you stupid? |
Yes, I not am
Where did your anteater go? |
i suppose its in the theater.
WHY AM I HERE? |
Because you are trapped inside a cage of cookies.
How do I post? |
First you have to ram on random keys on your keyboard making letters appear, then you move your cursor (using the mouse) to the Post Quick Reply button and click the left button of your mouse.
Where did all the cookies go? |
i think it went to my pants again!
how to live like a human? |
Consult Abraham Maslow. :>
how'z do u gramr?? :( |
be a nazi.
can i live in mars? |
No, you can't until 2068.
How does it happen? |
slowly, and fast.
what happened? |
I don't know what happened..
What color is an orange? |
4, it's color is 4.
Why are some earrings called earring when they're not rings? |
I was never hear, you did not see me, a magical talking leopard brought me to the sand castle.
Is that sasha grey in someones signature? |
yes or no? I go with or.
do you hate yourself? |
What is there not to love?
Is it Sunday yet? |
Apparently not, since football isn't on...
What's the number for 911..? |
I think its 923, try that.
How can I talk? |
On the phone..
I just caught a purple Drifloon..Is it shiny? |
or.
am I on the wrong thread? |
Yes. No. Wait... maybe...
If I had a 3ds and my Pikachu had a 3ds could I trade Pikachu to myself? |
maybe?
how can I say maybe? |
Without wanting to say it.
How does it not even show? |
It may be camera shy.
When is dinner served? |
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