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kuzronk February 9th, 2015 5:50 AM

Where did it go
Where did you come from?

Pinkie-Dawn February 18th, 2015 10:50 AM

From the voice.

Why are horns so sharp and pointy?

VanillaMiltank February 18th, 2015 12:52 PM

All the better to impale you with...

Was that you?

d4rk February 18th, 2015 3:39 PM

No it was my twin brother oh wait I don't have a twin.

Chinese or Mexican food?

Percy February 18th, 2015 6:12 PM

me!
what are we talking about, now?

Lycanthropy February 19th, 2015 6:04 AM

I believe we're just questioning our sanity.

Is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?

d4rk February 19th, 2015 9:09 AM

Totally is.

Why is the suitcase sad?

Lycanthropy February 19th, 2015 11:56 AM

It feels lonely.

Is there nobody willing to give it a little company?

blue February 19th, 2015 3:39 PM

Maybe never.

When will the world begin?

Emboar February 19th, 2015 7:04 PM

Tomorrow, just in time for Wheel of Fortune.

Guess what?

Percy February 19th, 2015 9:38 PM

I guess what is a what.

What is a what?

Lycanthropy February 20th, 2015 11:42 AM

Yes, what is a what.

What should I do tomorrow?

kuzronk February 20th, 2015 9:15 PM

Something
What is something?

Percy February 20th, 2015 11:35 PM

I know I ate something today. So, something's a food.

How to be alien?

kuzronk February 21st, 2015 12:03 AM

Ayy lmao
Nice meme?

Percy February 21st, 2015 3:27 AM

i ate it too, so, i guess, yeah.

is you hungry?

i ate it too, so, i guess, yeah.

is you hungry?

kuzronk February 21st, 2015 5:51 PM

Yeah
What is food?

Percy February 21st, 2015 10:38 PM

I think its a toy.
how can i post this message? i mean, what button do i click?

kuzronk February 21st, 2015 11:15 PM

Why don't you just use ctrl + v?

Lycanthropy February 22nd, 2015 5:27 AM

You need a keyboard for that.

Why are there so many Pokémon fans on these forums?

Percy February 23rd, 2015 3:02 AM

maybe its the food. i like foods!
wait, do i like food?

Emboar February 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM

No. You like paper.

Is paper tasty?

Lycanthropy February 23rd, 2015 9:49 AM

Yeah, but ink is kinda poisonous. So don't eat printed paper.

Why are giraffes so tall?

KittiOcelotti February 24th, 2015 8:15 PM

Because they people inject them with growth-hormones

What is my username?

Pendraflare February 25th, 2015 9:29 AM

Kitty.

Where do the roosters in the morning come from?

blue February 26th, 2015 12:50 PM

They come from the chickens.

Do dogs talk?

Meadow February 26th, 2015 5:35 PM

They sure do!

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

sword February 27th, 2015 3:59 PM

I will say egg but the real and right aswer is chicken.

why humans can talk?

Foxrally March 1st, 2015 3:27 AM

So that they can swear at each other :D

Why can politicians talk?

Lycanthropy March 1st, 2015 4:43 AM

They can? They must be some sort of humans then.

Why is the grass green?

Emboar March 2nd, 2015 4:16 AM

Because I stepped on it.

Who do you think you are?

Lycanthropy March 2nd, 2015 7:56 AM

I'm H.A.N., nice to meet you.

And you are?

Foxrally March 2nd, 2015 9:19 AM

I'm not R, I'm U. OR AM I?

Lycanthropy March 2nd, 2015 11:55 AM

How should I know? That's something you should find out yourself.

What should I do with this chloroform?

Foxrally March 3rd, 2015 1:12 AM

Turn in into a castform.

Why does the sun shine outside and not inside?

Emboar March 3rd, 2015 6:38 AM

Because I sneezed.

Where do dreams go when they die?

Gligar March 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM

They go to another guy's mind and it becomes their worst nightmare.

Why do we drink water?

Foxrally March 3rd, 2015 10:18 PM

So we can divide kittens into the ice cream truck.

But why is the ice cream truck flying in pink?

Gligar March 3rd, 2015 11:16 PM

Because they're fighting for gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pinkie-Dawn March 12th, 2015 7:07 PM

To get into my stomach.


Am I a man?

Foxrally March 12th, 2015 7:41 PM

No, you are a manaphy.

Long live the legend?

Gligar March 13th, 2015 12:03 PM

Till forever and ever (happy music)

Do you guys like breathing? It's not really my thing.

VanillaMiltank March 13th, 2015 12:29 PM

No, I frequently forget that I should breathe. It's a bit of a nuisance, really...

Where did you leave your flamingo?

Gligar March 13th, 2015 7:09 PM

In a bear's belly button.

Is North America a country?

Kirito-kun March 13th, 2015 8:18 PM

^Apparently not XD

Why do we eat?

Lycanthropy March 15th, 2015 10:37 AM

Because it's very tasty.

What is the point of books?

VanillaMiltank March 15th, 2015 1:05 PM

Books don't have points - they're lovely and smooth ;)

When's the pizza coming?

Gligar March 17th, 2015 6:54 AM

When the chicken crosses the road.

Why is Stunfisk such a horrible pokemon?

Lycanthropy March 17th, 2015 11:42 AM

It's a fish and not even a water type.

How can I solve integrals?

zevarius kerensky March 18th, 2015 1:02 AM

um... cookies probably

does rocks float on lava? (gavin of roosterteeth :D)

Gligar March 19th, 2015 9:04 AM

Yes, so do I.

Do I float on Lava?

Lycanthropy March 19th, 2015 11:52 AM

No, but you can try to swim in lava.

How many parallel universes are in existance?

Gligar March 19th, 2015 11:33 PM

Lemme ask Bob. He said 4.

Why did Bob say four?

sword March 20th, 2015 3:45 PM

Because He can't say 3.

Why they call me sword?

Squirrel March 20th, 2015 5:17 PM

Because you're a sword!

Why can't squirrels become clouds?

Gligar March 21st, 2015 1:31 AM

Because butterflies can.

Why can a butterfly fly?

Rayshin March 21st, 2015 2:47 AM

Because of the gravity of the earth.

Why is Jack black?

Lycanthropy March 21st, 2015 6:26 AM

Paint.

Are cows even animals?

KorpiklaaniVodka March 21st, 2015 8:16 AM

No, because cows are aliens.

Is anime Russian or Estonian?

Emboar March 21st, 2015 12:07 PM

Neither, it's Narnian.

Where is my zebra?

Centipede Chan March 21st, 2015 12:08 PM

In Zebraisin Bran.

How do I post a reply?

Gligar March 22nd, 2015 5:02 AM

You eat chicken.

Why are bubbles bubbly?

KorpiklaaniVodka March 24th, 2015 11:13 AM

Because they are totally not bubbles.

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

Gligar March 25th, 2015 7:16 AM

By pressing enter.

Where is my keyboard?

Pinkie-Dawn March 27th, 2015 8:50 PM

Behind your back.


What's the best way to sleep?

Gligar March 27th, 2015 11:09 PM

Stuffing pillows in your mouth.

Why do I walk?

VanillaMiltank March 29th, 2015 7:36 AM

Because you're weird like that

Are you, are you, coming to the tree?

Pinkie-Dawn March 30th, 2015 2:31 PM

No I will not eat green eggs and ham.


Who flickered the lights?

Gligar March 31st, 2015 1:16 AM

The moon. It's her fault.

Is the moon made out of cheese?

VanillaMiltank April 3rd, 2015 6:14 AM

Yes, I've tried some...

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Gligar April 5th, 2015 12:31 AM

In summer.

Do you wanna build a sandman?

Melody April 5th, 2015 12:41 AM

Magical means do conjure up faces.

Why is the pig pink?

Emboar April 5th, 2015 7:11 PM

Because it has a sword.

Where did my cat go?

Percy April 6th, 2015 1:59 AM

I think its in my pants. ow! that's my -----

how did the cat got into my pants again?

Hyzenthlay April 7th, 2015 6:15 AM

It crept in there when you were using the toilet.

How do I get BB code to work?

Percy April 7th, 2015 11:48 PM

I think because you offered it money.

what's a question?

kirbasaur April 8th, 2015 6:11 AM

Is my laptop on?

Percy April 9th, 2015 2:01 AM

no. your laptop is laptop. not on.

are you stupid?

VanillaMiltank April 9th, 2015 8:23 AM

Yes, I not am

Where did your anteater go?

Percy April 10th, 2015 12:59 AM

i suppose its in the theater.

WHY AM I HERE?

faf April 10th, 2015 11:56 PM

Because you are trapped inside a cage of cookies.

How do I post?

Lycanthropy April 11th, 2015 4:12 AM

First you have to ram on random keys on your keyboard making letters appear, then you move your cursor (using the mouse) to the Post Quick Reply button and click the left button of your mouse.

Where did all the cookies go?

Percy April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM

i think it went to my pants again!

how to live like a human?

Hyzenthlay April 12th, 2015 7:19 AM

Consult Abraham Maslow. :>

how'z do u gramr?? :(

Percy April 13th, 2015 3:31 AM

be a nazi.

can i live in mars?

blue April 15th, 2015 11:51 AM

No, you can't until 2068.

How does it happen?

Percy April 16th, 2015 3:41 AM

slowly, and fast.

what happened?

Black-Tigress April 18th, 2015 9:36 AM

I don't know what happened..

What color is an orange?

Captain Gizmo April 18th, 2015 12:47 PM

4, it's color is 4.

Why are some earrings called earring when they're not rings?

Neo_Angelo April 18th, 2015 5:51 PM

I was never hear, you did not see me, a magical talking leopard brought me to the sand castle.

Is that sasha grey in someones signature?

Percy April 18th, 2015 9:55 PM

yes or no? I go with or.

do you hate yourself?

Tsutarja April 19th, 2015 6:15 AM

What is there not to love?

Is it Sunday yet?

Black-Tigress April 19th, 2015 10:21 AM

Apparently not, since football isn't on...

What's the number for 911..?

Percy April 20th, 2015 2:00 AM

I think its 923, try that.

How can I talk?

Black-Tigress April 20th, 2015 9:51 AM

On the phone..

I just caught a purple Drifloon..Is it shiny?

Percy April 21st, 2015 1:31 AM

or.

am I on the wrong thread?

Fun Size April 21st, 2015 1:39 AM

Yes. No. Wait... maybe...

If I had a 3ds and my Pikachu had a 3ds could I trade Pikachu to myself?

Percy April 21st, 2015 11:43 PM

maybe?

how can I say maybe?

blue April 22nd, 2015 7:02 AM

Without wanting to say it.

How does it not even show?

Pinkie-Dawn April 23rd, 2015 9:26 AM

It may be camera shy.


When is dinner served?


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