The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   Ask A Stupid Question (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=316001)

Percy April 24th, 2015 2:32 AM

to me.

where would I go?

Pinkie-Dawn April 25th, 2015 5:28 PM

To the backyard.


Who made my bed?

Percy April 25th, 2015 9:39 PM

angels.

how can I go to hell?

Black-Tigress April 27th, 2015 11:01 AM

..I ain't got time for any arguments so...my answer is..

...

What exactly is tuna tartare?

Boured April 27th, 2015 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black-Tigress (Post 8726106)
..I ain't got time for any arguments so...my answer is..

...

What exactly is tuna tartare?

Something that has to do with fish.

What is a stupid question?

Percy April 28th, 2015 1:58 AM

it has something to do with me.
how can I go to heaven?

blue April 28th, 2015 3:25 AM

Turn left, then go right and straight up.

What time doesn't it rain?

Percy April 28th, 2015 11:18 PM

yesterday.

how does it run?

Pinkie-Dawn May 2nd, 2015 9:03 AM

Like a boss.


Where's my toothbrush?

Percy May 2nd, 2015 11:42 PM

in my brush.

where's the tooth?

Pinkie-Dawn May 12th, 2015 7:37 AM

The dentist has it.

What's inside my body?

Percy May 12th, 2015 11:53 PM

me.
how's computers born?

Sopheria May 12th, 2015 11:55 PM

I'll tell you when you're older.

How do you feel about milk steak?

blue May 13th, 2015 8:45 AM

Scary stuff.

How many eggs do chickens lay?

ElBurrito May 13th, 2015 7:02 PM

1 per minute.

Do pigs even lift?

Percy May 14th, 2015 1:03 AM

harry potter does.
do you even lift?

Etherion May 14th, 2015 4:53 AM

If a bar of soap fell to the floor, will the floor be cleaned, or will the soap be dirty?

Tsutarja May 14th, 2015 6:30 AM

Maybe?

If I ate an apple a day, would it keep the Chansey away?

Percy May 15th, 2015 12:43 AM

maybe?
can we go to the sun?

Sopheria May 15th, 2015 6:39 PM

Sure. Bring some sunscreen and we'll be fine.

Why do fools fall in love?

Percy May 16th, 2015 1:30 AM

because they're so fool of themselves.
how does one fall in love actually?

Pinkie-Dawn May 31st, 2015 6:26 PM

You go to a dating website.


How do I git gud?

Percy June 1st, 2015 12:03 AM

Yesterday, maybe.

When can I play Pokemon.

Kotone June 1st, 2015 8:54 PM

never.

When can i sleep?

Pinkie-Dawn June 1st, 2015 8:58 PM

When you finish eating your vegetables.


Where could I find a doctor?

Percy June 1st, 2015 11:43 PM

Or sounds great!

How do I die exactly?

TheFattestSnorlax June 3rd, 2015 1:22 PM

Getting run over ought to do it.

Why are you all so delicious?

Emboar June 4th, 2015 8:30 AM

You take intelligence steroids.

Where are my shoes?

Percy June 5th, 2015 12:53 AM

zero. I'm sure.

how does one exist?

TheFattestSnorlax June 5th, 2015 2:33 PM

Probably a billion dollars.

When is the next new fad coming?

Percy June 6th, 2015 2:11 AM

one would suffice.

how do I spell Percy?

TheFattestSnorlax June 6th, 2015 2:57 PM

Include me in it.

What would happen if the world stopped turning?

Emboar June 6th, 2015 5:04 PM

The chocolate industry would selfdestruct.

What happened to that man over there?

TheFattestSnorlax June 6th, 2015 5:24 PM

I think you got it from a really mad cow.

When is my lunch ready?

TheFattestSnorlax June 6th, 2015 5:58 PM

Because it's Japanese I think.

When will I get off the Playground?

Percy June 6th, 2015 9:59 PM

last 10 years.

how can I travel around space?

Myriad June 7th, 2015 10:10 AM

By looking at a Magic 8 ball.

On a scale of 1 to Satan, what is the square root of a homosexual zebra?

Myriad June 7th, 2015 10:14 AM

L will never get fat, because he uses his brain constantly.

'Fanfiction is stupid.' To what extent do you agree with this statement?

Myriad June 7th, 2015 10:35 AM

Fairy dust.

Why use your blood when you can use a pen?

Myriad June 8th, 2015 8:25 AM

Because he likes to stay grounded

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?~

Myriad June 9th, 2015 8:43 AM

Smoke a cigarette every minute... or every half a minute.

What's your favorite anime? ^^

Myriad June 9th, 2015 11:27 AM

Because zipping down is inappropriate

Have you ever written a Death Note fanfiction?

Abby June 9th, 2015 10:54 PM

Fanfiction normally features at least 1 cameo appearance of a rotom
Why can't my pet dog mega evolve?

BillyKaplan June 10th, 2015 12:55 AM

Because it's sleeping.

Why do humans sleep?

Myriad June 13th, 2015 9:57 AM

You just don't know how to eat them properly~

What is my favourite colour?

VanillaMiltank June 13th, 2015 10:59 AM

Cheese

Did you know?

xxReshiramxx June 13th, 2015 8:22 PM

Am I awake if I'm already dead?

BillyKaplan June 13th, 2015 8:32 PM

Your body is not but your soul probably is.

What happens if one day the Earth drifts towards the sun?

Pinkie-Dawn June 14th, 2015 6:29 AM

Fingers are to be cut off.


What's the purpose of using a stress ball?

BillyKaplan June 14th, 2015 7:48 AM

Chaos would be unleashed upon the world.

What if people could fly?

kuzronk June 14th, 2015 4:05 PM

No idea
What happens if tony abott banned the internet?

Adam Levine June 14th, 2015 11:39 PM

The only problem is...how do we use them?

If 9 + 10 = 21, does that mean 6/7 * C4 - (-RT) = 0

Adam Levine June 15th, 2015 8:24 PM

Because Michael Bay directed them.
What does deja vu mean?

VanillaMiltank June 16th, 2015 12:05 PM

Because chocolate would have melted near the sun

When will Pokemon be invented?

BillyKaplan June 16th, 2015 4:27 PM

Because game logic.

Why is Snorlax so fat?

Pinkie-Dawn July 14th, 2015 10:17 AM

You're rewarded a free ticket to an amusement park.


Where do dust bunnies come from?

Somewhere_ July 14th, 2015 10:20 AM

Dust eggs.

Why is Typhlosion a fire type?

Pinkie-Dawn July 14th, 2015 11:06 AM

You de-age.


What's inside an egg?

TheFattestSnorlax July 14th, 2015 3:01 PM

Whatever it is, it's oozing blood.

What is the best cell phone out there?

TheFattestSnorlax July 14th, 2015 3:56 PM

Just ask Natalia Poklonskaya.

Gee, how did I get so fat again?

Somewhere_ July 14th, 2015 4:02 PM

How did you get fat?

TheFattestSnorlax July 14th, 2015 5:01 PM

Why yes! You don't say!

What's the best way to take a nap?

Pinkie-Dawn July 17th, 2015 7:30 AM

Putting on shades.


Where's the volume frequency button on your remote?

Percy July 17th, 2015 9:54 PM

On that button.

Where's the truck.

TheFattestSnorlax July 18th, 2015 2:30 PM

It went past me I think.

Why won't some people be quiet?

Somewhere_ July 19th, 2015 4:46 PM

It its in a video game, it means its real. So yes.

If zombies are in movies, does that mean they exist in real life?

TheFattestSnorlax July 19th, 2015 4:57 PM

Only in Miami - Remember that incident?

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

PageEmp July 19th, 2015 10:43 PM

Yep, your talking about asking a question.

Who is that orange dragon mon again?

Kiriyuuki Kasuna July 19th, 2015 11:52 PM

Dragonite!

Do they even exist in real life?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 20th, 2015 6:49 PM

I think I saw one shopping at the mall the other day.

Why do I have the feeling that my professor is a cult leader?

PageEmp July 20th, 2015 10:41 PM

Bacause he can't tell the difference between genders.

no?

mew_nani July 20th, 2015 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meem_Of_Hatred (Post 8855130)
Bacause he can't tell the difference between genders.

no?

No.

Why do so many protagonists have hair so spikey you could impale your hand on it?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 21st, 2015 1:36 AM

They're inspired by Bowser's shell.

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?

TheFattestSnorlax July 21st, 2015 2:12 PM

Probably in hell.

What's the best music to listen to?

VanillaMiltank July 22nd, 2015 12:46 PM

Nails on a chalkboard

You're Brad Pitt, right?

TheFattestSnorlax July 25th, 2015 2:38 PM

It's the same as dividing by zero.

What day is today?

PageEmp August 5th, 2015 1:10 AM

Opposite day.

What is Cyndaquil?

TravelerTrainer15 August 5th, 2015 4:59 AM

A pie.

But what is pie?

VanillaMiltank August 5th, 2015 10:37 AM

Yummy

What is the meaning of cake?

TheFattestSnorlax August 5th, 2015 2:33 PM

I don't know, but it's full of lies.

What else is full of lies?

PageEmp August 5th, 2015 8:42 PM

A Chikorita.

What is Chikorita?

TravelerTrainer15 August 8th, 2015 7:43 PM

Your mom. okay fine not really

But what is my mom?

TheFattestSnorlax August 9th, 2015 5:08 PM

Yo mama? She's nothing compared to me.

How big is your brain?

Ultra - Retro Reviver! August 10th, 2015 7:38 PM

My brain is so big I'm gonna ask a stupid question. That says a lot!

Can doctors get sick?

PageEmp August 10th, 2015 10:38 PM

If they know the MufF, then yeah.

What is MufF and can I eat it?

Shadowraze August 10th, 2015 11:11 PM

no.

can I ask a stupid question pls?

TheFattestSnorlax August 11th, 2015 4:55 PM

There is always a reason to.

Why do I now have blue text?

TravelerTrainer15 August 13th, 2015 5:19 AM

I dont know but red is better

Where did my punctuation go

Zappo09 August 13th, 2015 9:43 PM

It went to your Mom's basement.

Why can't Dawn's Piplup evolve?

TheFattestSnorlax August 14th, 2015 3:02 PM

Only I know... and I'm not telling.

Why do I keep getting ads?

Etherion August 16th, 2015 5:50 AM

What did ads do to you?

PageEmp August 16th, 2015 6:29 AM

Use a fighting attack on him.

Who is Revise Librarian?

TheFattestSnorlax August 16th, 2015 3:39 PM

Well, I see a silhouette... Who's that Pokemon?

Yes, Revise Librarian is a Pokemon. But what is it?

PageEmp September 6th, 2015 10:26 PM

A Blue Chase.

Who is Blue and who is Chase?

Crystal Berry September 7th, 2015 1:52 PM

You're Chase, and I'm Blue.

How do you leap over a mountain?

VanillaMiltank September 8th, 2015 6:10 AM

Take a big running jump...

Got milk?

100greenmen September 8th, 2015 9:43 AM

Oh yes, I got milk.

What does grommet mean?

Johto Cheren September 8th, 2015 10:05 AM

It means something different from "pear".

Why do I need to ask something?

TheFattestSnorlax September 8th, 2015 2:54 PM

Becuase everyone wants to know.

Can you guess where I've been the past few days?

100greenmen September 8th, 2015 6:43 PM

Perhaps, in a daze? (Ha ha!)

Sorry about any injury recieved from that awful joke.


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 1:54 AM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.