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Uh, you know, I, uh... I accidentally, uh... Gave it to that drain over there... It looked really hungry... P-please don't keel me D; Ninjasked.
Yes, you shouldn't. Is it possible to be impossible? |
Yes, but only on Thursdays.
Do I need a book? |
Yes, now gimme your face so I can help you.
What is that? |
It's, it's, it's...magic!
Where did I come from? |
The land of flying pigs.
Where does the boat turn? |
It doesn't, it takes a nosedive into the water
Why won't my Eevee evolve in Crystal? |
Because you're not dancing!
What mountain can't wave? |
Johto Falls
What did the frog say to the toad? |
Put on some makeup dude.
Why isn't this working? |
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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2 pounds.
Where is the nearest dinosaur? |
Over there.
WHY U COPY MY QUESTION!?!?!? |
Copy? Puh-lease! You're the cloned one!
But where's the original? |
It's over there ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
Why isn't this ips file working!?!?!? |
Because it's not a millionaire
Where is Nicki Minaj? |
They are over there.
What is Jeopardy? |
Nothing more than a dream..
What is life without love? |
Life.
Where's mah pizza? |
its ovar ther.
wut is spelin? |
Naw, naw naw!
Do I have a dog? |
No, but you do have a flaming pig with muscles though.
Can I haz it? |
If you're willing to eat it.
Did I just do that? |
No. You did.
Can this Caterpie hack it? |
Yes! Totally.
I tricked you? |
No, I tricked me.
Where's my cow? |
In the Yukon.
What does the fox say? |
Ringdingdingdedingdading
Is it not safe to go alone? |
Course not!
Where is my other cow? |
Whitney stole it.
Can I take this? |
Yes, but you'll turn into a Deoxys.
How do I get a life? |
Stop doing what you're doing xD Pay for it!
Did I even have any cows to begin with? |
No, just cooked under!
Haters back off?! |
Whatever floats your Titanic.
Does the letter Z come after A? |
It's a duck.
What should I prepare for? |
That truck that's about to hit you.
So, if I didn't have any cows, how many ducks did I have? |
0 because u only like duck chickens
If I have 2 Dedenne's does that equal a Pikachu? |
No it equals a Raichu.
Why am I the most superior being in existence? |
No, the cake is a lie.
Where are my pants? |
U left them at ur friends house and hes wearing them
What is the meaning of life.....in the terms of pokemon? |
Whatever you want it to be.
Where's my soda? |
I drank it?
When do pigs fly? |
When it rains money.
Should Pachirisu use follow me? |
No, because it's mah Pachirisu.
What happened? |
In my stomach
where is the pie? |
Not here.
Can I fly? |
Never
WHat counts as a stupid question? |
Any question with multiple vowels in it.
Where's my mommy? |
Your mommy's right behind you.
Do you think the sun is bright? |
Nope. It is too purple to be bright.
Who's that Pokemon? |
It's Ash!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? |
It's actually made of it the core is pure cheese while its harder on the outside
Whos idea was it to make magikarp? |
Ken Sugimori!
Are you a boy, or are you a girl? |
Forgot
How can u post that fast |
They cant stalk themselves
Why is archer awesome? |
Because he loves boy
When will ash become a pokemon master? |
When everybody else dies.
Are you a tree or a fish stick? |
It's dig trio
Who is the answer to a poke ball tree professor yugi oh card? |
Not me!
Where should I make a left turn at? |
The Wal-Mart.
What's with all the Gamestop events? |
It's Pikachu's fault.
Where should I make a right turn at? |
Wherever you want it to be.
Who broke the lamp? |
No, it's peanut butter jelly time!
And why should I care? |
Because I'm Medusa!
Are you gonna finish that? |
Yes I will.
Will someone ever be the very best, like no one ever was? |
No.
Can you help me? |
Yes, but I don't want to.
To be, or not to be? |
The park, 4:00 AM, because I can.
Is TV bad for me? |
No why would it be
Saying idk means dont talk to me right now right? |
Of course!
Where do I go? |
Phone home
Where is America? |
Here.
Was that a dream? |
No, its a nightmare
Wheres my nose? |
Nowhere, you don't have one.
Can I please do it later? |
Nope, NOW
Wheres the peanut butter? |
In my sandwich.
Do I like pie? |
Yes, you do.
What flavour is this pie? |
It is milk flavored.
What's wrong with you? |
Nothing.
Who goes there? |
Idk not my business
True or false apple is better than samsung |
Apple, because a Samsung a day doesn't keep the doctor away.
Can I sign up? |
Yes, you can.
Turn it down for what? |
For outting of the music, cause I'm in control now.
What's Otto spelled backwards? |
I don't know...that's too advanced for me :D
Can I fly? |
No, unless you're R. Kelly.
Why is popping tags f***ing awesome? |
Because they're anti-virus attacks.
How many horns does a goat have? |
Two.
How many Game Boys do I have? |
Enough.
Why does Lay's sell air? |
They don't, they sell clouds.
Can pigs fly? |
Yes. Cops may ride on planes.
Can cans can-can? |
No!
Where can I find a hamburger? |
In your local farm
What are doughnuts called? |
In a cop's belly!
Are polar bears detailed writers? |
They're called furies for a reason
Why do you speak English? - The Pardigmatic Guardian of Ideals |
Because is like the only language i knows
Where am i? |
Not here.
Who said that? |
Ghandi?
Why was I banned? |
You weren't as active as before.
How much is a broom worth? |
As much as a dustpan. >:D
Why do my feet hurt? |
For playing games too much.
What's the sound of a dog? |
'IWANTKETCHUP!!!'
What do people look like? |
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