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Solar Snivy November 8th, 2014 5:37 AM

My cats.

Why is grass green?

Nakala Pri November 8th, 2014 9:50 PM

Because someone ate too much mint ice cream and threw up on it all

Why is Karin Uzumaki sexy? XD

☆Rei☆ November 12th, 2014 8:00 PM

Because she needs something to compensate for being an idiot.

Are there elephants involved someone replaces braces with spaces in cases where braces in places causes stasis?

Sonata November 12th, 2014 8:09 PM

Not elephants, Cthulhu.

Does the sun shine where the sun doesn't shine if you're inside of the sun?

Nakala Pri November 12th, 2014 8:14 PM

Maybe, ask Aqua Man, he'd know

Am I a sheep with a banjo for a wife?

☆Rei☆ November 12th, 2014 8:17 PM

No, you're a Survey Corps member that has a potato as a wife.

Did I really almost forget to put in a question but edited it before the "edited" thing appeared?

Nakala Pri November 13th, 2014 1:26 AM

Dunno, was too busy staring at my toe.

Is Karin Uzumaki actually a red jelly bean?

SapphireMillennium November 13th, 2014 10:29 AM

Yes because forty two.

What in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Sonata November 13th, 2014 1:31 PM

Bootylicious.

Where is my super suit?

Nakala Pri November 16th, 2014 1:24 AM

In my left nostril. B) My bogey wanted to wear it.

Why do I bear grudges against moddies? (VERY stupid question indeed)

blue November 16th, 2014 7:44 AM

Because it's never too late?

What time does it rain tomorrow?

GreenFlame November 16th, 2014 8:55 AM

Half past explosion.

Why did the car swerve just in time before it was about to hit the chocolate bar?

blue November 16th, 2014 10:49 AM

Because it couldn't become a seed

How did the elephant swim?

Nakala Pri November 17th, 2014 12:38 AM

Because he couldn't learn fly. :'( (Quite a lot of penguin in him, i'm afraid)

Why am I so darned geniusy?

blue November 17th, 2014 11:25 AM

Because it's not happening!

How am I not wrong?

Nakala Pri November 17th, 2014 11:07 PM

Like my FRIDGE MAGNET

Why did Amanda Redman totally punch that guys face? :^D

(Drakath) November 17th, 2014 11:58 PM

Because it was ugly

Why did yesterday eat tomorrow?

Sonata November 18th, 2014 1:00 AM

Because today isn't wednesday.

Why is Gaku so stronk?

Nakala Pri November 18th, 2014 2:43 AM

Because Gatou got sliced by Zabuza. >:^D

Why am I such a copycat?

SapphireMillennium November 18th, 2014 8:41 AM

Because cats use copy machines.

Why can't we eat paint? ;(

blue November 18th, 2014 1:48 PM

Because it is edible only on a different planet.

What time isn't it?

Nakala Pri November 19th, 2014 2:28 AM

Half past egg the paparazzi :^D

Am I sarcastic toad or a pea?

blue November 19th, 2014 11:10 AM

It wasn't, it was just mischievous.

How many eggs does the sun have?

Nakala Pri November 19th, 2014 6:09 PM

As many as you can count. >:^D

Am I a pickle or a loop? 8)

babyxd001 November 19th, 2014 6:33 PM

You are a shoelace between the teeth of a beaver.

Do penguins enjoy belly dancing at midnight?

Disolia November 19th, 2014 7:20 PM

Due to radical opposition of tiny particles intensifying the flux, particles are forced down in all directions onto all isolated objects within the universe, penguins are able to enjoy their ritualistic festival of belly dances at high moon. Unfortunately due to other worldly conflictions in the past during the time of deer, with fault due to the goddess arthemis who stopped the child of Iphigeneia, the olden penguins method became oppressed. So with a heavy heart each one of the tribal penguins must now give up one of their freshly caught fish. Still even with this minor confliction the festival is still a major event that is loved by all of penguin kind.

Am I your Rhythm Princess?

Nakala Pri November 19th, 2014 9:22 PM

Only when Danny DeVito is busy

Is this seaweed actually a secret spy who will strangle me in my sleep??!!!

blue November 20th, 2014 10:35 AM

No, she.

Extreme weather conditions?

Disolia November 20th, 2014 12:18 PM

Once their was a selfish king who desired to know how much gold was in his crown. But due to the irregular shape of the crown their was no viable method at the time to determine it's volume through mathematics. Consumed by curiousity the noble king went to Archimedes, a man with great intelligence!
Archimedes humbly accepted the challenge and was at first baffled on how he would calculate the volume of gold. It wasn't until one of his baths that he noticed the water in tub he was in raised when he entered, there the solution became obvious and he realized he could measure the volume of an object by immersing it and measuring how much the water rose.

Thus discovering the principle of displacement, and raising the desire in man to throw heavy objects into formations of water giving us more reason to rock our boats! But, no. No rocking here.

If I dance, will I explode?

blue November 20th, 2014 2:40 PM

No, that doesn't happen unless it is Tuesday!

How many lefts does it take to become right?

Nakala Pri November 21st, 2014 4:30 AM

Nah, burping is the way to go.

Should I eat a gumboot?

blue November 21st, 2014 5:54 AM

Not today.

How old is never?

Nakala Pri November 21st, 2014 6:13 AM

Um... five?

Why is it my birthday tomorrow?

blue November 21st, 2014 11:04 AM

Because it's yesterday that isn't now.

How did the hat do?

blue November 21st, 2014 2:27 PM

It's not, it's just tired.

Why doesn't winter come before fall?

Nakala Pri November 21st, 2014 11:56 PM

Because the hermits would die!

Why do tornadoes eat flies?

blue November 22nd, 2014 1:27 PM

It's just happy.

How does blue turn green?

Nakala Pri November 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM

Because it ate a bogey. D:

Why did the toddler cross the road? 8D

blue November 23rd, 2014 7:27 AM

It's long, that's why!

How does the bird not dance?

sword November 23rd, 2014 5:23 PM

Why Human Have Brains?

Pinkie-Dawn November 28th, 2014 7:23 AM

Because we have lonely hearts.


What comes after two?

utatheghoul November 29th, 2014 8:36 AM

the calm

how do people draw such amazing art while mine looks like a potato drew it?

Pinkie-Dawn December 1st, 2014 10:03 AM

Free time.

What does a remote shaped like?

Kyoe December 2nd, 2014 8:27 AM

Because you keep picking at it.

Why is my blanket shedding?

Emboar December 3rd, 2014 4:34 PM

Because it was sad.

Where is the tree?

Emboar December 3rd, 2014 5:47 PM

In the bush, but be careful, the bush has thorns.

Who invented pigs?

Dedenne1 December 3rd, 2014 5:51 PM

Sir Piglington from a place i think.
Where is the world?

Emboar December 3rd, 2014 5:56 PM

Over there!

Did you seriously just do that?

Emboar December 3rd, 2014 7:08 PM

Because I'm sitting in a chair.

Where is the local vending machine?

Astraea December 4th, 2014 12:17 AM

Inside my stomach

Where do dinosaurs come from

Lycanthropy December 4th, 2014 6:26 AM

They're revived from fossils.

What will be the next question?

Emboar December 4th, 2014 7:29 PM

B. Or pumpkin pie.

Where is my cat?

Astraea December 4th, 2014 8:40 PM

Cause it was made out of dirt

Where do pokemon come from?

sword December 4th, 2014 8:42 PM

From Imagination

Why There is Schools?

Astraea December 4th, 2014 8:51 PM

To ruin our lazy lives

Why do rules exist?

Sonata December 4th, 2014 11:49 PM

To restrain the fun we should be able to have.

Why isn't playdoh edible?

Emboar December 5th, 2014 9:34 AM

Because I don't like pie.

Are cows more useful than pigs?

pokgam December 5th, 2014 10:10 AM

why name of Pikachu is Pikachu?

Emboar December 5th, 2014 5:39 PM

Because Michael Jackson wanted it to be named Pikachu.


Speaking of Michael Jackson, where is Michael Jackson?

Astraea December 6th, 2014 2:46 AM

Anyone whose name is Stevie is Stevie

Why do you wear socks

classiccartoonsftw December 6th, 2014 4:19 AM

Because Christmas is nearing.

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?

Sonata December 6th, 2014 5:32 AM

Baby boom boom.

How long should I wait on hold with the hindu tech support guy before I start talking in a hindu tech support guy accent back to him?

Astraea December 6th, 2014 6:26 AM

Until your phone bills exceeds the limit

what should I do after I lose a football match 9-0

blue December 6th, 2014 7:16 AM

Win 6-3 obviously.

How did the squirrel fly?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 8:07 AM

It rode a bird!

Are turtles good dancers?

blue December 6th, 2014 10:12 AM

No, they just roll!

What car doesn't drive?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 10:33 AM

That cute, red one.

Do I have the ability to yawn?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 10:42 AM

'Cause they don't have jumping shoes.

Is this good?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 3:19 PM

Because it just got kicked.

On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 6:12 PM

No, Attack!

Do I make sense?

Sonata December 6th, 2014 6:17 PM

Change is irrelevant.

Can't an ant pant the dant?

Emboar December 6th, 2014 6:44 PM

No, but an ant can apparently climb a rubber tree plant.

Who grows socks?

│Medic│ December 7th, 2014 2:18 AM

And thus, User 101 -- once a lowly sock-grower -- misplaced his memories while in search for the Great Beyond.

Does anyone know what constitutes for even forgotten not having been simply to later exist forward ground, lest we royally onward tip requested harvest tumbleweeds?

Nakala Pri December 7th, 2014 5:57 AM

No, but I might. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png

Why do the birds appear in the sky, every time Hayden Christensen walks by? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png

blue December 7th, 2014 6:20 AM

They don't, they just turn invisible!

What time does it rain in Australia?

Nakala Pri December 7th, 2014 6:24 AM

Quarter past haddock belly button

Why does the Sahara dessert taste funny?

Emboar December 7th, 2014 6:28 AM

'Cause you put too much whipped cream on it!

Am I right, or am I right?

Emboar December 7th, 2014 10:10 AM

No, fly like penguin.

Am I sorry?

Sonata December 7th, 2014 1:33 PM

No, you're patrick.

Are turnips blue when the sky goes cuckoo?

Emboar December 7th, 2014 2:55 PM

Oh but of course.

Does it even matter?

Astraea December 7th, 2014 10:48 PM

Cause its made that way

Why do we play pokemon?

Emboar December 8th, 2014 4:10 AM

Because it makes us.

Do you want some advice?

Astraea December 8th, 2014 10:03 AM

No, cause you need to sign up as my advisor :P

Why do computer has mouse, doesn't it makes cats confused?

Emboar December 8th, 2014 7:21 PM

No, mice are so last year.

Are birds in?

Astraea December 9th, 2014 1:45 AM

Nope, they flew away

Will dragons eat us?

Emboar December 9th, 2014 5:14 AM

Yes, they have to eat too!

Would it even be possible for me to be eaten?

Astraea December 9th, 2014 5:17 AM

Yes a fire breather can eat you

Would the world ever have no borders

Astraea December 9th, 2014 7:58 AM

Yes sure in dreams

Will ash ever win a league?

Sonata December 9th, 2014 10:17 AM

Will pokemon ever end? No. So your answer is no.

Will Ash ever age?

Emboar December 9th, 2014 6:32 PM

NO!

Who is Bigfoot?

Sonata December 9th, 2014 6:58 PM

Todo.

Razzledazzle, or fazzletazzle?

Emboar December 9th, 2014 7:09 PM

Sparklez.

How much time do we have?

Astraea December 9th, 2014 8:09 PM

We have time until we die

Is there anything to prevent death

Sonata December 9th, 2014 8:15 PM

Life prevents death, momentarily.

Does Shen beget Hen or did Shin beget Hin?

Astraea December 9th, 2014 8:44 PM

Shin beget hin

Can we get 4 legs?

Astraea December 9th, 2014 11:01 PM

Yae but for only 5 seconds

Can I walk on water?

Nakala Pri December 10th, 2014 12:58 AM

If you focus the chakra to your feet... THEN NO https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png

Can I turn into a cyclops without losing an eye? ;(

Astraea December 10th, 2014 1:12 AM

Yes, you can becoming one by **throwing away** an eye

Can I be a 5 year old kid again

Nakala Pri December 10th, 2014 1:24 AM

Only if you give me your boxers

What is a fish if it is not to wish to kiss a knish

Astraea December 10th, 2014 2:02 AM

A fish that we eat as a dish

How can we enter the pokemon world


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