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My cats.
Why is grass green? |
Because someone ate too much mint ice cream and threw up on it all
Why is Karin Uzumaki sexy? XD |
Because she needs something to compensate for being an idiot.
Are there elephants involved someone replaces braces with spaces in cases where braces in places causes stasis? |
Not elephants, Cthulhu.
Does the sun shine where the sun doesn't shine if you're inside of the sun? |
Maybe, ask Aqua Man, he'd know
Am I a sheep with a banjo for a wife? |
No, you're a Survey Corps member that has a potato as a wife.
Did I really almost forget to put in a question but edited it before the "edited" thing appeared? |
Dunno, was too busy staring at my toe.
Is Karin Uzumaki actually a red jelly bean? |
Yes because forty two.
What in the world is Carmen Sandiego? |
Bootylicious.
Where is my super suit? |
In my left nostril. B) My bogey wanted to wear it.
Why do I bear grudges against moddies? (VERY stupid question indeed) |
Because it's never too late?
What time does it rain tomorrow? |
Half past explosion.
Why did the car swerve just in time before it was about to hit the chocolate bar? |
Because it couldn't become a seed
How did the elephant swim? |
Because he couldn't learn fly. :'( (Quite a lot of penguin in him, i'm afraid)
Why am I so darned geniusy? |
Because it's not happening!
How am I not wrong? |
Like my FRIDGE MAGNET
Why did Amanda Redman totally punch that guys face? :^D |
Because it was ugly
Why did yesterday eat tomorrow? |
Because today isn't wednesday.
Why is Gaku so stronk? |
Because Gatou got sliced by Zabuza. >:^D
Why am I such a copycat? |
Because cats use copy machines.
Why can't we eat paint? ;( |
Because it is edible only on a different planet.
What time isn't it? |
Half past egg the paparazzi :^D
Am I sarcastic toad or a pea? |
It wasn't, it was just mischievous.
How many eggs does the sun have? |
As many as you can count. >:^D
Am I a pickle or a loop? 8) |
You are a shoelace between the teeth of a beaver.
Do penguins enjoy belly dancing at midnight? |
Due to radical opposition of tiny particles intensifying the flux, particles are forced down in all directions onto all isolated objects within the universe, penguins are able to enjoy their ritualistic festival of belly dances at high moon. Unfortunately due to other worldly conflictions in the past during the time of deer, with fault due to the goddess arthemis who stopped the child of Iphigeneia, the olden penguins method became oppressed. So with a heavy heart each one of the tribal penguins must now give up one of their freshly caught fish. Still even with this minor confliction the festival is still a major event that is loved by all of penguin kind.
Am I your Rhythm Princess? |
Only when Danny DeVito is busy
Is this seaweed actually a secret spy who will strangle me in my sleep??!!! |
No, she.
Extreme weather conditions? |
Once their was a selfish king who desired to know how much gold was in his crown. But due to the irregular shape of the crown their was no viable method at the time to determine it's volume through mathematics. Consumed by curiousity the noble king went to Archimedes, a man with great intelligence!
Archimedes humbly accepted the challenge and was at first baffled on how he would calculate the volume of gold. It wasn't until one of his baths that he noticed the water in tub he was in raised when he entered, there the solution became obvious and he realized he could measure the volume of an object by immersing it and measuring how much the water rose. Thus discovering the principle of displacement, and raising the desire in man to throw heavy objects into formations of water giving us more reason to rock our boats! But, no. No rocking here. If I dance, will I explode? |
No, that doesn't happen unless it is Tuesday!
How many lefts does it take to become right? |
Nah, burping is the way to go.
Should I eat a gumboot? |
Not today.
How old is never? |
Um... five?
Why is it my birthday tomorrow? |
Because it's yesterday that isn't now.
How did the hat do? |
It's not, it's just tired.
Why doesn't winter come before fall? |
Because the hermits would die!
Why do tornadoes eat flies? |
It's just happy.
How does blue turn green? |
Because it ate a bogey. D:
Why did the toddler cross the road? 8D |
It's long, that's why!
How does the bird not dance? |
Why Human Have Brains?
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Because we have lonely hearts.
What comes after two? |
the calm
how do people draw such amazing art while mine looks like a potato drew it? |
Free time.
What does a remote shaped like? |
Because you keep picking at it.
Why is my blanket shedding? |
Because it was sad.
Where is the tree? |
In the bush, but be careful, the bush has thorns.
Who invented pigs? |
Sir Piglington from a place i think.
Where is the world? |
Over there!
Did you seriously just do that? |
Because I'm sitting in a chair.
Where is the local vending machine? |
Inside my stomach
Where do dinosaurs come from |
They're revived from fossils.
What will be the next question? |
B. Or pumpkin pie.
Where is my cat? |
Cause it was made out of dirt
Where do pokemon come from? |
From Imagination
Why There is Schools? |
To ruin our lazy lives
Why do rules exist? |
To restrain the fun we should be able to have.
Why isn't playdoh edible? |
Because I don't like pie.
Are cows more useful than pigs? |
why name of Pikachu is Pikachu?
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Because Michael Jackson wanted it to be named Pikachu.
Speaking of Michael Jackson, where is Michael Jackson? |
Anyone whose name is Stevie is Stevie
Why do you wear socks |
Because Christmas is nearing.
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys? |
Baby boom boom.
How long should I wait on hold with the hindu tech support guy before I start talking in a hindu tech support guy accent back to him? |
Until your phone bills exceeds the limit
what should I do after I lose a football match 9-0 |
Win 6-3 obviously.
How did the squirrel fly? |
It rode a bird!
Are turtles good dancers? |
No, they just roll!
What car doesn't drive? |
That cute, red one.
Do I have the ability to yawn? |
'Cause they don't have jumping shoes.
Is this good? |
Because it just got kicked.
On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite letter of the alphabet? |
No, Attack!
Do I make sense? |
Change is irrelevant.
Can't an ant pant the dant? |
No, but an ant can apparently climb a rubber tree plant.
Who grows socks? |
And thus, User 101 -- once a lowly sock-grower -- misplaced his memories while in search for the Great Beyond.
Does anyone know what constitutes for even forgotten not having been simply to later exist forward ground, lest we royally onward tip requested harvest tumbleweeds? |
No, but I might. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png
Why do the birds appear in the sky, every time Hayden Christensen walks by? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png |
They don't, they just turn invisible!
What time does it rain in Australia? |
Quarter past haddock belly button
Why does the Sahara dessert taste funny? |
'Cause you put too much whipped cream on it!
Am I right, or am I right? |
No, fly like penguin.
Am I sorry? |
No, you're patrick.
Are turnips blue when the sky goes cuckoo? |
Oh but of course.
Does it even matter? |
Cause its made that way
Why do we play pokemon? |
Because it makes us.
Do you want some advice? |
No, cause you need to sign up as my advisor :P
Why do computer has mouse, doesn't it makes cats confused? |
No, mice are so last year.
Are birds in? |
Nope, they flew away
Will dragons eat us? |
Yes, they have to eat too!
Would it even be possible for me to be eaten? |
Yes a fire breather can eat you
Would the world ever have no borders |
Yes sure in dreams
Will ash ever win a league? |
Will pokemon ever end? No. So your answer is no.
Will Ash ever age? |
NO!
Who is Bigfoot? |
Todo.
Razzledazzle, or fazzletazzle? |
Sparklez.
How much time do we have? |
We have time until we die
Is there anything to prevent death |
Life prevents death, momentarily.
Does Shen beget Hen or did Shin beget Hin? |
Shin beget hin
Can we get 4 legs? |
Yae but for only 5 seconds
Can I walk on water? |
If you focus the chakra to your feet... THEN NO https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png
Can I turn into a cyclops without losing an eye? ;( |
Yes, you can becoming one by **throwing away** an eye
Can I be a 5 year old kid again |
Only if you give me your boxers
What is a fish if it is not to wish to kiss a knish |
A fish that we eat as a dish
How can we enter the pokemon world |
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