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OK n the day of your birthday and your country's power supply will end forever that day.
Are ants smarter than elephant? |
Of course they are, they have bigger brains.
When did God schedule the end of the universe? |
Nobody knows.
Is this a stupid question? |
Yep. Cause you got mindless since you got 1000 posts ;)
Why do some people eat burger without sauce |
Turns out sauce was made of corpses.
How many strikes until it's an out? |
None, because they are no outs in bowling. :)
Is mayonnaise an instrument? |
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Snooping as usual, I see? |
In your dreams, loser.
What's a Tumblr? |
A person who likes to roll down hills in a tumbling fashion.
If tomatoes are fruits, does that make ketchup a smoothie? |
No, it's a living creature in its own right. Down with labels!
If I am on Mars why am I on Jupiter and Saturn? |
Probably because you were born on the wrong generation.
Where should I recharge my cellphone? |
In the shower. Yes. I am totally not trying to get people killed. :D I am way too innocent. XD
What is Pokemon? |
Holographic monsters that pop out of your cards.
How much do I need to win in 21? |
The amount needed to win in Blackjack (a.k.a. 21) is lower than 22
*holding a baguette* How do get this bread to fit into the toaster? |
Does this comment make me look like a noob:D
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Nope, you look like a boob!
Is mucus edible? |
Yeah, but only if you eat it through your nose!
Does Espeon's generation 3 sprite caption itself like Bi*ch, I'm fabulous! |
No, that was Umbreon's sprite.
Are hair pieces sharp? |
Only if you play them out of tune.
You mean there's a new Pokemon called Therapy? |
No, it's called Canopy!
Can a stylus draw on the air? |
Only if you say the words stylus drawes.
Can you choke on pudding? |
Only if there are chewy bits in it.
Will you trade your Raichu for my Electrode? |
Nickname it Guile and have sonic boom.
Is magikarp in the uber tier? |
No, it was banned from UBER for being too powerful.
Can Infernape learn Close Combat? |
Nope it learns steel wing after you battle in the rain on a friday between 7 to 8PM
while holding a water stone. Is Gardevoir a maid? |
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