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MathewCS July 17th, 2014 5:35 PM

From eggs, they are brought by a Pelipper.

how can i have a girlfriend?

SmashBrony July 17th, 2014 6:52 PM

Show your love by presenting her with a deformed frisbee!
(those who watches Mr1upz vidoes on YouTube will be the most likely to get my joke)

Why is fire cold?

Polar Spectrum July 17th, 2014 6:59 PM

Because Sandra Bullock ruined the heat.


What is a man?

SmashBrony July 17th, 2014 7:05 PM

Mewtwo is a man!
So that makes me the manliest person here!
Oh yeah!

When is the "eat an ox"?

MathewCS July 17th, 2014 9:07 PM

is that you have to eat an ox

why my tea is not hot?

DarkIllumination July 17th, 2014 9:08 PM

On a tuesday while wearing a bandana during a storm and reading 50 shades of grey while wonder trading zoidberg for ramen while resetting the genesis with a nintoaster on the year of yoshi and eating beacon pancakes while traveling through time on a boat caused the tea to cool down.



Why does capcom hate megaman, devil may cry, and love being jerks to fans?

Polar Spectrum July 17th, 2014 9:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkIllumination (Post 8355774)
On a tuesday while wearing a bandana during a storm and reading 50 shades of grey while wonder trading zoidberg for ramen while resetting the genesis with a nintoaster on the year of yoshi and eating beacon pancakes while traveling through time on a boat caused the tea to cool down.



Why does capcom hate megaman, devil may cry, and love being jerks to fans?


Because when Bill Gates left Nintendo in the hands of Steve Jobs, he made sure that Ken Sugimori would never work on Sonic again.

How come when I use follow me in single battles, it doesn't stop them from attacking my teammates?

Pryze July 18th, 2014 9:01 AM

Because your opponent watches public television. He knows it's better to be a leader than a follower.

What does my fish do when I'm not home?

Synerjee July 18th, 2014 9:10 AM

It watches soap operas on the telly. DUH.

Do you think snow is cold?

Polar Spectrum July 18th, 2014 9:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn Reverie (Post 8356524)
It watches soap operas on the telly. DUH.

Do you think water can melon?


It has to have enough additional pylons constructed in order to do so, but yes.

Where's the beef?

MathewCS July 18th, 2014 12:52 PM

the beef is in the grill, when it ends grilling it will become a fried chicken and it will fly across the sea and underearth.


why i can't play pokemon in super nintendo?

Apollo July 19th, 2014 11:46 PM

Super Nintendo can only play so much games until it passes out. Make sure you let it rest for a good 12 hours, and try again.

Why did the Titanic sink?

MathewCS July 20th, 2014 1:02 AM

because there isn't pokemon for super nintendo >:c

why no one takes attention to this stupid questions?

classiccartoonsftw July 20th, 2014 2:08 AM

You can't take attention, you need to pay for it.

Who likes trains?

Synerjee July 20th, 2014 3:10 AM

Your dog does. He dreams of one day becoming a train conductor.

Why is water liquid?

MathewCS July 20th, 2014 12:54 PM

because the sun is hot


why the hooked MathewCS attacked?

SmashBrony July 23rd, 2014 12:25 PM

Because it hates the meatless bait you used!

Is Pikachu the natural predator of Tyrantrum?

Apollo July 24th, 2014 4:21 AM

No, but Princess Peach is a big threat to Tyrantrum.

Did flowers grow on houses five years ago?

SmashBrony July 24th, 2014 7:33 PM

No, but we lived in giant mushrooms yesterday...

Why are swords jealous of pencils?

Sylleria July 26th, 2014 7:59 AM

Because everyone uses pencils, now.
Why is everyone saying the Earth isn't flat?

DarkIllumination July 26th, 2014 12:38 PM

Because the sun isn't flat or the moon.

Can I fire my lazer?

Jonkane July 26th, 2014 12:52 PM

Only if you shoop da woop.

Does oxygen have a taste or have we all just gotten use to it?

Lusus July 26th, 2014 1:46 PM

Yes it has a taste, it tastes like water.

Why do we need blood in our veins?

SmashBrony July 28th, 2014 11:11 AM

Because cars pollutes the air worse than any number of Koffing & Weezing,
as well as Zubat & Golbat!

Why does Cyborg of Teen Titans hates bananas?

acatfrommars July 28th, 2014 3:44 PM

Because I drank it all last night, sorry!

Where did my pizza rolls go?


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