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Devoxys12 September 19th, 2014 4:48 PM

No, that was a mushroom.
Is this statement false?

Emboar September 19th, 2014 5:11 PM

No, but you've got to take good care of your statement if you want to keep it.

Who just sneezed?

Emboar September 19th, 2014 5:21 PM

Because you do!!

What happened to the cliff?

blue September 19th, 2014 5:22 PM

It became no more

What if not even?

Emboar September 19th, 2014 5:27 PM

Then where if odd.

Does to moose like cheese? (I was going to make it a cheese sandwich.)

Devoxys12 September 20th, 2014 5:07 AM

No, they like mousse.
Why is there gravity?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 10:20 AM

To be super-effective against fires!

Am I a firefighter?

blue September 20th, 2014 10:39 AM

No you are police

What time did the bear go to the shop?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 10:49 AM

July 5th, 1991, at 4:02 PM.

Can I Google that for you?

blue September 20th, 2014 11:43 AM

Yes, aslong as you Yahoo it too.

What returns?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 12:12 PM

Whatever doesn't unstraighten.

Are triangles letters or numbers?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 12:44 PM

Because you're Captain Toad.

Where did the toad go with my bike?

Centipede Chan September 20th, 2014 12:49 PM

Because he couldn't hop on a scooter.

What are wooden fences made out of?

blue September 20th, 2014 3:25 PM

Because they like to party, hard.

What if light was night?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 3:29 PM

Then dark would be park.

Can I go to the park?

Devoxys12 September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM

No, but you can go to the night club.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Emboar September 20th, 2014 5:00 PM

Meh, only about 2 trees.

Why can't pigs fly?

blue September 21st, 2014 3:01 AM

Because they walk not fly

How did the cat cross the road?

Morgnarok September 21st, 2014 4:10 AM

He didn't, He crawled.

What is a cat?

blue September 21st, 2014 4:18 AM

Not a cat, obviously.

How does the phone dance?

Morgnarok September 21st, 2014 4:21 AM

You throw it very hard and watch it bounce.

How do I make a pancake?

Devoxys12 September 21st, 2014 4:44 AM

Put frosting on a pan.
How much deer could a killdeer kill if a killdeer could kill deer?

Morgnarok September 21st, 2014 4:52 AM

none?

What is hunger?

blue September 21st, 2014 4:55 AM

The opposite to thirst

How old is young?

Morgnarok September 21st, 2014 4:56 AM

Birth

What is a Pokemon?


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