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No, that was a mushroom.
Is this statement false? |
No, but you've got to take good care of your statement if you want to keep it.
Who just sneezed? |
Because you do!!
What happened to the cliff? |
It became no more
What if not even? |
Then where if odd.
Does to moose like cheese? (I was going to make it a cheese sandwich.) |
No, they like mousse.
Why is there gravity? |
To be super-effective against fires!
Am I a firefighter? |
No you are police
What time did the bear go to the shop? |
July 5th, 1991, at 4:02 PM.
Can I Google that for you? |
Yes, aslong as you Yahoo it too.
What returns? |
Whatever doesn't unstraighten.
Are triangles letters or numbers? |
Because you're Captain Toad.
Where did the toad go with my bike? |
Because he couldn't hop on a scooter.
What are wooden fences made out of? |
Because they like to party, hard.
What if light was night? |
Then dark would be park.
Can I go to the park? |
No, but you can go to the night club.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Meh, only about 2 trees.
Why can't pigs fly? |
Because they walk not fly
How did the cat cross the road? |
He didn't, He crawled.
What is a cat? |
Not a cat, obviously.
How does the phone dance? |
You throw it very hard and watch it bounce.
How do I make a pancake? |
Put frosting on a pan.
How much deer could a killdeer kill if a killdeer could kill deer? |
none?
What is hunger? |
The opposite to thirst
How old is young? |
Birth
What is a Pokemon? |
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