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Pokemon is life.
Mountains? |
Trees!
Do I have to go to school tomorrow? |
No, tomorrow is Monday which is a weekend!
Are there trees in space? |
Anything you can think of is in space.
Do you know how the chicken killed the rooster? |
Because there breast are too large lol
Why are my pants to small? |
It isn't, your jacket is silver.
Can I have a watch? |
No, but you can have a tank!
Can you not do that? |
No! *sticks out tongue*
Why did the black hole cross the road? |
It's not, the sand is brown.
Who did it? |
No, everybody knows that money comes from candy!
Where is my dog? |
Over there. He's fighting a girl with a sword-wand thing, a puny boxer, a Charizard and a Greninja with his friend, a duck.
How do I switch forms? |
Touch a rock.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? |
Only during 9 AM to 3 PM.
Where is my head? |
You don't wanna know.
Where's Waldo? |
Easy, look for the man in the red and white striped hat, striped shirt of the same color, blue jeans, and round glasses.
What should I do? |
Wait, patiently and dance.
When is left right? |
When right is wrong.
When is a door not a door? |
When it's not a door. Duh.
If the radius of potato is equal to the sum of pinapple + the colour purple, how many Unicorns can swim through space, and at what time does the cow jump over the moon? :3 |
When the fat lady sings.
What is another word for thesaurus? |
Because words make the world go 'round~
Why isn't purple a food? |
Because purple can't be a food and an element!
Where do I put my socks? |
In your dresser drawer.
Where do you put food? |
Inside light bulbs.
Where's my hat? |
On your head......lights.
Do you think dogs can bark? |
No they can woof.
Are cars real? |
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