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Sopheria January 18th, 2014 4:07 PM

I've come to take it by force.

Are we there yet?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 4:19 PM

No, the Navigator's broken!

Is the house done yet?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:24 PM

Some Lighting juz blow it up!

Is school dead yet?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 4:27 PM

No, it's still here.

Why people still use Macs?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:32 PM

Cus Macs is going down, and stupid people still wanna support it

Why pokemon make me wanna love them?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 4:36 PM

They are in constant need for a mother.


Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 4:43 PM

Me

Does Dinosaur eat poop?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 5:39 PM

Only if they drink pee


Why am I feeling cold?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 5:50 PM

Cus you are now on an big iceberg~

Can i get some coffee?

Pinkie-Dawn January 18th, 2014 6:12 PM

Only if you stop playing that annoying theme music.


Where is the secret weapon?

Flakey Bear January 18th, 2014 7:22 PM

In the safe. Make it safe!

But will it blend?

MaskedDJ January 18th, 2014 8:53 PM

No!~

How can i lose to an ant?

Retom January 19th, 2014 4:54 PM

By the ant biting you

Can i smell my feet by dipping them in hot cheese while sitting in the fridge

DowntownDumpling January 19th, 2014 8:18 PM

Yes.



Why does it have to be so hard to let go? I can tell myself I want to be happy. I can spend hours - days, even - wracking my head for something to convince myself that it's okay, that I'm worthy, that I'll get better. But like trying to grab greasy basketballs with one greasy mitten, I'm never able to; the memories of better times taunt me as they dance just out of my reach. My yearning to feel good again and constantly being let down brings into question whether I even know what it means to want it.

My friends have been able to take their tragedies much more in stride. Some of them become cold, dead husks, but damn it all, foliage grows again in them eventually. Instead, I'm left with plastic flowers while galloping meadows of real ones vibrate tantalizingly just outside. I can't move, and it makes me so sick.

And some of them just bounce right back. They're the really lucky ones. I'd like to drag one down to my level and show her just how deep and dismal the slums can be when you've been in the bourgeois your whole life. In an act lying uncomfortably between catharsis and plain hatred, I want them to feel what I feel, and I want to watch them cry and kick them. And they'll still be better than me.

The last guy I was with used to flinch when I tried to grab him. I thought it was just him being the stoic, the cutely antisocial, him. I loved him. He put up with me, and what I thought was unimpressive I now see as saintdom. He usually let me run up and catch him anyway. Until the last time, that is.

Why do I always hang myself up, primed for failure? Is it really such a god-damn crime to want to be happy? To want to take others along for the ride? Never to be satisfied with last place? Who wrote the laws, anyhow? I just want to be loved. I just want to be happy. I want to run up to someone, something and have him, her, it approach me in the same direction. Even meeting me a quarter of the way would be nice, instead of me having to meet him more than two-halves of the way after he runs away a little, even without meaning to. Why can't I have that? Why don't I deserve that?

Why?

Ultramarine January 19th, 2014 8:27 PM

Because you lack a chinchilla in your life.

Why can't sloppy joes be clean?

Outlier January 20th, 2014 2:54 AM

Yes.

Where DON'T babies come from?

Fernbutter January 20th, 2014 4:32 AM

eggs

Why do we ask stupid questions?

DowntownDumpling January 20th, 2014 8:48 AM

It's usually estimated to be between 71.01 and 73.68, with a recently released 95% confidence interval ranging from 66.53% to 80.24%.

Why is Earth a square?

Ultramarine January 20th, 2014 10:21 AM

Because the cow jumped over the moon.

Who is the piano man?

Pinkie-Dawn January 20th, 2014 11:13 AM

The Spider-Man.


What is Winx?

Sopheria January 20th, 2014 12:29 PM

I think it's a cartoon with like, fairies and stuff?

Why vegetables?

Pinkie-Dawn January 20th, 2014 12:40 PM

Because Green is not a creative color.


Who is the Muffin Man?

Ultramarine January 20th, 2014 12:51 PM

Professor Elm.

If a Dialga walks into the bar, what colour are Ash' pants?

Sopheria January 20th, 2014 2:06 PM

The answer is yes.

How many fire hydrants can a dinosaur's teddy bear fit into a parking ticket?

Crunch Punch January 20th, 2014 3:11 PM

Fifteen, more or less.

What is life?


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