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They're revived from fossils.
What will be the next question? |
B. Or pumpkin pie.
Where is my cat? |
Cause it was made out of dirt
Where do pokemon come from? |
From Imagination
Why There is Schools? |
To ruin our lazy lives
Why do rules exist? |
To restrain the fun we should be able to have.
Why isn't playdoh edible? |
Because I don't like pie.
Are cows more useful than pigs? |
why name of Pikachu is Pikachu?
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Because Michael Jackson wanted it to be named Pikachu.
Speaking of Michael Jackson, where is Michael Jackson? |
Anyone whose name is Stevie is Stevie
Why do you wear socks |
Because Christmas is nearing.
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys? |
Baby boom boom.
How long should I wait on hold with the hindu tech support guy before I start talking in a hindu tech support guy accent back to him? |
Until your phone bills exceeds the limit
what should I do after I lose a football match 9-0 |
Win 6-3 obviously.
How did the squirrel fly? |
It rode a bird!
Are turtles good dancers? |
No, they just roll!
What car doesn't drive? |
That cute, red one.
Do I have the ability to yawn? |
'Cause they don't have jumping shoes.
Is this good? |
Because it just got kicked.
On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite letter of the alphabet? |
No, Attack!
Do I make sense? |
Change is irrelevant.
Can't an ant pant the dant? |
No, but an ant can apparently climb a rubber tree plant.
Who grows socks? |
And thus, User 101 -- once a lowly sock-grower -- misplaced his memories while in search for the Great Beyond.
Does anyone know what constitutes for even forgotten not having been simply to later exist forward ground, lest we royally onward tip requested harvest tumbleweeds? |
No, but I might. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png
Why do the birds appear in the sky, every time Hayden Christensen walks by? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png |
They don't, they just turn invisible!
What time does it rain in Australia? |
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