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Nope.
Do you want to kiss the volcano? |
More than likely not, as volcanoes can reach temperatures hot enough to melt through most steels. Not to mention they aren't very good kissers. . . ashes in your mouth much?
Why isn't the water company paying for my postage? |
I know, right? Why isn't the postage company paying for your water?
What day is the Fourth of July? |
January 27th! You should be ashamed for not knowing that >:(
What happens to glue after it is eaten? |
It goes to your belly
Are you a member of this forum? |
no.
why do I exist? |
The ghost of Christmas past.
Why is there a bong in the middle of the hallway? |
Leeroy Jenkins!
Where am I? |
In a helicopter
Do you like it? |
No!
Am I eligible for the senior discount? |
Trick question, you don't.
Is it Christmas yet? |
No
Am I posting this post? |
No, your ghost is.
Where is the car? |
In hell
Where is the internet? |
Nowhere!
What's bigger, a trumpet, or a tuba? |
They are both unknown sizes.
Did you do it? |
No, of course not. I'm just a sweet old lady.
Are candy canes sweet? |
No, it's pepper lettuce.
Where does cabbage grow? |
We don't, we're just programmed by half-dead monkeys to think we need it.
Can I build a merry-go-round for the monkeys? |
No, it's a barrel of monkeys.
Should I fry an egg? |
Only if it's spicy.
What's inside your mouth? |
Food! Om nom nom
What is a square? |
Over there!
Can you please do it? |
You're too late, pizza time was over 30 minutes ago.
Where's my water? |
Maybe
How many donuts are there in a box of donuts? |
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