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The Nightclub (lite RPing for the casual forumer!)
The NightclubWelcome to FG's classic psuedo-rp! The Nightclub is a classy little establishment with its own bar and restaurant. The robot bartender will be able to get you anything you want, so order whatever you're craving. There's also occasional live music and always the option of karaoke and dancing, so have fun! although you will be playing yourself this is a psuedo-RP and not a chat thread so please make sure you are doing something relevant in each post! ex *gets up to rave with the mysteriously appearing zombie horde* |
*goes drunk as soon as he reaches the robot bartender*
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Are you drunk on hot chocolate again? Tsk. Would have expected more from a drug lord. *ponders a moment* I guess I'll get RumChata in a frappuccino. Hex yea.
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A druglord needs his daily dose of drunkness! *drinks and orders even more hot chocolate* Else the business will get ruined.
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You'd think business would be ruined faster if you were drunk all the time, wouldn't you? *sips on RumChata Frapp* Though I still don't believe you're getting drunk on that stuff. Sugar high, maybe, but drunk? Explain.
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*walks in and notices the Nova is drunk of they're ass again.*
D-Did I miss s-something? o^o *goes up to bartender and orders a shot of Scotch whiskey right away* |
*half drunk* Because there is this ingredient in it which is alcoholic, so that explains my drunkness.
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*waits for drink*
That doesn't actually explain anything, nor does it make sense. *looks around* Why,.. why is there nobody else here?! |
What the heck, where's that robot bartender got to? *smacks the counter* HEY! NEED SOME DRINKS OVER HERE, BUDDY!
*prods Nova* His explanation makes sense, but... I didn't think the hot chocolate was alcoholic. |
*walks in and orders a Chocolate Special*
Ahh, nothing like old times. |
Not yet, not yet. Don't be living in the past, hey? What's in that Chocolate Special, anyway?
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The secret is is that i secretly drink some beer while drinking hot chocolate!
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Oh, its just some ginseng and bourbon mixed in some chocolate milk. Sounds nasty, but tastes good.
*stirs drink before talking another sip* |
Do beer and hot chocolate even taste okay at all together?
And yeah, that does sound nasty. Sorry, I won't be trying that. D: I'll stick to my Rum Chata mixes~ *sips happily* Maybe I should get a snack, too? |
Now that that you mention it, a snack would be nice.
*waves to the bartender* Some saltines please? |
Hmm, I was thinking more about chocolate snacks, but actually... crackers and cheese sound nice. *glances around* Who wants to share a cheese platter?
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/BURST IN
Me I want to share a cheese platter give me the cheese platter |
Oop I forgot about Tara Summon Spell #4. *pats the barstool on her right* Come on, then, the cheese awaits ye~
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/goes to sit right on down
My stomach awaits the cheese! |
/me BURSTING IN
WAA SEI HAVING MOVES LIEK ME????? /me DANCE! |
*makes a cheese and cracker sandwich* Looks like someone's been bar-hopping! Cheers to you, man.
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CAN JOO DANCE LIEK DIS
BUSTING A MOVE |
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE in my chocolate latte melted too u fackin chocolate tender. ( wolf is getting pissed n goes in chocoholic rage) wheres my fackin chocolate latte u gidiot or I wipe ur face clean with my fist (the rage is getting worse when there is more chocolate chocoholism is bad follow my footsteps)
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Hey now, language is uncalled for. Bartender will hook you up if you don't be raging. *finished drink*
Now that that's out of the way... maybe I can dance. ;3 |
I ♥ raging im a chocoholic lol ( 5 roundz later wolf falls to da floor n dies, bartender gutz me n cutz my head 4 his mantle
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Catherine walks in and sits at the bar, undisturbed by the dead guy on the floor, as she's been here plenty of times before.
"Excuse me my good man, I'd like to order the milk steak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw please?" |
... *waits for drink that was ordered ages ago*
*Prods Nova with a knife...* *cuts nova* Hey, you drunk? |
(walks in and sighs, looking at the corpse on the floor) "Ashes of Resurrection!" (Waves wand, a cloud of ash appears on the corpse, dead corpse is restored to life) (sits down) "A hot chocolate with a little ginger please. I have come a long way." (PS: I am Mega-Lucario, so consider that when you read my post)
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*nibbles on crackers as I watch all the other excitement going on*
Sure is quite a commotion going on today. *gently nibbles some more* |
"Uhm, excuse me bartender, where the heck is my milk steak! I think I'm owed a melon soda float." Catherine pouts impatiently and crosses her arms.
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((guys the bartender is a robot feel free to control his bartender actions in your posts!!))
Getting lively in here, cool! *finds a spot where people wont look at her and starts dancing* |
"Hello mates! I wasn't invited but I might as well drop by. I heard about this party from one of my friends, who is over there! Nova!"
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... *prods Nova with knife repeatedly* hmm...
What else is there to do... I know! *pukes on counter* |
(Looks lonely, brings out a pack of fortune telling cards and reads Fernbutter's future)
"A blonde haired woman shall plant a seed of doubt in your mind. Beware red-haired strangers. Your lucky number is 333." |
*sees the cards* Oh, what, fortune telling? *skips across the room* Do mine, do mine!
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Ok then. (Shuffles, reads cards for Aquacorde) Soon you shall reconsider an action of yours. Beware a Pikachu holding a choice scarf. Your lucky number is 23. (Receives another hot chocolate with ginger from the robot barman)
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I do believe, koff~
That I feel lucky tonight. Now, who's up for a game of dice? And a private dance? Just asking, koffi~ |
Humm, 23 is a good number. That's a raspberry mocha. I'll drink that. HEY BARTENDER I WANT THAT. Don't know where I'm going to see a Pika with a Choice Scarf but I'll keep an eye out. But oh my god what am I going to reconsider? Is it important? Or something dumb like "should I eat my brother's snacks"??
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*walks inside a lively nightclub filled with vibrant people*
Oh dear, I wasn't expecting the club to be this hyper and all! Better find a place to sit at least. *finds an empty stool and sits beside the bar area* |
Minerva, you don't look so good. (Gets chamomile tea from bartender, adds a herbal powder to it) Here, drink it. It's good for the nerves.
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*skips up to the bar to claim her drink* So, the theory is, that having both caffeine and alcohol together cancel out the sleepiness and hyperactivity that would come from either. I wonder if that's legit?
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Dancing sounds fun. I think I'll dance.
*starts dancing to whatever is playing* |
*enters the club* 'Ssup, smelly ones! How are y'all doin' on thi- IS THAT A ROBOT!?! *Rushes up to robot bartender and tries to make it do "the Robot" *
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It's probably best not to question them, Arma. You never know what they might do. *slurps drink like a child and completely negates the air of knowledge she had been putting out*
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The valiant forensic detective walks right in the club. Well, he wasn't really a detective, but.. he's got a shiny badge! From a cereal box...
"It's been a while folks!" he greeted. Ah, but look who it is - the friendly robot! "Heey you ol' bucket of bolts, hangin' in there? Remember if you ever need some Oil to drink, it's on me!" he laughed hysterically, probably because he likes making himself laugh. A lot. |
(Looks at the detective with a slight air of humorous distaste)
Rejuvenate! (Draws a clock-like symbol I the air, badge turns into a rock, and back again) It's an illusion. The badge, the garments... you came to try and do me in, eh? I could escape, but I think it's a waste of time in the first place. Why are you really here...? (trails off) |
Oh whoa has this become a hideaway from criminals? Coooool. I thought it was just the drug lord's hangout; nice to see it's inclusive.
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I am no criminal. Hunter J wants me dead, is all. She took me when I was an egg. I somehow came to be raised by Dragonites and Absols, but Hunter J continues to pursue me out of spite.
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Oh that's pretty traumatic. The heck you hanging around a nightclub for? Well I mean, I guess J hasn't been known to hang around in clubs so you're probably alright here. I guess that makes sense?
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*wakes up from drunkness* Anyone wants a sample? I have more than enough!
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Ooooh boy, that ain't suspicious-sounding at all.
*wanders over anyway* Whatcha got, though? |
Free bubblegum with hotdog flavor and a secret ingredient I never shall reveal muhahaha.
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Hmm... sorry man, that does not sound like a positive experience. How in the world do you sell that?
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Did i hear bubblegum with hot-dog flavor?? Gimme Gimme gimme!!
Also, bartender, can i have another beer please?? |
Hi guys!
I'm underage, but don't worry. :3 *sits at the bar counter* what an interesting cast of people, including a Pokemon, that's around. |
*Walks into the nightclub and then grabs a seat. Then start flipping through the book of songs to figure out which one to sing*
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(Grabs cane from inside tiny satchel) Oh, the satchel? I magickally enlarged the capacity. I have more things in it than I can count. Anyway.. (Pokes the detective in the stomach, he backs off.) Good thing I learned that tongue tying magick. I'm safe with it. I have no grudge against you. Sit down. (Puts cane away, gets Akaran a hot chocolate with ginger) |
May I have a glass of Dragonite pee and Miltank chocolate milk please? I'm thirsty and don't feel like waiting. Bartender- the longer it takes, the tip dwindles. Hurry up, I'm angry! :)
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And why do you want to drink bladder excecretions?
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I'll have what he's having! I hear that stuff makes for quite the energy drink. Oh, and another milk steak please :3
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I think all of you are real! =)
Also, thanks for the hot chocolate lucariokul. Do you all come here often? *sips hot chocolate* |
*flips table*
Hmm... that happened. Wait- Wasn't I on the counter? ... *flips counter spilling all the drinks* *realizes drink was on the counter* "Dammit!" *Hops on Rukario and rides him around* |
What just happened...
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What did happen? Whatever it is, rukariokul needs to give me my steak, Dragonite pee, and Miltank chocolate milk. I'm pretty close to giving this place a bad review.
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*realizes that I need to have a drink before singing* Hey bartender, could you please bring me a rum and coke?
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Dragonite pee?
Okay, what. Is that even safe to drink? |
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I cannot teach magicks, it's the sort of thing that you need to learn for yourself. (sips hot chocolate)Huh? This is made with water, not milk! (Draws another spell in the air) Secret Ingredient! (Water in drink is replaced with milk) Perfect.
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Come on man! *jumps on Lucariokul and drinks his hot chocolate*
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"Whats all this noise you two are making!!" says the somewhat drunk Blaziken.
"can´t a Pokemon just get drunk and pass out on the counter in peace these days?" |
(gets BadPokemon off, casts burden again)
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*jumps on Lucariokul for a second time and says, "isn't this more of a morning club?*. Seriously lots of hot chocolate. *blazekin, too much tauros milk again? Jeez, you know your defense stats aren't high enough for such a drink!*.
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Damn, guys, has Nova been passing out his special treats again? What's with the crazy? haha
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"listen here you little 'mon" Slurred the drunk Blaziken. "Do you think your defenses are high enough to take a Blaze Kick?" He got up and walked towards the mon
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Of course! I'm a Kingler. I doubt you can take my crabhammer. Petty fire-type. *jugs 10 glasses of hot chocolate. Wanna go?*
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*Turns in the direction of the battle about to start* I hope it does not turn into a bar brawl. Course that might happen.
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The Blaziken tries to leap forward to attack the Kingler, but trips and falls on his face.
Suddenly, you can hear him start snoring "Zzz Zzz" |
Come to me Blaziken. Come and get your special treat!
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Kingler sympathies with Blazekin and brings him home to take care of him. They are ready to hit the night club again the next day. What will they be serving? After all the hot chocolate I'm afraid they have run out. *Miltank!*
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Blaziken wakes up as the Kingler is carrying him out. "Man, where are you taking me?!" He said.
"That cute Nova was offering some kind of sepcial treat, i want to go back!!" He frees himself from Kinglers grip and rushes back to the Club |
Yesssss, come and meet your doom, erm I mean get your treat! :D
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"Uhhh yeah here i come!" said the Blaziken with a smile
"What do you have for me cutie?" |
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* Sits on floor because can't get up due to heavy legs* "HEY! Can I get my Scotch now?" |
What I got for you... is poison tipped cookies with chocolate flavor. Now you won't die from it hopefully.
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Blaziken grabs one of the cookies, dips it in some beer and eats it
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You better don't do that. Poison and beer don't... go along so well *hides*
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Why would you poison a cookie? D: WHAT IS YOUR ULTERIOR MOTIVE???? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!?!?!?! *raises voice and probably attracts attention* |
Now now calm down. Poison itself doesn't kill you. Combined with beer does!
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...oh :O
Good thing I don't drink! |
Noooo! Blazekin! I'll get some antidote right away! May I have a cookie, ma'am?
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No need, BadPokemon. Draw Poison! (Draws another spell that kinda looks like a four, the blaziken's poison-induced seizure stops_)
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Oh! Thank goodness! I'm so glad Blazekin is ok. Is my steak almost ready? We should call officer jenny on that girl who poisoned Blazekin...
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*Turns towards the Kingler* No need to do that. As a Spectre of the Citadel Council, I will be able to handle that girl
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Can I get your autograph? I have always wanted one of a member of the council. I'll buy you a beer and cookie...
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After his 5th cookie dipped in beer, the Blaziken doesnt feel all too well.
"Hmm, looks like i need another nap" he says, putting his head on the counter "Zzz Zzz Zzz" |
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