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Really? Did you have to eat more cookies and beer blazekan? You know its not a good idea. Then again, you aren't as smart as Kingler... Hahaha! |
(whispers) Arrow of Light... (An arrow appears in the air made of light, pointing at badpokemon) What on earth are you going on about? I just saw the little trick in your last post.
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*Orders another drink*
So how is the weather *implying there are windows in the nightclub* |
"WHOOOAAAA" screams the Blaziken, waking up. "I think those cookies made me have nightmares...Can someone close the blinds please, its way too sunny out there!"
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Wait there is sun? IT'S BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *pours beer over the burns*
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I was just kidding... I was just trying to wake up Blazekin. I think it worked. Dang! That sun IS bright! Being a water type, I don't like that one bit. May I please have some water?
I'm starting to get boils on my crab legs. Ugh. Can someone please make it rain or something? |
"Im going to make it rain...fists on you if you order another water man"
"We are in a bar after all, get a beer, live a little!" |
Let me just find my TM for rain dance. Ok...learning move. Got it! Dancing, dancing dancing. Awesome! It is finally gone! Was my dancing good? Please stop with the beer... Your are going to fall asleep again. We don't want that. Just drink Dragonite pee. Remember it gives you a ton of energy with no crash later! It's a win-win!
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I still think drinking Dragonite pee is disgusting, but whatever. Also I'm not doing any dancing. I can't dance. *shrugs*
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Dude, I have got moves like jagger. Tap, tap, tap. Snap claws, snap claws, and twirl.
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*somehow manages to ride Rukario again* ;3
Also what the hell just happened here. Disoriented people, poisoned cookies floating in beer, dancing BadPokemon. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO?! |
Lots of fun! Want to join? Just be careful around those cookies... You may wind up dead. Blazekin has been knocked out like 2 or 3 times. Did you like my dancing? It was my signature dance. I saved us all from the sun, you have to give me a little credit, and a cookie. I still haven't tried one...
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*joins fun and dancing*
*eats 5 dozen cookies* Also it was a great dance :D So here you go *tosses cookie at 141 km/h* |
*whistles*. Dang, you can throw pretty far. Must be the cookies. Eats every cookie and dances. Uh oh.
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*Notices that the Kingler has gone down* I need to deal with that girl. *Walks over to the armored girl*
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Draw Poison! (saves BadPokemon, throws fernbutter on a couch)
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Thanks! *crashes on couch*. I'll be here for a while. When I wake up , I'm expecting a nice steak. Then more fun and games!
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WAIT- I just ate 5 dozen cookies. Will something happen to m- *gets poisoned* *Passes out on couch* |
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND * shootz place up now* where is my donut?
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Stop him now! I can't move because of the cookies! Same with fernbutter! Someone stop him! We are all going to die!! :(
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*Walks over to the man who was shooting the place up* I suggest you stop shooting this place up, otherwise by my authority as a Council Spectre I will have to deal with you, painfully if need be.
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Yes! A council member is here! Did you know they can kill a man 1000 different ways. Tremble in fear!
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(saves fern) you are not from the council I know. PLease Wolf, Judge. I request you to leave. (Sports a shiny bagde with a crest of ho-oh and lugia) And as a member of The Circle, I have the authority to command you. (pulls out wand, sort of force-fields Wolf out)
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That was pretty cool. Thank you! What is this Circle? Awesome badge. I have one with a caterpie and magikarp on it, but I don't think it holds as much authority...
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*looks at the Mega Lucario* Are you saying you have never heard of the Citadel Council? They are representives of the Asari, Salarian, and Turian races. They are three of the most powerful beings in the galaxy. As a Spectre, I report to them.
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(normal voice) As for the council thing, not at all. |
I have claws, not paws. Don't you know anything about kinglers? Jeez. Too much beer probably. What's it like to be Lugia?
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*walks in and sits at the counter*
Hey there, BadPokemon. May I join? |
Hey there! I think I know you... Anyways, you are very welcome here! Try their specialty of Dragonite Pee. It is delicious. In fact, it gives a ton of energy. Watch out for those cookies, though. You don't want to end up like Blazekin. Whats up?
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Seriously. The robot bartender can give you any drink.. and you choose bladder excecretions?
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Uhh- *slowly lowers mug of Dragonite piss*
... *ahem* *Acts so natural you can't even handle it* [After a few hours (drunk no doubt)] *Tries to sneak up behind Rukario and tries to swipe the badge he owns out of curiosity* |
Come on Lucariokul. Milk is a bladder excecration. Dragonite pee is so underrated- it's gives energy and is healthy. Plus it takes good.
*recieves too much energy and pours Dragonite pee on Lucariokul.* *gives just enough time for fernbutter to swipe his badge.* |
(notices fern, counters with blaze kick) Fool. I CANNOT lose it. Besides, the idea is ridiculous.(gets back badge, puts it on his fur) And my name is Hylian. :/ Its on the badge too.
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What happens if you do lose it? What does the badge signify? How can I go about getting one? I want one with Diagla and Palkia on it.
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He saunters in and happens to overhear some of the current conversation, which might've sounded almost like an argument to a passerbyer. Maybe arguments were normal in a nightclub? It's not like he would know any different.
"Original Circle? Ranks? I'd hope that's nothing bad." Maybe it was best if he just sat down and minded his own business. |
*Notices N and slides a special martini onto his table which he made awhile ago before getting blaze kicked into the wall by Rukario Hylian*
Drink uuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp!!!.... [After 10 minutes or so...] *Jumps onto Rukario's back~* :3 Free rides! :D "Hey BadPoke! Get on! Its great!! xD" |
-she walks in and flops onto a barstool and looks at the Bartender- Shot glass with a bottle of evan Williams and a glass of coke please. -she watches what is going on as she sits secluded and a little lonely.- ah, well ~thank you sir -she takes a few gulps from the bottle before pouring shot and sitting looking to the distance absentminded.-
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Whoop! Whoop! BadPoke? New nickname? I like it! No, I love it! *jumps on Lucariokul with fernbutter and throws cookies in every direction. Draw cookies!* Did I just learn how to do that weird thing? I did! *draws saddle* Now we are in business fernbutter! This is fun!
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**Walks Inside**
Immediately heads to the bar and avoids eye contact. **Orders a Drink and Looks Around the Room** Why Did I Bother Coming Here? |
Stop it you two. (uses Circle Throw to put fern and bad in their chairs) I am not a Ponyta. Burden. (casts spell, fern and bad now weigh 394 kg each and cannot move))
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How long are you keeping is this way?
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*Walk's In the Bar Look's Around see's Nothing interesting, Walks to the Bar and order some whisky, Walk's to a chair and is Just looking To other People.*
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Help us! We can't move! At least give us some food...
*cries* |
It wore off hours ago. Silly!
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*Gets up*
Hmm what now... *throws a cookie at Mika's mug nearly knocking it over, but instead rolls onto her table naturally* I need a drink. *Downs a bottle or two of Scotch* That feels about right. *Picks up BadPoke and carries him with him* *Walks over to Rukylia drunk as f*** and gives him a big hug, and clings on for a little bit, all the while holding onto BadPoke* wheee.... *Falls asleep in the Rukario's fur* |
Wheeee! Piggie back ride!
20 minutes later. *dude, can I get off now? It's getting a little old* |
-she watches fern but decided to take a few more shots and stands up and loses balance for a second before standing straight hand to her forehead then brushes aside her hair and looks around at the mayhem going on and says in a gentle but clear voice- "Hello boys and girls. Anyone ready to party?"
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*Thinks about what the Mega Lucario had said bout being a member of The Circle. Then turns in the direction of whomever mentioned getting ready to party.* Looks like we have a party animal
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*walks in*
No thank you I don't want a sample. *looks around for the one that intived her* |
-looks for friendlies and finds none but proceeds to the jukebox and puts on some music- yeah!
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-Casually orders another drink after finishing the one he had been given. This place wasn't so bad. Though, he hadn't quite gotten up the nerve to talk to anyone.-
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*hears that the music changes*
HEY! Can you put another song on please? THis one is a little bit horrible. *walks to a table with an empty chair* |
Party time! Yea! I think fernbutter is offering free piggie back rides...
Come ok N. Don't be shy, talk and dance with us! *eats more cookies and goes on dancing rampage with N.* |
(starts humming something that sounds suspiciously like a requiem, looking at N being tossed around by BadPokemon) (sigh) (looks lonely, which seems to reveal something that the others never saw before: He was absolutely covered in scars.)
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*enters bar, snatches BadPikachu's cookie, cackles evilly, gives it back then jumps around screaming the lyrics to 'Try' by P!nk*
BOOHOO HOO! :D |
Wait someone has cookies?
*tries to steal a cookie* MHAHAHA *eats the stolen cookie |
You just stole your own stolen cookie. xD
I WANT MORE COOKIES!! ;; *pouts* |
*wakes up still riding Rukario which is weird because he wasn't shoved off like last time and decides to cuddle him for another minute or so*
[140 seconds later] *Wakes up* *Does a triple backflip off of Rukario* PARTY AND COOKIES!?!??! I. AM. IN!! *parties around while barfing cookies* |
Ewwwww -she picks up the literally buttered fern and gives him a bucket-
"Well at least we have something going on here" -she starts to dance to the music and notices Tiara and waves her over- |
Yooooo, Hatsune! :D
*shimmy's over to the bar, get's a handful of crisps then stuff's it down Fern's shirt* https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png |
*looks at the scars on the Mega-Lucario* It looks like you have been in battle. I figure there is a story behind each one of those scars.
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*continues dancing while chips fall out of his shirt* *Slides a super secret drink, which was somehow made sometime ago by Fern, over to the Judge Shepard* Drink up while it's there mate! |
-she smiles and goes over to Tiara and gives her an embracing hug- its been forever! I kinda missed yhu o:
-she gives her another smile and then walks away before Fern barfs on her- |
Wait I stole my own cookie?
:O *steals more to eat them* |
COOKIES!!!! I need COOKIES!!!
*runs around in circles for rest of night* Lucario, with how cool he is with those scars, sighs. |
*Walks in*
"Who did I just walk in on, What's this about cookies, and why is Lucariokul covered in scars?" |
Yooo, Hatsune, come a little closer. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14046770/TrollFace.png
*stuff's pencils, pens, rubbers, rulers, chapstick and a kitten down her shirt* Hoi hoi hoi. c:< *does the Bad Romance dance* |
*slaps the troll out of tiara*
D:< DANCE YOU FOOL! |
Bwa. ;;
*dances until feet fall of, glues them on, grabs a pencil and starts poking their backs with eet* |
*Humming Bad Romance* "This is one odd nightclub..."
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-she watches Tiara and takes the kitten out of her shirt and sets it on the ground only to watch it get picked off by a hawk- nuuuuuuuuu ;~; |
*Decides to examine the mysterious drink* This drink better not be ryncol or Batarian ale. Have to be careful around strange drinks.
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*Orders a glass of milk*
I see this is escalating quickly... |
Only a glass of milk? Come on! Dragonite pee is where it is at! *casually walks to dance floor. Jugs pee and dances.* that is an understatement. *jumps up and down like a rabbid rabbit on steroids. I can't stop!!!*
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He slammed his fifth glass down onto the table, and stood up.
"THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED ANIMAL ABUSE!" That was likely in reference to kid obtaining bottles of Dragonaite pee, for all anyone could've guessed. |
No, it's not. We drink a cows milk. *drinks 10 gallons of pee just to spite N* too...much...energy...going...to...explode...soon
But first, I must dance and eat cookies! I'll take anti-explode medication later. |
-she goes to the robo-tender and orders milk and a refill on coke- well at least its going harder than any house party I've done -she drinks down the milk and takes another 5 shots of her liqour and watches the dancefloor for a little bit-
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*walks in, my sword in my left hand, and a tight grip. I sit in the back, at the table, observing*
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-She looks at THEFOREVERMAN's sword and smiles- That's a nice piece you got there
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Orpheus casually walks into the Nightclub, his eyes groping the surrounding room. "What the hell?" He mutters under his breath. Staring at the chaos in the surrounding area. But then he sits at the chair farthest away from everyone else "I'll have some... Hot Chocolate, spiked with whiskey."
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*Points to one of the guns attached to the back of my armor. Then looks towards Hatsune* I bet my sniper rifle is bigger than that guy's sword
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Why's everyone always gotta compare? Don't matter the size, just how you use it.
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*takes out bazooka*
Size can do serious damage, yo. >:D I call this one... 'OMG BAAAM BAM AWWWW YISSSSS GONNA BLOW YO BRAINS OUT BECAUSE THIS IS DA BAZOOKA S WATCH OUT, YOOOOOOWCH!!' :D |
HEY GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YOU SHOULD ORDER ANY DRINKS BECAUSE I SPIKED EVERYTHING WITH ROOFIES, ECSTASY, LSD, AND DANCE-PARTY-DRUGS!
*seizure* |
*Stares at the giant red text* What the ****! Good thing I brought my own hot chocolate, spiked with Whiskey. *Pulls out a mug of hot chocolate.*
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*holds Aquacorde's nose and pours a drink down her throat*
Ehehehe... c:< *messes around with Bazooka and points it at people* |
OH GOD NOT THE BAZOOKA!
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Yeah... I'm going to leave and fight the hoards of zombies outside. *Draws master sword and runs outside*
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Pffft. I have much bigger guns. *presses button on car keys*
Parking lot opens up from underneath and giant laser gun pops up. *lasers zombies* This thing has a range of million miles. *recieves 2.5 billion dollars from military for laser* More cookies!!! |
Is that your best weapon..?
(takes out a beautiful, huge bow, topped at the ends with curved blades, all coloured silver) THIS is a classic weapon. Come on... use a proper weapon. Use a proper one, and I might try to give you a shorter sentence, I am legally obliged to put you in jail if you get violent. Pokémon laws are very strict. (Gets out an arrow topped with a very sharp tip of fused gold and silver and loads his bow with it) But give me a reason and I will shoot. |
Call THAT a bow?
*takes out Zelda's bow* Now THAT is a bow. >:P *throws bow on floor, get's chakrams, races outsides and MAIMS THEM ZOMBIE BRAINS!* :D |
*Takes a look at the zombies, then notices Reaper Husks among them. Then reaches around for the assault rifle, a M-76 Revenant to be precise and grabs it. Goes and selects the Cryo ammo option* Time to freeze some zombies. *Then fires at one of the closest zombies*
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Haha! **** all your weapons! *Picks up the BFG9000* This is a weapon! With this firepower I can destroy all the zombies in a massive radius! *Wipes out all the zombies in a city block*
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*spits drink in Rozu's face* *goes to find something to wash the taste out* |
Wait, we can't touch you without your permission? Oops... I kinda stole all your Internal organs... And fed them the the zombies. That I incinerated.
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Huh, must have been one of my body doubles. Oh well, going to have to start replenishing them again I guess.
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I sold the laser.
Would you really arrest me for killing zombies? Self defense. *takes out two knives, one in each hand and charges horde of zombies* Who else wants to help? Free cookies for most zombie kills... |
You are too late, all the zombies are dead now.
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