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Sanctify! (surrounds zombies in white light, they become ordinary corpses) There. Now put them away.
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Ew what the heck are we gonna do with this mess?
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I don't know. Should we brainstorm ideas?
Maybe if we eat enough cookies they'll go away? Or we could poor hot chocolate on them and they will disappear? |
Or use...
'Va-Poo-rize!' ʃ(˘▽ƪ) Because they're all poofaces. >:C *eats thou holy cheeseburger* |
That was...amazing. Vapoorize!
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The name is Sir 'Frederic' Pooface Nickleby. >:P
I'm yo average zombie exterminator who enjoys BEEF JERKY!!! :D |
*wakes up from dance-craze induced coma*
What the f*** happened?! WHY. ARE. ALL. THE. COOKIES. DESTROYED!? also why r dur ded zedbies |
Ill clean it all up. Cloudburst! (Summons rain that pushes the corpses out the door) There. And to finish... Sankify! I mean Sanctify! (the germs and such vanish) Done and dusted. Now put the weapons away. And don even think about firing, it wont hurt me.
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*bursts through the door*
Hello, I have travelled a long way to visit this place. I have heard many rumours about the hot chocolate served here. I simply must try some. *sits down* |
THERE ARE NO MORE COOKIES!!! >:C *hides stash down top, cackles*
Yo, Giga! :P What can I sell you for? C:< |
Do you take me for a fool?! I saw you hide those cookies, hand them over now!
*stands up and unsheaths sword, holding its tip to Airhead's face* |
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Its only a piece of two things. Me and Mother Realm. Please don't call it a "piece." |
Hmmm so to speak wasn't talking about that but :P
-she goes over to Giga and hisses- BACK OFF! -she moves the sword away from AH and puts her behind her- I will stand opposite to ye who threaten her. |
*Door Bursts Open*
G'evening Gentle- woah woah woah! what's going on here? Oh, NVM. *sits down* WAITER! I would like a Chocolate Bar and Beer please! *cautiously eyeing everyone* *eats nervously* |
*sheaths sword*
Very well. Can I at least get some hot chocolate? Where is the robot bartender? |
Thank you -she calms and takes AH with her to tje bar and gives her a trashbag 12 gallon bag of cookies.- Could you get a giant cup of milk sir?
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Who are you talking to? *i lean back*
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I have no milk, that is why I came here in the first place; to get hot chocolate. Now if someone would hurry up and get it for me I could relax.
*robot bartender arrives with hot chocolate, and places it on the table* Ah, here it is. *takes a sip, and leans back* Wow, that is the most delicious hot chocolate I have ever tasted! The rumours were true! It would go great with some cookies, though. |
*Attaches the M-76 Revenant back on the back of the armor. Then looks in the direction of who was talking about the cookies* I would be careful when it comes to the cookies. There was a few poisoned ones earlier
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Yea be careful with the cookies. You don't want to end up like blazekin (long story). I'm a regular here and expect hot chocolate and cookies as soon as I walk in. If you need help- ordering, dancing, slating zombies, Dragonite pee, you name it, just ask me. Whatever happened to my application to work here at the nightclub?
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Oh, you applied? Sorry, went out of town for a while. My robot bartender was supposed to handle the paperwork for a while but I guess I forgot to program that function in, whoops. What position did you want?
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I'm going on the Karaoke now! You guys are in for some great singing!
*stands up, walks over to stage and picks up microphone* Okay, here's a little song I call "Pikachu's Gonna Shock Ya" *begins singing with horrible pitch and microphone screeches* Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu's gonna shock ya! |
Pikachu is going to shock me? EARTHQUUAAAAAAKEEEEEE *starts stomping around*
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I don't wanna be a zombie..
*cries into sixth drink, that is also apparently laced with drugs??* |
YES! ALL DRINKS HAVE DRUGS! RESUME THE DANCE PARTY!
*cue techno tiara* *explosion of epic wubs* |
Just up front, serving the drinks. That way, I can eat cookies and dance and drink Dragonite pee as well. I can offer zombie protection and stuff.
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You mean to replace the robot bartender? Employer why would you hire someone who's slot is already filled by someone who works for free?!
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I was talking to the bartender -she waits for him to come over and recieves the milk and starts eating- and I don't know how'd I will feel with a living bartender.
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Sorry bruh like they said, slot's filled by someone infinitely more efficient. We've had non-robotic staff in the past and it was a disaster let me tell you. Our chef, bartender, and janitorial crew are all robotic. Maybe there's something else for you....
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That's it. (goes around, spilling the drinks)You've had enough. (Gags fern) .... (Comforts N) what's wrong, N?
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Ok.
*cries and eats cookies with Dragonite pee* Actually I'm quite cool with it because I can party 24/7! Oh yea! *sings and dances and screams and eats and...that's it* |
*yawns*
Where's a good place to stay? |
Oh bother -she keeps drinking her milk and eating cookies and watches the situation at the bar- hmm. Maybe, just maybe.
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Right here in the bar of course!
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*walks In the bar orders a Coke*
Walk's to the pool table And starts to play a game. |
*ungags self*
*climbs up on Rukario's back an falls sound asleep* |
Jumps on fernbutter and also falls asleep. Was there something in the cookies again?
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*grumble* yes *snore*
*cuddles Badpoke and Rukario while nibbling some fur on his back* |
-keeps drinking and watches the sausage pile across yhe bar and snickers- wow, what a coinkydink. -she eats her food waiting for someone-
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Hey! Don't eat my fur!
(Dumps fern on a couch) |
*pulls Rukario onto the couch with him*
*SNORE* *CUDDLE* "fluffy..." |
(Pulls away from fern and ties him to the couch)
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Don't forget about me! Hehehehe!
*tickles Lucariokul and frees fernbutter to help* Everyone jump on Lucario!!!!! |
No! Jump on a Snorlax, not me! Veil! (Disappears) You cant ride me if you can see me. (floats away noiselessly, invisible)
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*sniff*
*sniff* Gotcha. *hugs the invisible Rukario taking BadPoke along* YOU CAN'T HIDE THAT SCENTED MANE OF YOURS! *FaceFurs* |
*yawns*
Tired.. Again... |
Boring is boring do. -sighs- I miss her.
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Wait who do you miss? Why's everyone sulking in corners? Why is the music all melancholy? Someone should change that to something decent.
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I'm sure I can fix that!
*switches to some nice spunky dance music* *waves to the bartender* Also a martini and some cheese and crackers please, if you will. |
*parties*
THIS MUSIC IS DANK BUT PEOPLE BE EMOING AND I FEEL SAD NOW. |
GAH SOMEONE PARTY PLEASE! I'M DYING LIKE THIS.
*firmly grasps the Rukario* |
*walks in, glancing around before sitting and ordering chocolate milk*
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*glances over at Rinna*
Oh swell~ *takes Rinna and starts dancing with them* |
E-Eh? *blinks, tilting head* Can I not drink my milk..?
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He is a bit drunk *gives buttered fern a sandwich and a toy* nice to meet you. I like your sig.
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Th-Thanks. *fidgets* Nice to meet you too..
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*pukes on sandwich and eats the toy*
C'mon Reeeeeeeena~ Le'uz pa'tey tu'getha~!!! *passes out(?)* |
Anyone know any good parties... Or weapon shops? Either works.
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On Jupiter there is a gun shop.
And your welcome Rinna. *smiles* Awww look at buttered fern sleep *sets him in recovery position* sleep well youngin. |
And I'm just supposed to fly to Jupiter?
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Or you can find a teleporter.. mine's broken, though.. *sips chocolate milk*
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Since when did they make a teleporter??
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30 minutes ago. You were busy with things :P
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*SNORE* no not the ice cream *GRUNT*
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Anyone have earplugs..? @[email protected]
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No but there is an extra room :P
*picks up fern and sets him in the closet with a plush toy and a blanket* party time =D |
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"Do you guys have ice cream? Thanks."
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Now I'm hungry.. >.< *finishes chocolate milk*
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Yay! |
*goes and sits back down*
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*keeps drinking and gets out some smoke and lights it*
Mmmmmm |
That stuff is bad for you...
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*French enhales* thar depends.
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>.<
*orders moar chocolate milk* Jerk.. *drinks as stomach growls* >/////< |
Wait, you guys have chocolate milk and you never told me?
*orders two glasses of chocolate milkshake* |
*Busts out of the closet covered in rags and hydrochloric acid riding a mop into Mika's face*
RINNA! IT'S TIME TO PARTAAAAAY with milk of course |
Rrrrrrrrrrr *shoves a bag on ferns head and ties him up and gives him a shot of Demerol.*
Are you okay Rinna? *gives you chocolate milk* |
Y-Yeah... Thanks.. *sips the chocolate milk*
Are things... always this crazy? |
maybe, maybe not... who's asking? >x3
*spins around in a swivel chair with arms crossed, wearing a cow costume, smell's horribly like cheeto's* |
Yes, it always is.
*orders moar milkshake* |
*jumps onto the dancefloor and daaaaancies* cx
http://media0.giphy.com/media/13p77tfexyLtx6/giphy.gif aaaaye, bug tender, hit me wif a schweet schweet burrito. 8) |
Wow. This is intense. *says in a sarcastic manner*
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Yes Rinna.
But now we can party til fern awakens :D *takes Rinna to dancefloor* |
B-But I don't know how to dance or anything... >////<
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Just stick your booty out and shake all around :D
*shows Rinna* |
*Asks the DJ to play some random salsa music*
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y'all gimme that hummingbird heartbeat! ^^
*breaks out the LEGIT break-moves on the dancefloor, like forward-moonwalking* yeah, this is sunwalking, ♥♥♥♥♥es. cx |
*she bursts into the bar with her pet Legolas, who was following close behind on a leash and dressed in black leather undergarments*
Yo bartender, I'll take one o' dem sweet sweet hot chocolates, ya get me? 8) *she may have been a little tipsy beforehand* Uh-oh, Shadow's here! :o *she hides Legolas behind the counter* |
This place is going mental. (Uses Magnet Rise to float up to the ceiling, away from harm)
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No you don't!
Magnezone, Gravity! |
you butts, help me, i'm dying, i am! :(
*lays sprawled on the ground, clutching stomach, just as a little alien with a top hat rip's through her stomach, jumps out, does a tap dance on the bartender's face and then sticks a pin through his eye* blame the government. :( |
*raises eyebrows*
*throws a carton of chocolate milk at her* *screams* AAAHHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME THERE'S A DYING PERSON WITH AN ALIEN AND A CARTON OF CHOCOLATE MILK ON TOP OF HER AND I'M TOTALLY NOT INVOLVED IN ANY WAY WITH THIS WHATSOEVER!!! |
*walks to the restroom*
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... (Seriously, this is all I can say.)
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SHADOW'S TOXIC COOKIES DONE DIS! D:
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*wakes up*
*pukes on everything within a vertical north range of 20 metres at 69 km/s* Did somebody say.... COOOOOOKIIIIEEEEEEESSS???! *picks up Rinna and shoves a shovel into Mika's mouth and then runs away onto the counter and breakdances while spinning Rinna* |
I cant believe how chaotic this is! DX
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*dizzy* H-Help? I'm gonna be sick...
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