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Will you press the Button?
Some of you may know this little "game" from the internet. Basically, you get to decide if you want to push a button, which grants you something nice, but has some terrible strings attached to it. The first Poster makes up something, the next one answers it and makes up a new one So, to get all us started: You become so rich you have unlimited funds BUT you are bound to a wheelchair for the rest of you life. Will you press the Button? |
I'll press the button, but the first thing I would do would be to bribe all of the nations in the world to sign a treaty declaring the long-awaited world peace. Then, I'd just buy video games with the rest of my infinite money. Losing my legs would be worth world peace and video games for life ^_^
Ok, you'll get the man/woman of your dreams but you'll never be able to play video games again. Will you press the button? |
That's extra hard... but I love video gaming too much to exchange it =)
Since you mentioned it. You will secure world peace, there will be no crime ever again. For that... you, your family and all your friends will lose their lives. Will you press the button? |
Lolno. Screw that.
You will live in your ideal world. but You will have to live without everyone you love, and you'll remember them. Will you press the button? |
Naw, I'm an emotional wreck. I'd never survive. Hmm...
You and your family are promised a safe, happy and wealthy life. You are also allowed to have any job in the world. But you must sacrifice 10% of the population. Will you press the button? |
I'd press the button. I'd gladly get rid of all the a-holes.
You will get any pokémon of your choice. but Nobody must know. Will you press the button? |
Yes. No one needs to know >:)
There will be absolutely no corruption and poverty in your country, but total anarchy. Will you press the button? |
*clicks button*
I'd be part of the anarchy. You are sent a letter of admission to Hogwarts. But this guy is headmaster: Spoiler:
You gonna press the button? |
Yes, of course.
You become British... but You're allergic to tea! DUNDUNDUNNN Will you press the button? |
Haha! Already British! *sips tea mockingly*
You can change the future! But you are permanently in a coma. Will you press the button? |
Nope. I think I'm far more useful when I'm not comatose :3
You will destroy a country but you will save two other nations from total destruction. Will. You. Press. The. Button. |
Boom goes the smallest country ever, save North America and the Tree of Beginning.
You will get to be one of the most popular Internet users (think PewDiePie, Smosh, ChuggaaConroy, JWittz) but you can't have a YouTube licensor(?) (the guys that give YouTubers money for YouTubing) |
No! I do not want to see Loki enjoy being entertained seeing the sorld decend into anarchy inside a plexiglass Cage!
At that point I might not even have access to anything that could get me to Odin, Thor, Frieda or S.H.I.E.L.D. Aww darn It now I really have to go to the bathroom! Curse you Loki!!!!! Will you press the button? |
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You visit Narnia, but are chased by the Nazgul (from Lord of the Rings). Will you press the button? |
Sure, sounds like fun :D
You get to go to the Tree of Beginning, but you have to stay there forever. Will you press? |
No thanks, i'm happy where I am.
You get to be extremely wealthy, but hated by most of the world for unjust reasons. Will you press? |
Yes! I already am (by the majority of peeps), so I don't see the problem. ;p
You become a pokémon... but ... That pokémon is Rattata. Will you press the button? |
Hell no... I don't wanna be Rattata o.O
You will be the richest person in the world... but you will be forever alone in your richness. Will you press the button? |
Damn yes. Who needs people? Definitely not me :p
You acquire a machine, somewhat small and fits on your wrist. Upon it rests a button. On the press of the button, you can travel through time--anywhere, anytime. But every time you do, a random person, which isn't you, dies in your actual time. Will you press the button? |
Yes.I'll be using it during emergency tho.
You can cure any sickness but you will lose a friend in return. |
Well I don't have too many friends so... *presses button*
Pluto will become a planet again, but twinkies will combust instantaneously and will be impossible to ever make again. Will you push the button? |
Oh God, hell no. Screw a 'planet', I need Twinkies.
Speaking of deliciousness, You have an infinite amount of your favourite snack, be it Twinkies or something else. And, you will never get fat. But you will never be loved! Will you place your hypothetical finger on this hypothetical button? |
Nah :\
You will be loved by your crush but she will die after 5 years.Will you press the button? |
Nope.
You and your family will become rich BUT You will be turned into a member of the opposite sex for 15 years. Press the button? |
Only for 15 years?
Hell yes =D You will have infinite amount of anything you want but... you will never be able to leave your home ever again. Will you press the button? |
Infinite friends? Check. Infinite Twinkies? Check. :P
You find out the cure of cancer! It is your blood. You will constantly be giving out blood to cancer patients, and you will eventually die from blood loss. Allez-vous appuyer sur le bouton? |
Umm uhhh hmm.....No :(
There will be a world peace but in return you can never play videogames ever and ever. |
Ha ha! No. Don't be absurd.
You receive the best television ever, with every channel ever, all this on demand nonsense, for free. Butt. Your least favourite channel/show could begin playing at anytime, and you must watch it for half an hour. Will you press le button? |
Nah, I'd rather watch on my normal TV.
You will be the most famous guy in the world. but you have to be gay/lesbian (or straight if you're gay/lesbian) |
Being 13, I'm not sure on this. I'd press it, but most likely regret it later.
You have a personal genie, and you have infinite wishes. Nine times out of ten he won't listen to a damn thing you say. Will you press the button? |
Yes. He'll grant all my wishes, eventually. I am a patient person.
You are granted the ability to fly. but You will die if you ever land on the ground. Will you press the button? |
Sure! I could just hover, I guess. Do I have like wings or something, or is this superman-esque flight?
You have received your dream job! Famous actor, singer, doctor, what ever you want and you're awesome at it and you'll never be fired and money is great! But... you are now severely allergic to and will die if you eat any of your fifteen favorite foods and ten favourite beverages. Would you take this trade-off? |
Hmm, yes. I am now the best doctor/scientist in the world, and I cure myself of my allergies. :P
You get to have the new Hoenn remakes early! You can only play them 10 minutes a day. Will you press the button? |
Absolutely, I can play other games while I wait to play those 10 min again.
You can be in your favorite game but You're the weakest (nothing you can do about it) and most annoying character Will you press the button? |
Not a chance, it's not even a real upgrade.
You can gain the power of telepathy. The catch is that you can never use it unless you aren't being watched in any way so no-one will ever believe you have it and you can't use it for the most obvious forms of personal gain. Will you press the button? |
Yes.
There aren't any drawbacks that actually effect me, not like I'd die if I use it too many times. I'd just only be able to use it occasionally. You can make your own Pokemon game! but the starters have to be Pidgey, Spearow, and Starly and all the money you make off of it is ALL donated to a charity you don't even like. Do you press the button? |
Well, yes.
Even if it's a charity that I don't like, it's still a charity. And Staraptor isn't too bad. You've created a band, but have no instruments. If you press the button, you can get all the instruments and other resources that you want, but you have to play childish music in front of your audiences. Do you press the button? |
You've created a band, but have no instruments. If you press the button, you can get all the instruments and other resources that you want, but you have to play childish music in front of your audiences.
Most certainly not! I do not accept to be anything other than myself....... And I'm not Charlie Waffles! You can live in the Pokemon world! Being a *insert least favorite Pokemon here* for your whole life........... It's time to choose............ |
Naah, I like being human too much.
You will be able to live comfortably for the rest of your life without having to lift a finger, but every night you will be visited by an extremely ugly man with a very long nose who, try as you might, you can never stop thinking about. In excruciating detail. Press the button? |
Nope >_< *destroys button*
What's behind button #1 O-M-G!!!!!111 You never have to go to school (or work if you're not in school) EVER AGAIN! And you won't run out of money (if you work) or will pass all your classes with perfect grades (if you go to school)!!!!! The catch? It's simple, really...an unsightly protrusion will grow on your face, and eventually will cover it all, so you won't be able to see. You'll be basically blind. :X And that's if you're working. If you're going to school, instead two of those same protrusions will grow on your ears. You'll become deaf. :( Do you press ~the button~? |
F**K THAT, IM OUT! [leaves]
My turn. You will be able to know about every single thing in the universe as it expands, every detail, every tiny bit of information, but the catch is: You will be completely paralyzed, and have no senses, no sight, smell, sound, felling, or taste, but you know everything already so... WILL YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON? |
I don't know. Hmm, it could make a cool sage-like person! :D
*presses* What's behind button #2 Pokemon will exist. Need I say more? The catch? You can never own one, see one, hear one, taste one, smell one, or touch one. Failure to comply will result you to die slowly in a horrible and painful thunderstorm out of nowhere. Do you press ~the button~? |
It'd be normal life for me. If I knew they wouldn't become mindless killing monsters and everyone was happy, okay.
*button click* You become the richest person on the planet! You lose the ability to read or write, and you can never learn it again. Will you press the button? |
Hells yes I push the button! I can totally afford to pay someone to just narrate everything for me and write all my Facebook statuses. Which is what i would do if I were rich anyway.
You can will food into existance. But in order to do so requires you to eat shoes and only shoes the rest of your life. Press it, DOOO ITTT!!! |
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You will learn everything about your future....but it's not at all what you'd hoped for. Will you press the button? |
No :I I'd rather my future was a mystery >~>
You get to eat all you want, whenever you want it, without ever getting out of shape buuut.... All of the sudden, all your favourite dishes become almost impossible to come across, leaving you with mostly stuff you don't like. Will you press the button? |
NO! I'd rather just not be lazy and stay in shape lol
You will become the president! but...after your election another (larger) country declares war against you. Will you press the button? |
Nah, I don't have what it takes to be president.
You will gain one hundred million dollars per year, but you will be forced to listen to a Christmas radio station that repeats the same songs every day for the rest of your life. Will you press the button? |
That's not that bad!
*mashes button* What will THE BUTTON do? You'll be granted one wish, redeemable on ANYTHING AT ALL. The catch? You will have to go into isolation, as the existence of being able to make a wish and have it come true must never be put into the public eye. Do you press ~the button~? |
Yes because I will just wish for unlimited wishes, then I will wish myself out of isolation!:P
Pokemon will become real but....they will eat you and everyone you love alive! |
.............................no button for me.
YOU WILL BECOME MAGIC, AND ABLE TO DO ANYTHING BUT REVERS THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THIS BUTTON. side effects-YOU WILL BECOME BALD AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO UNDER STAND WHAT YOU SAY OUT LOUD. |
Nah, I'm already magic.
If you press the button, Justin Bieber dies and nobody ever talks about him again. But, you have to go to prison for 5 years when people find out you pushed the button. |
no jail for me, (feeds button to charazard)
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Ok, since this was messed up I'm going to start it over.
You can marry anyone you want but you must eat only ketchup for 1 year. |
I don't even like ketchup. Yes please.
You become a moderator of PC but you also become single forever. Will you press the button? |
No way, I really like PC but no way could I be single forever.
You can travel 200 years in the future, but before you have to dress up in a bikini and walk through school. Do you press the button to do the deed? |
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