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Random Itches (Caution, no young childs allowed)
Have you ever just been sitting on the toilet taking a numero dos when all of the sudden a wild itch appears in your premium angus? Or have you ever had a random time when you had an itch in a weird spot and just were like "what do I do". And what did you do?
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Alright, first of all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA premium angus. Secondly, I've perfected the art of putting my hand in my pocket and scratching it that way with nobody suspecting anything. |
BAHAHAHA.
Suffer through it until I find a spot to hide in, or sitting down sometimes helps a LITTLE bit. xD Usually there are plenty of spots to conceal myself though, if I can't suffer the itch any longer. The first questions answer is NO, I have never itched there while doing numero dos. xD |
I've actually started learning how to get my shorts/pants/boxers up into my crack and then I clench my cheeks and walk and it works wonders.
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THIS TOPIC LOL.
Anyways, I too have mastered the art of pocket scratching. But even then, it looks pretty awkward doing in it public. So, I tend to do pocket scratching while walking up stairs. Looks less awkward that way. |
i scratch where i want, when i want
Because I mean I don't really get itchy in weird places, so that's not much of a problem. My premium angus definitely never gets itchy, that'd be kinda weird. |
I like to be loud and proud with it. I like to make sure everyone around me knows where I'm itching, how hard I'm itching and what I'm itching. That way they can all drown in the stinch of awkwardness.
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Thanks for ruining beef for me. -_-
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dont matter where i am, if i got an itch, i have no choice but to scratch away (usually with a weird face to creep people out, because making people feel awkward is fun)
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itt: people have itchy bums and I feel a disturbing sense of enlightenment
Just when I think PC couldn't surprise me any further. 8D |
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Lmao. see what I did there?
Okay, I'm leaving. |
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Strong topic, very well done.
lol im not answering that also Dipu, did not know you weren't Indian |
Trying to avoid making this thread about me... but seriously? -_-
Also, ew, yeast just came to mind. There goes beef and bread. |
When my ham itches, I usually sit down to avoid beefing up anything. That doesn't really help so I just moove someplace private and scratch my angus wildly.
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Excuse me for a sec... (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS TOPIC OMG)
*ahem* That rarely happens to me though, so idk. P: |
Of the topics I've seen here, this is quite obviously the best.
When that daunting little bastard know as itchiness invades my day, I do my best to make it not noticeable when I walk. If it's so bad that I can bear it no longer, bathrooms are a thing. |
mother of god that OP this is excellent
Anyway, no. I rarely get those sorts of itches, and if I ever do in the rare case, I'd just seclude myself and scratch like mad. |
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Anyway, if I'm itchy, I try not to scratch anyway, no matter where it is. I have sensitive skin and it puffs up when I scratch it. It's annoying dealing with "y r u so red ew" or people thinking I've been rubbing the nasties. And with sensitive skin comes being very prone to itching...so ignoring it, no matter where, is the better option. It'll just keep itching and look worse if I scratch it. |
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I can't visualize a world where I itch while I'm sitting down on my bum, so to answer the second question, just go to the bathroom and take care of it~ |
This thread is full of win
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