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Sonata April 14th, 2014 12:33 PM

Random Itches (Caution, no young childs allowed)
 
Have you ever just been sitting on the toilet taking a numero dos when all of the sudden a wild itch appears in your premium angus? Or have you ever had a random time when you had an itch in a weird spot and just were like "what do I do". And what did you do?

Shining Raichu April 15th, 2014 10:25 PM

Alright, first of all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA premium angus.

Secondly, I've perfected the art of putting my hand in my pocket and scratching it that way with nobody suspecting anything.

AuroraBeam April 16th, 2014 1:54 PM

BAHAHAHA.

Suffer through it until I find a spot to hide in, or sitting down sometimes helps a LITTLE bit. xD Usually there are plenty of spots to conceal myself though, if I can't suffer the itch any longer. The first questions answer is NO, I have never itched there while doing numero dos. xD

Sonata April 16th, 2014 5:06 PM

I've actually started learning how to get my shorts/pants/boxers up into my crack and then I clench my cheeks and walk and it works wonders.

Arc April 16th, 2014 5:14 PM

THIS TOPIC LOL.

Anyways, I too have mastered the art of pocket scratching. But even then, it looks pretty awkward doing in it public. So, I tend to do pocket scratching while walking up stairs. Looks less awkward that way.

Flushed April 16th, 2014 6:44 PM

i scratch where i want, when i want

Because I mean I don't really get itchy in weird places, so that's not much of a problem. My premium angus definitely never gets itchy, that'd be kinda weird.

Puddle April 16th, 2014 6:51 PM

I like to be loud and proud with it. I like to make sure everyone around me knows where I'm itching, how hard I'm itching and what I'm itching. That way they can all drown in the stinch of awkwardness.

Honest April 16th, 2014 7:25 PM

Thanks for ruining beef for me. -_-

rickyt713 April 16th, 2014 7:34 PM

dont matter where i am, if i got an itch, i have no choice but to scratch away (usually with a weird face to creep people out, because making people feel awkward is fun)

£ April 16th, 2014 9:52 PM

itt: people have itchy bums and I feel a disturbing sense of enlightenment

Just when I think PC couldn't surprise me any further. 8D

Shining Raichu April 17th, 2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota (Post 8201460)
Thanks for ruining beef for me. -_-

I thought your people worshipped cows anyway :/

Crux April 17th, 2014 10:31 AM

Lmao. see what I did there?

Okay, I'm leaving.

Honest April 17th, 2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catholic Nun (Post 8202235)
I thought your people worshipped cows anyway :/

I will smack you if I have to explain one more time that I'm not Indian, boy. -_-

Sanguine April 17th, 2014 12:09 PM

Strong topic, very well done.

lol im not answering that

also Dipu, did not know you weren't Indian

Honest April 17th, 2014 7:04 PM

Trying to avoid making this thread about me... but seriously? -_-

Also, ew, yeast just came to mind. There goes beef and bread.

Zeffy April 18th, 2014 5:15 AM

When my ham itches, I usually sit down to avoid beefing up anything. That doesn't really help so I just moove someplace private and scratch my angus wildly.

Candy April 18th, 2014 6:02 AM

Excuse me for a sec... (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS TOPIC OMG)

*ahem*

That rarely happens to me though, so idk. P:

Trev April 18th, 2014 6:16 AM

Of the topics I've seen here, this is quite obviously the best.

When that daunting little bastard know as itchiness invades my day, I do my best to make it not noticeable when I walk. If it's so bad that I can bear it no longer, bathrooms are a thing.

Khoshi April 18th, 2014 6:56 AM

mother of god that OP this is excellent


Anyway, no. I rarely get those sorts of itches, and if I ever do in the rare case, I'd just seclude myself and scratch like mad.

Sydian April 18th, 2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

when all of the sudden a wild itch appears in your premium angus?
If my steak started itching, I'd be really concerned how I could feel the pain of my beef.

Anyway, if I'm itchy, I try not to scratch anyway, no matter where it is. I have sensitive skin and it puffs up when I scratch it. It's annoying dealing with "y r u so red ew" or people thinking I've been rubbing the nasties. And with sensitive skin comes being very prone to itching...so ignoring it, no matter where, is the better option. It'll just keep itching and look worse if I scratch it.

TwilightBlade April 18th, 2014 1:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota (Post 8201460)
Thanks for ruining beef for me. -_-

Your anguish pleases me.

I can't visualize a world where I itch while I'm sitting down on my bum, so to answer the second question, just go to the bathroom and take care of it~

Hound of Justice April 19th, 2014 1:43 PM

This thread is full of win


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