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Fortunately/Unfortunately
This story can be about anything, except you have to alternate between fortunate and unfortunate events :3
Poster 1: Fortunately, Bruce's parents were rich. Poster 2: Unfortunately, they were killed. Poster 3: Fortunately, Bruce became Batman. Poster 4: Unfortunately, he was killed by a clown. Or whatever crazy things you can think of. Got it? Good. Fortunately, Gary won the lottery. |
Unfortunately, he won a $5 lottery. No use getting excited.
Also, I think we'd have to reset the story often, due to The Law of Exponential Growth. |
Fortunately, his friend sold video games for $5.
Maybe. Let's see how it goes first :D |
Unfortunately, the video game was Superman 64. D:
Yay 3rd post. :P |
Fortunately, a prospective buyer on eBay offered $300 for it.
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Unfortunately, the buyer was a fraud.
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Fortunately, another buyer was interested in it.
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Unfortunately, that buyer was also a fraud.
Oldest trick in the book |
Fortunately, before the guy was about to throw it away a rich man named Giovanni saw him and bought the game for $3000.
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Unfortunately, Bruce challenged Giovanni a battle. And he lost, paying $3000 as the winner's prize.
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Fortunately, Bruce was a millionaire anyway.
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Unfortunately, a criminal clown known as the Joker wanted the wealth for himself.
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Fortunately, Captain America swooped in and saved the day!
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Unfortunately, the Joker forged an alliance with the Red Skull and Baron Zemo, to get their revenge on Captain America.
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Fortunately, American cartoons don't exist in real life.
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Unfortunately, nor does anime.
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Fortunately, the curses from thousands of Otaku were censored just now.
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Unfortunately, millions of Otaku attempted to migrate to Japan, causing a huge flight traffic network.
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Fortunately, Japanese robots were created to make new planes at a faster rate than ever before.
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Unfortunately, Fukushima Daiichi happened.
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Fortunately that was three years ago.
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Unfortunately, this story also happens three years in the past.
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Fortunately Gary has a time machine and travels to the time of the dinosaurs.
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Unfortunately, the dinosaurs use the time machine themselves.
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Fortunately they only go so far as one second later.
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