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The new Nightclub o.O
Teh omg
You have to be on the list to join List:---- 1. tm 2. Random Duck 3. Talking Tree 4. Everyone |
Let me join, I'm not a part of everyone, I tend to steer clear of the usual crowd.
>_> <_< I'll be watching you.. So what do we DO here Tig, seems more like T3h N0th1nG R00m. |
That's because YOU haven't bought any furniture yet *gives you your allowance*
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:O
Leave it all to me. *Runs away and comes back in a Ferrari* Oh.. Right. *Sells Ferrari back and comes back with a Karaoke Machine, 2 Microphones, a MASSIVE dance floor, and a big Tennis Officer Dudes Chair with a Megaphone up top* Well have fun kiddies. Tig you can grab some music now. |
*grabs some music somehow*
We already had music! |
*Looks through CD's*
Abba... Jimi Hendrix.. Cher.. What the hell? Get us some real music! I'm not dancing to Dancing Queen!!! |
*dances* ^0^ ..alone XD
*buys tiglet a ferarri, being the owner of the club* X3 |
*asks Claireness to drive it for me because Tig can't drive*
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Loner!
LOONNEERR!! Nigel! Don't mind me sitting here all alone dancing to some old 60's tracks in my headphones. I can see clearly now the rain has gone.. *Sneaks to Ferrari keys* DON'T MIND IF I DO! |
*puts seatbelt on* O.O;;
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Oh,a night club! This will keep me awake.
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LOL
I have 50% insomnia, ph33r |
Ah well,thats the purpose of this place,keep those who cant sleep awake.
Can I join? |
Sure can't.
Joking, sure can. And Tig, don't mind me letting peopl join do ya? Nah didn't think so.. *Let's a thousand randoms walk on in* No, Claire can't drive, so I'll take it from here. *Jumps in car with Tig in it and drives off, very fast* *Looks back* Oh holy swear words Claire can drive. Where'd she get THAT car from!? *speeds up* |
*Watches them speed past*
Destruction derby,PC style...... *Jots it down on a notebook* |
*crashes into a big oil tanker*
Our luck, OUR luck >> |
Ouch!
*jots it down* Tig one,Lion Heart zippo! |
*imexplodes, asplodes, JPLODES , and commits suicide and kills everyone*
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Hey the car isn't gone till I say it's gone.
*Flips it back over and somehow it starts* *Grabs Tig and chucks her back in car* *Chucks a U-Turn at full speed and starts speeding straight back into the other direction* Write that down. |
*reassembles own body with a wrench*
There goes the night club.....in flames. |
*flies out of the car and lands on an atom*
............................ o.o tm: Are we gonna die? Tig: Yes tm: Get me a shotgun! I want my death to be quick! *everyone gets cancer* |
*Writes stuff down*
Atoms are not visible to the naked eye,but can be felt by the human skin.....wait,that wasnt in Chemestry! |
Naked, and skin.
Is this even important?! |
Oh man!
*Looks at smashed up car* *Looks at burning Nightclub* Never fear. BOB THE BUILDER CAN HE FIX IT. BOB THE BUILDER NO HE CAN'T. I'll do it. *Reassembles the entire Nightclub after the flames have died down* Okay. Let's be a little more normal now.. |
*rewires arm components*
I dunno most of this reality seems almost illogical. *walks over to the bar* |
Sure doesn't.
*Hands Hiki a drink* |
This isn't a time to obey logical things
*walks across the ceiling* |
*drives onto ceiling* want a ride tiglet? X3
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*blood rushes to her head* x.x
Sure! ^ ^ Just don't think of what's happening, or it won't happen |
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*sips pepsi* Yup,illogical. |
Yeah logic got thrown away when I realised I was hovering.
*Pops up upside down at car window* Oh, hey! *Watches yous drive away from me* *Appears at window again* Oh, hey! Nice car you got there. *Yous drive away again* *This time I get covered in tar which flicked up off the ceiling since yous ;eft in a hurry* Oh how kind. *Burns car* |
W00t burning effect!
Like Infernox Armour o.O;; *buys some Infernox Armour *hits LH with a double-ended lightsabre** |
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0_0 *Jots down...* Tig........the next Darth Maul..... |
*is pink and light blue*
I can't be teh Darth Maul >> |
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So that means I can be the next easter kitten? Right?
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Agh!
Hit me over the head you little swear word. *Pulls out a shotgun and blasts Tig away* *Pulls out a machine gun and blasts at Tig* *Pulls out a grenada and blows Tig away* *Pulls out Rocket Launcher and blasts Tig away again* *Pulls out some kind of sword and slashes Tig* I'll teach you to wreck my hair. |
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Whoa,I think the pepsi's making me high.... |
It's pretty obviou that I'm the Easter Bunny.
Nah. More like Santa Claus. Come here little kiddies, sit on my lap, and I'll give you my present. NOTHING SUSS. |
*Infernox Armour makes Tig immune to LH's attacks*
*gets Annihilator and blows LH into 1337 pieces* |
*picks up pieces of LH*
This will be intresting... *puts pieces into a blender and turns it into Frappe* LH Frappe! |
*puts poison into blender*
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What?
Oh. *Takes the disgusting armour off Tig* don't mind me. |
*puts the Infernox Armour back on* Pervert! XD
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LOL Can I join? I'm a total night owl :P
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Woohoo! I think this party's rocking!
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Yeah sure mate.
Yeah sure rocking. Yeah sure pervert. *Blasts up We Will Rock You - Queen* *Ground starts shaking from the bass* Don't mind me. |
Wow,we are Rocking!!!!
*stumbles* |
*falls over and plasma's everyone*
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I have an idea.
*Hands everyone a 'Magic' Mushroom* Eat up people. Oh whats that... COCAINE. Don't mind if I do. |
I don't do drugs XD
*spikes it* |
Neither do I.
*Goes to grab some weed* |
You are doing the gardening? o.O;;
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EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
The gardening. |
Yes LH, clear that garden of Cannabis XD
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HEY!
Don't TELL everyone. I never eben knew Nightclubs HAD gardens. *Goes inside* Blasts up American Pie - Don McLean. *Grabs a random chick and dances* |
Um, that one has feathe- OH! IT'S A RANDOM GAME! *jumps in ice-cream* C..c...c.cc.old @.~
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Oh.
Nice. Always nice to see a chick covered in Ice Cream. Random Game? I think NOT. |
You're, you're staring! *hides under ice-cream* *Is neumonia'D* [email protected]
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Hey, you're only into girls so you know, shouldn't bother ya >.o
*Blasts up Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf* Man, I love this song. *Pretends to actually have a motorbike* He has one in the videoclip... |
*puts Pokémon Colosseum music on*
I own this nightclub! |
What the?
Yeah.. you do. But then again.. *Smashes Pokemon Colisseum* *Puts Read Em and Weep - Meatloaf on* Meatloaf RULES. Actually, since it's like a Nightclub thing.. *Chucks Staying Alive by the Bee Gee's on* *Chucks a White Suit on, with a matching hat* Hehehe.. |
*invents a new rule*
Tig chooses the music! |
Okay.
*Hands you 1 CD, which is all music I like and you hate* You can choose from those. And no you can't put anything else on even though it's YOUR Nightclub |
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee frisbee!
*throws CD and it cuts someone's head off* o.o |
Oh that was nice, real nice.
Now my CD is covered in red stuff... *Gets CD and cleans it* Not cool. Play whatever you want, just no ruining my CD's >_<. |
*throws it again*
LH it looks like you have a CD in your head, lol XD |
*Slowly takes CD out*
*Suddenly looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre fella* Feel like doing that again, TIG!!?? |
*runs off to the bedroom* XP
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I'll stop him! *bzzzzzzzzt*
Geez… talk about data splicing… |
*everything goes dark and Aerodactyls fly out of the fire place*
And THIS is s'posed to be a nightclub o.O |
*Menacingly appears from the darkness*
That wasn't a chainsaw was it PORYGON!!!??? |
Fufufufufuuuuuu… I-am-your-master-take-me-to-your-leader
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*takes you to the leader Roselia*
Roselia: RAWR. |
*eep*
Wait, I'm a Porygon! Poison doesn't scare me! *Magical Leaf* Ouch… |
XD *Roselia somehow turns you into a Water/Rock type*
4x weakness is where it's at |
mrah. this is getting out of hand.
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That's because Tig is here. What did you expect? A free pet seal? *seal appears* MINE!
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What's a pet sea;?
*Burns pet seal anyway* Heh. *Throws a leaf at Roselia* ..........Burn. |
Roselia is resistant to leaf
Shrog: Never Ends!!!!!!!!!! And now she is resistant to everything... |
*Roselia grows real big*
*Watches huge Roselia* *Whips out Sword* Time to take you down... *Charges at Roselia* |
*Roselia grows really small*
LH: Grows small? Shrog: *implodes* |
Implodes?
Look Boom!! but inside himself like Moob!!? |
Shrog: o.O
Tig: O.o Random Hairbrush: >> |
*Boots Shrog, Tig, and the hairbrush*
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*you miss all 3 of us*
And besides, the hairbrush is invisible |
Haha! I can do the sword thing too! *sharpens tail* YAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!
…what? Am I too late? Grrr… I'm outdated… |
The ninja kitten likes your hair, and Shrog is fat...
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*Kicks Shrog and HITS it*
*Burns invisible hairbrush* *Smiles at Winona* |
Results from your actions are as follows:
You hurt your foot, and Shrog says ''NEVER ENDS!'' and explodes in your face You missed the hairbrush 'cause it's invisible Winona kicks you where it hurts |
So.. Shrog's gone.
*Sprays "Get the **** visible spray around and makes bruch visible* *KICKS IT* *Falls to ground and cries in front of Winona* What do you expect? They were Stilletos! |
No, stilletos with poisoned knives on them, now you will get cancer >:3
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:O
That was sure nice of you wasn't it. *Cries some more* |
No I'm just getting started, you have been mean to me :(
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>_>
<_< I have? No seriously. |
You stole Winona, and that made Batesy steal her, and he did suss things :(
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He did very suss things..
It's okay Tigit's okay.. *Pats Tig on back* The big bad Zoidberg is gone... |
Yay!
*Winona goes back to my apartment* |
Nothing suss.
Do tell - How did you first meet Winona? *Drinks a Mountain Dew* |
At first in her gym, when she says ''now experience the elegance of my Pokémon and I!'' then I said ''now experience the elegance of my hand and I!'' XD
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