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Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.
The rules of this game are simple. The first poster (who would be me in this case) posts a complaint of something being in their soup, and the next poster explains how they (attempted) to fix the problem. The format is this:
Waiter, there is a (noun) in my soup. Solution. Here is the starting post: Waiter, there is a computer in my soup. |
Oh, that computer is part of our special promotion, sir. If you order one bowl of soup, there is a 5% chance you'll get a surprise ingredient added. Congratulations, sir! Enjoy!
Waiter, there's a book in my soup. |
Oh yes; but of course - you ordered the Moby Dick stew; didn't you?
Waiter - there's a Talonflame that doesn't know Brave Bird in my soup. |
Awe yes, our cook was attempting to teach his Talonflame that move when it flew in the soup.
Waiter, there's a big sword in my soup. |
How embarrassing! You see, that was meant for the sword swallower fellow from the circus nearby, who happens to visit us on lunch breaks.
Waiter, there's an eye in my soup. |
Didn't you order the eye soup dish? That's perfectly normal.
Waiter, there's an automobile in my soup! |
I am terribly sorry sir, it Mazda been a mistake.
Waiter, there's Nuclear warhead in my soup! |
Oh... yes, that's... part of our Nuclear Warhead SpecialTM. Yeah, um... let me make a few calls...
Waiter, there's the theoretical concept of multiple dimensions in my soup. |
Waiter, there's a roach in my soup.
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Sorry, that was meant for the spider queen over at table 17.
Waiter, what is this Greninja doing in my soup? |
Our apologies sir. You order the frog leg soup, but we didn't have any frog's legs. We had to substitute them for our cook's Pokemon.
Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in my soup. |
Oh yes, you get 3 bowls for the price of one. Be happy.
Waiter, there's a sniper in my soup. |
Oh yeah my son was playing with that sniper.
Waiter, there's a pidgeot laying eggs in my soup |
It's our new recipe, the Pidgey Egg soup. We force a Pidgeot to lay eggs in the soup, break the eggs, and voila.
Waiter, there's a tank in my soup. |
The army must have mistaken our kitchen as the parking lot.
Waiter, there is nothing in my bowl. |
I'll fill that bowl up.
Waiter, there is a finger in my bowl. |
That's your finger.
Waiter, there's a iPhone 6 in my soup. |
Bend it and see if it is to your liking.
Waiter, I found lead paint in my soup. |
Ah yes, isn't this your order? #666 Lead Paint Soup?
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup. |
The other waiter waited too long to weigh the soup.
Soup, there is a waiter in my Katy Perry. |
I can't give a full answer for that one.
Waiter, there is plastic in my soup. |
Yes, the bowl leaks a bit and we're too cheap to buy a new one.
Waiter, there's a Pokeball in my soup. |
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(just because it wasnt answered) My post- unfortunately due to cuts, we can no longer afford ultra balls for our soups so we are making do with regular pokeballs... waiter! theres a snorlax in my soup |
Congratulations! You won our special soup plush toy! That means you get to pay double for your order!
Waiter, there's a Dragonite in my soup! |
Ah yes, that's our spice Dragonite. It drops spices into the soup for you.
Waiter, there a Jynx in my soup. |
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