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UltraWing August 19th, 2014 7:07 AM

Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.
 
The rules of this game are simple. The first poster (who would be me in this case) posts a complaint of something being in their soup, and the next poster explains how they (attempted) to fix the problem. The format is this:

Waiter, there is a (noun) in my soup.

Solution.

Here is the starting post:

Waiter, there is a computer in my soup.

Synerjee August 19th, 2014 8:30 AM

Oh, that computer is part of our special promotion, sir. If you order one bowl of soup, there is a 5% chance you'll get a surprise ingredient added. Congratulations, sir! Enjoy!

Waiter, there's a book in my soup.

The Prism League August 19th, 2014 2:56 PM

Oh yes; but of course - you ordered the Moby Dick stew; didn't you?


Waiter - there's a Talonflame that doesn't know Brave Bird in my soup.

Judge Mandolore Shepard August 19th, 2014 3:48 PM

Awe yes, our cook was attempting to teach his Talonflame that move when it flew in the soup.

Waiter, there's a big sword in my soup.

Poki August 19th, 2014 4:10 PM

How embarrassing! You see, that was meant for the sword swallower fellow from the circus nearby, who happens to visit us on lunch breaks.

Waiter, there's an eye in my soup.

donavannj September 1st, 2014 10:35 AM

Didn't you order the eye soup dish? That's perfectly normal.

Waiter, there's an automobile in my soup!

Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer September 1st, 2014 11:19 AM

I am terribly sorry sir, it Mazda been a mistake.

Waiter, there's Nuclear warhead in my soup!

Nidoking76 September 3rd, 2014 6:46 AM

Oh... yes, that's... part of our Nuclear Warhead SpecialTM. Yeah, um... let me make a few calls...

Waiter, there's the theoretical concept of multiple dimensions in my soup.

Morgnarok September 21st, 2014 5:03 AM

Waiter, there's a roach in my soup.

StuperMarkio September 21st, 2014 10:16 PM

Sorry, that was meant for the spider queen over at table 17.

Waiter, what is this Greninja doing in my soup?

Bellum September 22nd, 2014 9:50 AM

Our apologies sir. You order the frog leg soup, but we didn't have any frog's legs. We had to substitute them for our cook's Pokemon.

Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in my soup.

Devoxys12 September 22nd, 2014 4:17 PM

Oh yes, you get 3 bowls for the price of one. Be happy.
Waiter, there's a sniper in my soup.

Astraea September 22nd, 2014 10:52 PM

Oh yeah my son was playing with that sniper.

Waiter, there's a pidgeot laying eggs in my soup

Devoxys12 September 23rd, 2014 4:30 AM

It's our new recipe, the Pidgey Egg soup. We force a Pidgeot to lay eggs in the soup, break the eggs, and voila.

Waiter, there's a tank in my soup.

nerdfrog September 25th, 2014 5:43 PM

The army must have mistaken our kitchen as the parking lot.

Waiter, there is nothing in my bowl.

Urist McHemlock September 25th, 2014 6:04 PM

I'll fill that bowl up.
Waiter, there is a finger in my bowl.

Devoxys12 September 26th, 2014 3:52 AM

That's your finger.
Waiter, there's a iPhone 6 in my soup.

Urist McHemlock September 26th, 2014 6:59 AM

Bend it and see if it is to your liking.
Waiter, I found lead paint in my soup.

Devoxys12 September 26th, 2014 1:13 PM

Ah yes, isn't this your order? #666 Lead Paint Soup?
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

Centipede Chan September 26th, 2014 1:18 PM

The other waiter waited too long to weigh the soup.

Soup, there is a waiter in my Katy Perry.

Urist McHemlock September 26th, 2014 1:20 PM

I can't give a full answer for that one.
Waiter, there is plastic in my soup.

Devoxys12 September 26th, 2014 3:31 PM

Yes, the bowl leaks a bit and we're too cheap to buy a new one.
Waiter, there's a Pokeball in my soup.

TheDeadEvilDead September 26th, 2014 8:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDDchu (Post 8450329)
Soup, there is a waiter in my Katy Perry.

well im afraid you'll have to stop dividing by zero then
(just because it wasnt answered)

My post-
unfortunately due to cuts, we can no longer afford ultra balls for our soups so we are making do with regular pokeballs...

waiter! theres a snorlax in my soup

Dragon_Trainer_ September 27th, 2014 3:42 AM

Congratulations! You won our special soup plush toy! That means you get to pay double for your order!

Waiter, there's a Dragonite in my soup!

Devoxys12 September 27th, 2014 4:08 AM

Ah yes, that's our spice Dragonite. It drops spices into the soup for you.
Waiter, there a Jynx in my soup.


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