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Klippy March 18th, 2015 1:19 AM

You may call me the Office Plant.
 
The longevity of this thread depends on Jake, but seriously. Come get some water at the cooler and chill out near me.

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moon March 18th, 2015 1:23 AM

*subtly pours the remains of her cold coffee into office plant*

Klippy March 18th, 2015 1:25 AM

I accept all forms of nutrients. Thank you for your generous donations.

Sonata March 18th, 2015 1:26 AM

The seeds of revenge are watered with coffee and urine.

moon March 18th, 2015 1:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonata (Post 8660808)
The seeds of revenge are watered with coffee and urine.

http://www.brettpiper.com/pics/upcomingmutantproject/plant1_bg.jpg

What have we done.

Klippy March 18th, 2015 1:34 AM

[2:33:09 AM] Jake: Nobody’s at the cubicles
[2:33:18 AM] Klippy: Who's watering me
[2:33:46 AM] Sonata: Your tears. Self watering plant.

Foxrally March 18th, 2015 1:52 AM

*uses chemistry knowledge to make plant-metamorphosis potion*

Salzorrah March 18th, 2015 2:21 AM

Klippy is a creeper confirmed! :OOO

pkmin3033 March 18th, 2015 4:38 AM

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f/f1/SPM_Piranha_Plant.png/150px-SPM_Piranha_Plant.png
Real plants don't wait for nutrients to come to them!

Shining Raichu March 18th, 2015 5:21 AM

I have no idea what's going on and it is truly fantastic lol

Sylphiel March 18th, 2015 5:23 AM

Ew. This pepsi tastes a little old.

/pours into plant

There. Just the thing to calm down feisty nippy plants.

Sirfetch’d March 18th, 2015 6:53 AM

I think I'm more lost than Andy :( Is this an inside joke or something :o

Candy March 18th, 2015 7:16 AM

Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<

seeker March 18th, 2015 9:43 AM

RIP
Office Plant
2015 - 2015

Klippy March 18th, 2015 9:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shining Raichu (Post 8660936)
I have no idea what's going on and it is truly fantastic lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castform (Post 8661038)
I think I'm more lost than Andy :( Is this an inside joke or something :o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illusione-Tempus (Post 8661067)
Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<

For all those lost and confused...

http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah150/gklipp/dwai3_zpstyngcwjm.png

Klippy March 18th, 2015 9:51 AM

I was real and living and then Jake struck me down at the height of my life cycle.

Sirfetch’d March 18th, 2015 9:55 AM

If only Jake had let you blossom :(

Sylphiel March 18th, 2015 9:59 AM

I'm sorry I'll make sure I keep the clippers out of his reach next time.

Klippy March 18th, 2015 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucid-Acid (Post 8661233)
What happens if we use fertilizer on you?

I was already murdered, so put Jake on trial.

Universe March 18th, 2015 10:18 AM

i'm in between classes at college but i'm gonna drop in here real quick to leave some inspiration for the new plant:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25431421/Reactions/photosynthesize.jpg

Candy March 18th, 2015 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klippy (Post 8661213)
For all those lost and confused...

I wasn't lost, I just missed the chance to grab a screenshot since I was on mobile haha :P

Still, you didn't even have a chance to blossom. And I didn't get a chance to feed you with Dihydrogen monoxide.

Universe March 18th, 2015 2:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucid-Acid (Post 8661299)
Can we smoke you now?

if we smoke Klippy... will it taste like oranges?

Universe March 18th, 2015 3:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucid-Acid (Post 8661505)
Personally, I hope it taste like regret. Because... Well, office plant. Someone failed to reach for the stars.

what if it tastes like broken dreams and sap. that would just suck, i'd have to get a refund. :(

Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?

Ivysaur March 18th, 2015 3:22 PM

/hugs thread

Hope Klippy quelch your doubts soon.

Klippy March 19th, 2015 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry (Post 8661510)
Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?

Telling you would spoil it for anyone that wanted to try. We can't have that. :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucid-Acid (Post 8661549)
...srsly, I'm smoking this.

http://i.imgur.com/dBcx1cY.jpg


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