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Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer May 31st, 2015 6:54 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the...

Winter May 31st, 2015 6:57 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes...

Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer May 31st, 2015 7:00 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale.

Sopheria May 31st, 2015 8:48 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started

Lycanthropy June 1st, 2015 1:57 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling...

Lycanthropy June 1st, 2015 7:36 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But...

Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer June 1st, 2015 2:22 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve...

Meadow June 1st, 2015 5:08 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which...

Sopheria June 1st, 2015 5:24 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to...

Meadow June 1st, 2015 5:31 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted...

Lycanthropy June 2nd, 2015 4:42 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent...

Meadow June 2nd, 2015 4:44 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who...

Take two, Sandshrew. :D

Lycanthropy June 4th, 2015 10:25 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's...

Hey, what a coincidence, Sandshrew and ice cream.

Meadow June 4th, 2015 6:06 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew...

Oh, no. It's coming!

Winter June 4th, 2015 9:25 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior...

Cemen June 13th, 2015 7:50 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died...

...Yup

Who's Kiyo? June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were ...

How did I miss this thread. This is so pretty.


Lycanthropy June 13th, 2015 10:59 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the...

Meadow June 13th, 2015 3:15 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so...

Who's Kiyo? June 13th, 2015 6:36 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went ...


Winter June 13th, 2015 9:24 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was...

Who's Kiyo? June 14th, 2015 8:54 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the ...


Who's Kiyo? June 15th, 2015 6:03 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could ...


magicarp4thewin June 17th, 2015 10:25 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with...

Meadow June 17th, 2015 4:49 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran...

R.I.P. public :(

Who's Kiyo? June 17th, 2015 10:16 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran in frenzied directions, making the ...


Meadow June 24th, 2015 8:43 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran in frenzied directions, making the place go haywire and explode.

~ THE END ~

Hmm... it seems the activity here has dropped, so let's try our luck with another story guys! :D

Lycanthropy June 27th, 2015 2:24 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. Oh yeah, I was...

Meadow June 27th, 2015 9:40 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..."

Nothing suspicious here...

Lycanthropy June 27th, 2015 9:58 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were...

Zigzagoon isn't the only one who fell for this.

Lycanthropy June 28th, 2015 7:35 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in a...

Guardian June 28th, 2015 8:30 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their...

Meadow June 28th, 2015 6:37 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A...

Lycanthropy June 30th, 2015 10:00 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible...

Meadow June 30th, 2015 10:09 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually..."

Guardian June 30th, 2015 11:50 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret...

elementgermanium June 30th, 2015 11:54 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine...

Meadow July 1st, 2015 6:25 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine...

Lycanthropy July 3rd, 2015 10:32 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer...

Meadow July 3rd, 2015 4:55 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two...

(This story seems to be going very smoothly compared to the last few! Keep up the great work, guys! :D)

Guardian July 4th, 2015 2:35 AM

You jinxed it. :)

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge...

Lycanthropy July 4th, 2015 6:30 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date...

Meadow July 5th, 2015 10:31 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by...

Meadow July 8th, 2015 6:53 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar....

Lycanthropy July 10th, 2015 11:28 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar free sweets. It failed badly...

Sopheria July 10th, 2015 2:59 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by...

Meadow July 10th, 2015 5:40 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a...

Sopheria July 10th, 2015 6:41 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always...

Meadow July 22nd, 2015 6:52 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as...

PageEmp July 23rd, 2015 1:12 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and

Tsutarja July 23rd, 2015 10:58 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods.

Meadow July 23rd, 2015 7:38 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation...

Sopheria July 24th, 2015 6:04 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a...

Tsutarja July 24th, 2015 6:29 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they...

Meadow July 24th, 2015 6:52 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew...

Sopheria July 24th, 2015 7:03 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by...

Meadow July 24th, 2015 7:06 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches...

PageEmp July 24th, 2015 8:43 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice fang Feraligatr...

Meadow July 25th, 2015 6:38 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group...

PokeHavoc July 25th, 2015 7:15 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]saving[/COLOR][/COLOR] them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger so...

PageEmp July 25th, 2015 8:09 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger so headed towards a lair of...

Sopheria July 26th, 2015 7:56 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who...

Meadow July 26th, 2015 8:04 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones...

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PokeHavoc July 26th, 2015 10:21 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and...

Lycanthropy July 26th, 2015 11:15 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out it's HIS ice...

PageEmp July 26th, 2015 4:49 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out it's HIS ice melted, and killed everyone, causing

Meadow July 26th, 2015 6:19 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of...

PageEmp July 26th, 2015 7:17 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a

Lycanthropy July 27th, 2015 2:06 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the...

Meadow July 27th, 2015 5:28 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided...

Sopheria July 27th, 2015 6:04 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to...

Meadow July 27th, 2015 7:18 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose...

PageEmp July 27th, 2015 11:26 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream...

Guardian July 28th, 2015 1:49 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him, now Sandshrew...

PageEmp July 28th, 2015 5:14 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him, now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that

Lycanthropy July 28th, 2015 8:00 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him, now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine...

Guardian July 28th, 2015 8:26 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him, now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily...

Embernight July 28th, 2015 2:15 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him, now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to...

Meadow July 28th, 2015 7:12 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. ...

PageEmp July 28th, 2015 10:15 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died

Guardian July 29th, 2015 12:32 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal...

"die down, to become calm or quiet; subside."

Lycanthropy July 29th, 2015 2:01 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds...

RIP Sandshrew...

Guardian July 29th, 2015 3:50 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because...

PageEmp July 29th, 2015 4:07 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a...

Guardian July 29th, 2015 4:52 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective...

PageEmp July 29th, 2015 6:32 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as

Lycanthropy July 29th, 2015 7:45 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely...

It's called type effectiveness, how isn't that very effective?

Guardian July 29th, 2015 8:01 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while...

Squirrel July 29th, 2015 9:24 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing...

PageEmp July 29th, 2015 10:25 PM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death.

The end?

Guardian July 30th, 2015 1:36 AM

I just love how hard you are trying to kill sandshrew just cos your Feraligatr is dead lol. Its not like we are emotionally attached to it, not the first or the last time Sandshrew is dying in this thread.
And nah.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he...

Lycanthropy July 30th, 2015 2:25 AM

He does hold the point there might be too many Sandshrew in the stories.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for...

Guardian July 30th, 2015 2:47 AM

I doubt that was his point :P

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance...

Lycanthropy July 30th, 2015 3:24 AM

Then I raise it as my point.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he...

PageEmp July 30th, 2015 4:35 AM

I never intended to kill Sandshrew, it's just a coincidence that it kind of looked like I was. But that's not my intenstion.Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the...

Guardian July 30th, 2015 4:46 AM

LMAO, post of a month
Dude, this is a pokestory, if you wanna kill, kill, no one is complaining, but lets be real. These are all yours.

"Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed"
"But it failed, Sandshrew died"
"Zigzagoon stabbed him with a"
"but killed Sandshrew anyway, as"
"the real Sandshrew's official death"

"I never intended to kill Sandshrew, it's just a coincidence that it kind of looked like I was."
Seriously, cant stop laughing lmao.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom...

-still laughing-

Lycanthropy July 30th, 2015 10:49 AM

You know, Meem, just ignore Sven aka Guardian. It's an unwritten law here that many Sandshrew die here anyway.

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which...

miel! July 30th, 2015 11:40 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the youtube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably!

Meadow July 30th, 2015 7:17 PM

Well I certainly missed quite a bit here. xD

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the YouTube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably! After tons and tons of...

Lycanthropy July 31st, 2015 1:21 AM

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the YouTube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably! After tons and tons of rare candies, Meloetta had started...


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