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Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer May 31st, 2015 6:54 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the...

Winter May 31st, 2015 6:57 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes...

Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer May 31st, 2015 7:00 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale.

Sopheria May 31st, 2015 8:48 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started

Lycanthropy June 1st, 2015 1:57 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling...

Lycanthropy June 1st, 2015 7:36 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But...

Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer June 1st, 2015 2:22 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve...

Meadow June 1st, 2015 5:08 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which...

Sopheria June 1st, 2015 5:24 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to...

Meadow June 1st, 2015 5:31 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted...

Lycanthropy June 2nd, 2015 4:42 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent...

Meadow June 2nd, 2015 4:44 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who...

Take two, Sandshrew. :D

Lycanthropy June 4th, 2015 10:25 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's...

Hey, what a coincidence, Sandshrew and ice cream.

Meadow June 4th, 2015 6:06 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew...

Oh, no. It's coming!

Winter June 4th, 2015 9:25 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior...

Cemen June 13th, 2015 7:50 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died...

...Yup

Who's Kiyo? June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were ...

How did I miss this thread. This is so pretty.


Lycanthropy June 13th, 2015 10:59 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the...

Meadow June 13th, 2015 3:15 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so...

Who's Kiyo? June 13th, 2015 6:36 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went ...


Winter June 13th, 2015 9:24 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was...

Who's Kiyo? June 14th, 2015 8:54 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the ...


Who's Kiyo? June 15th, 2015 6:03 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could ...


magicarp4thewin June 17th, 2015 10:25 AM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with...

Meadow June 17th, 2015 4:49 PM

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran...

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