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Xertified May 25th, 2016 8:53 AM

465.

Trust me, drama sucks.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 10:58 AM

466

I'm actually a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on the "hopeless" bit there though. I love it if it's done right :3

machomuu May 25th, 2016 11:11 AM

467

I just like good shit.

If it's appealing, regardless of the genre, I'll eat it right up.

noa May 25th, 2016 11:32 AM

468

I kind of have an unhealthy obsession with cheesy romance. I can't even read shipping fanfiction without my face flaring up.

Xertified May 25th, 2016 12:01 PM

469.

Romance is not healthy for my health. I can not watch movies with sex scene romance.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 12:03 PM

470

Perhaps you'll develop a taste for it later in life. I had that with sci-fi; I used to loathe it. Then I watched Stargate and Babylon Five...

Xertified May 25th, 2016 12:11 PM

471.

Like sleep. lol

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 12:29 PM

472

Actually, you need less of that as you get older. Well, I'm down to five/six hours from the eight/nine I used to need. xD

noa May 25th, 2016 12:30 PM

472

I don't know anyone who actually enjoys sex scenes in movies. They're so awkward and unnecessary. I don't need to see two characters doing the horizontal tango to see how their relationship has evolved.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 12:54 PM

473

I'm not sure that qualifies as evolution as much as it does devolution...

noa May 25th, 2016 12:57 PM

474

Well, I guess according to Hollywood the audience is too dumb to know characters are ~in luv~ without showing a sex scene. There's absolutely no point otherwise.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 1:00 PM

475

Well, I suppose they could be trying to teach a younger generation how it's done...or, more likely, they just ran out of words for the script and just decide to cap it all off so they can move on to the next scene.

machomuu May 25th, 2016 1:37 PM

476

Generally sex scenes aren't an indicator to me that there's love at all. But a little T&A can make a mind-numbingly dull experience stimulating, at least.

'Course, if you actually plan to get your jimmies off to something like that, good for you, man.

JJ Styles May 25th, 2016 1:58 PM

477.
(I'm already saying this in advance but I certain Donny might get us all MODSLAPPED but w/e. Kiddies, you shouldn't be even browsing PC's Random Insanity in the first place! BE OUTSIDE PLAYING SOME GOOD OLE SPORTS!)

Good thing I slept, then woke up early to make sure I can sober up. Otherwise, "my drunk as heck self" could have said way to many non-sensical stuff about love, hugging your neighbor, and some good ole smut. But I'd ship Doomguy x Arcueid all day, everyday, in the pants.... I dunno what the ***k I'm talking about...

Also, my friend possibly has the best saying ever: if he would have sex with that person he really likes, its not called *F***king", but its called "Making Love"... OH GOD! 20/10!

Lipstick Vogue May 25th, 2016 2:30 PM

478

All about context but yeah, in general it isn't something done well by Hollywood. There are certainly fantastic/poweful sex scenes in cinema though. Odd topic for this region of the forum.

JJ Styles May 25th, 2016 3:22 PM

479.

Okay i feel like a complete idiot what whatever the heck i just said. Anyway, I really do agree with what's been said with the whole unnecessary smut scenes in movies that do not really need them. I remember watching Underworld 2 and I was enjoying it, then a sex scene between Selene and that guy came out of nowhere and I was like "WHAT!?"... of course, I may have enjoyed watching that in a certain mood, but when i was thinking of Underworld, I'm there to see some hot Vampire VS Werewolf action, and i mean Vampires and Werewolves tearing each other apart.

BTW Underworld is pretty interesting. Kate Beckinsale lads.

machomuu May 25th, 2016 4:40 PM

I mean, these days, you can't really have vampires without sex. Because seduction and the imp of the perverse always require sex to be accurately depicted, of course.

Of course.

480

Though I'm pretty sure Underworld was Lycans rather than Werewolves. Was in an RP where that was a pretty big hubub. Lead to a pretty great RPer leaving. Fun times.

JJ Styles May 25th, 2016 4:50 PM

481.

Now thinking about it, we need a movie about a Succubus, an Incubus, and a Mancubus.

Or right.. Lycans... dang, why did i have to use the cliche description.

Speaking of Underworld... i would definitely Underworld Blood Wars on October 14 of this year. That title though. "BLOOD WARS!" so edgy.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 9:52 PM

482

The Underworld series was...uh...interesting? Not the highest quality films I've ever seen, but good for a laugh. Chances are I'll watch the next one when it comes out towards the end of the year.

JJ Styles May 25th, 2016 9:54 PM

483.

When people watched Underworld, they were either looking at Selene's awesome fighting skills, the dark and gritty atmosphere, or simply admiring Kate Beckinsale and her glorious bodysuit.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 10:06 PM

484

Probably all of the above. I kinda liked the villains in the second film, though. I don't think anyone watched the films expecting a high-quality plot though, it's barely one step above Twilight sometimes. xD

Netto Azure May 25th, 2016 11:05 PM

485

I remember when I first found out about that series 8 years ago.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 11:08 PM

486

Eight years? Time does fly...I frequently forget there is over a decade between now and the 90s.

pkmin3033 May 25th, 2016 11:08 PM

486

Eight years? Time does fly...I frequently forget there is over a decade between now and the 90s.

JJ Styles May 26th, 2016 12:04 AM

487.

Oh man the 2000s. Well, i'm positively sure some good things came around that time of the year, a couple really. Too many to mention. But by 2010, something happened to me, oh wait.. that'll be reserved for another time. ;)

Xertified May 26th, 2016 2:11 AM

488.

Green Day rocks the 2000s.

Lipstick Vogue May 26th, 2016 2:27 AM

Seeing lots of unconfirmed reports of no man's sky being delayed again.

Safe to say i'll be keeping an eye on sean murray's twitter account today.


489

Xertified May 26th, 2016 2:30 AM

490.

I am feeling spring now.

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 3:33 AM

491

I can't even remember much of the 2000s...which is just as well, because I was in Secondary School/College during those years.

Lipstick Vogue May 26th, 2016 3:44 AM

492
Wow, your memory must be seriously awful.


New laptop tomorrow if my local shop has it in stock. Hype.


Or Monday or Tuesday if not. Less hype.

Xertified May 26th, 2016 4:47 AM

493.

That is why we need time machines.

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 5:23 AM

493

More selective than awful. I did not have a happy childhood.
...not having a happy adulthood either, but eh, I expect if I live to see 40 I won't remember my twenties either. xD

Xertified May 26th, 2016 6:11 AM

495.

Childhood is the best part of our life! :D

Twilight-kun May 26th, 2016 6:13 AM

496

Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optional

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 6:14 AM

497

It's the easiest part of our lives. There is a difference.

Also, growing old is not mandatory. There is a viable alternative...although I wouldn't recommend it personally.

Xertified May 26th, 2016 6:46 AM

498.

As Kaneki said, "Life is a game, a game with shitty reward system."

JJ Styles May 26th, 2016 7:13 AM

499.

But if its like Postal 2, then...

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 7:38 AM

500

Life is not a game, as games generally let you win if you work hard enough. Nobody wins at life.

JJ Styles May 26th, 2016 7:41 AM

501.
<----
Ehem...

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 7:46 AM

502

*raises eyebrow*

machomuu May 26th, 2016 8:31 AM

503

>Life is not a game

I...look, I know it's 2016, but


c'mon now.

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 8:34 AM

504

That's not a game, that's a murder case in a box waiting to happen.

Lipstick Vogue May 26th, 2016 8:57 AM

505

Best board game.


Just got my first ps4 platinum trophy.._._.In possibly the easiest game to get one.

pkmin3033 May 26th, 2016 10:16 AM

506

Platinum trophies are fun fun fun.

What did you get it for? Tales from the Borderlands? The Walking Dead?

Lipstick Vogue May 26th, 2016 10:26 AM

507

Rocket League. Would have had it ages ago if I ever changed cars.

Netto Azure May 26th, 2016 9:24 PM

508

Time to catch up with GoT

Xertified May 27th, 2016 1:40 AM

509.

Life is a highway then.

JJ Styles May 27th, 2016 1:48 AM

510.

Life is basically fighting the forces of Ultrasatan, ripping their dicks off, crushing their heads with your bare hands, shooting them with your double barreled super shotgun, using your chainsaw against those naughty Hell Knights and Tyrants and watching them cry in horror as you cut them into pieces as high frequency sawblades rip and tear through hellish flesh, no scoping their faces with your Arctic Warfare Power (AWP) rifle, then invading hell, so you could throw all those dead faces into the Icon of Sin's face and tell it to go screw itself. Then you go back to the surface to discover that more and more of the hellish horde came to try kick your ass but obviously you're more than ready for that, so you tell those hellish hordes that you're here to explode their @$$holes and see how they would handle that. And then those impies would go like "OH NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!", and the other badguys would go like "OH SHOOT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM/HER!" but you simply flip the bird at them before you gloriously blow their faces off. FOR FREEDOM.

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 2:11 AM

511

I see your Steinbeck reference there, Omega.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 2:14 AM

512.

Watching Naruto again, for no total reason, while eating no big deal.

JJ Styles May 27th, 2016 2:21 AM

513.

I wanted to say something about "life" in a lil more serious manner but i think my way of saying it was enough. Sides, its only as "X" as you wanted to be. X Being an independent variable that will yield different "Ys" or outcomes that you, yourself set as you go through. As cliche or even ubiquitous as it sounds, sometimes people often forget the most repeated things.

Also i can't wait to claim Six hundred Sixty Six, unless a modslap reset occurs.

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 2:24 AM

514

You just know a modslap reset will now occur at 665. Just because.
...and I can't be bothered to type what I think about life right now.

JJ Styles May 27th, 2016 2:33 AM

515.

I just typed in AK69 hoping to see some funny stuff like a very funny pun on both the firearm and the smex act, but instead, Google search results show a Japanese Rapper actually calling himself AK-69


Skip to 2:00 to skip the unnecessarily long intro sequence.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 3:38 AM

516.

Try Internet Explorer.

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 6:09 AM

517

Ew, Internet Explorer...I remember when I used to use that. Just after dialup. Dark, dark days...

Xertified May 27th, 2016 6:23 AM

518.

Who uses Internet Explorer?

JJ Styles May 27th, 2016 6:27 AM

519.

Do you even netscape navigator? Well i hope that most of you didn't and had far better computers than what we had during the dark ages.

Netto Azure May 27th, 2016 8:05 AM

520

Had to endure dial up until 2008 :(

Xertified May 27th, 2016 8:07 AM

521.

Wonder if someone still uses Internet Explorer.

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 8:27 AM

522

2008?! Holycrap. That must have been painful....

Xertified May 27th, 2016 9:05 AM

523.

@ Netto Azure Right in the feels.

JJ Styles May 27th, 2016 9:07 AM

524.

I know that feeling... I forgot when was the time our family got fed up with Dial up, mainly since ALL became aware of hwo important the internet was on many many things to do, and decided to go DSL, which may not be as good as most would think, but DSL is perhaps the more affordable option here in our country.

Also, Rainbow Six Vegas 2 is so turning me on.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 9:54 AM

525.

\It, just, really hurts okay?

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 10:17 AM

526

For some reason every time I right click on anything on my desktop now Windows Explorer crashes...sodding computer. There's always something.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 11:33 AM

527.

Call the FBI or something lol.

Lipstick Vogue May 27th, 2016 11:34 AM

528

Just ordered my new laptop.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 11:41 AM

529.

You lucky, my Laptop sucks. Literally, its performance is shit. I can not do anything on it.

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 11:59 AM

530

I'm not due another laptop until September next year...this one had better not be on its way out. I'll experiment with fixes tomorrow...too tired tonight.

Xertified May 27th, 2016 12:04 PM

531.

Will get a better Laptop if I graduated!

Pokestick, good times. May 27th, 2016 2:23 PM

532

I went to the pub and broke my umbrella.

:(

pkmin3033 May 27th, 2016 9:10 PM

533

How on earth did you manage that? =/

machomuu May 27th, 2016 10:39 PM

534

Swedish bar fight, I imagine.

Those tend to get messy.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 12:42 AM

535.

I need to make my life better. :D

Lipstick Vogue May 28th, 2016 1:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machomuu (Post 9260252)
536

Swedish bar fight, I imagine.

Those tend to get messy.

Because of all the hair product those lads wear?

Xertified May 28th, 2016 3:04 AM

537.

Probably, cheating on their GF. Always see it on the movies.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 3:09 AM

538

Pffft.

KetsuekiR May 28th, 2016 3:45 AM

539

Swedish bar fight? Pfft, all the furniture would fall apart on its own.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 3:46 AM

540.

Every bar fights in movies, are about: Their GFs/Just Nothing.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 4:00 AM

541

One does not simply walk into a bar fight.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 4:20 AM

542.

Yeah, they are not Bruce Lee or something.

Lipstick Vogue May 28th, 2016 4:34 AM

543

Trainspotting has a glorious bar fight scene.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 4:40 AM

544.

Watching some Bruce Lee movies here.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 5:26 AM

545

I really need something to do =/

Xertified May 28th, 2016 5:38 AM

546.

Be lazy.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 5:49 AM

547

I'm lazy every day...well, most days.

Lipstick Vogue May 28th, 2016 6:47 AM

548

Just went into town and bought a ps3 with my no man's sky money.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 6:52 AM

549.

Just got out of couch. I regreted it, my buttmark there is gone lol.

Twilight-kun May 28th, 2016 10:04 AM

550

What'd I miss?

Ah, butts

Butts are always good

Xertified May 28th, 2016 10:15 AM

551.

They control the body. When, you get kicked in the butt, your body will move.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 10:20 AM

552

Generally if you get kicked anywhere your body moves. Unless you're stuck somewhere or something. Then things just break.

Xertified May 28th, 2016 10:42 AM

552.

Cavs just raeped Raptors. Dammit.

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 11:10 AM

554

...I'll pretend I understood that. xD

Pokestick, good times. May 28th, 2016 1:00 PM

555

Let's just say the coolest way to extend your telescopic umbrella isn't always the best one.

Netto Azure May 28th, 2016 6:21 PM

556

Sheesh gotta find a new place to move to in a month. :(

pkmin3033 May 28th, 2016 9:08 PM

557

Any idea of where you might go? That sounds pretty stressful =/

Xertified May 29th, 2016 2:19 AM

558.

@ Netto Azure Good luck finding a good place!

Dracowyn May 29th, 2016 2:43 AM

559.

Oh wow, just one month? Good luck.

Lipstick Vogue May 29th, 2016 3:10 AM

560

Come and live with me.

Xertified May 29th, 2016 3:12 AM

561.

Be a nanny lol.

pkmin3033 May 29th, 2016 5:11 AM

562.

I'd make a good nanny. I'm practically perfect in every way~


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