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Golurks Were Meant to Fly April 9th, 2015 1:33 PM

...or did it? I don't see anything.

So an Arcanine walks into a bar...

Sheep April 9th, 2015 2:00 PM

..incinerating everything in sight, but only accidentally.

So a Voltorb "walks" into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 9th, 2015 8:01 PM

POSTING FOR ALEX

..and explodes because everyone hates Voltorb )<

So a Castform walks into a bar...

DyingWillFlareon April 9th, 2015 8:11 PM

...and performs an awesome piano song. Of course it's the singing one, Castform has no arms.

Sp then a Liepard walks into the bar....

Sirfetch’d April 9th, 2015 8:13 PM

..and parahaxes everyone with Thunder Wave.

So a Cryogonal walks into a bar...

Meadow April 9th, 2015 8:28 PM

...and tries cooling all of the drinks.

So then another passenger Pidgey flies into the bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard April 10th, 2015 6:03 AM

... and is told to leave due other patrons in the bar tired of seeing Pidgey

So a Regigigas slowly walks into a bar...

Meadow April 10th, 2015 9:33 AM

...but the doorway was destroyed as it walked in!

So then a Pichu with goggles enters the bar...

Lycanthropy April 10th, 2015 10:13 AM

...and asks where he can find the nearest sandstorm.

Then a Snorlax walks into the bar...

Squirrel April 10th, 2015 11:31 AM

... and falls asleep in the doorway, not letting anyone else in!

So a Koffing floats into the bar...

Meadow April 10th, 2015 1:58 PM

...and gets kicked out for polluting the air!

So then a mad Dedenne enters the bar...

Lycanthropy April 11th, 2015 2:45 AM

...and challenge the other Pokémon for a game So a Dedenne walks into a bar... and lost all his cash because he sucks at it.

Then a Farfetch'd enters the bar...

classiccartoonsftw April 11th, 2015 2:46 AM

...and discovers that they serve roasted duck, so it leaves.

So a Gliscor glides into the bar...

Lycanthropy April 11th, 2015 3:22 AM

...and started looking if he could find his precious (the Razor Fang he lost upon evolution) anywhere around here.

Then a Remoraid swims into the bar...

Dedenne1 April 11th, 2015 7:53 AM

And plops into one of the coffee mugs.

So then a Muk flops into the bar...

Precious~Dark April 11th, 2015 8:08 AM

a lot of pokemon decide to leave because of the awful smell...

a Azurill bounced into the bar

Maruno April 11th, 2015 9:00 AM

...and consequently lost the high jump competition.

A Rhyhorn walked into the bar...

Meadow April 11th, 2015 9:56 AM

...but left several cracks on the bar's brittle floor.

So then an extremely hyper Pachirisu enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 11th, 2015 10:02 AM

...and buys Castform a drink.

So a Floatzel swims rapidly into a bar...

Maruno April 11th, 2015 3:36 PM

...and reminds everyone that he's slippery when wet.

Just then, a Drifloon floats into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 11th, 2015 3:45 PM

...and realizes he forgot his wallet at home in the sky.

So a Snorlax rolls into a bar....

Pendraflare April 11th, 2015 7:01 PM

...and he's too heavy to drink.

So a Froakie walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 11th, 2015 7:21 PM

and walks back out because he saw a Chespin.


So a Oddish walks into a bar....

Meadow April 11th, 2015 7:25 PM

...but runs off upon seeing a veggie chef!

So then a pink Oshawott walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 11th, 2015 7:39 PM

...and finds the bathroom so it can look at itself in the mirror :)

So a Ursaring manly walks into a bar...

Meadow April 11th, 2015 7:50 PM

...and tries trash-talking with the other Pokémon there!

So then a not-so-bright Gible enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 11th, 2015 7:59 PM

....and regrets it immediately.

So a Ekans slithers into a bar....*hissss*

Lycanthropy April 12th, 2015 12:34 AM

...and tries to take over the bar in the name of Team Meanies.

Then a Roggenrola walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 12:43 AM

..and uses explosion sending everyone into a frenzy!

So a Pidgey flies into a bar...

Lycanthropy April 12th, 2015 1:09 AM

...and grabs the mail he should deliver in the bar in a town nearby.

Then the Pidgey flies into that bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 1:10 AM

...and gets absolutely wasted.

So a Machamp flexes his way into a bar....

Maruno April 12th, 2015 5:26 AM

...and before long has a Gardevoir on each arm.

Meanwhile, a Bulbasaur walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 8:14 AM

...and suddenly starts evolving!

So a Smeargle walks into a bar....

Maruno April 12th, 2015 10:08 AM

...and paints the town red.

A Kabutops walks into a bar..

Meadow April 12th, 2015 10:10 AM

...and thought this was the prehistoric age.

So then a Galvantula walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 10:12 AM

...and uses Thunder on the Squirtle trying to pick a fight.

So a Scolipede walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy April 12th, 2015 10:32 AM

...and gets totally hyperactive thanks to his Speed Boost ability.

Then a Slowpoke walks (slowly, very slowly) into the bar...

AtecainCorp. April 12th, 2015 11:14 AM

... and Shellder bite him head, and Slowpoke become Slowking.

Then a Slowking walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 12:02 PM

...and remembers he has an appointment to polish his hat.

So his brother, Slowbro, walks into a bar....

classiccartoonsftw April 12th, 2015 12:14 PM

...hoping for its shell to get polished, but it hasn't made an appointment and is ordered to leave the bar.

So a Starmie walks into the bar...

Meadow April 12th, 2015 12:25 PM

...but got kicked out for slicing the floor!

So then a Wigglytuff entered the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 12th, 2015 3:27 PM

...but left because apparently it was closed.

So a Vileplume walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy April 13th, 2015 2:03 AM

...and complains about the low amount of foliage inside.

Then a Camerupt walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 10:22 AM

...and mega evolves!

So a Wingull flies his way into a bar....

Pendraflare April 13th, 2015 10:44 AM

...and steals a drink that one of the people there had.

So a Tangela walks into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 11:26 AM

...and trips over it's vines.


So an Infernape walks into a bar....

Aslan April 13th, 2015 1:20 PM

... and the bar catches on fire! Didn't have burn heal did it :(

So a Walrein waddles into the alight bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 3:21 PM

...and causes a massive hailstorm!

So an Arcanine proudly walks into a bar...

Aslan April 13th, 2015 3:22 PM

...and a mysterious hooded figure that looks suspiciously like me walks in and takes it away!

So then a Hoppip flies in to the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 3:30 PM

...and realizes that it's too young to be in a bar and goes back home 8(

So a Beedrill buzzes loudly into a bar...

Percy April 13th, 2015 4:21 PM

... and says wazzzzzzzzzzup?
... so a Minccino walks into bar.

Aslan April 13th, 2015 4:24 PM

... and is kicked out for underage drinking!

So then a Purugly strolls into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 4:25 PM

...and sees a sign that says "No cats allowed!"

So a Pelipper flies into a bar....

Lycanthropy April 14th, 2015 10:25 AM

...and orders a bucket of soda.'

Then a Glalie floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 10:37 AM

....and begins to melt from all of the heat.

So then a Sneasel walks into a bar...

Pendraflare April 14th, 2015 1:39 PM

And it swipes a shot from the bartender.

So a Ninjask flies into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 2:54 PM

....and flies back out before anyone notices.

So then his shedding, Shedinja creepily enters a bar....

Percy April 14th, 2015 3:44 PM

... and terrorizes the bar.

... so a Gengar walks into a bar

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 3:51 PM

....and scares people in the bathroom for fun.

So a Kecleon walks into a bar...

Aslan April 14th, 2015 4:39 PM

... and camouflages itself as a floorboard so pokemon trip and drop their drinks!

So then a Spinda crashes into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 4:44 PM

...and knocks over the bartender and the bar has to close for the night 8(

So a Regirock slowly walks into a different bar....

Lycanthropy April 15th, 2015 7:18 AM

...but was three days late for his appointment.

Then a Celebi time travels to that bar three days ago...

Maruno April 15th, 2015 7:23 AM

...and asks for its usual before the barman even knows it has one.

Then, of course, Giratina sidles into the bar...

Squirrel April 15th, 2015 9:00 AM

... and sat down politely ordering a drink whilst being very polite to the bartender. :D

So a Zekrom flew into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 10:33 AM

....and found it's true love, Reshiram :')

So a Slugma slugs into a bar...

Aslan April 15th, 2015 12:10 PM

... and burns a hole in a blissfully unaware bartender as it hugs the Slugma!

So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 1:20 PM

....right as his owner was trading him so he evolved!

So then a Medicham walks into the same bar....

Maruno April 15th, 2015 1:23 PM

...but is interrupted by a bad-mannered Castform ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aslan (Post 8708901)
So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

...and the barman says "What do you want, spirit?" And the Haunter replies, "I'd rather have a lager."

Just then, a Kadabra teleports into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 1:27 PM

....and buys everyone a drink because Kadabra just won the lottery and is rich!

So then a Pachirisu walks into a bar....

Aslan April 16th, 2015 2:39 AM

... and is kicked out for being nuts!

So then a Paras scuttles into the bar...

Percy April 16th, 2015 3:46 AM

... and gives the folks there some mushrooms.
so a Butterfree flies into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 16th, 2015 9:17 AM

....and uses Sleep Powder on everyone!

So a Gothitelle walks into a bar....

Meadow April 16th, 2015 10:14 AM

...and tries telling everyone their fortune, to no avail.

So then a drunk Sandshrew enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 16th, 2015 10:23 AM

....and passes out on the floor and has to be removed by the resident bouncer, Hariyama.

So then a Kingler walks into a bar....

Aslan April 16th, 2015 6:34 PM

... and steals all the drinks for itself because it's shellfish!

So then a Skiploom flies in...

magicarp4thewin April 16th, 2015 6:38 PM

...and gets thrown out by hariyamas whirlwind

Then a gyrados slithers into the bar...

DyingWillFlareon April 16th, 2015 6:38 PM

....and picks a fight with a nearby Moltres. How dar you ninja
....and picks a fight with a Raichu.

So a Magby walks into the bar....

magicarp4thewin April 16th, 2015 6:43 PM

...and ninjas a nearby elekid and is thrown out for being rude (lol)

.so then a smoochum walks into the bar...

DyingWillFlareon April 16th, 2015 6:50 PM

....and gets kicked out for racial reasons. Although there were no problems in the first place....

So a Vaporeon swims into an underwater bar....

Aslan April 16th, 2015 9:01 PM

... and is confronted by DyingWillFlareon so its runs away!

So then a Psyduck waddles into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 16th, 2015 9:03 PM

.....and forgets why he entered the bar in the first place 8D


So then a Joltik walks into a bar.....

Maruno April 17th, 2015 9:19 AM

...but is so small that no one notices!

Instead, they notice the Machoke who walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 9:32 AM

.....and starts flexing his muscles for everyone in the bar.


So then a Hariyama walks into a bar....

Lycanthropy April 17th, 2015 9:49 AM

...and takes his post as resident bouncer forgetting that that's his job at another bar.

Then a Serperior slithers into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 9:53 AM

.....and shows off his sleek snake body.

So then a Volbeat walks into a bar...

Maruno April 17th, 2015 11:47 AM

...but the barman tells it to buzz off.

Then, of course, who should walk in but a Krabby?

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 12:05 PM

....and then the Krabby remembered he had a dentist appointment and had to leave.

So then a Salamence flies into a bar...

Aslan April 17th, 2015 12:13 PM

... and smacks its head straight into a bar!

So then a Tropius squeezes in...

Meadow April 17th, 2015 5:03 PM

...but decided that drinking is bad for the environment!

So then a Pichu with goggles waddles into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 5:13 PM

....and is immediately removed for being too young 8(

So then his dad, Raichu walks into the bar...

Meadow April 17th, 2015 5:15 PM

...and tries suing the owner for kicking out his son!

So then a lawyer by the name of Pidgeot flies in...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 5:24 PM

....and suddenly mega evolves!

So then his cousin the fabulous Fearow flies in....

Starry Windy April 17th, 2015 8:14 PM

...and it flies majestically just like any fully-evolved flying Pokémon would.

So a curious Piplup walks into the bar...

Meadow April 17th, 2015 8:17 PM

...but decides that the bar is a dangerous place to hang out.

So then an Aipom (who happens to be Piplup's friend) wanders into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 9:18 PM

...and trips over his own tail :O

So then a Lopunny struts into a bar....

Aslan April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM

... and is immediately surrounded by a crowd of handsome Diggersbys!

So then a Lotad walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 17th, 2015 11:02 PM

....and find's it's long lost cousin, the Seedot!

So then a Mantine flies? swims? SOMEHOW enters the bar....

magicarp4thewin April 17th, 2015 11:09 PM

And realizes it left its wallet at home, and somehow gets out and goes back home

So a cacturne walks into a bar....

Percy April 18th, 2015 1:06 AM

... and realized that's it supposed to be at the desert, so he left.
so an exploud walks into a bar...

Maruno April 18th, 2015 10:17 AM

...because it's karaoke night!

A Pidgeotto flies into a bar...


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