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...or did it? I don't see anything.
So an Arcanine walks into a bar... |
..incinerating everything in sight, but only accidentally.
So a Voltorb "walks" into a bar... |
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..and explodes because everyone hates Voltorb )< So a Castform walks into a bar... |
...and performs an awesome piano song. Of course it's the singing one, Castform has no arms.
Sp then a Liepard walks into the bar.... |
..and parahaxes everyone with Thunder Wave.
So a Cryogonal walks into a bar... |
...and tries cooling all of the drinks.
So then another passenger Pidgey flies into the bar... |
... and is told to leave due other patrons in the bar tired of seeing Pidgey
So a Regigigas slowly walks into a bar... |
...but the doorway was destroyed as it walked in!
So then a Pichu with goggles enters the bar... |
...and asks where he can find the nearest sandstorm.
Then a Snorlax walks into the bar... |
... and falls asleep in the doorway, not letting anyone else in!
So a Koffing floats into the bar... |
...and gets kicked out for polluting the air!
So then a mad Dedenne enters the bar... |
...and challenge the other Pokémon for a game So a Dedenne walks into a bar... and lost all his cash because he sucks at it.
Then a Farfetch'd enters the bar... |
...and discovers that they serve roasted duck, so it leaves.
So a Gliscor glides into the bar... |
...and started looking if he could find his precious (the Razor Fang he lost upon evolution) anywhere around here.
Then a Remoraid swims into the bar... |
And plops into one of the coffee mugs.
So then a Muk flops into the bar... |
a lot of pokemon decide to leave because of the awful smell...
a Azurill bounced into the bar |
...and consequently lost the high jump competition.
A Rhyhorn walked into the bar... |
...but left several cracks on the bar's brittle floor.
So then an extremely hyper Pachirisu enters the bar... |
...and buys Castform a drink.
So a Floatzel swims rapidly into a bar... |
...and reminds everyone that he's slippery when wet.
Just then, a Drifloon floats into a bar... |
...and realizes he forgot his wallet at home in the sky.
So a Snorlax rolls into a bar.... |
...and he's too heavy to drink.
So a Froakie walks into a bar... |
and walks back out because he saw a Chespin.
So a Oddish walks into a bar.... |
...but runs off upon seeing a veggie chef!
So then a pink Oshawott walks into the bar... |
...and finds the bathroom so it can look at itself in the mirror :)
So a Ursaring manly walks into a bar... |
...and tries trash-talking with the other Pokémon there!
So then a not-so-bright Gible enters the bar... |
....and regrets it immediately.
So a Ekans slithers into a bar....*hissss* |
...and tries to take over the bar in the name of Team Meanies.
Then a Roggenrola walks into the bar... |
..and uses explosion sending everyone into a frenzy!
So a Pidgey flies into a bar... |
...and grabs the mail he should deliver in the bar in a town nearby.
Then the Pidgey flies into that bar... |
...and gets absolutely wasted.
So a Machamp flexes his way into a bar.... |
...and before long has a Gardevoir on each arm.
Meanwhile, a Bulbasaur walks into a bar... |
...and suddenly starts evolving!
So a Smeargle walks into a bar.... |
...and paints the town red.
A Kabutops walks into a bar.. |
...and thought this was the prehistoric age.
So then a Galvantula walks into the bar... |
...and uses Thunder on the Squirtle trying to pick a fight.
So a Scolipede walks into a bar... |
...and gets totally hyperactive thanks to his Speed Boost ability.
Then a Slowpoke walks (slowly, very slowly) into the bar... |
... and Shellder bite him head, and Slowpoke become Slowking.
Then a Slowking walks into the bar... |
...and remembers he has an appointment to polish his hat.
So his brother, Slowbro, walks into a bar.... |
...hoping for its shell to get polished, but it hasn't made an appointment and is ordered to leave the bar.
So a Starmie walks into the bar... |
...but got kicked out for slicing the floor!
So then a Wigglytuff entered the bar... |
...but left because apparently it was closed.
So a Vileplume walks into a bar... |
...and complains about the low amount of foliage inside.
Then a Camerupt walks into the bar... |
...and mega evolves!
So a Wingull flies his way into a bar.... |
...and steals a drink that one of the people there had.
So a Tangela walks into a bar... |
...and trips over it's vines.
So an Infernape walks into a bar.... |
... and the bar catches on fire! Didn't have burn heal did it :(
So a Walrein waddles into the alight bar... |
...and causes a massive hailstorm!
So an Arcanine proudly walks into a bar... |
...and a mysterious hooded figure that looks suspiciously like me walks in and takes it away!
So then a Hoppip flies in to the bar... |
...and realizes that it's too young to be in a bar and goes back home 8(
So a Beedrill buzzes loudly into a bar... |
... and says wazzzzzzzzzzup?
... so a Minccino walks into bar. |
... and is kicked out for underage drinking!
So then a Purugly strolls into the bar... |
...and sees a sign that says "No cats allowed!"
So a Pelipper flies into a bar.... |
...and orders a bucket of soda.'
Then a Glalie floats into the bar... |
....and begins to melt from all of the heat.
So then a Sneasel walks into a bar... |
And it swipes a shot from the bartender.
So a Ninjask flies into a bar... |
....and flies back out before anyone notices.
So then his shedding, Shedinja creepily enters a bar.... |
... and terrorizes the bar.
... so a Gengar walks into a bar |
....and scares people in the bathroom for fun.
So a Kecleon walks into a bar... |
... and camouflages itself as a floorboard so pokemon trip and drop their drinks!
So then a Spinda crashes into the bar... |
...and knocks over the bartender and the bar has to close for the night 8(
So a Regirock slowly walks into a different bar.... |
...but was three days late for his appointment.
Then a Celebi time travels to that bar three days ago... |
...and asks for its usual before the barman even knows it has one.
Then, of course, Giratina sidles into the bar... |
... and sat down politely ordering a drink whilst being very polite to the bartender. :D
So a Zekrom flew into a bar... |
....and found it's true love, Reshiram :')
So a Slugma slugs into a bar... |
... and burns a hole in a blissfully unaware bartender as it hugs the Slugma!
So then a Haunter floats into the bar... |
....right as his owner was trading him so he evolved!
So then a Medicham walks into the same bar.... |
...but is interrupted by a bad-mannered Castform ;)
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Just then, a Kadabra teleports into the bar... |
....and buys everyone a drink because Kadabra just won the lottery and is rich!
So then a Pachirisu walks into a bar.... |
... and is kicked out for being nuts!
So then a Paras scuttles into the bar... |
... and gives the folks there some mushrooms.
so a Butterfree flies into the bar... |
....and uses Sleep Powder on everyone!
So a Gothitelle walks into a bar.... |
...and tries telling everyone their fortune, to no avail.
So then a drunk Sandshrew enters the bar... |
....and passes out on the floor and has to be removed by the resident bouncer, Hariyama.
So then a Kingler walks into a bar.... |
... and steals all the drinks for itself because it's shellfish!
So then a Skiploom flies in... |
...and gets thrown out by hariyamas whirlwind
Then a gyrados slithers into the bar... |
....and picks a fight with a nearby Moltres. How dar you ninja
....and picks a fight with a Raichu. So a Magby walks into the bar.... |
...and ninjas a nearby elekid and is thrown out for being rude (lol)
.so then a smoochum walks into the bar... |
....and gets kicked out for racial reasons. Although there were no problems in the first place....
So a Vaporeon swims into an underwater bar.... |
... and is confronted by DyingWillFlareon so its runs away!
So then a Psyduck waddles into the bar... |
.....and forgets why he entered the bar in the first place 8D
So then a Joltik walks into a bar..... |
...but is so small that no one notices!
Instead, they notice the Machoke who walks into the bar... |
.....and starts flexing his muscles for everyone in the bar.
So then a Hariyama walks into a bar.... |
...and takes his post as resident bouncer forgetting that that's his job at another bar.
Then a Serperior slithers into the bar... |
.....and shows off his sleek snake body.
So then a Volbeat walks into a bar... |
...but the barman tells it to buzz off.
Then, of course, who should walk in but a Krabby? |
....and then the Krabby remembered he had a dentist appointment and had to leave.
So then a Salamence flies into a bar... |
... and smacks its head straight into a bar!
So then a Tropius squeezes in... |
...but decided that drinking is bad for the environment!
So then a Pichu with goggles waddles into the bar... |
....and is immediately removed for being too young 8(
So then his dad, Raichu walks into the bar... |
...and tries suing the owner for kicking out his son!
So then a lawyer by the name of Pidgeot flies in... |
....and suddenly mega evolves!
So then his cousin the fabulous Fearow flies in.... |
...and it flies majestically just like any fully-evolved flying Pokémon would.
So a curious Piplup walks into the bar... |
...but decides that the bar is a dangerous place to hang out.
So then an Aipom (who happens to be Piplup's friend) wanders into the bar... |
...and trips over his own tail :O
So then a Lopunny struts into a bar.... |
... and is immediately surrounded by a crowd of handsome Diggersbys!
So then a Lotad walks into the bar... |
....and find's it's long lost cousin, the Seedot!
So then a Mantine flies? swims? SOMEHOW enters the bar.... |
And realizes it left its wallet at home, and somehow gets out and goes back home
So a cacturne walks into a bar.... |
... and realized that's it supposed to be at the desert, so he left.
so an exploud walks into a bar... |
...because it's karaoke night!
A Pidgeotto flies into a bar... |
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