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Starry Windy May 4th, 2015 12:49 AM

...and one of its friends, Squirtle, decided to guide it throughout the bar.

So then, a nearby Sableye sneaks into the bar...

Lycanthropy May 4th, 2015 4:33 AM

...and Mega evolves. Now it takes its place as staller in front of the bar to prevent it being approached by bandits.

Then a Pyroar enters the bar...

JJ Styles May 4th, 2015 7:13 AM

and wonders how the hell does everyone Mega evolve without their trainers save for Rayquaza..

then dat Diggersby tho smashed a wall into the bar, along with Shofu's certificate of Strength, Power, and destruction.

Sirfetch’d May 4th, 2015 10:23 AM

....and digs a hole under the bar to avoid having to pay his bar tab!

So then a Manectric walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy May 6th, 2015 3:41 AM

...and tests if the bar conducts electricity.

Then a Litwick floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 6th, 2015 3:42 PM

...and accidentally sets the bar on fire D:

So then a Squirtle walks into the burning bar...

JJ Styles May 7th, 2015 3:06 AM

and tried to use its water gun to douse the flames, but instead they got even hotter because he actually used Scald because he ate a ton of spicy pokeblocks an hour ago.

During that, ANOTHER UNIDENTIFIED SPECIES OF POKEMON stumbled across the bar:
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DyingWillFlareon May 7th, 2015 8:55 PM

AND WAS PROMPTLY ATTACKED BY A FLAREON.

So then a Vileplume toddles into this bar....

Lycanthropy May 8th, 2015 1:46 AM

...and starts to use Petal Dance uncontrollably.

Then a Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 8th, 2015 2:17 AM

...and begins to PICKUP items dropped around the bar.

So then a Medicham walks into a bar...

JJ Styles May 8th, 2015 4:29 AM

and it ranted about how pissed he is that he missed a High Jump Kick...

So a Magneton holding an eviolite floated into the bar...

Pendraflare May 8th, 2015 6:07 AM

...and is asked to leave as its magnetism could cause problems for the goers.

So a Ludicolo walks into a bar...

Starry Windy May 8th, 2015 6:58 AM

...and begin to invite its music crew and start to dance.

So, a Tepig happened to come across the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 8th, 2015 11:41 AM

....and wonder's where his friend the Cyndaquil is. So he leaves the bar in search for him at the Weenie Hut Jr.!

So then a Primeape walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy May 11th, 2015 9:46 AM

...and enrages instantly because the queue is too long in his opinion.

Then a Feraligatr walks into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 11th, 2015 10:53 AM

....and starts using Dragon Dance to impress the ladies.

So then a Diancie floats into the bar...

JJ Styles May 11th, 2015 10:57 AM

and "she" was drunk the night before, with Sitrus Berry juice

suddenly, a fusion of Electivire and Eelektross entered into the bar with a super-mega-death-metal theme song bragging about its amazing typing (electric/fighting with levitate)

Sirfetch’d May 11th, 2015 11:17 AM

....and everyone is left speechless by it 8D

So then a Starmie swiftly swims into a bar...

Lycanthropy May 12th, 2015 7:26 AM

Objection! Starmie can't have Swift Swim!
...and sits down on the place at which the light gives the best reflection of its gem.

Then a Forretress enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 12th, 2015 10:20 AM

...and begins to Spike up the place!

So then a Skarmory flies into a bar...

Starry Windy May 14th, 2015 8:20 AM

...and it lands on it to take a rest for a while.

So, a nearby Sneasel sneaks into the bar...

Tsutarja May 14th, 2015 8:41 AM

...and Slashes all the fun

So a Snivy walked into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 14th, 2015 12:50 PM

...and uses Leaf Storm and starts becoming stronger.

So then a Miltank walks into a bar...

JJ Styles May 14th, 2015 5:40 PM

and gave Castform a milk drink, if you know what i mean.

So then a Gallade along with his ex-female Gardevoir entered the bar hoping to drink it out and make amends to their relationship and...

Sirfetch’d May 14th, 2015 6:08 PM

...it fails!

So then a Mudkip swims into the same bar...

JJ Styles May 14th, 2015 6:32 PM

and chanted Mud...kip...Mud....kip... much to everyone's delight

So a female Blaziken Flare Blitz'd her way into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 14th, 2015 6:35 PM

....and faints from the recoil damage!

So then a Shiftry walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy May 15th, 2015 1:15 AM

...and slows down because there's no direct sunlight inside to boost Chlorophyll.

Then a Meganium walks into the bar...

Pendraflare May 15th, 2015 8:43 AM

...and uses Aromatherapy to make the patrons happier!

So a Heracross walks into a bar...

JJ Styles May 15th, 2015 9:50 AM

and scored 999,999 on Darts by spamming Skill Link Pin Missiles.

So the Blue Flower Florges from the XY Anime arrogantly strutted into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 15th, 2015 10:29 AM

....and everyone was in shock and awe over it's beauty!

So then a Alakazam teleports into a bar...

JJ Styles May 18th, 2015 6:07 AM

and used his twisted spoons to eat as much as Ice cream as he can.

But then, the Goodra that Ash released sadly walked into the bar...

Starry Windy May 18th, 2015 7:26 AM

...and its pals in the lake came and comforted it, so that it can be happy again.

After all of this, a wandering Eevee walked into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 18th, 2015 8:35 AM

....and thought long and hard about what it wanted to evolve into and decided on Sylveon 8)

So then a Bronzor floated into a bar....

JJ Styles May 18th, 2015 8:39 AM

and asked that Eevee if it was a boy or a girl, since it knew of several methods, if you know what i mean, who could help it evolve into Sylveon.

So a Seviper slithered herself into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 18th, 2015 8:45 AM

....and picked a fight with the Zangoose sitting at the bar.

So then a Hariyama walks into a bar...

Tsutarja May 18th, 2015 3:34 PM

and picked a fight with the Machamp to impress Gardevoir!

So a Rhyhorn goes into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 18th, 2015 4:51 PM

...and people ride on his back!

So then a Diglett digs it's way into a bar...

Pendraflare May 18th, 2015 4:58 PM

...and it leaves a path in its wake, so someone's gotta clean it up.

So a Feebas flops into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 18th, 2015 5:30 PM

...and cries about being so ugly :(

So then his buddy Magikarp splashes into a bar...

JJ Styles May 18th, 2015 5:47 PM

and told his buddy Feebas that one day, the two of them will become the best water types ever.

But then, Kanye West an Aggron stomped its way into the bar..

Sirfetch’d May 18th, 2015 6:55 PM

...but was told he was too heavy and had to leave =(

So then an Absol walks into a bar...

Tsutarja May 18th, 2015 6:58 PM

And decided to suddenly Mega evolve!

So a Raichu walked into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 19th, 2015 4:04 PM

...and used Thunder because he was confused about which thread this was :(

So then a Primeape walks into the bar...

TheCobaltComet May 19th, 2015 5:43 PM

And starts smashing everyone's glasses.


So a Dragonair gllides into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 19th, 2015 6:11 PM

...and evolves into a majestic Dragonite!

So then a Gastrodon slides into a bar...

Tsutarja May 19th, 2015 6:40 PM

...and almost caused Pikachu to tumble down to the ground!

So then a Goodra walked into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 19th, 2015 7:21 PM

...and drips goo everywhere. Yuck!


So then a Smeargle walks into a bar...

Lycanthropy May 20th, 2015 4:14 AM

...and makes plans to revise the bar's interior completely.

Then a Greninja sneaks into the bar...

Starry Windy May 20th, 2015 4:17 AM

...and begin to vanish on the shadows, just like every ninjas do.

So a nearby Luxio walks into the bar...

Pendraflare May 20th, 2015 4:48 AM

...and is told not to zap the members.

So a Swinub sniffs its way into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 20th, 2015 1:02 PM

...and begins to use Powder Snow to cool everyone off!

So then a Garchomp stomps into a bar...

Tsutarja May 20th, 2015 2:29 PM

...and used Dragon Breath on all things in its path!

So a Spinda spun into the bar...

JJ Styles May 21st, 2015 7:33 AM

and it ranted how it still doesn't have an evolution and its awesome movepool is totally wasted.

In relation to that, an Adamant 6IV Dunsparce slithered its big belly right into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 21st, 2015 6:11 PM

...and fell asleep because there was a Jigglypuff using Sing!

So then a Mantine swims into a bar...

Return May 22nd, 2015 6:18 AM

....and fill whole that place with Water and strong winds!

So a Electrode rolls into a bar......

Sirfetch’d May 22nd, 2015 6:18 AM

...and exploded!

So then a Ditto walks into a bar disguised as a Lopunny....

Return May 22nd, 2015 6:22 AM

.........just transform into a lopunny and then behaving like a rabbit!

So a Igglybuff slows walks into a bar.......

Sirfetch’d May 22nd, 2015 6:37 AM

...then evolves into Jigglypuff and puts everyone to sleep with a Sing attack!

So then a Pikachu walks into a bar...

Squirrel May 23rd, 2015 3:59 PM

... and accidentally uses Discharge, causing everyone to become paralyzed!

So a Stantler trots into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM

...and ponders why he isn't part Psychic type 8(

So then a Dustox flies into a bar...

Return May 24th, 2015 12:52 AM

.... and then created a highly poisonous dust that makes everyone poisoned!

So then a Butterfree flies into a bar........

JJ Styles May 24th, 2015 9:13 AM

and it talks about his buddy Vivillion...

So then a Dragonite roosted on top of the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 24th, 2015 11:47 AM

...and fell through the roof D:

So then a Palkia walks into that same bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 May 24th, 2015 12:23 PM

And is told legendary's aren't allowed in that bar, they have to go to the one across the street. Palkia then shows its legendary power by destroying the bar and everything in its vicinity.

A spoink bounces into the bar which is no longer there

Sirfetch’d May 24th, 2015 1:11 PM

...and is saddened by the lack of bars :(

So then a Togekiss flies into a bar...

Tsutarja May 24th, 2015 2:18 PM

And loses course after coming in

So a Sudowoodo came into the bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 May 24th, 2015 2:34 PM

A huge thunderstorm went down and the roof fell down and sudowoodo exposed to the rain.

A castform hovers into the bar

Using my phone so excuse me for any typos

Tsutarja May 24th, 2015 2:40 PM

...and came in like a Weather Ball, or at least that's what I think Chase does when he goes to one! ;D

So a Seviper slithered into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 24th, 2015 3:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsutarja (Post 8765511)
...and came in like a Weather Ball, or at least that's what I think Chase does when he goes to one! ;D

So a Seviper slithered into the bar...


...and lost in a battle vs the mighty Castform.

So then a Snivy walks into a bar...

Tsutarja May 24th, 2015 3:41 PM

...and joined Castform with singing karaoke!

So then a Fennekin tumbled into the bar...

Sirfetch’d May 24th, 2015 3:43 PM

...and looked around for it's best friend, Chespin!

So then a Girafarig walks into a bar...

Percy May 24th, 2015 3:58 PM

... then left because Seviper wants to battle.
So a Talonflame flies into the bar.

Tsutarja May 24th, 2015 3:58 PM

...and wonders why it has to look down to see everything!

So then Dedenne came back to the bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 May 24th, 2015 4:56 PM

Then left cause it's homies weren't there.

A magikarp flops into a bar

Pendraflare May 24th, 2015 5:24 PM

...and is booted out because of how lazy it is.

So a Marill walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 May 24th, 2015 5:29 PM

And is mistaken for a soccer ball as the rest of the pokemon in the bar bet money on who's gonna score first.

An aerodactyl flies into a bar

Sirfetch’d May 24th, 2015 6:21 PM

...and reverts to a fossil because of MAGIC

So then a Miltank strolls into a bar...

Return May 24th, 2015 8:00 PM

....Miltank uses Her Rollout attack and hit everyone in the bar!

So then Aipom jump into a bar.....

Lycanthropy May 25th, 2015 4:09 AM

...and hangs itself upside down under a lamp.

Then a Chimecho floats into the bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 May 25th, 2015 7:24 AM

And is ripped to shreds by a very angry machoke that just got dumped and chimecho had the nerve to mean mug him

Sharpedo surfed its way into the bloody bar

Sirfetch’d May 25th, 2015 3:02 PM

...and used Crunch on the Xatu sitting at the bar!

So then a Maractus walks into a bar...

JJ Styles May 25th, 2015 3:23 PM

and declared that it chosen the Yuri Route

BUT WAIT! The Mighty Metang suddenly entered the bar while promoting itself and...

Pendraflare May 27th, 2015 5:15 PM

...was the fancy of the patrons while it floated.

So a Braviary swoops into a bar...

Sirfetch’d May 27th, 2015 5:27 PM

...and meets the love of it's life, Mandibuzz and they fly off happily ever after :')

So then a Golett walks into a bar...

Mr155555 May 28th, 2015 9:51 PM

and suddenly evolves into a golurk flying out of the bar

so then a sylveon enters the bar

Starry Windy May 29th, 2015 12:09 AM

And it found the long lost sister, Eevee and reunited. D'aww~

So a nearby Inkay crosses into the bar...

Return May 29th, 2015 12:29 AM

And suddenly called James which was badly defeated after some time lol!

So a Feebas splash into a bar..........

Sirfetch’d May 30th, 2015 12:22 AM

...and becomes a beautiful Milotic c:

So then a Spinda clumsily walks into the bar...

Starry Windy May 30th, 2015 12:32 AM

...and it managed to cross the bar without problem at all, despite of its wonky walking.

So a nearby Shinx walks into the bar...

Lycanthropy May 30th, 2015 7:16 AM

...and uses Flash to light it up.

Then a Combusken enters the bar...

Return May 30th, 2015 10:00 PM

..... and suddenly uses Overheat and burn everyone in the bar!

Then a Lillipup cutely walks into the bar........

Percy May 30th, 2015 10:17 PM

...and was thrown out because he's about to poop :p

So a Pangoro smashes through the bar.

JJ Styles May 31st, 2015 5:26 PM

and used Bulk up to display its muscles to everybody.

Suddenly, Ghetsis' Hydreigon walked into the bar...

Sirfetch’d June 1st, 2015 9:46 PM

...and fires of a powerful Draco Meteor destroying the place D:

So then a Garchomp walks into a bar...

Return June 4th, 2015 9:10 PM

.... and suddenly mega evolves blowing away People in the bar.

then a Chikorita comes into a bar......

Sirfetch’d June 5th, 2015 7:58 AM

...and uses Razor Leaf when it doesn't get it's way.

So then a Clefable walks into a bar...

Return June 5th, 2015 11:53 PM

... and simply use Metronome with random attacks :D

So then a Stantler runs into a bar.....

Lycanthropy June 6th, 2015 1:00 AM

...and uses Hypnosis on a Doduo suffering insomnia.

Then a Pineco enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d June 6th, 2015 1:02 PM

...and uses Explosion :O

So then a Heracross walks into a bar....


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