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Percy April 13th, 2015 4:21 PM

... and says wazzzzzzzzzzup?
... so a Minccino walks into bar.

Aslan April 13th, 2015 4:24 PM

... and is kicked out for underage drinking!

So then a Purugly strolls into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 13th, 2015 4:25 PM

...and sees a sign that says "No cats allowed!"

So a Pelipper flies into a bar....

Lycanthropy April 14th, 2015 10:25 AM

...and orders a bucket of soda.'

Then a Glalie floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 10:37 AM

....and begins to melt from all of the heat.

So then a Sneasel walks into a bar...

Pendraflare April 14th, 2015 1:39 PM

And it swipes a shot from the bartender.

So a Ninjask flies into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 2:54 PM

....and flies back out before anyone notices.

So then his shedding, Shedinja creepily enters a bar....

Percy April 14th, 2015 3:44 PM

... and terrorizes the bar.

... so a Gengar walks into a bar

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 3:51 PM

....and scares people in the bathroom for fun.

So a Kecleon walks into a bar...

Aslan April 14th, 2015 4:39 PM

... and camouflages itself as a floorboard so pokemon trip and drop their drinks!

So then a Spinda crashes into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 14th, 2015 4:44 PM

...and knocks over the bartender and the bar has to close for the night 8(

So a Regirock slowly walks into a different bar....

Lycanthropy April 15th, 2015 7:18 AM

...but was three days late for his appointment.

Then a Celebi time travels to that bar three days ago...

Maruno April 15th, 2015 7:23 AM

...and asks for its usual before the barman even knows it has one.

Then, of course, Giratina sidles into the bar...

Squirrel April 15th, 2015 9:00 AM

... and sat down politely ordering a drink whilst being very polite to the bartender. :D

So a Zekrom flew into a bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 10:33 AM

....and found it's true love, Reshiram :')

So a Slugma slugs into a bar...

Aslan April 15th, 2015 12:10 PM

... and burns a hole in a blissfully unaware bartender as it hugs the Slugma!

So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 1:20 PM

....right as his owner was trading him so he evolved!

So then a Medicham walks into the same bar....

Maruno April 15th, 2015 1:23 PM

...but is interrupted by a bad-mannered Castform ;)

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Originally Posted by Aslan (Post 8708901)
So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

...and the barman says "What do you want, spirit?" And the Haunter replies, "I'd rather have a lager."

Just then, a Kadabra teleports into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 15th, 2015 1:27 PM

....and buys everyone a drink because Kadabra just won the lottery and is rich!

So then a Pachirisu walks into a bar....

Aslan April 16th, 2015 2:39 AM

... and is kicked out for being nuts!

So then a Paras scuttles into the bar...

Percy April 16th, 2015 3:46 AM

... and gives the folks there some mushrooms.
so a Butterfree flies into the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 16th, 2015 9:17 AM

....and uses Sleep Powder on everyone!

So a Gothitelle walks into a bar....

Meadow April 16th, 2015 10:14 AM

...and tries telling everyone their fortune, to no avail.

So then a drunk Sandshrew enters the bar...

Sirfetch’d April 16th, 2015 10:23 AM

....and passes out on the floor and has to be removed by the resident bouncer, Hariyama.

So then a Kingler walks into a bar....

Aslan April 16th, 2015 6:34 PM

... and steals all the drinks for itself because it's shellfish!

So then a Skiploom flies in...


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