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...a Froakie that was hidden in the wall behind you. Turns out it was trying to assassinate you. You thank Jirachi for eliminating that pest. Jirachi then teleports away. Bored, you decide to watch TV, but there's some breaking news. Apparently, Ash Ketchum was arrested earlier today. According to the reporter, he...
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...had attempted to 'mess' with a bunch of female trainers. The news also said that not only will Ash go to jail for what he did, he will also be caned. You saw a police officer readying a cane with sharp spikes on it and spanked it hard on Ash, causing him to moan to tears. Before the second blow, you saw him run off away from the authority and into......a lighthouse?
Soon, you heard the door in the room open suddenly and Ash was there, panting after running. Knowing what he did on the news, you decided to pick up a gun lying on the floor and try to shoot him. Soon, you fired the gun, and then... |
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... you hit him, right in the chest. He backed off into the door, gasping his breath while staring at you with a crazed face. Slowly descending as his death following with the pace, he sat on the floor with a slow, but a fart that smells like Gramps. You just committed a murder, or probably something else since you had no idea what had just happened. You attempted to... |
...revive him using your Sacred Ash, but he was only partially revived, turning him into a zombie. The police came in and asked you what happened. After explaining the situation, the police thanked you for stopping Ash and tried to apprehend zombie Ash. Unfortunately, he managed to bite one of the officers, turning her into a zombie as well. You and the remaining officers try to stop the zombies, but they get bitten as well. Surrounded by zombie Ash and the zombie police officers, you...
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... broke out from the window and told everyone to evacuate. Alerted by your announcing, they went out calmly without resorting to panic mode. The S.W.A.T. came and shoot them right in the place with both gunfire and attack moves from afar. However,...
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...it didn't work. All the attacks missed. Suddenly, you had an idea. You decided to use another Sacred Ash to bring Ash and the officers to reality. But it wasn't just any Sacred Ash, you decided to do a call on your phone and sooner or later, a god-like version of Ash appeared. He...
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...summoned his strongest Pokemon (Which is of course Pikachu) and with your Lilligant fires a beam of light curing them. As the Police Officers become themselves again you notice that Zombie Ash has been turned into Ashley who then says...
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... "Brutal!" and so they dove into the sea. That was some kind of underwhelming, barely news report worthy as the civilians started to move away as if nothing happened. Maybe Celebi's not wrong about this prediction, but screw that. You decided to breath in and out, as the Godlike Ash raised his hand and ascends into the higher skies with grace as the light enshrouds upon him. Beginning to do something else out of sheer randomness, you decided to...
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...go on a romantic walk with your wife along the most beautiful beach in the Pokeworld. You turn to passionately kiss your wife and notice...
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... that things are getting more different from now. Apparently, every Trainers are getting stronger compared with the past. There are possibilities that they can be even better than you, but that's where you are, to just get even better than them.
After what looked like a honeymoon, you and everyone else returned back home. There was still no one, your son has left on a journey for weeks and hasn't even returned with any news in particular. Thinking he might be busy with the stuff he had to handle, you dropped the worry and watched the TV. Apparently,... |
...The TV showed your son in a battle competition. His opponent was the Bug leader. Your son summoned his Samurott and the leader sent out Vespiquen. Vespiquen starts off with Swords dance and Samurott uses Razor shell. Soon, Vespiquen used Baton pass and it was sent out, and in came a Scolipede. Your son figured that a +2 Megahorn might not be the safest thing to go out against, he withdrew Samurott and sent out...
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... a Turtonator. The Bug Leader ordered the Scolipede to use Substitute as he thinks your son will order his Turtonator to use Shell Trap. Turns out that he didn't, and goes for an outright Flamethrower. The speed increases, the Megapede Pokémon attempted to use Baton Pass as it pass on the buffs into an Araquanid. However, much to his surprise, Turtonator used a very powerful Dragon Pulse boosted by Dragon Gem, scoting a critical hit which defeats the opposing Pokémon upon switching. You cheered him up for becoming better than ever. With a focused stare between the two, the battle goes on. The Bug Leader sent out...
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...The Scolipede he had just now. Your son switched out too and he summoned his Gallade. Gallade used Swords dance while tanking a Megahorn and proceeded to OHKO Scolipede with Psycho cut. The leader then summoned his Vespiquen, and your son summoned his Samurott who OHKOs Vespiquen with a crit Razor shell. Your son had won the round! As you saw him go an receive a medal, you saw a bunch of rotten eggs flying towards him from the crowd. Soon...
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... a bunch of spectators came into the ring and approached him, however stopped before they can by the security guards. He gave a shrug off and move away anyway. Unsure with what had just happened, you...
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...Called your son to ask him what was happening. However, the call just distracted him and another rotten egg was flying towards him. It landed on...
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... his crotch. The laughter begins though the shame he bears of isn't going to rival his dignity anytime soon. You tried to go out and reached for your son instead. According from the TV, the place is located at...
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...Driftveil City. It turns out that your son is competing in an offshoot of the Pokemon World Tournament. You look at the TV before you go and the cameras pan to your son's fiance Lisa who now wears glasses and is all dressed up for the occasion. Part of you smiles as she gives your son a hug as a little Shiny Eevee sits on her shoulder happily. Your own wife Emma hugs you and says you need to get moving. You fly over to Driftveil where you both see...
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...everyone who had thrown eggs at your son as well as everyone who laughed at him scream with agony as they burn in blue flames. You wonder if you should help them, but on second thought, they mocked and humiliated your son. They deserve it. You begin laughing at the horrible people that are burning to death. You also see Reshiram, who apparently was the one who burned those people. It explains that your son had battled and successfully caught it and it couldn't bear to see its trainer humiliated like that. You thank Reshiram for punishing those fools. You then see Kyurem suddenly fly to Reshiram and they both begin discussing...
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... about Zekrom's new job as a taxi driver and should both of them to actually get a legitimate job to earn money. Though the Vast White Pokémon already has a work albeit for free, it has no idea why Zekrom took such job. Kyurem then...
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... grabs a giant wooden spoon and dips it into the sea. As he begins viciously stirring the water, a small voice cries out the words: ... |
..."i herd u leik Mudkipz". But thankfully nothing else happened. But suddenly, you see an Omastar running away with a ball and some drugs. You looked down and realised...you only had 5 balls! The Omastar must have stolen your 6th. You tell everyone that you needed to go off, and so you ran off, but only to fall into a leaf pile. You saw that Omastar in front of you and you summoned your...
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...Lilligant who OHKOed the 4X to Grass weak Mon with Petal Dance. The Pokeball is returned to you as your Buzzwole leaps out. You wonder who wants to steal your Ultra Beast, Emma catches up with you and you notice...
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... that she got a newspaper with an article innit. You read it out, and turns out that your son has been found out to be working as a high ranking member in a terrorist group called Team Ninjas 'n Pirates Strikes Back Harder. You do recognize the name of that organization, but you can't really fathom if his doing can be treated as such. Feeling unjust, you really need to talk to him. And so...
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...you ask your wife for advice. She frowns and says she can't believe your son would join an evil group as he is a happy young man in a stable relationship . You talk to his fiancee Lisa who says...
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... that he had this job ever since she meet with her. Moreso before Lani took the place. Although the reason is unknown, she's fairly sure that he's trying his best to defeat the team from the inside. That's just sounds like you, except you stand out in front of them and break their necks with flying petals instead. However,...
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...Your wife began acting strangely. Her eyes began to have a weird shape and her mouth also began to stretch a bit. You immediately pick up mud on the ground and throw it with full force at her face. Thankfully, that cures her but now her personality has changed. She is now...
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... brash and arrogant. Her voice remained the same, but the tone is a somewhat angrier version of it. She said that she wants to eat ice cream, and so you...
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...buy your wife a chocolate ice cream. After eating it, her personality seems to go back to normal. She tells you that her head hurts, and it's not from the ice cream. She then closes her eyes and she is now back to her altered personality. Emma now wants to buy new clothes. You're worried about Emma but decide to do what she wants for now. You buy her a new dress, a hat, a coat, and sunglasses. This somehow reverts Emma back to her old self. She asks you to listen while she's still herself. She explains that somehow, something is inside her head and screwing around with her brain. You decide to ask your Delphox to see into Emma's mind to see what's causing this. Pyra places her hand on Emma's forehead and concentrates for a few seconds. She then tells you that she knows what's causing Emma to act strange. It seems that inside your wife's head is a...
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...an odd bug of some sort that has been placed through her ear. Emma has a flash of inspiration, she thinks your son's ex Lani put it in whilst they were hugging. Frustrated you wonder why she would do such a thing. Your wife says she does not know but before she can elaborate she closes her eyes, pulls out a pocket mirror and starts tossing her hair as her alternate personality returns. As your wife puts on lipstick and admires herself in the mirror you decide you must find Lani. Your Lilligant Jessica suggests travelling to...
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... your home and so track down the last path she walked... except how did you do it? Bringing a Pokèmon with good tracking ability, you brought your Crobat with you for his sonar skill... even if the starting point isn't exactly a cave. After doing so, you...
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...notice that your wife is still doing her make-up. When you ask her about this she responds by saying she needs to look beautiful for you her husband. You say that even though she is beautiful it is not her best quality. Momentarily snapping back to herself she says 'Oh You, I love you' and the kisses you. Almost immediately though she pulls away and starts styling her hair. You want your wife to be herself again and deduce that Lani will be...
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...At a party, located on the top of a mountain of some sort. You decided to fly to that mountain, where you were greeted by an electric mon, that being a...
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... a Stunfisk. It smiles, and zaps your Crobat within an instant and you both fell down. You got up and took your Lilligant to fight it, but it flees as soon it gets the chance. After a while recovering your Crobat,...
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...flaps its wings enthusiastically as he is fully healed. You see Lani at the party with her Gothitelle. It appears to be some form of Socialite Party. Your Gardevoir Rebecca creates an illusion where you appear to be a Lady Trainer so you do not attract suspicion. Your wife Emma who still is in her altered Personality and is therefore appropriately dressed but still fixes her hair before entering. As Rebecca goes back into her Pokeball You, Emma and your Lilligant Jessica enter the party and see Lani. She notices you and says...
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... "Oh, it's you. What's the matter?" You told her that you want to talk to her in private, but she declined since she had an important meeting at this point. You decided to...
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...confront her anyway. Lani reluctantly agrees. You step away from the party and tell Lani that your 'friend' Emma is not being herself. Lani reveals she used to date Emma's son. She then suggests Emma's new personality may be an improvement. With help by your Gardevoir and Lilligant you accuse Lani of planting the bug in your wife's ear. Still oblivious to your real identity the blonde Lani says...
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... that she had no idea what are you talking about. She's not technician or anything like it, nor even involved with any of this. Feeling accused wrongly, she responded with a slap for wasting her time. Leaving the conversation despite not realizing the obvious, you got a conclusion that she's not the one. Must be somebody else. It could be...
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.. your son's fiance Lisa who was the last person to talk to your wife before she started acting strangely. You travel to your son's home and see Lisa there playing with several newly hatched Pokemon as her Shiny Eevee looks on. You ask her if she knows anything about why your wife is acting strangely and Lisa answers...
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...that she has no idea what you're talking about. Pyra tells you that she has read her mind as well, and she's not lying either. If neither Lani nor Lisa messed with your wife's head, then who did? You ask Pyra if she has any ideas, since you have none. The Delphox suggested that maybe...
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...it was the woman that you left to be with Emma, Sabrina who did this to get even with you for causing the break-up of your marriage with you (Even though she got to stay with Original You). You turn to your wife who is still in her altered personality and is now ordering Lisa to find her some earrings. Lisa is visibly surprised. You feel your Delphox may be on the right track. Once your wife has earrings you, Emma and your Pokemon travel to Saffron City to question Sabrina. You arrive and notice that Original You is not there but Sabrina is. She opens the door and you notice she has her hair up and now wears glasses. She scowls at you both but lets you in anyway. You ask her about your wife's odd behaviour. Sabrina looks up, smiles and says...
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...that Emma deserves it for what you did. She then begins to laugh. You feel like something's wrong here. Emma tries to attack Sabrina, but Sabrina easily knocks Emma out. She then stares at you and says that she'll now kill you two as revenge for you and Emma killing her husband. You are confused by this, since you don't recall ever wanting to kill the original you, much less actually doing it. Suddenly, the nearby closet door opens and the original you, all tied up with a strange dark rope, yells that Sabrina is being controlled by a monster. Sabrina laughs again and confirms this. She is, in fact, the Monster Queen, wife of the Monster Lord that you and Emma had killed two pages ago. She then uses Sabrina's power to blast the original you back inside the closet. You have to find a way to stop and kill the Monster Queen without hurting Sabrina. You decide to do this by...
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...asking Sabrina's daughter Cassandra for help. She appears and you notice she is now 16 years old and she does indeed still look like her mum with your eyes. She sends out her Shiny Delphox Jimi to fight alongside your Pokemon. Your Delphox nods towards her Shiny Son as the Monster Queen sends out...
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... an Alakazam, empowered by the dark magic making it Psychic/Dark now. The battle commences, the Delphox used Flamethrower to knock the Psi Pokémon out. However, the now enveloped Alakazam easily evades this and counters with a lift from her telekinesis. Lifting the Delphox up, she moved her spoon up down over and over, making it to bump into both boundaries repeatedly until she threw the Delphox straight into Cassandra herself. The two fainted from the impact, though the trainer might be alright for now the Delphox took severe damage already. This foe is powerful, you decided to...
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...Summon your Swampert, who mega evolves OHKOs the Alakazam with a single Waterfall. Soon, the MQ eventually summoned a Salamence, who fired a nasty critical Hyper beam. But it didn't target your mons, nor you. Before you knew it, you saw Lani get shot by the devastating Hyper beam, and a crater was left from where she stood. Knowing it would be helpless to help her out...
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...you ran to the Monster Queen and grabbed one of her Poke Balls. You then summon the Pokemon inside, which was Sabrina's Shiny Celebi. It already knows everything that happened and also knows what you're going to ask it. It immediately reversed time to just before the Monster Queen summoned Sabrina's Alakazam. You immediately seal her mouth shut with duct tape and take Sabrina's Pokemon away from the Monster Queen. After tying her up with the duct tape, you ask your angel wife Emma if she can exorcise the Monster Queen from Sabrina. Emma says that freeing Sabrina is easy. All you have to do is...
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... to fart into her face. You looked at her with a confused face, it appeared that she's joking or maybe not entirely back to her former self. Giggling at unfortunate times, you asked her again for the real method, she said you just need to...
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...ask your Gardevoir to look into Sabriba's mind and eradicate the Monster Queen's essence. The Embrace Pokemon does so. Sabrina blinks a few times and puts her glasses back on. She thanks you, Emma and her own daughter for saving her and everyone eats Ice Cream. Sabrina reveals that Original You now works as a teacher in Pewter City. Original You nods happily. Sabrina also reveals that she is now a housewife whilst her daughter Cassandra is the leader of the Saffron Gym and has been since she became 16. You congratulate Sabrina's daughter and hug your wife who is back to herself again. It turns out Lani is in the area to have Cassandra teach her Gothitelle a special move. You and Emma talk to the You family some more and Original You says...
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...He wants to battle against you. You accept the battle offer, and you challenegd him. He sent put his Stoutland and you summoned Swampert, who OHKOs it with Hammer arm. He then summons a Tentacruel and you...
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...switch to your Gardevoir who easily takes an Energy Ball and OHKOs the Kanto Jellyfish with Psychic. Original You then sends out his third Pokemon, a Lilligant. Your Lilligant Jessica is stood beside you and Original You has a Lilligant too. Your Gardevoir Rebecca nods to you as you tell her to...
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...Use Hidden power Fire at it, burning it down. Sooner or later, OY had to resort to his last 2 mons, an Archeops and an Absol. After tanking a Giga drain from the Archeops, Gardevoir proceeds to OHKO it with Thunderbolt. Seeing how his partner went down so quickly, the Absol retreated immediately, making you win the battle. Soon, you saw the OY take off his clothes suddenly. Turns out it was just a costume, and the trainer was just pretending to be an previous version of yourself. You recognised the trainer as someone you had met in the past, he was...
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...Professor Sycamore who wanted to test your battling capabilities. He commends you for the battle and gives your Pokemon special battle ribbons. As if on cue Original You returns from teaching and Sabrina runs over happily to kiss him. As everyone eats Ice Cream Sycamore tells you that...
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... you need to get your crap together and at least do an adventure instead of loitering around watching people getting killed brutally meanwhile it will always end up with an awkward romantic moment for any couple possible and ice creams. You heard this, you ate it all up and responded with a more serious intention this time. Taking his motivational advice, you prioritized your own son's problem over your wife's erratic personality change as it seems milder at this point. As soon they turned on the TV, you saw...
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...the hit TV Show 'Keeping Up With The Oaks'. In it you see Oak's Grandson (Whatever his name was) druving a car whilst on his cellphone. Oak surprises everyone by popping up and saying 'There's a time and a place for that but not now!'. Oak's Grandson stops the car and goes to visit someone. It seemed like a fun show but watching it wasn't going to help you find your son. Your wife hugs you and says she vaguely recalls hearing your son is in Celadon City. Saying goodbye to the Original You's family for now You, Emma and your Pokemon head to Celadon City where you see...
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...your son gambling with who you recognised as a professor. You recognised the professor as...
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...Professor Juniper. But what is she doing in Celadon and why is she gambling. You confront your son and Juniper and ask them why they are gambling together. Shocked at your appearance Professor Juniper blushes and says...
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... that they're just playing a poor man's version of Pokèmon Trading Figurine Game. He looked at you and stepped back as he went upstairs. You followed him, and you saw a flying battleship with guns pointing at you. Before any of it can even fire, he said...
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...that he's sorry. He has no choice but to kill you. You tell your son that it's not his fault, and you're not mad at him. He starts crying, but then wipes his tears away and explains that he joined the White Knights, the government organization that is responsible for keeping the planet safe from evil. They deemed you to be too big a threat to ignore, and your son was tasked with a mission, which is to assassinate you. You remember meeting a member of said group on page 70, and then you immediately begin laughing. You son asks you what's funny about the fact that many guns are aimed at you. You ask him what makes you so special to the White Knights. Where the hell were the White Knights during the monster invasion? Where were they when the dimensions merged and Ganon was threatening everyone? Where were they when Esmerelda was running around causing trouble? Your son was about to say something, when suddenly...
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...your wife starts to glow and enters her 'True Angel' form and tells your son to also enter his angel form. Seeing an Angel before them the battleship guns retreat back into the ship. Your son is shocked to see Emma on her 'True Angel' form and says...
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... that he already know what's true; he's not human. He doesn't really know what he is now, if one should mate with an angel, then what would the offspring will turn into? A halfbreed dangerous for everyone? Already puzzled with ignorance and uninformed triviality for a lot of years in the past, he told you that he just wanted to become the same, just like his classmates when he was still at school, who already gotten afraid of him and soon kicked out and discriminated when both of you were gone to eradicate what's so called special monster. He said loudly, "Where were you when I'm in need?!" he continued, "I never really liked Lisa, because deep down I know she's trying to leech and make me a tool for her own profit. I don't know where's Lani, but despite the unethical verbal offenses she did to me, that's where the point I think she cares me more than ever and now she's nowhere to be seen. Juniper never said that we're gambling either, she'd just invited me to play some cool board game, so I came and we had a lot of fun. That's until both of you showed up again, to take away my fun. When I thought my life would be perfect and smooth just like what I expect, you came and just ruined it for me. If you think I don't have emotions as if I got my own mind reset every time you went nuts, that's where you're wrong. I have snapped from all this and learned a lot of things to create a short sentence I want to say for this long... and when the time's right, I'll say it now." A brief silence took its time, he spelled the two words, which readies it into, "Your. Loss." Moving away from the rooftop with an instantly changed impression, from sad into a smug face. Pulling out his grapple hook tool, he shot it into the battleship and pulls himself into the aircraft and speeds away. Your wife tried to console him by approaching the battleship, but you stopped her and let him go. People being immortal is a possibility, but people being an omnipresent hero never exists. Being worse than Original You cuts you deep, if there would be any you could've done for him but it can't be helped since you need to stop whatever conspiracies led into this world. You...
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...hug your wife who is now crying heavily. 'We're good parents aren't we?' She said between tears. You nod. 'Maybe it's my fault.' Emma said. 'Sabrina stayed at home to look after her daughter when Original You was adventuring. I travelled with you...It's my fault.' She continues to cry. You kiss your wife and reassure her that your son's actions are not her fault. Emma dries her eyes and You, Emma and your Pokemon head to...
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... search for whatever info about the White Knights to find out what kind of organization it was actually. Strolling around the Celadon City, you saw some reports hidden within the shelves about them within the walls. "Evil or good, black or white. No matter how questionable our motives, we'll prevent the world from falling under depravity." is what it says. Judging by their look, there were two sides that hails from the same organization; the White Knights itself, true to its name which mainly dons their white special force suit, whereas the Black Knights are identical to the Whites but are black in coloration. Somehow, you recognized the Blacks' uniform as if you had seen them somewhere. Remembering through the vague memories, you realized that they were a group of patrolling enforcers operating in a faraway region where you went nuts because a cursed fossil, got transformed into a lady and challenges the Dark-Type Gym Leader who likes furry stuff. They're not evil, or for the most accurate part is not everyone are except some corrupt members smuggling themselves from the view under the command of a certain important person. It's possible that the ones who pointed their advanced weapons at you are one of them. The report ends at that point and the rest are plainly unreadable letters, you moved on from the building to meet with...
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...Steven Stone. Rumor has it that he is one of the few people who know where the White Knights are located. You see him from far away, and you're about to run to him, when your path is suddenly blocked by a ring of fire. You then see Moltres, and riding on it is the same masked assassin who killed Essen Ehmm and the evil organization XXX a couple of years ago on page 70. He sighs, saying that he had hoped not to see you again, but it couldn't be helped. He points his energy sword at you and tells you that this isn't personal and that he's just doing his job. He promises it'll be painless if you don't resist. The masked assassin is about to attack, when he is suddenly knocked off his Moltres by a light arrow fired by Emma, who had just appeared. Emma runs to you and asks if you're okay. The masked assassin states that now both his targets are here and he orders his Moltres to roast you and Emma with Heat Wave. However, the attack is blocked by...
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...A mysterious masked person, who throws a glass shard at your son. You stared at what had happened just now. Before you could do anything, you saw a blinding ring moving towards you. You dodged, but it somehow hit your son, he burst into flames, and he disappeared, meaning you can't possibly revive him. You then got enraged, picked up the masked killer with your strength, and threw him at...
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...the floor demanding an explanation on why he killed your son. Before he could answer you see the set of ashes that used to be your son. The ashes start to glow as a pair of feathery wings appears out of them followed by the rest of your son. He looks different though, his hair is now glossy and long and his eyes are sapphire blue and he is now wearing a pure white gown. 'MY True Angel form.' He says to everyone present. 'And since that Masked Man killed my human side, I am stuck like this.'. Your son then furiously fires a beam of light at the Masked Man who disintegrates on the spot. The man on the Moltres looks on in a mixture of awe and fear. 'I just wanted a normal life with Lani.' He said turning to you and Emma. 'Mom, I'm scared.' Your wife transforms into her True Angel Form to help comfort him as you and your Pokemon watch. As the two Angels hug you notice...
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...the masked assassin taking out his phone and says to who you guess is his boss, "The targets are dead. I killed them both." After he hangs up, you thank the masked assassin, who then said that if his boss finds out, he and you will both be dead. He tells you that he hopes you two never meet again, and then he rides off on his Moltres, hopefully the last time you see the masked assassin. You ask your son and wife what they want to do. Erik tells you that he just wants to...
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... make you feel sleepy within the instant. And so you did, you felt as if you can hear colors and see noises. After what feels like having a LSD into your dry throat, you went back into the building, picking up the report of an organization. Of course, your son already left you and Emma is just downstairs with Juniper, unsure with the masked masked assasin assasinating the masked assasin on a Moltres. All this are all bizzare hallucinations of your mind again, you slapped yourself and you went into the toilet instead. Inspecting the mirrors, you noticed...
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Ed ...a rude man telling you to get out of the men's toilets. You look into the mirror, you had been turned into a lilac dress wearing Lady Trainer. Worse your Gardevoir or Delphox cannot undo the spell. You see Emma is indeed with Juniper and the Professor asks you if you are lost. 'No.' You say surprised you are now speaking in a higher register. 'I am just here to see my friend Emma here.' Your Lilligant waves to Emma and she just about notices who you are. 'Our Son.' You say batting some hair out of your eyes. 'Where is he?'. 'Don't worry.' Emma says. 'He'll be fine.' She flips into her other personality. 'Let's Go shopping.'. You, Emma, your Pokemon and Juniper enter the Celadon Department Store and notice...
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...You had returned back to normal. Which is good, but then you went up to the floor that sells all sorts of weird toys. You came across an Empoleon figurine and decided to buy it because wynaut? On the way out of the department store, you bumped into an Ampharos who was...
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...with his (or her Pokemon genders are hard to tell) trainer who is also shopping. You still light headed so You, Emma, your Pokemon all go to have a large bowl of Noodles. Once everyone has finished eating your Lilligant has spotted something she has noticed...
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...The waiter, a Crawdaunt, asking you all why you ate the noodles. You asked him why he asked that and he replied that they had run out of Noodle soup and when you guys ordered it, they decided to make do with the situation and create 'fake' noodle soup that actually was a bunch of used strings floating around a poisonous liquid. You immediately alerted everyone to rush outside the restaurant to throw up, but you couldn't controll yourself and you threw up on the manager, a Baltoy, who happened to walk by.
The Baltoy instantly ordered the Crawdaunt to attack you all, but thankfully, your quick thinking led to you running into the kitchen and locking the door. But too bad everyone else was stuck inside. You also suddenly came face to face with the Ampharos you met earlier You then decided to... |
...have your Lilligant put the Ampharos to sleep with Sleep Powder to avoid conflict. You then open the door, and just as the Crawdaunt and Baltoy are about to attack, they get put to sleep as well. You and Emma decide to leave this place and go somewhere else. You then see a Nurse Joy on the floor. She's heavily wounded and covered with blood, but she's still alive. Emma heals the nurse with her angel power, and then asks what happened. According to Nurse Joy, she was attacked by a...
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... a group of terrorist organization called Team Ninjas 'n Pirates Strikes Back Harder composed of females with their flock of Murkrow threatening her that they will destroy the Pokèmon Center if she doesn't give out the secret behind the healing machine. Resisting through the worst, they instead took her and beat her up in the slums instead for her insolence and left her here, leaving no one in the counter summing up to their confusion. They might be trying to take that machine as well so there might be time. You grabbed a gun and broke into the Pokèmon Center and...
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...Saw another nurse. But you then decided to find a hairdryer and blew it at her, revealing it to be a Team Ninjas 'n Pirates Strikes Back Harder Admin. The admin proceeded to summon his Pidgeot and Drifblim, who both get their ass handed by Lilligant's Hidden power Ice. You proceeded to kick the admin in the face and ask what was going on and why did his gang bully the nurse just now, and who the admin even was. The Admin then stood up and told you his name was...
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...Dracula. You immediately yell, "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" Dracula replies, "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!" You reply with "Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!" Dracula counters with "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions." You retort "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!" Dracula stands up, stops drinking from his glass, and yells, "What is a man?" He then throws his glass on the floor and it shatters. "A miserable pile of secrets! But enough Castlevania references! Have at you!" Dracula then sends out his Crobat, and you send out your...
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...Gardevoir Rebecca who promptly Mega Evolves, dodges a Hypnosis from the Kano bat and OHKOs it with Psychic. 'Interesting.' he says as he sends out a Houndoom. Your Gardevoir uses Calm Mind as the Dark Dog goes for Sucker Punch, she uses Calm Mind again as the Hound uses Sucker Punch again. Your Mega Gardevoir then takes out the Hound with Moonblast. 'I see.' The Vampire says as he sends out...
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... a Monster Overlord. "We meet again, kek." He said, as his sudden appearance also petrified you, your Lilligant and Gardevoir, slowly limiting your movements. Incapacited for the second time, he let out a big laugh and said, "Do you know the White Knights are investing on bringing back chaos? Just like what you expect, we indeed cooperated together and we brainwashed them all. Working for the one and the only, the one you face here is just the same powerful foe you encountered before, and that's just the lesser forme of my design as I've regenerated my power through the remaining minions you ignored. Now that we got you, we have to get rid of your love as well. What a terrible fate, isn't it?" Letting out another laugh, they left you to get your wife. Unable to move nor even break the curse as part of your body has became stone, you let out a sigh and hopes someone would come into your rescue. And outcomes...
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...your wife Emma. She touches you and your Pokemon, and you can all move again. However, it seems that the Monster Overlord expected this, since he and Dracula are back. The Monster Overlord used Stone on Emma, but she laughs and says that the same trick won't work twice on her. He then tries turning you to stone, but for some reason, it doesn't work this time. Emma explains that she gave you and all your Pokemon immunity to petrification. However, the Monster Overlord says that he has far more tricks than just turning people into statues. The Monster Overlord then...
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... summoned 6 Dusclops and ensnared you and everyone else with Dark Chain, effectively stopping any movements and can't be dispelled through any means at the cost of unable to do any other actions. "You know what's inside a Dusclops' body? Eternal void. Now into the abyss with you." They all let out their cryptic cries, and approached you slowly to become their prey. And so...
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...you and Emma fell into the void, but at the last second, you used what little energy you had left to drag the Monster Overlord and Dracula in the void with you and Emma. The Monster Lord and Dracula tried to fly away, but your power sliced their wings clean off. You then fired a Flamethrower from your mouth, heavily damaging Dracula and blinding the Monster Overlord. You tell both of them, "If Emma and I are stuck here, so are you two!" You then think of a way to free yourself and Emma from the chains that bind you two, and come up with an idea. You decide to...
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...ask your Gardevoir to create a black hole so you can all escape. Your Gardevoir says she can do that but it will take time. Your Lillgant has spotted something, she points out....
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... the monsters are gone already. Perhaps they already teleported their way out despite the supposed boundary of nothingness. You told both of your Pokèmon to return instead, as you grabbed Emma with an Escape Rope in hand. Rotating on its spot, you arrived back into the now ruined Pokémon Center. The first thing you saw is...
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...the masked assassin from the White Knights burn Dracula with his Moltres's Flamethrower. Dracula cried "No... this cannot be! Aaaaargh!" Dracula shakes and then turns to ash. The Monster Overlord then inhales the ashes and then becomes stronger. "If you cannot serve me well in life, then you shall be useful to me in death!" You're not sure whether you should help the masked assassin fight the Monster Overlord or just flee for now and come up with a plan to stop the Monster Overlord later. You ask Emma, and her advice is...
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... go shopping--always the best choice to fix problems and make people omnipresent within an instant. Knowing that isn't exactly a good reason to go for, you decided to help him defeat Monster Overlord. However, the two noticed you and the masked assassin charged at you with his Moltres. It appeared that the two are indeed allies and you're their enemy, and that Moltres is certainly as strong as what the legends told us. The next thing you do is...
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...order your Lilligant to use Hidden Power Rock which fells the 4X weak Firebird. The Masked Assassin curses before saying 'So your Flowering Pokemon is as strong as reported.'. The Monster Overlord nods and is frozen in his tracks as your wife...
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...Notices a familiar face in the distance. It was Lloyd. However, once he say you, he walked towards you and gave you such a slap, his handprint was visible on your face. He yelled at you for what your deal was for sending him to jail all those pages ago and how dare you try to give him a sister when his actual sister was dead. He had spent so long trying to get his place as a leader just to avenge her and having it burnt down was just rubbing salt in the wound. You tried to consolidate him as at least in the end they made up with each other and he didn't go to jail, but Lloyd was still pretty shaken up by the ordeal. He picked up a knife on the ground and threw it at, not you, but at...
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...your wife Emma. Emma tried to dodge, but the knife stabbed her arm. As she screamed in pain, you felt overcome with anger. You punch Lloyd's face repeatedly, stomp on his crotch repeatedly, and finally grab his face and personally mind crush him. You then force his broken soul out of his body and as punishment for hurting your wife, send it to Hell for eternal torment. He falls to the floor, technically alive but without a mind or soul. You then immediately run to your wife and asks if she's in a lot of pain. Emma says it's not a big deal. She removes the knife and heals the wound in seconds, then asks if destroying Lloyd's mind and soul in such a brutal manner was really necessary. Before you could answer, your phone begins ringing. It's...
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... the real Lloyd, who had just sent a clone of his discarded past to mess up with you. Apparently he's also paid by the White Knights to hunt you both down for a buck or two per heads. No longer recognizing whatever deeds you did to him but not brainwashed either, he said that if you have something that can interest him then he will lay down his sabre and fight for you instead since he doesn't find that monster guy to be up for anything's good like mainstream world domination conquest. Thinking, you come up with...
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...An idea. You decided to run off to Lloyd's training room (you didn't know how you managed tp find out where it is but you knew) together with your wife and began singing. Your singing was so amazing, Lloyd decided to go on your side and apologise for sending over a clone who attacked you. You both decided to no longer attack each other, and instead...
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... shake hands. "A contract has been made, we'll go through all this 'til it's fulfilled." He summed. Leaving the place, your wife is still skeptical with this sudden change especially when there's 2 of them. He only smirked and told her that she doesn't need to know anything about it. Upon returning back into the site, you...
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...receive a call on your Pokenav. It's Claire's daughter Marie who for some reason is wearing a Lab Coat. She asks you if you had read her paper on the Distortion World yet. You admit you haven't and your wife quickly speed reads it using her Angel Powers. Emma tells you that The White Knights Secret Hideout is in The Distortion World. You slap your forehead, of course it is. You summon your childhood friend Giratina to take you there. The Ghost Dragon appears and tells you...
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...to be careful, as the White Knights are far more dangerous than they look. They have multiple legendary Pokemon, and if it wasn't for the fact that you had caught Giratina in a Dusk Ball when you two first met, the White Knights would have successfully caught it as well. Giratina flies you and Emma to the White Knights' fortress, where you see multiple legendaries guarding the fortress from the outside. You see Dialga, Groudon, Lugia, and Rayquaza wearing strange collars and looking angrier than normal. You wonder if there is any way to break those collars and set them free, when you are suddenly attacked by...
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... by a Dragon Pulse from an observing Kyurem. Giratina evades this easily and counters with another Dragon Pulse, hitting the Boundary Pokémon for super effective damage. Although it's down for several minutes before regaining its energy, the next Pokémon that attacks is a Palkia. Holding its arm upward with glowing energy, it releases a saber-like projectile and luckily Giratina evades this and counters with a Dragon Pulse. However, the attack was blocked by a Light Screen coming from Cresselia. Too focused with the two, Giratina said that you all should hold tight as he will perform Shadow Force to break through and engage them on close combat. However, before he can use the move, he got a clear hit through sudden Dragon Pulses coming from Latios and Latias with dangerous Soul Dew collars, hitting Giratina on two directions. Weakened, he can't press on with the move progress and flinched in pain while screeching its beastly scream. The attack continues from those two, and that's where Giratina told you to take care, as he's careless to not foresee their appearance due to their natural ability to remain invisible and how he can't protect his own world despite being the ruler of it. Drifting across the unnatural gravity land where mangled corpses of those sent into a pseudo-hell, almost lifeless. Both of you jumped into a nearby boulder as you saw your unusual friend, tanking every hits like a Blissey. The attack pace keeps going on as the other followed their attacks by focusing into one point until Giratina let out his final roar, not fainting but instead disintegrates in pink cracks as if he was deleted from space due to sustaining too much damage coming from his brethren. Unsure how you can now revive somebody that's now nonexistent, you vowed that you will stop whatever the one behind all of this by any means necessary. But they're too powerful even for your broken Lilligant and therefore an unwinnable situation considering there's a lot of them staring at you with their white pupils and how unstable the gravity is if your attack will fall short not hitting anyone. You had no choice but...
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...to use your dangerous secret weapon. You glance at the Griseous Orb on the floor and say, "This is for you, my friend. I'll make sure they pay with their lives!" You summon your Buzzwole, and after you let Emma in on your plan, she sends out her Pheromosa. You then throw a cube shaped object in the air (which you got from Professor Claire Beech some time ago), and both Ultra Beasts blast it with energy. This causes a reaction that creates an Ultra Wormhole in the sky. Hundreds of Ultra Beasts emerge from the Ultra Wormhole. Your Buzzwole and Emma's Pheromosa point the hundreds of Ultra Beasts in the direction of the Fortress and the legendaries guarding it. The Ultra Beasts begin attacking the legendary Pokemon and easily rip them into pieces. The Ultra Beasts also break the gates to the White Knights' Fortress, allowing you and Emma to sneak in. Once inside, you notice...
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...that you had dropped your mega stone. You tried to get it back, but then Rayquaza snatched it and mega evolved with it, and charged at the fortress using Extremespeed, destroying it completely, killing all the bad guys inside. You felt...
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... confused, as to why they would oppose the sides they were inside. However, what's more confusing is the Ultra Beasts also starting to attack one of themselves despite the factions they were in as if it was a Royal Rumble. Regenerating their power, the Kyurem used Glaciate on everyone, even on one of its supposed comrades like Latias herself while the other legendary hidden within the fortress came out and used their elemental beams into the Ultra Beasts. As Rayquaza keep on its of killing spree, it was cut short as Reshiram appeared from below and summoned raging meteors, utterly destroying it. At this point, the Distortion World turned into a field of war without knowing whose sake they fight for. You...
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...saw it, Latios got angry seeing all the fighting, so he fired off an extra-powerful critical Dragon pulse at Reshiram. However, it wasn't actually Reshiram, it was Zekrom who wore a white suit, and he fainted from all the pressure. Worse still, Giratina decided to steal your revive and so brought Rayquaza back to life. Soon, you decided to take out your...
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...Gardevoir and told her to use Moonblast on the feuding Dragons. She does slaying both as the Mega Stones return to you the Dragons are suddenly nervous at seeing the now Mega Evolved Mega Gardevoir. Then you see...
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...the Monster Overlord. You are about to attack, but he then summons a possessed Arceus. The Monster Overlord claims he is now invincible as he now controls the powers of the PokeGod. You ignore him, take out the Griseous Orb, and tell Arceus that his child is dead, and it's all because it's too lazy to leave the Hall of Origin to do anything useful for anyone. This manages to help break Arceus from it's mind control for a few seconds, and it uses most of its power to revive your fallen friend. Now back to life, Giratina attacks the Monster Overlord, but he regained his control over Arceus, who blocked Giratina's attack. Arceus then becomes a Dark type and uses Judgment, but Giratina somehow blocks the attack. It assures you that it doesn't plan to die again. The Monster Overlord then decides to summon another legendary, this time a...
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... a Darkrai. Uttering a faint laugh, it threw multiple dark balls through its hand, aiming straight into the combatants of the war instead of the supposed target. The nearby affected Pheromosa became enveloped and instead of putting it to sleep, it became smaller and smaller, until reaching the shape of a sphere. Applying on many others, the spheres are collected into one point and merged itself into a bigger one. It then proceeded to...
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...Summon just another legendary. Looking at the faint glow, you recognised it as a Fire legendary. It was...
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