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Baaaad badly made movies
Have you seen a really, really bad movie? I'm talking horrible CGI, ridiculous acting performances, outrageous plot etc.
Me and a bunch of friends started having movie nights with shark films a while ago. Sand Sharks. 'Nuff said, oh my god. Though Megashark vs Giant Octopus comes close too. These movies are actually so bad that they become entertaining, especially the first one. What are some reeeeally bad movies you have seen? |
You forgot to mention Batman and Robin =)
Let's see Batman and Robin Last Airbender Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (personal) Superman Returns and finally... Spoiler:
And that's my list of worst movies in the world. |
Airbender, I can agree with xD But it was still shown in theatres, right? Those shark movies... They're not even good enough for tv.
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True, I guess Airbender was rather beautiful. It was mostly the bad adaptation of the cartoon that irked me, I suppose.
Has any of you seen... Ghost Lake I think it was called? Dave's horror thread made me think of it. A really, really bad horror movie I watched some time in the early 2000's on a camp movie night. We laughed our way through it because the zombies were so ridiculous. |
You guys ever seen this one called Foodfight? Horrible animation, acting and story.
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these fucking weird ass movies like you can find the trailers on youtube but one of them was about these killer bees and these guys running around like half naked all the time i'm not making this up i don't know what kind of message the director was sending but the movie was needlessly sexual and the acting was terrible and the plot made no sense and did i mention the acting was terrible
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Both Foodfight and Birdemic are the pinnacle of bad badly made movies.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation
To think I went to the movie with my family to watch this crap. Both waste of time and money. Well, I thought, nothing can go wrong if there's The Rock and Channing Tattum in the movie? Right? I was miserably wrong. To think I actually paid to watch my worst rated movie of all time. Why GI Joe why? Are there people who actually like the movie? |
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There is a film so bad I don't think it simply classifies as a "Badly Made Movie". It's so much worse.
I am of course talking about the abomination that is ERAGON. Holy cow. As if it wasn't a hard film to get right enough, they go and slaughter the books too, changing the story and the characters and everything and it's horrible and BLARGH. Anyone that has seen this films knows the horror. |
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OT: I consider myself as a casual movie watcher and to have seen a really bad movie is a first for me - that goes to the abomination that is Exodus: Gods and Kings - Biblical inaccuracies aside, what I thought would be an epic show of the 10 plagues of Egypt became 8, and even then they were hugely disappointing - nothing exciting happens despite the CG effects used. Furthermore, the characters themselves were bland and had little depth to them - worst of all the movie manages to drag on for a tiresome 3 hours. |
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THAT SAID, they could have made an effort. For example, with Holes, the film was pretty much what I had in my head the whole way through the book. It was the book, on screen. Even the lines are perfect in some cases, iirc. Now to a less strict example. I'ma use the Hunger Games, because it's actually decent to the books, the books themselves are meh. The Hunger Games, although it leaves out info that it useful and helps the plot, does stick pretty close to the books, keeping the theme, emotions, characters the same. Likewise for Harry Potter, which did it a little better perhaps. Eragon did none of these things. The characters were wrong. The plot was wrong. The emotions were wrong the theme was wrong. They turned Eragon from the adolescent book it is to a crappy generic kid's film, that doesn't inspire anyone. |
Sharkboy and Lavagirl
The epic adventure where a kid must travel with these two to the land of Milk and Cookies so he can have the power to daydream with his eyes open. |
I'm honestly not picky about movies at all, if it's even slightly entertaining, I'll like it. Like Sharkboy and Lavagirl? I know it's terribly animated and dumb, but I still thought it was fun (I mean, I was probably 10?). :P
However, one movie I absolutely hated was Mean Girls 2. I couldn't even finish watching it because it was so terrible and absurd. It's not just that it's incredibly disappointing when held up next to the original Mean Girls - even if they didn't tack the name onto it, on it's own it's such a poorly acted, poorly thought out story that made no sense at all, wasn't funny and was extremely cringe-worthy. |
Walking With Dinosaurs (3D)
I actually watched this in cinema as my little sis wanted to see this... it was so crap ever she hated it I mean who in their right minds puts a whole film together and after production goes OH lets give voices to the dinosaurs so the whole film has voices without the dinosaurs mouths actually moving at all aside from the bland as heck storyline. Spy Kids 3D So you put 3D in the title of the movie when the 3D aspect is so crap its not even worth mentioning at least make it good if your going to do that |
The AMERICAN PIE movies. One was funny. Two was okay. More? Aren't there like 7 now with new Stiflers and what not? Just no. Noo. They are just yucky.
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The adventures of Food Boy is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Not sure why my sister and I watched it, but it's about a boy who can make food appear in his hands. Yeahhhh
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I FUCKING FOUND IT OMG Watch at your own risk. Seriously though, there are random guys in showers rubbing their chests and such and they run around in their underwear, so if that bothers you, then I don't recommend watching. But if you don't care about that, then have a good laugh.
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Sharknado and Sharknado 2, that's 4 hours of my life I wish I could get back. And the Last Airbender movie, because they didn't stay true to the animated series, Katara was supposed to give that speech, she gets congratulated for lifting a bubble (whoa, such a badass) and I even have a picture that I found for that.
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