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Massacre
Inspired by the wondrous mafia games in the Underground, this game is quite simple. Using the format of [Kill] Person, you murder the person above you in the most comical ways you can think of.
For example, instead of [Kill] Ice you could do something along the lines of [Slowly melt with hairdryer] Ice Have fun fellow psychopaths :D |
[DRIVE PSYCHOLOGICALLY INSANE BY TOO AWESOME THREAD CREATION] gimmepie
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[EAT SLOWLY AND SAVOUR FLAVOR] gimmepie
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[THROW TWO SHURIKENS INTO FACE] Cosmic
Because you got ninja'd. |
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[COLOR IN] Achromatic
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[Out crazy] Achromatic |
[THROW AT FACE] gimmepie
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[SHOOT WITH ARROW] eros
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[facelifted then cannibalized by Hannibal Lector Achromatic
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[Push into a pool of paint] ShinyUmbreon189
also beautiful opening post there |
[Hangs] Achromatic
With 4 members stalking it's bound to happen |
[PEPPER] Achromatic
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[WORMHOLE] Cosmic
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[Hunt for pelt] Lycanthropy
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[Stab in shower scene as screeching music plays] Achromatic
Because the Birds is a Hitchcock movie. |
[GODMOD] gimmepie
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[Use head as bongo drum] Achromatic
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[DEATH LASER] gimmepie
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[Fail to save from falling fragments of moon] Achromatic
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[BURN] Bardothren
Because that's the most sensible thing to do. |
[Chop off tail and eat alive] Bardothren
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[STOP WORSHIPING] eros
get it 'cause eros is the god of love and it's said that gods die when they don't get worshiped anymore 'cause they exist and can only be called a god because there are worshipers to them and I'll stop rambling |
[sacrifice to goomy] bardothren
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[Sing to] Bardothren
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[TAKE PIE AWAY FROM] gimmepie
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[SLAM WITH A CHAIR] Akiba
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[Beat to death with a large potato] Bardothren
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[METEORITE] Bardothren
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[Throw to the Sarlacc] Bardothren
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[SCREW UP BY ADDING A LOT OF SALT] gimmiepie
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[I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO LYNCH YOU] Achromatic
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[Smash head it with a lute] Bardothren
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[INTRODUCES GIMMEPIE TO] Lycanthropy
Worst punishment there can be on this thread *sagenod* |
[CASTRATE] eros
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[Abandon on Rainbow Road] Achromatic
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[overwhelm with poetry] Bardothren
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[impales with silver stick] Bardothren
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You brought up Twilight first. :p
[hangs with iron noose] Bardothren |
[Uses Ice Beam on]Bardothren
It's super effective! |
[PIGLATINIZE] Achromatic
>Chromatica |
[SAP LIFE ENERGY] Bardothren
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[SIMPLY KILL BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION] Bardothren
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[Overkil] Bardothren
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[Annihilate with Gatling gun] Bardothren
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[Paints Feeder target sign on back] Bardothren
See you in Mafia Hell soon xx |
[use intellect as weapon] Bardothren
I never said when, did I? The Feeder will get you sooner or later. |
[Blaze Kick] Bardothren
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[BAN FROM PLAYING SOCCER] Nagi
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[DOUSE IN GAS THEN SET AFLAME] Bardothren
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[somehow stabs] - Bardothren
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[tells Bardothren's reflection to stab his real counterpart] Bardothren
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[donates money to charity] Bardothren
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[Pin down] Eros
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[poisons meal] Bardothren
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[lynch] Bardothren
*cackles* What did I say? :3c |
[REANIMATE] Fantome
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[Use OHKO on] Bardothren
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[PERSUADE TO COMMIT SUICIDE] Achromatic
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[fry in vegetarian bacon]bardothren
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[drops bomb] Bardothren
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[shreds shitty fanfic] Bardothren
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[Use Poltergust 3000] Fantome
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[KEEP STABBING WITH A BANANA UNTIL DEATH] gio7sm
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[shoots silver bullet] Lycanthropy
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[Push of runway] Fantome
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[Guillotine with acid at the end dumped into a pool with no escape then blown up by nuke] Bardothren
Sorry dude, I had to go overkill to be safe. |
[banhammers] Bardothren
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[BURN WITH LASERS] Bardothren |
[throws anime dolls] Netto Azure
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[add colour to] Achromatic
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[DIVIDE BY ZERO] Bardothren
Mathfia, go! |
[fires lightning bolt Arx-style] Lycanthropy
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[pour Klippy's blood] Bardothren
How would plumbing school kill me lololol |
[Soak writing in water, forced to choke on it.] Bardothren
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Why thank you.
[Have FattestSnorlax sit on him] Bardothren |
But I have no soul :c
[paper cuts paper cuts paper cuts] Bardothren |
[paper abrasions and lacerations] Bardothren
I don't even know why I'm signing my own contract... *thinks Bard has gone absolutely unhinged* |
[Uses writing as a toilet] Bardothren
That was the cleanest way to put that. |
[FORCE TO EMIT LIGHT IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM] Achromatic
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[bitten by weresnake] Lycanthropy
Betrayed by your own kind. Ha! |
[mailed to Syria] Bardothren
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[shove into a cursed pharaoh's tomb] Bardothren
You again. |
[Exorcise] Fantome
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^ That probably won't kill him xD
[erase all files from computer] Bardothren |
[Beat to death with hard drive] Bardothren
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[Sacrifices to our alien overlords] Gimmiepie
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Smacks over the head with his biology textbook Bardothren
I hate having an overabundance of paperwork too ;-; |
[puts caesium onto tongue] Bardothren
Kaboom! |
[Force to inhale Xenon] Bardothren
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[torn apart by owl] gio7sm
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[Ullion uses bug bite, it's super effective!] Absol used bite
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[DISSOLVE IN CONCENTRATED SODIUM HYDROXIDE AND ANALYZE SOLUTION USING UV/VIS SPECTROSCOPY] Bardothren
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I spelled caesium correctly. (Do you even English?) And please, discover something then talk.
[inject with MERS] Bardothren |
[Jumps on board with nitpicking your spelling of Caesium, even though you spelled it right, then puts some in your food] Fantome
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[Turn into frog and sell to French restaurant] Bardothren
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