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gimmepie May 21st, 2015 6:22 AM

Massacre
 
Inspired by the wondrous mafia games in the Underground, this game is quite simple. Using the format of [Kill] Person, you murder the person above you in the most comical ways you can think of.

For example, instead of [Kill] Ice you could do something along the lines of [Slowly melt with hairdryer] Ice

Have fun fellow psychopaths :D

Lycanthropy May 21st, 2015 6:29 AM

[DRIVE PSYCHOLOGICALLY INSANE BY TOO AWESOME THREAD CREATION] gimmepie

GreenFlame May 21st, 2015 6:30 AM

[EAT SLOWLY AND SAVOUR FLAVOR] gimmepie

Lycanthropy May 21st, 2015 6:38 AM

[THROW TWO SHURIKENS INTO FACE] Cosmic

Because you got ninja'd.

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 6:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthropy (Post 8760237)
[THROW TWO SHURIKENS INTO FACE] Cosmic

Because you got ninja'd.

[Shoot with a silver bullet] Lycanthropy

Nagi May 21st, 2015 6:40 AM

[COLOR IN] Achromatic

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 6:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nagi (Post 8760242)
[COLOR IN] Achromatic

[Erase] Nagi

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 6:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achromatic (Post 8760248)
[That scene from American Pie] gimmepie

That's just brutal.

[Out crazy] Achromatic

Akiba May 21st, 2015 6:58 AM

[THROW AT FACE] gimmepie

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 7:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akiba (Post 8760262)
[THROW AT FACE] gimmepie

[Launch into the sun] Akiba

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 7:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achromatic (Post 8760270)
[Sets fire to] Bardothren

idk that isn't a word so i can't be too creative here

[Turn into internet meme] Achromatic

Nagi May 21st, 2015 7:09 AM

[SHOOT WITH ARROW] eros

ShinyUmbreon189 May 21st, 2015 7:17 AM

[facelifted then cannibalized by Hannibal Lector Achromatic

Candy May 21st, 2015 7:17 AM

[Push into a pool of paint] ShinyUmbreon189

also beautiful opening post there

Candy May 21st, 2015 7:20 AM

[Hangs] Achromatic

With 4 members stalking it's bound to happen

GreenFlame May 21st, 2015 7:30 AM

[PEPPER] Achromatic

Lycanthropy May 21st, 2015 7:48 AM

[WORMHOLE] Cosmic

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 8:15 AM

[Hunt for pelt] Lycanthropy

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 8:58 AM

[Stab in shower scene as screeching music plays] Achromatic

Because the Birds is a Hitchcock movie.

Nagi May 21st, 2015 9:41 AM

[GODMOD] gimmepie

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 10:47 AM

[Use head as bongo drum] Achromatic

Lycanthropy May 21st, 2015 10:48 AM

[DEATH LASER] gimmepie

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 11:19 AM

[Fail to save from falling fragments of moon] Achromatic

Akiba May 21st, 2015 5:23 PM

[BURN] Bardothren

Because that's the most sensible thing to do.

TheCobaltComet May 21st, 2015 8:35 PM

[Chop off tail and eat alive] Bardothren

gimmepie May 21st, 2015 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 8761483)
[Tie to a table. Throw a switch, which turns on a lightbulb, popping a balloon, pusing a marble down a wooden track, hitting the power switch of a fan, which winds up a string, thereby tugging on a bowling ball, causing it to fall and crush the left leg. The bowling ball then rolls off the table, hitting a lever, which flings five knives in the air. Three knives slice up an apple, the fourth knife buries itself in the liver, and the fifth cracks a fishtanks. The water drips out of the fishtank, watering the bamboo plant set beneath the table, causing it to grow through the midsection. The bamboo then throws yet another switch, sending an electric current through the bindings, electrocuting the victim and causing the C4 buried in the knife buried in the liver to explode.] Auric Twins

Beat that, world.

[Slowly pick apart with tweezers] Bardothren

Candy May 22nd, 2015 1:40 AM

[STOP WORSHIPING] eros

get it 'cause eros is the god of love and it's said that gods die when they don't get worshiped anymore 'cause they exist and can only be called a god because there are worshipers to them and I'll stop rambling

vanillte1 May 22nd, 2015 7:46 AM

[sacrifice to goomy] bardothren

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 2:23 AM

[Sing to] Bardothren

Akiba May 23rd, 2015 2:26 AM

[TAKE PIE AWAY FROM] gimmepie

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 4:18 AM

[SLAM WITH A CHAIR] Akiba

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 6:47 AM

[Beat to death with a large potato] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 7:57 AM

[METEORITE] Bardothren

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 9:18 AM

[Throw to the Sarlacc] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 9:23 AM

[SCREW UP BY ADDING A LOT OF SALT] gimmiepie

Candy May 23rd, 2015 12:18 PM

[I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO LYNCH YOU] Achromatic

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 9:45 PM

[Smash head it with a lute] Bardothren

Foxrally May 23rd, 2015 10:01 PM

[INTRODUCES GIMMEPIE TO] Lycanthropy

Worst punishment there can be on this thread *sagenod*

Akiba May 24th, 2015 3:44 AM

[CASTRATE] eros

gimmepie May 24th, 2015 6:11 AM

[Abandon on Rainbow Road] Achromatic

Winter May 24th, 2015 6:46 AM

[overwhelm with poetry] Bardothren

Winter May 24th, 2015 7:29 AM

[impales with silver stick] Bardothren

Winter May 24th, 2015 7:39 AM

You brought up Twilight first. :p

[hangs with iron noose] Bardothren

Sopheria May 24th, 2015 9:28 AM

[Uses Ice Beam on]Bardothren

It's super effective!

Akiba May 24th, 2015 10:04 AM

[PIGLATINIZE] Achromatic

>Chromatica

Lycanthropy May 25th, 2015 6:10 AM

[SAP LIFE ENERGY] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 25th, 2015 6:20 AM

[SIMPLY KILL BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION] Bardothren

Etherion May 25th, 2015 6:29 AM

[Overkil] Bardothren

Winter May 25th, 2015 8:00 PM

[Annihilate with Gatling gun] Bardothren

Winter May 25th, 2015 8:03 PM

[Paints Feeder target sign on back] Bardothren

See you in Mafia Hell soon xx

Winter May 25th, 2015 10:37 PM

[use intellect as weapon] Bardothren

I never said when, did I? The Feeder will get you sooner or later.

Nagi May 26th, 2015 7:01 AM

[Blaze Kick] Bardothren

Akiba May 26th, 2015 7:06 AM

[BAN FROM PLAYING SOCCER] Nagi

Spoiler:
I'm too cruel

Candy May 27th, 2015 4:45 PM

[DOUSE IN GAS THEN SET AFLAME] Bardothren

Winter May 28th, 2015 6:21 PM

[somehow stabs] - Bardothren

Winter May 28th, 2015 8:02 PM

[tells Bardothren's reflection to stab his real counterpart] Bardothren

Winter May 30th, 2015 1:02 AM

[donates money to charity] Bardothren

gimmepie May 30th, 2015 2:29 AM

[Pin down] Eros

Winter May 30th, 2015 8:18 AM

[poisons meal] Bardothren

Winter May 30th, 2015 8:38 PM

[lynch] Bardothren

*cackles* What did I say? :3c

Akiba May 30th, 2015 8:39 PM

[REANIMATE] Fantome

gimmepie May 30th, 2015 11:26 PM

[Use OHKO on] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 31st, 2015 3:02 AM

[PERSUADE TO COMMIT SUICIDE] Achromatic

Zehn May 31st, 2015 5:59 AM

[fry in vegetarian bacon]bardothren

Winter May 31st, 2015 5:47 PM

[drops bomb] Bardothren

Winter May 31st, 2015 10:52 PM

[shreds shitty fanfic] Bardothren

Etherion June 1st, 2015 1:23 AM

[Use Poltergust 3000] Fantome

Lycanthropy June 1st, 2015 1:42 AM

[KEEP STABBING WITH A BANANA UNTIL DEATH] gio7sm

Winter June 1st, 2015 2:04 AM

[shoots silver bullet] Lycanthropy

gimmepie June 1st, 2015 6:05 AM

[Push of runway] Fantome

Somewhere_ June 4th, 2015 5:58 AM

[Guillotine with acid at the end dumped into a pool with no escape then blown up by nuke] Bardothren

Sorry dude, I had to go overkill to be safe.

Winter June 4th, 2015 7:57 PM

[banhammers] Bardothren

Netto Azure June 4th, 2015 9:01 PM

https://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb480/Yumekichi11/Picture%2030/4823dd97.gif

[BURN WITH LASERS] Bardothren

Winter June 4th, 2015 9:08 PM

[throws anime dolls] Netto Azure

Winter June 5th, 2015 7:11 AM

[add colour to] Achromatic

Lycanthropy June 6th, 2015 4:46 AM

[DIVIDE BY ZERO] Bardothren

Mathfia, go!

Winter June 6th, 2015 6:41 AM

[fires lightning bolt Arx-style] Lycanthropy

Winter June 6th, 2015 5:15 PM

[pour Klippy's blood] Bardothren

How would plumbing school kill me lololol

Chicken Fingers June 6th, 2015 5:24 PM

[Soak writing in water, forced to choke on it.] Bardothren

Chicken Fingers June 6th, 2015 6:33 PM

Why thank you.

[Have FattestSnorlax sit on him] Bardothren

Winter June 6th, 2015 7:14 PM

But I have no soul :c

[paper cuts paper cuts paper cuts] Bardothren

Winter June 6th, 2015 9:57 PM

[paper abrasions and lacerations] Bardothren

I don't even know why I'm signing my own contract... *thinks Bard has gone absolutely unhinged*

Chicken Fingers June 7th, 2015 5:32 PM

[Uses writing as a toilet] Bardothren

That was the cleanest way to put that.

Lycanthropy June 8th, 2015 2:16 AM

[FORCE TO EMIT LIGHT IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM] Achromatic

Winter June 8th, 2015 3:38 AM

[bitten by weresnake] Lycanthropy

Betrayed by your own kind. Ha!

Winter June 8th, 2015 7:37 AM

[mailed to Syria] Bardothren

Winter June 9th, 2015 10:01 PM

[shove into a cursed pharaoh's tomb] Bardothren

You again.

gimmepie June 10th, 2015 9:04 AM

[Exorcise] Fantome

Winter June 10th, 2015 11:57 PM

^ That probably won't kill him xD

[erase all files from computer] Bardothren

gimmepie June 11th, 2015 11:14 AM

[Beat to death with hard drive] Bardothren

Ullion June 11th, 2015 11:57 AM

[Sacrifices to our alien overlords] Gimmiepie

Ullion June 11th, 2015 11:59 AM

Smacks over the head with his biology textbook Bardothren

I hate having an overabundance of paperwork too ;-;

Winter June 11th, 2015 5:22 PM

[puts caesium onto tongue] Bardothren

Kaboom!

Etherion June 12th, 2015 7:55 AM

[Force to inhale Xenon] Bardothren

Abby June 12th, 2015 8:34 AM

[torn apart by owl] gio7sm

Ullion June 12th, 2015 8:35 AM

[Ullion uses bug bite, it's super effective!] Absol used bite

;D

Lycanthropy June 12th, 2015 10:41 AM

[DISSOLVE IN CONCENTRATED SODIUM HYDROXIDE AND ANALYZE SOLUTION USING UV/VIS SPECTROSCOPY] Bardothren

Winter June 13th, 2015 7:31 AM

I spelled caesium correctly. (Do you even English?) And please, discover something then talk.

[inject with MERS] Bardothren

Sopheria June 13th, 2015 7:42 AM

[Jumps on board with nitpicking your spelling of Caesium, even though you spelled it right, then puts some in your food] Fantome

gimmepie June 15th, 2015 10:15 AM

[Turn into frog and sell to French restaurant] Bardothren


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