[Tie to a table. Throw a switch, which turns on a lightbulb, popping a balloon, pusing a marble down a wooden track, hitting the power switch of a fan, which winds up a string, thereby tugging on a bowling ball, causing it to fall and crush the left leg. The bowling ball then rolls off the table, hitting a lever, which flings five knives in the air. Three knives slice up an apple, the fourth knife buries itself in the liver, and the fifth cracks a fishtanks. The water drips out of the fishtank, watering the bamboo plant set beneath the table, causing it to grow through the midsection. The bamboo then throws yet another switch, sending an electric current through the bindings, electrocuting the victim and causing the C4 buried in the knife buried in the liver to explode.] Auric Twins
Beat that, world.
[Slowly pick apart with tweezers] Bardothren
Candy
May 22nd, 2015 1:40 AM
[STOP WORSHIPING] eros
get it 'cause eros is the god of love and it's said that gods die when they don't get worshiped anymore 'cause they exist and can only be called a god because there are worshipers to them and I'll stop rambling
vanillte1
May 22nd, 2015 7:46 AM
[sacrifice to goomy] bardothren
gimmepie
May 23rd, 2015 2:23 AM
[Sing to] Bardothren
Akiba
May 23rd, 2015 2:26 AM
[TAKE PIE AWAY FROM] gimmepie
Lycanthropy
May 23rd, 2015 4:18 AM
[SLAM WITH A CHAIR] Akiba
gimmepie
May 23rd, 2015 6:47 AM
[Beat to death with a large potato] Bardothren
Lycanthropy
May 23rd, 2015 7:57 AM
[METEORITE] Bardothren
gimmepie
May 23rd, 2015 9:18 AM
[Throw to the Sarlacc] Bardothren
Lycanthropy
May 23rd, 2015 9:23 AM
[SCREW UP BY ADDING A LOT OF SALT] gimmiepie
Candy
May 23rd, 2015 12:18 PM
[I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO LYNCH YOU] Achromatic
gimmepie
May 23rd, 2015 9:45 PM
[Smash head it with a lute] Bardothren
Foxrally
May 23rd, 2015 10:01 PM
[INTRODUCES GIMMEPIE TO] Lycanthropy
Worst punishment there can be on this thread *sagenod*
Akiba
May 24th, 2015 3:44 AM
[CASTRATE] eros
gimmepie
May 24th, 2015 6:11 AM
[Abandon on Rainbow Road] Achromatic
Winter
May 24th, 2015 6:46 AM
[overwhelm with poetry] Bardothren
Winter
May 24th, 2015 7:29 AM
[impales with silver stick] Bardothren
Winter
May 24th, 2015 7:39 AM
You brought up Twilight first. :p
[hangs with iron noose] Bardothren
Sopheria
May 24th, 2015 9:28 AM
[Uses Ice Beam on]Bardothren
It's super effective!
Akiba
May 24th, 2015 10:04 AM
[PIGLATINIZE] Achromatic
>Chromatica
Lycanthropy
May 25th, 2015 6:10 AM
[SAP LIFE ENERGY] Bardothren
Lycanthropy
May 25th, 2015 6:20 AM
[SIMPLY KILL BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION] Bardothren