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gimmepie May 21st, 2015 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bardothren (Post 8761483)
[Tie to a table. Throw a switch, which turns on a lightbulb, popping a balloon, pusing a marble down a wooden track, hitting the power switch of a fan, which winds up a string, thereby tugging on a bowling ball, causing it to fall and crush the left leg. The bowling ball then rolls off the table, hitting a lever, which flings five knives in the air. Three knives slice up an apple, the fourth knife buries itself in the liver, and the fifth cracks a fishtanks. The water drips out of the fishtank, watering the bamboo plant set beneath the table, causing it to grow through the midsection. The bamboo then throws yet another switch, sending an electric current through the bindings, electrocuting the victim and causing the C4 buried in the knife buried in the liver to explode.] Auric Twins

Beat that, world.

[Slowly pick apart with tweezers] Bardothren

Candy May 22nd, 2015 1:40 AM

[STOP WORSHIPING] eros

get it 'cause eros is the god of love and it's said that gods die when they don't get worshiped anymore 'cause they exist and can only be called a god because there are worshipers to them and I'll stop rambling

vanillte1 May 22nd, 2015 7:46 AM

[sacrifice to goomy] bardothren

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 2:23 AM

[Sing to] Bardothren

Akiba May 23rd, 2015 2:26 AM

[TAKE PIE AWAY FROM] gimmepie

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 4:18 AM

[SLAM WITH A CHAIR] Akiba

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 6:47 AM

[Beat to death with a large potato] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 7:57 AM

[METEORITE] Bardothren

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 9:18 AM

[Throw to the Sarlacc] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 23rd, 2015 9:23 AM

[SCREW UP BY ADDING A LOT OF SALT] gimmiepie

Candy May 23rd, 2015 12:18 PM

[I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO LYNCH YOU] Achromatic

gimmepie May 23rd, 2015 9:45 PM

[Smash head it with a lute] Bardothren

Foxrally May 23rd, 2015 10:01 PM

[INTRODUCES GIMMEPIE TO] Lycanthropy

Worst punishment there can be on this thread *sagenod*

Akiba May 24th, 2015 3:44 AM

[CASTRATE] eros

gimmepie May 24th, 2015 6:11 AM

[Abandon on Rainbow Road] Achromatic

Winter May 24th, 2015 6:46 AM

[overwhelm with poetry] Bardothren

Winter May 24th, 2015 7:29 AM

[impales with silver stick] Bardothren

Winter May 24th, 2015 7:39 AM

You brought up Twilight first. :p

[hangs with iron noose] Bardothren

Sopheria May 24th, 2015 9:28 AM

[Uses Ice Beam on]Bardothren

It's super effective!

Akiba May 24th, 2015 10:04 AM

[PIGLATINIZE] Achromatic

>Chromatica

Lycanthropy May 25th, 2015 6:10 AM

[SAP LIFE ENERGY] Bardothren

Lycanthropy May 25th, 2015 6:20 AM

[SIMPLY KILL BECAUSE I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION] Bardothren

Etherion May 25th, 2015 6:29 AM

[Overkil] Bardothren

Winter May 25th, 2015 8:00 PM

[Annihilate with Gatling gun] Bardothren

Winter May 25th, 2015 8:03 PM

[Paints Feeder target sign on back] Bardothren

See you in Mafia Hell soon xx


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