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bill flibby July 9th, 2015 6:47 AM

You wake up and find you have god's power...
 
... to grant sentience, reasoning, language, and/or other human-esque qualities to one species that either currently exists or doesn't exist.

If it doesn't exist, you may choose a fairy-tale creature (be sure to describe which mythology/variation your creature comes from) or create a new creature. If you choose to make something, give a description of what it looks like physically.

Also, be sure to say exactly what new abilities you're giving the creature. For example, Spliff Spiff would give every specie of sloth the power of speech, and give them a very violent, aggressive nature with a New Jersey BOSTON accent. Probably because it would be hilarious to see. As for me, I would give those weird stickbugs a sad, existential philosophy, along with speech, and the ability to produce art. I think existentialism fits the stickbugs best because they're always getting mistaken for actual sticks.

And, go.

Nolafus July 9th, 2015 9:04 AM

I would grant pretty much everything to... crocodiles.

Simply because it would be really cool to get off of work and hang out with your best friend, Dan the crocodile.

Her July 9th, 2015 10:47 AM

the residents of the treehouse

Her July 9th, 2015 11:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/fwpi4wM.jpg

Sirfetch’d July 9th, 2015 11:39 AM

Pokemon duh

Detox July 9th, 2015 11:41 AM

American politicians

Sirfetch’d July 9th, 2015 11:45 AM

I almost forgot to mention the residents of the Pokemon Showdown lower OU ladder

Nah July 9th, 2015 12:02 PM

Can I get the power to destroy a species instead? Bugs can fuck off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill flibby (Post 8838286)
New Jersey accent.

.....what do you think a NJ accent sounds like btw?

Nick July 9th, 2015 5:34 PM

What is a New Jersey accent?

I live in New Jersey and I don't know what that is.

Somewhere_ July 9th, 2015 5:56 PM

The ability to make animals anthropomorphic...I would do that.

I guess to birds to learn what it is like to fly. I can be friends with them and they can spy on people for me. they have a different point of view from us, so it would be interesting to learn their take on things.

I would give them the power to carry me up to the sky, while keeping me safe. And the ability to flock around me so I look cool lol.

bill flibby July 9th, 2015 7:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nah (Post 8838655)
Can I get the power to destroy a species instead? Bugs can fuck off.

That's a different thread, the What aspect would you erase/delete/remove one. Sorry. A popular one there was hornets and wasps, though, so you're not alone.

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Originally Posted by Nah (Post 8838655)
.....what do you think a NJ accent sounds like btw?

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Originally Posted by Noah Ridgewood (Post 8838998)
What is a New Jersey accent?

I live in New Jersey and I don't know what that is.

So, I did some research, and I actually meant a Brooklyn accent. Here's a demonstration. My bad, New Jerseylanders. I lump all of you Northern people together. I probably shouldn't, but I do.

Percy July 10th, 2015 3:38 PM

I'll create Arceus, which will make the legendary trio, and then Mew, and soon, we will have the full package of Pokemon.

Nick July 10th, 2015 4:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill flibby (Post 8839135)
That's a different thread, the What aspect would you erase/delete/remove one. Sorry. A popular one there was hornets and wasps, though, so you're not alone.




So, I did some research, and I actually meant a Brooklyn accent. Here's a demonstration. My bad, New Jerseylanders. I lump all of you Northern people together. I probably shouldn't, but I do.

I don't know anyone who has that accent.

bill flibby July 10th, 2015 4:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah Ridgewood (Post 8840353)
I don't know anyone who has that accent.

My experience with that accent has largely been through television. Can't say I know anyone irl with that accent, either. Even if it's dramatized for TV, I'm sure it exists somewhere.

Gigadweeb July 10th, 2015 6:59 PM

create a unicorn, give it sentience and call it Dave, that would be pretty fuckin' rad

Saintscrew7 July 11th, 2015 5:51 PM

I would give them back. I'm not reliable... :-'

Lapis July 11th, 2015 6:22 PM

Basically as the good ol' Kayne West would say...No one man should have all that power.

I don't trust myself with that kind of power. XD

Livewire July 11th, 2015 8:04 PM

I would either invent Pokemon for real or I would revive/genetically modify Dinosaurs back into existence and make a real Jurassic Park.

Livewire July 12th, 2015 3:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Achromatic (Post 8843446)
Clearly you haven't watched the movies if you don't think that's a shit idea, Live.

I don't plan on being on said island when they run loose, not my problem 8D

Pinkie-Dawn July 13th, 2015 8:07 AM

I would repopulate a currently endangered species, but there's so many of them, so I have to pick ones that have the most influence to the ecosystem (tigers, wolves, sharks, etc.).

Keiran July 13th, 2015 8:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Achromatic (Post 8843446)
Clearly you haven't watched the movies if you don't think that's a shit idea, Live.

you could say its a pteryible idea

Spiff July 14th, 2015 1:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bill flibby (Post 8838286)
For example, Spliff Spiff would give every specie of sloth the power of speech, and give them a very violent, aggressive nature with a New Jersey BOSTON accent. Probably because it would be hilarious to see.

lol how did you know

bill flibby July 17th, 2015 9:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiff (Post 8845744)
lol how did you know

You know, thoughts happen. That one inspired this thread. Seems like something you'd do with some god powers.

Evening July 17th, 2015 11:45 PM

Remake the world.


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